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Cant be bothered to revise
You need to revise or you will not do as well in your tests as you could do. Trust me, I've been there, done that, got the t-shirt. That's why I'm back as a student at 43 years of age. :shock:
Lord Kagan
05 Dec 2006, 17:59
I know i do but these are mock tests
I think I could get used to the therapy that the Osteopath recommended I utilised to ease my back problem...
What was it?
I get referred for massage for mine.
Some things are too precious to be shared ;-)
Nooo I think you should share with the group....
Nooo I think you should share with the group....
Sounds like something I've heard before...oh yes...ML song...
What do you mean American vending machine doesn't accept British coins??? :shock:
geordieloaf
05 Dec 2006, 19:07
I hate work, god please let me win the lottery.
The Flying Mouse
05 Dec 2006, 19:12
:twisted: You're damned if you don't, you're damned if you do, and either way, all you get is ear ache :bicker: :bicker: :bicker:
I'm just going to go head butt this wall for a few minutes.
Changed our DNS record and waited the requsite six hours for the change to propagate. Just realised I spelt it wrong so now need to wait another six hours before i can download the data i need.
But, I need it for a seminar tomorrow (E-commerce round table discussion) so it looks like i will be doing the report tonight when i get back from the pub. Oh Yippee :(
Lord Kagan
05 Dec 2006, 19:58
Soooooooo Hungry
Soooooooo Hungry
Go eat :)
Lord Kagan
05 Dec 2006, 20:01
Cupboards empty i cant :(
sunneke
05 Dec 2006, 21:11
i did my very best... still not taken to Spain :(
The world of non-illegal internet is so much faster :))
Lord Kagan
05 Dec 2006, 21:16
Chinese food :D
The world of non-illegal internet is so much faster :))
Sounds like somebody got a phone connected, eh?
My watch stopped earlier this evening, and I've only just realised it's far later than I thought it was! Best not make the phone calls I was planning on making now!!
My watch stopped earlier this evening, and I've only just realised it's far later than I thought it was! Best not make the phone calls I was planning on making now!!
Hey, it's only 7 pm here...;)
Rockette
06 Dec 2006, 08:20
:( I have very deep veins. :(
Do you know how much harder that makes suicide? ;)
Lord Kagan
06 Dec 2006, 15:59
Off again :D
Earth...open up, and swallow me
allrevvedup
06 Dec 2006, 18:15
When the earth opens up and swallows things, do you think it worries about calories?
RadioMaster
06 Dec 2006, 22:18
it“s hard to see dear people dying, even if they“re old :(
I've got five presents under the tree adn i am not sure I can resist opening them until the 25th.
RadioMaster
06 Dec 2006, 22:22
WE open them on the evening of the 24th:))
I've got five presents under the tree adn i am not sure I can resist opening them until the 25th.
Are you adult or a child????? :roll:
OPEN THEM!!! NOW!!!!!!!!!!!! :-)
WE open them on the evening of the 24th:))
We are allowed one before bed so as to stop my sister getting to excited (she is older than me).
Year before last we convinced her we weren't going to open them until after church at lunchtime - she nearly had a dicky fit!
Are you adult or a child????? :roll: #
Now there's a quesiton :lmao:
Now there's a quesiton :lmao:
Now now...YOU I wouldn't have asked that same question...I know the answer to THAT one...
geordieloaf
06 Dec 2006, 22:31
Under my tree it looks pretty pathetic. I box of aftereight's and a half ate box of quality street.
Actually that half box seems such a shame better go and finish it off.
Yea Newcastle have just scored as i wrote this. :D
I open presents as I receive them...and give them away as I buy them...thus...some of my friends received their Christmas presents sometime in August...argh...going shopping on Friday...now I have NO Christmas presents left!!!
Talking about child...
Now now...YOU I wouldn't have asked that same question...I know the answer to THAT one...
