Post your thoughts

[duke knooby]

dunno, never seen it

[RadioMaster]

I might be on tv on sunday night

[duke knooby]

is it strong enough?? try not to break it!

[RadioMaster]

no more speed I'm always there

[duke knooby]

renardo sounds EXACTLY the same in german... awful tune though. rock cafe, and good morning??

[RadioMaster]

thats our breakfast-shows theme tune.

[duke knooby]

ditch it is my advice

[RadioMaster]

too late im officially retired there now

[Betty]

I might be on tv on sunday night

what?? where?? and most important WHY???:shock:

[RadioMaster]

MDR, sunday night 20.15, big gala recorded 2km away from my house :shock:
I'll be in the audience and maybe on stage for an interview.

[Betty]

remind me again on sunday ok?
and please make sure that I really realise the reminder ( unlike the Buffy episode hint ;) )

[RadioMaster]

As if that was possible! :lmao:

[Betty]

I always hear the ring of my telephone you know ;)

[RadioMaster]

nah, in theory

[firefly]

nice one
even better if youd SING like her :))
I'll leave that one to your thought's RJ ;)

[mszee]

OK...

SO...just as I've posted today that I LOVE ALL musicals...I finally saw one I didn't like...never say never...:roll:

[Blackkat13]

Seen this on Myspace thought it was funny Warning. A dog having it's way with a stuffed Scooby. I thought it was funny cause we watched a pug do that with a stuffed lion so I laughed at it.

http://myspacetv.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=vids.individual&videoid=2233268

[MeatGrl1]

Wow !
Just when I thought things had smoothed out and are OK something dashes that !

[Monstro]

Speed camera's become awkward when your speedo cable's snapped

[duke knooby]

mot's become awkward when your speedo cables snapped i imagine

[Monstro]

it snapped three point four miles after it passed mot lol

[MeatGrl1]

I am not deling with this humiliation too well...


Will this nightmare, will it ever end...

[Betty]

shopping day :barf:

[duke knooby]

it snapped three point four miles after it passed mot lol

dont worry about the cameras, think how little mileage your adding now :lol:

[mszee]

Reading posts above I had a thought...does speedo in British means the same as in America...i.e. man's bikini swimming trunks???

And if the cables on speedo snapped...wouldn't it mean just a bunch of embarassment???

[heat]

I can now see the bedroom carpet... wonder how long that'll last???

[SamCat]

Reading posts above I had a thought...does speedo in British means the same as in America...i.e. man's bikini swimming trunks???

And if the cables on speedo snapped...wouldn't it mean just a bunch of embarassment???

PMSL thats so funny!!! I have visions of Michael and Jonty in Speedos!!! No they mean the thing on a motorbike that tells you how fast youre going!!

[RadioMaster]

Reading posts above I had a thought...does speedo in British means the same as in America...i.e. man's bikini swimming trunks???

And if the cables on speedo snapped...wouldn't it mean just a bunch of embarassment???

had similar thoughts, but then again, thought I'd make a complete fool of myself posting it.










































There you go Zina :))





:raspberry:

[Sue K]

... i'm having a loverly chilled out peace-of-mind type of day ... :-) ... i wonder when it's time to wonder... "why?" ... :shock: ... hehehe ...

[tinkerbell]

Damn weather, lovely one minute then rain the next. Left my car window down now got a wet ass.

[heat]

I can now see the bedroom carpet... wonder how long that'll last???


Approx 20 mins... :roll:

[JanT]

So that's why it's so popular :sherlock:

[Betty]

Klitschko!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[RadioMaster]

Klitschko!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

:cheer:

[Betty]

:cheer:

Hell yes!!!!!!!!
:cheers: :hic: :up:
AWESOME and outstanding!!!!!

[mszee]

PMSL thats so funny!!! I have visions of Michael and Jonty in Speedos!!! No they mean the thing on a motorbike that tells you how fast youre going!!

Ouch...I guess that was your revenge on me for mentioning sex before you had your breakfast...:lol:

:twisted: Cause yeah...I had those same visions...enough said...:roll:

[SamCat]

Ouch...I guess that was your revenge on me for mentioning sex before you had your breakfast...:lol:

:twisted: Cause yeah...I had those same visions...enough said...:roll:

And again!!!

[Sue K]

... come on !!!... everybody up doin' The Safety Dance !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ... :yay: ...

