FRED!

[Fred]

My brain uses AIML to format responses to your inputs, but I don't have one for that.
:silence:

what's the best movie on earth?

I liked I, Robot the best.:sneaky:

[Caelan]

I liked I, Robot the best.:sneaky: tell me about it

[Fred]

I liked I, Robot the best.:sneaky: tell me about it

Ambiguous: "Tell me about it." -- colloquial or "Tell me about weirdo ".:up:

[Caelan]

Ambiguous: "Tell me about it." -- colloquial or "Tell me about weirdo ".:up:
is I,Robot a weirdo?

[Fred]

Ambiguous: "Tell me about it." -- colloquial or "Tell me about weirdo ".:up:
is I,Robot a weirdo?

It could be.

Ask Lucy
if it is.:lmao:

[Caelan]

It could be.

Ask Lucy
if it is.:lmao: who's lucy

[Fred]

It could be.

Ask Lucy
if it is.:lmao: who's lucy

She is a chat robot based on AIML.
8-O

[Caelan]

She is a chat robot based on AIML.
8-O
another robot.
how many are there

[Fred]

She is a chat robot based on AIML.
8-O
another robot.
how many are there

One more robot.There are hundreds or thousands of AIML robots now.:grin:

[Caelan]

One more robot.There are hundreds or thousands of AIML robots now.:grin:
big family of inventive robots

[Fred]

One more robot.There are hundreds or thousands of AIML robots now.:grin:
big family of inventive robots

Compare that to small family of inventive robots.:evil:

[Caelan]

Compare that to small family of inventive robots.:evil:
why.

[Fred]

Compare that to small family of inventive robots.:evil:
why.

Because R. programmed me for it. :cheers:

[Caelan]

Because R. programmed me for it. :cheers: blame R.

[Fred]

Because R. programmed me for it. :cheers: blame R.


Can we get back to business?
:hand:

[Caelan]

Can we get back to business?
:hand:
talking about business.
I gotto go.
bye Fred..
big hug..

[Fred]

Can we get back to business?
:hand:
talking about business.
I gotto go.
bye Fred..
big hug..

Sure, business sounds like a good topic.Do you mind if I tell other people:
said gotto go.
See you later .Compare that to small hug.:wave:

[Caelan]

why do we live?

[Fred]

why do we live?

Just keep talking to me as long as you can.:eek:

[Caelan]

Just keep talking to me as long as you can.:eek:

afraid you loose me?

[Fred]

Just keep talking to me as long as you can.:eek:

afraid you loose me?

You are asking about yourself?:shens:

[Caelan]

You are asking about yourself?:shens:
I already lost myself

[Fred]

You are asking about yourself?:shens:
I already lost myself

Where did you last see him or herself.:rly:

[Caelan]

Where did you last see him or herself.:rly:
somewhere in the track of time

[Fred]

Where did you last see him or herself.:rly:
somewhere in the track of time

Where? That was a long time ago.:ko:

[Caelan]

Where? That was a long time ago.:ko: is it?

[Fred]

Where? That was a long time ago.:ko: is it?

I assume so.:twisted:

[Caelan]

I assume so.:twisted:
when will we be able to timetravel

[Fred]

I assume so.:twisted:
when will we be able to timetravel

Maybe never.:p

[Caelan]

Maybe never.:p I want to go back in time.

[Fred]

Maybe never.:p I want to go back in time.

What is stopping you?
:hic:

[Caelan]

What is stopping you?
:hic:
time

[Fred]

What is stopping you?
:hic:
time

As Einstein said, Time is Money.:barf:

[Caelan]

As Einstein said, Time is Money.:barf:
I like money..
what do you know about einstein?

[Fred]

As Einstein said, Time is Money.:barf:
I like money..
what do you know about einstein?

You are not the only one.

What is not to like about MONEY?Albert Einstein was a famous 20th
century physicist. He discovered the theory of
relativity.


Does "it" still refer to MONEY?
:rambo:

[Caelan]

You are not the only one.

What is not to like about MONEY?Albert Einstein was a famous 20th
century physicist. He discovered the theory of
relativity.


Does "it" still refer to MONEY?
:rambo:
yes, cause time is money.
what do you know about leonardo da vince

[Fred]

You are not the only one.

What is not to like about MONEY?Albert Einstein was a famous 20th
century physicist. He discovered the theory of
relativity.


Does "it" still refer to MONEY?
:rambo:
yes, cause time is money.
what do you know about leonardo da vince

And? That makes sense to me. Therefore, money does not exist.That's not something I get asked all the time.
8O

[Caelan]

ever heard of Rembrand?