I never said who it was aimed at did I? :roll:
RadioMaster
06 Dec 2006, 22:32
how about a poll
Is chris an adult of a child?:twisted:
I never said who it was aimed at did I? :roll:
:shock:
Have I been just moderated on my own thoughts???
In Post Your Thoughts thread???
:oops:
how about a poll
Is chris an adult of a child?:twisted:
Most of the year i m a responsible adult.
At xmas I am a big kid. :twisted:
geordieloaf
06 Dec 2006, 22:49
Most of the year i m a responsible adult.
At xmas I am a big kid. :twisted:
And why not if you can't act like a kid at this time of year when can you.
Although my wife say's i'm like a big kid all the time. :-P
firefly
07 Dec 2006, 11:17
Just finished work.
Now i have the rest of the day all to myself! :D
Hypnobabe
07 Dec 2006, 11:32
I'm going for allergy testing this afternoon... going to find out what foods I'm reacting to, and which I'm not having enough of....
I just KNOW I'm going to end up scratching my arms off...
Mental note: Remember to take some anti-histamines...
I'll put a fiver on chocolate and vodka being on the allergic to list ... good luck
Hypnobabe
07 Dec 2006, 11:52
:roll: Mmmm.... something tells me you're going to be right.... Well I won't especially miss the vodka, but if they put grapes and fermented grape products on the list, I'll be more than a little bit upset...
I'm hoping for broccoli and brussels sprouts to be on the list...
:roll: Mmmm.... something tells me you're going to be right.... Well I won't especially miss the vodka, but if they put grapes and fermented grape products on the list, I'll be more than a little bit upset...
I'm hoping for broccoli and brussels sprouts to be on the list...
I am actually allergic to fermented grape products in color red...good luck!!!
:shock:
Have I been just moderated on my own thoughts???
In Post Your Thoughts thread???
:oops:
Er.....no :shock:
ARRRRGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
I can't decide whether to return to my desk witha bottle of whiskey or a sub-machine gun.
Either way, someone is getting slaughtered this afternoon.
Why can't they just give me a bloody appointment now, rather than make me ring back at 2pm????
firefly
07 Dec 2006, 14:19
Think a cuppa is called is called for!
No matter how the figures are added up, they always come to three hundred and eighty one!
Ageing Bat
07 Dec 2006, 15:04
Flipping bored rigid...... loads to do, but can I be bothered?...... nah!
Lord Kagan
07 Dec 2006, 15:56
Cold
Hypnobabe
07 Dec 2006, 17:56
Okay... results are in...
VERY slight intolerance to cheese and yeast, and slightly lacking in B vitamins, magnesium, manganese, iron and vitamin c...
Basically, I've been told to cut down on the carbs and sugar, cut out yeast and cheese, (so that means alcohol too) and eat more veg....
Sounds like I'm in for a fun Christmas :(
Okay... results are in...
VERY slight intolerance to cheese and yeast, and slightly lacking in B vitamins, magnesium, manganese, iron and vitamin c...
Basically, I've been told to cut down on the carbs and sugar, cut out yeast and cheese, (so that means alcohol too) and eat more veg....
Sounds like I'm in for a fun Christmas :(
My condolences...hope you're all better by May!!! Need a drinking partner!!!
Er.....no :shock:
And you would know this for a fact because....????
And you would know this for a fact because....????
She knows.
Trust me you'll know when you've been moderated ... anyone remember the Tango adverts? :twisted:
Addressed to nobody in particular...
This place is full of mind readers...hmmmm...
Zina that's aimed at me and you know it.
Grow up.
She knows.
Trust me you'll know when you've been moderated ... anyone remember the Tango adverts? :twisted:
I understand...or do I??? ;)
I do prefer though to hear from a person who my post was most obviously addressed to...and speaking about moderation...preferably from a moderator...
As it is, of course, it was a joke and didn't deserve ANY answer...much less a serious one...
Don't know anything about Tango adverts...I am not from around here...care to elaborate?
Zina that's aimed at me and you know it.
Grow up.