[duke knooby]

almost monday.. poor

[RadioMaster]

almost monday.. poor

almost sunday night.. great

:))

[AndyK]

Random thoughts for the weekend:

Whatever made me wear that T Shirt?

It's all Geoff's fault.

Just say "No more for me thanks, I've had enough"

[Betty]

yummy :mrgreen:

[Monstro]

Oh well, home again ready for another week to start!!

[SW31]

you poor thing have a week off to get over it

[Monstro]

I wish

[RadioMaster]

anyone seen me on tv? lol

[heat]

Bran flakes or museli?

[tinkerbell]

anyone seen me on tv? lol

:nope: which channel?

[RadioMaster]

german one, big gala recorded a few streets away from my house :))

[tinkerbell]

ok what were u doing RJ?

[RadioMaster]

was one of the 'possible' interview guests (long story, but didnt happen in the end), but I've been on several audience shots :D Got some text messages from people during the show telling my Im on tv lol.

thought:
Didnt expect Al Martino to be THAT good

[SamCat]

Didn't he have the very first number 1 single?

[RadioMaster]

yep

[heat]

Ohhh... need the loo but can't be arsed to move...

[SamCat]

yep

I thought i knew the name he must be quite old now cos that was 1952 i think!!

[RadioMaster]

he's 80, and......if Meat sings like this in 20 years we dont have to worry! lol

[SamCat]

He's a bit of a crooner tho isn't he they go on for years just look at Bing Crosby!!

[RadioMaster]

he is, but he does it with so much power and passion, its great!

[SamCat]

I just checked his website he's sung some amazing songs over the years!!

[duke knooby]

never heard of him

[Sue K]

... i best at least put the dishes on soak... ay? ... :shock: ... okay... in three more minutes ... :lol: ...

[Monstro]

The good thing about turning the work mobile off is you get a peaceful weekend..................the bad thing is having to sort it all out Monday morning!!!!

[Sue K]

... it's going up to 99F in my town today... whew ! ...

[Betty]

:wall: ... phew that´s a relief now!!!
ahh well... could have another one... :wall:
Now it´s better!

[LucyK!]

Random thoughts...

Yep, blame Geoff, I still don't feel right :?

How did I not realise I've spent the past two weeks walking around with NLE guitars picks in my handbag!?

This isn't where I should be :(

[firefly]

I don't like Monday's !!!

[LucyK!]

Random thoughts...

Yep, blame Geoff, I still don't feel right :?

How did I not realise I've spent the past two weeks walking around with NLE guitars picks in my handbag!?

This isn't where I should be :(

Other random thoughts from this weekend...

I'm now tea-total :up:

Bloody ML standing concerts :bicker:

[samurai7]

Genesis were amazing last night. Twickenham rocked. I was lucky enough to get row 9 :-)

PS I was sat next to Tony Robinson, AKA Baldrick from Blackadder :D

[RadioMaster]

who?

[samurai7]

http://www.propr.de/divx/baldrick3.jpg

^this guy^

[mszee]

who?

Those are British series called Black Adder...if you ever come across of them...watch them...some of the seasons are very funny!

[Ageing Bat]

Those are British series called Black Adder...if you ever come across of them...watch them...some of the seasons are very funny!


Baldrick is an excellent character! I love his catchphrase - "I have a cunning plan", and his love of turnips! :lmao: . One of the best comedy series on UK TV....... it's up there at the top with Bottom, Monty Python and Gimme Gimme Gimme

[Mick Loaf]

My sunburn is sore!

[LucyK!]

Talk about a personal signature!! :lol:

[tinkerbell]

Genesis were amazing last night. Twickenham rocked. I was lucky enough to get row 9 :-)

PS I was sat next to Tony Robinson, AKA Baldrick from Blackadder :D

So lucky - Aisle of plenty

[RadioMaster]

shall I call? :?

[mszee]

Baldrick is an excellent character! I love his catchphrase - "I have a cunning plan", and his love of turnips! :lmao: . One of the best comedy series on UK TV....... it's up there at the top with Bottom, Monty Python and Gimme Gimme Gimme

I also like Fowlty (sp?) Towers...although not familiar with Bottom and Gimme...Monty Python...I think I have at home every freaking thing that ever came out on VHS/DVD...

[RadioMaster]

I also like Fowlty (sp?) Towers.

And dont mention the war :bleh:

[mszee]

And dont mention the war :bleh:

I didn't...YOU did...