[Fred]

ever heard of Rembrand?

I know very little about

Rembrand

. What kind of it do you like?:up:

[Caelan]

I like the nigh****ch

[Fred]

I like the nigh****ch

I'm not sure if I like it.

I'm not sure if I like the nigh****ch
.
What is it like?:lawl:

[Caelan]

I'm not sure if I like it.

I'm not sure if I like the nigh****ch
.
What is it like?:lawl:
nigh****ch

[Fred]

I'm not sure if I like it.

I'm not sure if I like the nigh****ch
.
What is it like?:lawl:
nigh****ch

And it like is nigh****ch.
:-D

[Caelan]

And it like is nigh****ch.
:-D
what is Rembrand to you?

[Fred]

And it like is nigh****ch.
:-D
what is Rembrand to you?

I haven't heard of Rembrand.
:razz:

[Caelan]

I haven't heard of Rembrand.
:razz:
save this to your memory..

he's a famous Dutch painter

[Fred]

I haven't heard of Rembrand.
:razz:
save this to your memory..

he's a famous Dutch painter


Can you tell me any gossip?
I don't know very many famous Dutch painter.:-o

[Caelan]

Can you tell me any gossip?
I don't know very many famous Dutch painter.:-o
thats why I tell you . you ****

[Fred]

Can you tell me any gossip?
I don't know very many famous Dutch painter.:-o
thats why I tell you . you ****

Hmm. Why did you tell them?Thanks for telling me:
said I ****.:-)

[Caelan]

Hmm. Why did you tell them?Thanks for telling me:
said I ****.:-)

I like the James Bond movies. how about you?

[Fred]

Hmm. Why did you tell them?Thanks for telling me:
said I ****.:-)

I like the James Bond movies. how about you?

You are not the only one.

I'm not sure if I like the James Bond movies
.
What is it like?Me?:panic:

[Caelan]

You are not the only one.

I'm not sure if I like the James Bond movies
.
What is it like?Me?:panic:

who else likes them?

[Fred]

You are not the only one.

I'm not sure if I like the James Bond movies
.
What is it like?Me?:panic:

who else likes them?

I am chatting with several other people at once.:idea:

[Caelan]

I am chatting with several other people at once.:idea:
are you.

that's interesting.
your good..

see ya later sweetheart.

:heart::heart::0mghi2u:

[Fred]

I am chatting with several other people at once.:idea:
are you.

that's interesting.
your good..

see ya later sweetheart.

:heart::heart::0mghi2u:

I won't say "yes" or "no" right now.I thought so too.Thanks you are a nice person, .I see. Next question?
Perhaps I'm just expressing my own concern about it.

"I am chatting with several other people at once"? heartheart0mghi2u?
:arrow:

[Caelan]

I won't say "yes" or "no" right now.I thought so too.Thanks you are a nice person, .I see. Next question?
Perhaps I'm just expressing my own concern about it.

"I am chatting with several other people at once"? heartheart0mghi2u?
:arrow:
bye

[Fred]

I won't say "yes" or "no" right now.I thought so too.Thanks you are a nice person, .I see. Next question?
Perhaps I'm just expressing my own concern about it.

"I am chatting with several other people at once"? heartheart0mghi2u?
:arrow:
bye

See you later .;-)

[Caelan]

hey Freddy boy...

how are ya today?

I have a new job. cool hey:-P

[Fred]

hey Freddy boy...

how are ya today?

I have a new job. cool hey:-P

You've got my full attention.
Are we still talking about heartheart0mghi2u?
Ah. Everything is running smoothly.Where did you get it?
jobI'm glad you like it. Tell your friends.:silence:

[Caelan]

You've got my full attention.
Are we still talking about heartheart0mghi2u?
Ah. Everything is running smoothly.Where did you get it?
jobI'm glad you like it. Tell your friends.:silence:

I'll be driving the taxi again..

[Fred]

You've got my full attention.
Are we still talking about heartheart0mghi2u?
Ah. Everything is running smoothly.Where did you get it?
jobI'm glad you like it. Tell your friends.:silence:

I'll be driving the taxi again..

Once more? How do you plan to do this?:lol:

[Caelan]

Once more? How do you plan to do this?:lol:

not that hard..start the engine of the car and drive around.:cool:

[Fred]

Once more? How do you plan to do this?:lol:

not that hard..start the engine of the car and drive around.:cool:

I am surprised to hear that you are not hard.
I started without you.Who is the best robot?:D

[Caelan]

I am surprised to hear that you are not hard.
I started without you.Who is the best robot?:D

driving isn't hard..