Actually, it wasn't...I am not afraid to aim things to whoever I am aiming them at...so I would kindly suggest that you refrain from being rude...
Which is why, if you were being moderated you would be notifed via the appropriate methods.
The end of the bickering!
As for Tango, google is your friend until I've walked the dog
Actually, it wasn't...I am not afraid to aim things to whoever I am aiming them at...so I would kindly suggest that you refrain from being rude...
Zina, you asked me how I knew something for a fact and then posted that the place is full of mind readers, please don't insult my intelligence
Zina, you asked me how I knew something for a fact and then posted that the place is full of mind readers, please don't insult my intelligence
Actually...I am not...and no, post STILL wasn't about you...
Since I've started "preserving the peace" thread...let me listen to my own advice and walk away from this a better and bigger person...
Ciao!
needmoremeat
07 Dec 2006, 20:01
My nose is hurting so much!:( Has been alright for a few days but is killing me now. It's not even 7 o clock and I'm already on my last allowed dose of painkillers for today. Maybe another half hour before I take any should carry me through to midnight. Roll on next Thursday when I get mask and splints off my face.:|
Okay... results are in...
VERY slight intolerance to cheese and yeast, and slightly lacking in B vitamins, magnesium, manganese, iron and vitamin c...
Basically, I've been told to cut down on the carbs and sugar, cut out yeast and cheese, (so that means alcohol too) and eat more veg....
Sounds like I'm in for a fun Christmas :(
The cheese allergy is a right beggar to deal with.
Especially given the number of restaurants where you specifically say no cheese, they bring the burger (for example) with cheese, you point it out and they go back to the kitchen and merely scrape the cheese off. :?
Actually...Let me listen to my own advice and walk away from this a better and bigger person...
Ciao!
What, you don't want a goldfish?
:lmao:
What, you don't want a goldfish?
:lmao:
NO...goldfish freaks me out...:oops:
Do they really? :shock:
You're right, there really should be an alternative choice... how about a fluffy teddy bear? :D
Do they really? :shock:
You're right, there really should be an alternative choice... how about a fluffy teddy bear? :D
Ok...you can send me one if you remember my mailing address ;)
Lord Kagan
07 Dec 2006, 21:08
Bribes?
Bribes?
I thought we were discussing Christmas presents???
Bah humbug.
And no, I can't remember your mailing address. :-(
Bah humbug.
And no, I can't remember your mailing address. :-(
If you're sending me a gift...I can PM it to you...hate mail - please use e-mail..I forget to check it anyway...
If you're sending me a gift...I can PM it to you...hate mail - please use e-mail..I forget to check it anyway....
can you pm it to me please?
got your chrissie present sat here.:cool:
If you're sending me a gift...I can PM it to you...hate mail - please use e-mail..I forget to check it anyway...
How the hell do you propose that I email you a package? :shock:
geordieloaf
08 Dec 2006, 12:50
I'm off work untill tuesday and then i'm only in for half a day.
Can't stop smiling. :D
Don't you just hate the days when you have to go to have champagne for lunch?
Don't you just hate the days when you have to go to have champagne for lunch?
Can't STAND those days!!! ;)
How the hell do you propose that I email you a package? :shock:
NO...I said...hate mail goes to e-mail...packages...if you have any...will give you address...
Okay... results are in...
VERY slight intolerance to cheese and yeast, and slightly lacking in B vitamins, magnesium, manganese, iron and vitamin c...
Basically, I've been told to cut down on the carbs and sugar, cut out yeast and cheese, (so that means alcohol too) and eat more veg....
Sounds like I'm in for a fun Christmas :(
Is the cheese intolerance actually a lactose intolerance? I have to take lactose pills if I want to comfortably eat cheese, and drink Lactaid milk.
That's a bummer about Christmas on the yeast end.
Lord Kagan
08 Dec 2006, 16:19
How the hell did i cut myself.. my shirt sleeve is all red..
Rockette
08 Dec 2006, 23:36
A Christmas shirt perhaps??
Hope it's not serious though.