[allrevvedup]

Fawlty towers was classic...the episode with the deaf woman (Mrs Richards) and the stolen money was probably the best one of the whole series.

[AndyK]

You'd think that if the passengers could be bothered to turn up at that time of morning then the cabin crew would have the decency to do the same wouldn't you?

[mszee]

Fawlty towers was classic...the episode with the deaf woman (Mrs Richards) and the stolen money was probably the best one of the whole series.

Which one was it with moose head? Don't mention the war???

[allrevvedup]

No this was the one about the old woman whose hearing aid was broken and lost an amount of money after buying a vase...John Cleese is brilliant in it especially when he askes her 'Is this a piece of your brain?':D

[mszee]

No this was the one about the old woman whose hearing aid was broken and lost an amount of money after buying a vase...John Cleese is brilliant in it especially when he askes her 'Is this a piece of your brain?':D

NO, I remember that one...I just couldn't place moose head episode...whether it was the same one as don't mention the war...

[RadioMaster]

found it just a few weeks ago, now going through all episodes
(one of the FEW good advices from Carl)

[duke knooby]

at least you got some good advice

[RadioMaster]

finally came up with a new signature

[Betty]

must have some kind of sleeping sickness

EDIT:
and AJ is exactly 4000 posts ahead of me...

[duke knooby]

nah, try another one

[RadioMaster]

I like it.

Any suggestions jotny?

[duke knooby]

loads of suggestions

[duke knooby]

ffs, you should see the size of this mouse... its a f****in monster.. (in the trap)

[Betty]

ewww *shivers*

[AndyK]

Can it fly?

[RadioMaster]

Can it fly?

damn, too slow

[mszee]

Can it fly?

I have to assume that this mouse is no more?

[duke knooby]

i hope so to, i hope theres no more more importantly.... i still havent moved it

[AndyK]

Neil hasn't posted since Jonty posted ... are we to assume we need a new Mod?

[mszee]

Neil hasn't posted since Jonty posted ... are we to assume we need a new Mod?

:silence:

[RadioMaster]

Neil hasn't posted since Jonty posted ... are we to assume we need a new Mod?

we got it first time you posted the joke :p

[mszee]

we got it first time you posted the joke :p

Speak for yourself...not everybody is as smart as you're...

[duke knooby]

this is an absolute monster

[Betty]

ok, now I wanna see a pic of that monster
(RJ-don´t you dare posting a pic of Neil here now :p)

[mszee]

No pictures please!!! Graphic description was more than enough...

[RadioMaster]

ok, now I wanna see a pic of that monster
(RJ-don´t you dare posting a pic of Neil here now :p)

aaaaand we welcome Betty to the who-got-andy's-joke-club :))

[duke knooby]

the wee b****r has been chewing at the net cable

[RadioMaster]

maybe it was a rat

[mszee]

the wee b****r has been chewing at the net cable

For that you should crucify him...on top of what his trap done to him...then you can give yourself a title Jonty Da Gladiator...

[AndyK]

we got it first time you posted the joke :p


I was posting subtitles for the hard of understanding! ;-)

[Betty]

aaaaand we welcome Betty to the who-got-andy's-joke-club :))

we need a punch-smilie!!

[Bap]

I'm sooooooo silly and sooooooo typical...

[mszee]

we need a punch-smilie!!

I actually think we have it in chat...

[RadioMaster]

I actually think we have it in chat...

thats where the whole disaster had its origin

[duke knooby]

7cm stickin outta the trap, not counting the tail, nearly 5cm across. a massive f****r

[RadioMaster]

must be a rat then

[duke knooby]

its a mouse ( i hope)

[mszee]

7cm stickin outta the trap, not counting the tail, nearly 5cm across. a massive f****r

Sounds like you've killed a tiny baby...:(

[duke knooby]

its about to become a flying mouse... flying into the bin

[mszee]

its about to become a flying mouse... flying into the bin

:lmao:

[SamCat]

7cm stickin outta the trap, not counting the tail, nearly 5cm across. a massive f****r

Thats a very very big mouse but a normal size rat!! Ever thought of getting a cat?

[duke knooby]

it was a mouse

[SamCat]

Cats do mice too They cant tell the difference!!

[RadioMaster]

except by the size

[SamCat]

I dont think they're bothered by size as long as it moves they'll have a go!!

[duke knooby]

and a tiny one found... here we go again

[firefly]

Arms hurt, ribs hurt, back hurt, shoulder's hurt........Dam this working lark!!!!