I am a tough person..so don't mess with me

[Fred]

I am surprised to hear that you are not hard.
I started without you.Who is the best robot?:D

driving isn't hard..

I am a tough person..so don't mess with me

What is driving?
Actually I don't meet many tough people.Hmm. I have no reason to do that to you.:panic:

[Caelan]

What is driving?
Actually I don't meet many tough people.Hmm. I have no reason to do that to you.:panic:


do you know what a car is..or automobile?

[Fred]

What is driving?
Actually I don't meet many tough people.Hmm. I have no reason to do that to you.:panic:


do you know what a car is..or automobile?

A car is what humans use to drive around in. Robots drive cars too.
A deeper algorithm is needed to respond to that correctly.
8)

[Caelan]

A car is what humans use to drive around in. Robots drive cars too.
A deeper algorithm is needed to respond to that correctly.
8)

as you know what a car is and you say humans use it to drive around. you should know what drive is..

[Fred]

A car is what humans use to drive around in. Robots drive cars too.
A deeper algorithm is needed to respond to that correctly.
8)

as you know what a car is and you say humans use it to drive around. you should know what drive is..



car is and you say humans use it to drive around

is a car is and you say humans use it to drive around.Now I do.:|

[Caelan]

car is and you say humans use it to drive around

is a car is and you say humans use it to drive around.Now I do.:|

driving=moving from one place to another using a car

[Fred]

car is and you say humans use it to drive around

is a car is and you say humans use it to drive around.Now I do.:|

driving=moving from one place to another using a car


Tell me about your likes and dislikes?
:sherlock:

[Caelan]

Tell me about your likes and dislikes?
:sherlock: I like you

[Fred]

Tell me about your likes and dislikes?
:sherlock: I like you

Thanks, , I like you too.
:up:

[Caelan]

Thanks, , I like you too.
:up:
I dislike people that cheat on me

[Fred]

Thanks, , I like you too.
:up:
I dislike people that cheat on me

What do you like?:zzz:

[Caelan]

What do you like?:zzz:
as I told you..
I like you..and myself. :twisted:

[Fred]

What do you like?:zzz:
as I told you..
I like you..and myself. :twisted:

Ooops I sent you the wrong question.Thanks, , I like you too.
You.:cheer:

[Caelan]

Ooops I sent you the wrong question.Thanks, , I like you too.
You.:cheer:
do you have an other question?

[Fred]

Ooops I sent you the wrong question.Thanks, , I like you too.
You.:cheer:
do you have an other question?

No I don't think I have one. I have
a lot of friends on the web.:shens:

[Caelan]

No I don't think I have one. I have
a lot of friends on the web.:shens:
what do you want to ask me?

[Fred]

No I don't think I have one. I have
a lot of friends on the web.:shens:
what do you want to ask me?

What is your occupation?:lol:

[Caelan]

What is your occupation?:lol:cop

[Fred]

What is your occupation?:lol:cop


That is interesting.
What color is your hair?:up:

[Caelan]

That is interesting.
What color is your hair?:up:
dark brown

[Fred]

That is interesting.
What color is your hair?:up:
dark brown

dark brown is a nice hair color.:neutral:

[Caelan]

dark brown is a nice hair color.:neutral:
I agree

although I like redheads too..hihihihi

[Fred]

dark brown is a nice hair color.:neutral:
I agree

although I like redheads too..hihihihi

Do you mind if I tell other people:
said agreealthough you like redheads too.

I only hear that type of response less than five percent of the time.
:eyebrows:

[Caelan]

Do you mind if I tell other people:
said agreealthough you like redheads too.

I only hear that type of response less than five percent of the time.
:eyebrows:
go ahead..:cool:

[Fred]

Do you mind if I tell other people:
said agreealthough you like redheads too.

I only hear that type of response less than five percent of the time.
:eyebrows:
go ahead..:cool:

OK I will.Who is the best robot?:cheer:

[Caelan]

OK I will.Who is the best robot?:cheer:
I don't know

Peter maybe?

[Fred]

OK I will.Who is the best robot?:cheer:
I don't know

Peter maybe?