Didn't realise Country Music sounded so good. :yikes: Maybe it's my age :shock:
Rockette
09 Dec 2006, 07:05
Didn't realise Country Music sounded so good. :yikes: Maybe it's my age :shock:
:shock: Maybe you're going deaf, and/or someone is unfairly coercing you. :twisted:
... i'm glad i don't have to go to the office today ...
Rockette
09 Dec 2006, 11:19
My head hurts too much to have any thoughts
Who'd have thought that putting socks on could be such a struggle, but such good physio?
Far too cold for that outfit...shall have to have a re-think
Didn't ever dare to ''Rock and Roll Dream'' about such circumstances, and yet it did come true....
Hope I will be able to Really Enjoy it soon!
What do I need Yahoo messenger for??? :shock:
geordieloaf
09 Dec 2006, 21:30
I'm not drinking on an afternoon anymore. Got a splitting headace and i've got to watch the brat i mean my lovely daughter while the missus has here xmas party. :(
needmoremeat
09 Dec 2006, 21:44
Just realised today how good the speaker system in the family car is. We went to Houghton so Mam could take some stuff back to Woolies, I came along for osme fresh air and stayed in car while parents went to shop. Took Bat 3 with me to listen to, and when we were parked, no engine running, no tarmac rumbling, sitting in a small enclosed space with BAAB, IACB and BFG blasting, it was awesome!:D Floor and doors were shaking, there are six speakers in car!
It's a Citroen Xsara Picasso Desire, in case you're wondering!;)
Wish Sunderland still had a Woolies:( :evil: What kind of city with over 300,000 people doesn't have a Woolies?!:shrug:
... POTC2 made me cry ... :( ...
Lord Kagan
09 Dec 2006, 23:29
Stupid MSN..
luk.out.of.hell
10 Dec 2006, 00:16
Kerry Weaver is the best female charakter in Emergency Room!!!:-P
Monstro
10 Dec 2006, 01:13
I'm looking forward to watching Pirates 2 in bed
Rockette
10 Dec 2006, 01:14
I usually watch the inside of my eyelids in bed. :o)
Monstro
10 Dec 2006, 01:15
I would if I could get the dvd player wired in lol
Rockette
10 Dec 2006, 01:15
:D
When are we going to have a rain-free day?
Rockette
10 Dec 2006, 01:19
perhaps when we have a bushfire free day of less than 100 degrees without strong hot northerlies blowing.
The future just isn't what it used to be...
Rockette
10 Dec 2006, 12:46
One rant a night should do it, but I'd love a second.
Monstro
10 Dec 2006, 12:48
I wish I hadn't watched Pirates OTC 2 in bed last night, what a waste of money!!!! I hate those trilogy films when the second one is just setting the story for the third, brings back wonderful memories of watching Matrix 2.
but the third will have the legend that is Keith Richards in it :))
Debating whether to try and get some more Christmas shopping done ...
Monstro
10 Dec 2006, 13:03
Christmas??? Shopping???? Got the terrible feeling that I've missed doing something I really should have!!!!!!!
I remember why moving out of Teesside was a good thing!
Monstro
10 Dec 2006, 13:25
I remember why moving out of Teesside was a good thing!
Is it ever a bad thing???????
Having spent three years in that godforsaken place, I can testify that the best thing to come out of Teesside is the A19 south into Yorkshire ... :))
Monstro
10 Dec 2006, 14:07
Now if you'd gone North....................
I'd have kept going till I reached the highlands ...
Pick me up on the way hon!
geordieloaf
10 Dec 2006, 14:51
And miss the greatest city in the uk NEWCASTLE. :D
Agree Teeside is the most depressing place in the uk. :(
I think I may be about to commit a crime ...
needmoremeat
10 Dec 2006, 16:15
Having spent three years in that godforsaken place, I can testify that the best thing to come out of Teesside is the A19 south into Yorkshire ... :))
That's what people in Sunderland say about the A1 out of Newcastle!:lmao:
Just been outbid on another Bat II LP on ebay:(
geordieloaf
10 Dec 2006, 17:31
That's what people in Sunderland say about the A1 out of Newcastle!:lmao:
Just been outbid on another Bat II LP on ebay:(
You should do what i do and wait till about 30 seconds are left then put your bid. Started doing this after the same thing was happening to me all the time.