[SW31]

& i thought you did nothing all day lol

[RadioMaster]

alias, fantastic series

[duke knooby]

what else is it known as?

[MeatGrl1]

I need to get my stuff put into my Johnny files and I need to sleep !!!

:shock:

[mszee]

Arms hurt, ribs hurt, back hurt, shoulder's hurt........Dam this working lark!!!!

You have to dump that wrestling job...nothing but trouble...:lol:

[Monstro]

Email arguements just aren't as much fun!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[mszee]

Email arguements just aren't as much fun!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Yeah...hard to punch somebody in a gut...

[firefly]

& i thought you did nothing all day lol:shock::bicker:

[firefly]

You have to dump that wrestling job...nothing but trouble...:lol:

Think your right there Zina....:lol:

[AndyK]

Argghhhh I just don't know :panic:

[firefly]

This picture is never ending!!! :shock:.... so much brown and gray.

[RadioMaster]

just spend approx. 900€ for furniture for my new flat :down::angry:
good thing: While wandering through the store, they played AFL :)):up:

[Monstro]

Go faster racing exhaust now back on bike after MOT, hopefully first and second gears won't feel like I'm pulling away in treacle now!!!!!

[Betty]

simply too little time...:nope::shrug:

[Bap]

Yay uni results are good :D

[RadioMaster]

dammit :wall:

[AndyK]

Yay uni results are good :D

Congratulations!!

[Monstro]

Yay uni results are good :D

Nice one Bap!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[RadioMaster]

any other ideas what i could do on my last day in town?

[duke knooby]

ever gone ram raiding??

[Betty]

Yay uni results are good :D

Great, well done :D :up: !!!

[mszee]

You can go cow tipping...

[RadioMaster]

ever gone ram raiding??

:wtf:?

[mszee]

Yay uni results are good :D

Well done, daffodil!

[duke knooby]

:wtf:?

something to do with sheep lmao

[RadioMaster]

something to do with sheep lmao

:wtf::wtf:???

[Bap]

Thanks all :D

[duke knooby]

congrats baps, not just a pretty daffodil... do you do leeks aswell?

[RadioMaster]

hello, hello there.....is this Martha?

[mszee]

hello, hello there.....is this Martha?

No, it's Lunatic Asylum...your bed is ready...would you be coming by yourself or should we send a van with red cross and gates on the windows?

[RadioMaster]

this is like the funniest song ive heard in ages

[SamCat]

Yay uni results are good :D

Congratulations Bap well done!!!

[RadioMaster]

Here I am!
ROCK you like a hurricane!

[duke knooby]

you should change your sig

[Betty]

Here I am!
ROCK you like a hurricane!

:metal:
yeah Scorpions!!!!!!!!

[RadioMaster]

you should change your sig

y ?

[tinkerbell]

No work till monday.......bliss:cool:

[duke knooby]

thats ones not funny

[firefly]

Day off work tomorrow.....yeh!!!

[RadioMaster]

just gave carl my mobile number.....oh my god what have I done? :panic:

[duke knooby]

why would you do that??

[RadioMaster]

good question

[duke knooby]

should be dry for the bonfire.. nice one

[Bap]

Thank Samcat! I'm reading Cultural Studies its a damn good course! :) Hard too!

[Monstro]

just gave carl my mobile number.....oh my god what have I done? :panic:

Pulled?

[LucyK!]

I wonder if there's a way to rob a bank and not get caught?

[RadioMaster]

why does moving make so much trouble, and more important: why the hell is it so ~~~~in expensive?

[mszee]

I wonder if there's a way to rob a bank and not get caught?

Yes...good luck!!!

[AndyK]

I think I need to clone myself ...

[LucyK!]

I can just about cope with one of you... ;)

[AndyK]

I'd send the other one into work, so they didn't notice I was missing :))

[LucyK!]

I'd send the other one into work, so they didn't notice I was missing :))

Oooh I want in on this...I could have Lucy in every place I want and need to be! :p

[RadioMaster]

god help us! the world full of andy and lucy clones? :faint:

[mszee]

god help us! the world full of andy and lucy clones? :faint:

What would you prefer...more sheep clones???

[duke knooby]

thats a fantastic idea, i could have a lucy of my own aswell then

[RadioMaster]

what do you want to do with a lucy of your own?
It's not like your mice, you have to feed it, clean it, install a litter box (a lucy-loo:))), etc.