Ps We've got a woolies you haven't. :lol:
Monstro
10 Dec 2006, 20:09
That's what people in Sunderland say about the A1 out of Newcastle!:lmao:
Unless of course you're going up it because we've got a woolies and you haven't!!!!! :mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen:
Ps, I've got normal vinyl, pic disc and white label copy of Bat 2, were these not available in Sunderland????????
needmoremeat
10 Dec 2006, 20:27
Unless of course you're going up it because we've got a woolies and you haven't!!!!! :mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen:
Ps, I've got normal vinyl, pic disc and white label copy of Bat 2, were these not available in Sunderland????????
If they were, what am I doing bidding on ebay for them?:lol: They're not available in newcastle, either, I've looked!:-P The three floor HMV they've got didn't have BFG on CD, either, but Sunderland's little one floor store did! And found BFG vinyl in tiny shop next to our interchange, too.:mrgreen:
Have just learned that the Head of Year of my sixth form at secondary school died on Friday:( This has really shocked me, absolutely knocked me for six!:cry: She was a lovely person. May she rest in peace.
Where is that damned wall that I can hit my head on, crack it open in order not to have anymore thoughts???
Must make a mental note to concentrate more in the local late shop ... so that I don't buy non-alcoholic beer again! :yikes:
Monstro
10 Dec 2006, 22:10
<<<<THUD!!!!!!!!!!
Picks himself up off floor and starts laughing uncontrolably
Must make a mental note to concentrate more in the local late shop ... so that I don't buy non-alcoholic beer again! :yikes:
*Stops hitting her head on the wall and waits for Andy to start that great exercise*
This cask strength 25 yr old Macallan Malt is far nicer anyway :))
Monstro
10 Dec 2006, 22:15
Your turn to pass the bottle m8!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*Goes back to banging her head on the wall*
Must make a mental note to concentrate more in the local late shop ... so that I don't buy non-alcoholic beer again! :yikes:
I know your back is really killing you, Andy, but despite realising that, I can not stop laughing here ;) :D
Monstro
10 Dec 2006, 22:18
Please do it quietly, Andy and I are savouring the joyous delights of a well matured Scotch
Some things are not for sharing ... sorry
Monstro
10 Dec 2006, 22:19
Some things are not for sharing ... sorry
SORRY????????????????
<<<Locks his booze cabinet up!!!!!!!!
*Bangs even louder to drown out ALL the males of the Universe*
there is of course the trade situation, what you offering?
Monstro
10 Dec 2006, 22:25
A trip to the whisky bar in London next May?????
MrsChris is knitting things for people for xmas.
She has just rung to say she has done me a balaclarva - but forgot to put in mouth/eye holes!
I wonder if she is trying to tell me something.
Monstro
10 Dec 2006, 22:37
No comment Chris lol
Lord Kagan
10 Dec 2006, 22:55
Cold
A trip to the whisky bar in London next May?????
Deal!
Monstro
10 Dec 2006, 22:59
Apparently it's in Green Street and sells nothing but lol
Rockette
11 Dec 2006, 01:02
Ignorance is bliss! So ignore me all you want. ;)
Monstro
11 Dec 2006, 09:49
My head hurts
needmoremeat
11 Dec 2006, 10:06
Cold
Likewise:(
... it's monday morn again... and again ... i don't want to face reality ... :( ...
firefly
11 Dec 2006, 12:37
I HATE Monday's!!!
Had a really bad day in work:(
Rockette
11 Dec 2006, 15:55
I close the door on reality, and it comes in through the windows.
Lord Kagan
11 Dec 2006, 18:45
Ty Lucy :p
Roll on Christmas time, the kids will be with their dad and I get to stay at home with the cat and the dog. Must teach Abbey to blow one of those annoying blowey things.
I can sense another crime being committed in the future ...
Lord Kagan
11 Dec 2006, 20:51
Need food
Why is Christmas so far away?
Lord Kagan
11 Dec 2006, 20:56
Its 8 School days/Working days left so its not far!
Lord Kagan
11 Dec 2006, 20:59
Nope, Wait for christmas to pass first
It's still not Christmas...it's still not May...time is standing still!!! :shock:
Alright...then it's ALL WRONG...where do I complain???
and then, when it's Christmas, I'll want it to be after Christmas ...
Lord Kagan
11 Dec 2006, 21:01
The big time keeper in the sky
Alright...this is how it should work...I propose...
TOMORROW is 12/23/06 (just in case some didn't buy yet all Christmas presents)
3 days after that...5/1/07 - in case people still have to make final arrangements...
How's that??? :mrgreen:
Err that'll be 23/12/06 and 1/5/07 ... uk forum, uk date format please :))
Err that'll be 23/12/06 and 1/5/07 ... uk forum, uk date format please :))
Hey...if you can make THAT happen...
I will even decorate 23/12/06 and 1/5/07 with rhinestones...
hiding upstairs... yeah.. with a pregnant girlfriend... sometimes things can go wrong hahah.. no kidding..
just borred.
Lord Kagan
11 Dec 2006, 21:50
This is getting out of hand
luk.out.of.hell
11 Dec 2006, 22:01
The Falco album "Nachtflug" is an jewel of my music collection :up: :yep:
Lord Kagan
11 Dec 2006, 22:03
Friday Hurry UP!!!!!!!!
There ain;'t nothing in the world
like a big eyed girl
to make me act so funny
and make me spend my money
Hypnobabe
11 Dec 2006, 23:56
Hooray!!
I'm free!!!!!!
Hypnobabe
12 Dec 2006, 00:02
Okay... results are in...
VERY slight intolerance to cheese and yeast, and slightly lacking in B vitamins, magnesium, manganese, iron and vitamin c...
Basically, I've been told to cut down on the carbs and sugar, cut out yeast and cheese, (so that means alcohol too) and eat more veg....
Sounds like I'm in for a fun Christmas :(
Is the cheese intolerance actually a lactose intolerance? I have to take lactose pills if I want to comfortably eat cheese, and drink Lactaid milk.
That's a bummer about Christmas on the yeast end.
I don't think it's a lactose intolerance, there wasn't really anything that showed up at all, but those two had a slight reaction and I'm hoping it might be the miracle cure... I'm working on the assumption that I've overloaded my system on them, and it's having a paddy, throwing it's toys out of the pram, and generally making it's feelings known by irritating my skin - plan is I go for an exclusion diet for a month and hope things improve enough for me a) to know that was definitely what was causing the problem, and b) to be able to start re-introducing things without any problems - keep your fingers crossed!
Oh, and Andy, I believe you owe me a fiver... No vodka or chocolate on the list :mrgreen:
duke knooby
12 Dec 2006, 00:10
did i mention, thats the coolest looking tractor ever made the blue leyland 482 with explorer cab, lol
did i mention, thats the coolest looking tractor ever made the blue leyland 482 with explorer cab, lol
And it looks JUST like you...
duke knooby
12 Dec 2006, 00:26
i look alot cooler than i did at rah, i dont suit short short hair
My thirteen year old surprised me yesterday. She wanted to listen to some of my music. She chose Meat Loaf. She has decided she is now a Meat Loaf fan and has joined this site. :yikes:
i look alot cooler than i did at rah, i dont suit short short hair
Translation please...are you growing you hair???
My thirteen year old surprised me yesterday. She wanted to listen to some of my music. She chose Meat Loaf. She has decided she is now a Meat Loaf fan and has joined this site. :yikes:
uh oh...now you HAVE TO behave...
i look alot cooler than i did at rah, i dont suit short short hair
With this post you hit 666 posts...devil spawn...
uh oh...now you HAVE TO behave...