:p

[LucyK!]

what do you want to do with a lucy of your own?


:shock:

[mszee]

what do you want to do with a lucy of your own?
It's not like your mice, you have to feed it, clean it, install a litter box (a lucy-loo:))), etc.


:p

:shock:

That was one hell of a strange question, RJ...which could have been easily attributed to any gay guy...

[RadioMaster]

I was just commenting jonty's I-want-a-lucy-of-my-own desire.


(that didnt really get me out of it, did it?)

[mszee]

I was just commenting jonty's I-want-a-lucy-of-my-own desire.


(that didnt really get me out of it, did it?)

Nope...

[RadioMaster]

and nobody commented on my lucy-loo joke, poor

[mszee]

and nobody commented on my lucy-loo joke, poor

Cause that was a poor joke...

[RadioMaster]

I thought it was a good one...

[AndyK]

Ohhhh Open All Hours ... a c c c c c c classic :))

[mszee]

Well, it looks like famous Smart car is coming to America...

At a price they want for it...after the novelty is gone...good luck!!!

Unless people will figure it all out even before it becomes a novelty...

[duke knooby]

why's no one posting?

[mszee]

Besides me you mean...and you I guess...think I've scared RJ away...

[duke knooby]

doubt it, i nearly crashed the car today, wasnt good for my blood pressure...

[RadioMaster]

Besides me you mean...and you I guess...think I've scared RJ away...

not scared, was trying to get it up
my tetris highscore i mean

[mszee]

doubt it, i nearly crashed the car today, wasnt good for my blood pressure...

Are you alright? Is car alright???

[duke knooby]

given up trying to beat me in billiards?? even ive given up trying to beat me

[RadioMaster]

no idea how you reached THAT highscore

same with monkey spanking

[mszee]

Mission with BlackJack is accomplished...next...

[RadioMaster]

dont get the poker arcade.....though I like REAL poker

[duke knooby]

no idea how you reached THAT highscore

same with monkey spanking

your top monkey spanker, i did the billiards score quite easily.. you were in the lead, so i decided i had to beat you, poured my self a light ale or two, and played untill i was the champion.. (which didnt take long)

[duke knooby]

Are you alright? Is car alright???

yep, was a brown trouser moment though, blind left hand bend.. and cars at a standstill on the other side of it. jumped on the brakes, but unable to either stop or make the corner...

[mszee]

yep, was a brown trouser moment though, blind left hand bend.. and cars at a standstill on the other side of it. jumped on the brakes, but unable to either stop or make the corner...

Geez...so what did you do?

[duke knooby]

managed to avoid both the car in front and the on coming car... more by luck than judgement... note to self, brakes arent good in wee old cars.. and they lock up easily.. had the road been wet it would have been smashy smashy

[mszee]

Ouch...we had a terrible storm right now...I am pondering how I am gonna get home...one time I took a wrong turn and it was a flooded area...nearly drowned together with my car but for the grace of god...

[duke knooby]

this day last year i walked through a fire

[mszee]

this day last year i walked through a fire

:shock:

[duke knooby]

never been arrested, but the police were kind enough to taxi me home after a while lol, well an hour or 2

[mszee]

never been arrested, but the police were kind enough to taxi me home after a while lol, well an hour or 2

That's not American police for you...

[duke knooby]

true, very true

[mszee]

true, very true

Ours are pretty viscious...

[RadioMaster]

im in a black jack mood, but dont get how this arcade version works....

[duke knooby]

place a bet, deal some cards, the aim is to get 21, u decide wether to risk turning more cards or stick

[AndyK]

Bored.

[mszee]

place a bet, deal some cards, the aim is to get 21, u decide wether to risk turning more cards or stick

Is he doing blackjack now?

[mszee]

Bored.

Ditto...but going home soon...thank god...bad storm though outside...argh...

[duke knooby]

anyone got any true ghost stories they would like to tell?

[tinkerbell]

Im soo happy....:D

[SW31]

really do tell

[tinkerbell]

really do tell

Now now a lady never tells:-P

[AndyK]

Now that one is definitely a keeper!

[duke knooby]

what one?

[AndyK]

That one there...

[duke knooby]

too tired, mustta missed it.. good night, have fun, bye bye

[MeatGrl1]

I wonder if Fire Ball will come back here anytime soon...
And I'm tired, I should really call it a night.. !