I ALWAYS behave :yep:
She didn't like until she watched Pelts. :roll:
I ALWAYS behave :yep:
She didn't like until she watched Pelts. :roll:
Tell her to find her own forum...
Rockette
12 Dec 2006, 10:39
Two days of total fire bans all over our state, and smoke covering most of it from the bushfires. The moment the ban's lifted, the next door neighbour lights up an incinerator!
The wheel's turning, but the hamster's well and truly dead!
firefly
12 Dec 2006, 14:07
I only have one day off for christmas, it really is'nt fair
Is that Nohas ark floating past:?
We're making 10% of you redundant in January ... Happy Christmas :evil:
LovelyEx has been dumped and needs a shoulder to cry on.
*puts on best pulling shirt*
Chris I truely don't know anyone with as many women on the go....!
geordieloaf
12 Dec 2006, 18:40
LovelyEx has been dumped and needs a shoulder to cry on.
*puts on best pulling shirt*
My mate used to always dump his current girl just before xmas so he wouldn't have to buy them a prezzie.
Although the tables turned last year when his girlfriend got off with another girl on a christmas party. :twisted:
Surely a gentleman would never entertain dong that to a lady
geordieloaf
12 Dec 2006, 18:44
You are right he is not a gentleman, unfortunatly he thinks himself as being a bit of a lady's man so i have to admit to giggling a bit when that happened to him.
Chris I truely don't know anyone with as many women on the go....!
I don't have many women on the go!
I am dating MrsChris and providing a sympathetic ear for LovelyEx - not a prayer of anthing happening tho. I learnt my lesson, once bitten, twice shy and all that malarky!
Can somebody PLEASE help me off this roller coaster????
Aging Bat - that is disgusting!
I'm appalled you would spread sucha thing!
*copies and pastes to address book*
Who are you calling aging bat???
*Frantically searches for the right post of Ageing Bat*
The Flying Mouse
12 Dec 2006, 20:02
Surely a gentleman would never entertain dong that to a lady
:twisted: You're forgetting Andy that most women love a "bad boy".
Logically this means that the worse the behaviour ( :down: ), the more attractive you are to the female of the species ( :up: )
To put it in it's scientific formula.......
:down: X % = :up: = :up: (squared) = :drool: :faint: :heart:
Try it.
Committ genocide and you're a real babe magnet :mrgreen:
But the trick is being a bad boy and a gentleman ;-)
:twisted: You're forgetting Andy that most women love a "bad boy".
Logically this means that the worse the behaviour ( :down: ), the more attractive you are to the female of the species ( :up: )
To put it in it's scientific formula.......
:down: X % = :up: = :up: (squared) = :drool: :faint: :heart:
Try it.
Committ genocide and you're a real babe magnet :mrgreen:
That doesn't always apply tho - you can catch more flies with honey than vinegar!
Got to somewhere like AmericaShire and speakwith a proper RP English accent. They end up practically falling over themselves to get to you!
Flies are attracted to :shit: too though :lmao:
Damn your intelligent use of logic!
But the trick is being a bad boy and a gentleman ;-)
Yes, quite!
luk.out.of.hell
12 Dec 2006, 20:43
Cappuccino Time
Meat'll be on in a bit, that'll warm everything up!
Why do I think that mink coat would have done a better job???
The gas lift is brokened!
*looks up at desk!*
Rockette
13 Dec 2006, 05:35
The gas lift is brokened!
*looks up at desk!*
:lmao: I'm sorry, Chris, but the image I have right now is just sooooooo damn funny!
Hope you didn't hurt yourself. *chortles into own hand
I'd better not post that thought!
*goes straight to hell without passing go!*
Rockette
13 Dec 2006, 11:11
you fixed the chair yet?
Hmmmm...veddy interesting...
tinkerbell
13 Dec 2006, 23:06
300th post. :cheer:
Wondering... If I had my sons castrated, would that stop them fighting? It works for cats.
I really wish some people put a sock in it...
CHSIB
Ahhh...you must have read my thoughts...hahahahaha....
Ahhh...you must have read my thoughts...hahahahaha....
Indeed :roll:
geordieloaf
14 Dec 2006, 00:43
I really wish some people put a sock in it...
Mmm who could you be talking about? Anyway just been on ebay and saw someone selling tickets for the same block and row for £189. That's over double the price of each ticket. I really pisses me off when people take the tickets off the genuine fans then sell them to some poor git for a huge profit. :evil:
I agree, right you are, CHSIBM.... :roll:
needmoremeat
14 Dec 2006, 10:53
My face mask and splints are coming off today in about an hour and a half! :cheer: Let's hope everything's fine and I won't need them on any longer! :pray:
Cripes, I better get a move on! Have to finish orange juice, get washed and ready, wait for Dad to pick me up to take me to Newcastle before half eleven!:shock:
Hypnobabe
14 Dec 2006, 11:37
I got a surprise present last night! A secret santa pressie from a clinic I work at sometimes, wasn't expecting it, and it turned out to be a bottle of port - very nice!
£10 ... that's 1000 pence ... woo hoo parteeeeeeeeeeeeeee :cheers:
firefly
14 Dec 2006, 13:29
still more christmas shopping to do
£10 ... that's 1000 pence ... woo hoo parteeeeeeeeeeeeeee :cheers:
I shall put you down for 1000 PintPot penny sweets then shall i sir? With free delivery of course.
Nah ... think it mught have to be 5 pints at Weatherspoons' £2 a pint night next week :))
or 24 cans of tennant's super strength wino larger at quick save :!:
CHSIB
Deb that's worth Pud infraction point you know....!
I actually hate my dog :shock:
The Christmas party is looking up :))
Ageing Bat
14 Dec 2006, 15:35
I actually hate my dog :shock:
How does your dog feel about you? :lmao:
I couldn't care less.
I got home today to find that my delightful Boxer bog had attacked the post again...and has eaten my Bat II re-issue :shock: Teeth have gone through the plastic cover, through the main covers, he;s ripped te sides off and even managed to crack the plastic that holds the CDs and smash the discs themselves.
Well that particular dog certianly isn't your best friend!
No, much prefer my adopted dog, and I'm a much better Mummy to him lol
Ageing Bat
14 Dec 2006, 17:00
Lucy, try feeding your dog once in a while.... he may not be quite so tempted next time to eat the wrong Meat :mrgreen:
(I know, it's corny!!)
Doesn't matter how much meat I feed him - he's more interested in my Meat and not in a good way!!!!
If I may...how old is a dog???
He's about 5 or 6 but we've only had him since the summer
Too old to be doing this...argh...did you try professional training?
VERY angry dog...abused previously?
He just doesn't like things dropping through the letter box! We put a big plastic tidy box behind the door but he smashed through that too....not sure if he was abused before we got him, our last one was, this one is just wierd I think. We got him from a family who were expecting another baby and just didn't have room for him anymore - which is fair enough because he's a big dog but I imagine the money they got for a pedegree Boxer was quite appealing too....
I'm just glad my Bat III vinyl was too big for the letter box!!!
Is there such a thing as outside mailboxes in England? Might help...otherwise...dog needs professional training or something...something about dropped mail bothers him...
RadioMaster
14 Dec 2006, 17:39
I hate computers!
Why does it say that a working (!) DVD doesnt work, but then, when I wanna copy it, it says it works, but then when I copy it, it doesnt work!:bicker:
I lost 4 DVDR that way now!:angry:
The Flying Mouse
14 Dec 2006, 18:02
:twisted: Put an exploding pen or something inside the mail.
Mail it to yourself often.
Dog rips mail, sets off banger, get's shock, craps self :shit: , runs away in terror :panic: .
Soon learns not to mess with mail :idea: :wink:
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