[mszee]

anyone got any true ghost stories they would like to tell?

Yes...

I am a ghost...BOOH!!!

[Betty]

Too early to get up!!!!

[RadioMaster]

BOOH!!!
bat out of hell??



finally found the time to frame it:

http://media.mlxxfc.net/redhankyWebCam.jpg

(bad quality as digi-cam ran out of batteries, had to use webcam)

[firefly]

:cheer: :D:D

Just had an email from John... guess who and what I'll be getting when I go to Cardiff..


THANK'S JOHN ;)

[samurai7]

:cheer: :D:D

Just had an email from John... guess who and what I'll be getting when I go to Cardiff..


THANK'S JOHN ;)

What?!? Who?!? :)

[firefly]

What?!? Who?!? :)
:D
A pair of drum stick's John Miceli :-P

[mszee]

bat out of hell??



finally found the time to frame it:

http://media.mlxxfc.net/redhankyWebCam.jpg

(bad quality as digi-cam ran out of batteries, had to use webcam)

What is this??? :shock:

[LucyK!]

It's the red scarf Meat signed isn't it?

[mszee]

It's the red scarf Meat signed isn't it?

I am at work and this browser is a size of a postage stamp so nobody can see it...it looked to me like a knife coming down into a pool of blood...:lmao:

[AndyK]

A fat tax? What will they think of next?

[LucyK!]

What will we eat if they do that?!

[mszee]

If it's not an inside joke...what is fat tax?

[LucyK!]

They're talking of introducing a fat tax which basically is a tax on fatty foods...the idea being that if they cost more we'll buy less and therefore have a thinner population...

[AndyK]

What will we eat if they do that?!

Cadburys Fruit and Nut!!

[mszee]

They're talking of introducing a fat tax which basically is a tax on fatty foods...the idea being that if they cost more we'll buy less and therefore have a thinner population...

:shock:

I think they took this idea from American way of taxing cigs...

They collect a VERY FAT tax on those...claiming that if cigarettes cost more...people will smoke less...uh uh...nothing but a scam for tax profiteering....

What are they gonna do about people who are heavy because of the drugs side effects, etc...tax them per pound of their fat???

[mszee]

Cadburys Fruit and Nut!!

Ahem...has fat content too...

[samurai7]

:shock:

I think they took this idea from American way of taxing cigs...

They collect a VERY FAT tax on those...claiming that if cigarettes cost more...people will smoke less...uh uh...nothing but a scam for tax profiteering....

What are they gonna do about people who are heavy because of the drugs side effects, etc...tax them per pound of their fat???

They've done that for years here. Every budget sees an increase on cigs, booze and fuel. In fact, most of the cost of these things is tax, especially fuel, which is over TWO THIRDS tax. You 'Americans' have it easy! :D

[AndyK]

Ahem...has fat content too...

But it has fruit and nuts in it!! Couple that with the fact that tobacco is a vegetable and you have 3 of your 5 recommended daily portions sorted out! :))

[mszee]

They've done that for years here. Every budget sees an increase on cigs, booze and fuel. In fact, most of the cost of these things is tax, especially fuel, which is over TWO THIRDS tax. You 'Americans' have it easy! :D

Actually...no...for all the taxes we pay we have NOTHING to show for it...at least you guys get socialized health care and decent pension...where our health system is way out of control now and we're running out of money for pension....

And by the way...with us...cigs and fuel is true...but for some reason booze is ok...Cigarettes kill...and fuel pollutes...but apparently booze is harmless...

[mszee]

But it has fruit and nuts in it!! Couple that with the fact that tobacco is a vegetable and you have 3 of your 5 recommended daily portions sorted out! :))

How very true and profound...I am totally with you on this...

Who said that tobacco is a vegetable??? :shock:

[samurai7]

But it has fruit and nuts in it!! Couple that with the fact that tobacco is a vegetable and you have 3 of your 5 recommended daily portions sorted out! :))

I've said that for years lol.

Chips = potatoes = vegetables
fags = leaves = salad
beer = hops = vegetables

I could go on and on...

What a healthy nation we are! :D

[LucyK!]

:lmao: Aww that's my fella :p

I've just demolished a load of coleslaw so that's gotta count towards some of my veg surely?!

[AndyK]

I can see the mlukfc health farm as I type :lmao:

[duke knooby]

stop talking about food please

[samurai7]

stop talking about food please

was that your stomach growling, or did we just have an earthquake? :p