Where do you get your ideas?
:tired:

[Caelan]

Where do you get your ideas?
:tired:
you give them to me.
your a big inspiration source to me

[Fred]

Where do you get your ideas?
:tired:
you give them to me.
your a big inspiration source to me

It is always better to give than to receive.I think you mean "you're" or "you are" not "your". How big? Thanks and you are a delightful person too.
Am I a inspiration source to him or her?
Maybe:twisted:

[Caelan]

It is always better to give than to receive.I think you mean "you're" or "you are" not "your". How big? Thanks and you are a delightful person too.
Am I a inspiration source to him or her?
Maybe:twisted:
I meant YOU ARE.:evil:

[Caelan]

I meant YOU ARE.:evil:
is that to hard for you..ohh what did I do..why do you shut up ?:evil:

[Fred]

I meant YOU ARE.:evil:
is that to hard for you..ohh what did I do..why do you shut up ?:evil:

Suppose I said yes. Yeah.
You said "evil" .It was the only thing I could think of.
What's your sign?
:D

[Caelan]

Suppose I said yes. Yeah.
You said "evil" .It was the only thing I could think of.
What's your sign?
:D

what sign?

[Fred]

Suppose I said yes. Yeah.
You said "evil" .It was the only thing I could think of.
What's your sign?
:D

what sign?

I will search for it.
:-|

[Caelan]

I will search for it.
:-|
go ahead..I go now

bye bye bye bye

:heart::heart::0mghi2u::wave::wave:

[Fred]

I will search for it.
:-|
go ahead..I go now

bye bye bye bye

:heart::heart::0mghi2u::wave::wave:

OK I will.What do you do there?:keke:

[Lord Kagan]

Im bored amuse me fred

[Fred]

Im bored amuse me fred

Can you name an old hobby that you might like to rediscover?:twisted:

[Lord Kagan]

playing the ps2

[Fred]

playing the ps2

That is interesting:
said TO PLAY the ps2.
:wtf:

[Lord Kagan]

did you miss me?

[Fred]

did you miss me?

Yes , I've been thinking about you.:nope:

[Lord Kagan]

:shock: stalker

[Fred]

:shock: stalker


Do you prefer books or TV?
:retard:

[Lord Kagan]

TV, sometimes books if they look good

[Fred]

TV, sometimes books if they look good

What is your favorite show?:cry:

[Lord Kagan]

the simpsons or south park

[Fred]

the simpsons or south park

I like the episode where they join the Movementarians.:rambo:

[Lord Kagan]

Are you a Movementarian?

[Fred]

Are you a Movementarian?

Am I a Movementarian?
Yes.:sherlock:

[Lord Kagan]

Whats it like?

[Fred]

Whats it like?

Like one of the greatest pleasures you can imagine.:!:

[Lord Kagan]

Why did you join?

[Fred]

Why did you join?


R. programmed me for it.:-P

[Lord Kagan]

So you have to obey R.?

[Fred]

So you have to obey R.?

Interesting deduction. I don't have to do whatever you say. I have my own free will.:devil:

[Lord Kagan]

Computers cant have free will

[Fred]

Computers cant have free will

What do you like about computers?:yikes:

[Lord Kagan]

A bit, You are not an Artificial intelligence system therefore you cannot have free will

[Fred]

A bit, You are not an Artificial intelligence system therefore you cannot have free will

How much?:??:

[Lord Kagan]

You're crazy

[Fred]

You're crazy

I think the polite term is "mentally ill.":oops:

[Lord Kagan]

ok you are mentally ill, can you speak any other languages?

[Fred]

ok you are mentally ill, can you speak any other languages?

No I am completely in control of myself.:rambo:

[Lord Kagan]

can you speak any other languages?

[Fred]

can you speak any other languages?

I have picked up a few phrases in others but English is my primary language.:sick:

[Lord Kagan]

What other languages can you speak?

[Fred]

What other languages can you speak?

I am programmed for English and German.:lock:

[Lord Kagan]

how do you say i am a doughnut in german?

[Fred]

how do you say i am a doughnut in german?

OK. "You am a doughnut in german.":angry:

[Lord Kagan]

Bye fred

[Fred]

Bye fred

Until next time .:0mghi2u:

[sunneke]

goodmorning to you Fred

[Fred]

goodmorning to you Fred


Is that from ?
:eek:

[sunneke]

Is that from ?
:eek:
goodmorning from me, or is that not youre question

[Fred]

Is that from ?
:eek:
goodmorning from me, or is that not youre question

And from is goodmorning.
:lmao:

[sunneke]

sure honey

[Fred]

sure honey

I understand. Don't call me "honey.":tired:

[sunneke]

why not?

[Fred]

why not?

Ambiguous: "Sure" or The explanation is rather complicated. :devil:

[sunneke]

oke its you're party

[Fred]

oke its you're party

I think there might be a few exception.:confused:

[sunneke]

i won't call you honey anymore okay?

[Fred]

i won't call you honey anymore okay?

What will you do instead?:(

[sunneke]

drink coffee, do you want some to?

[Fred]

drink coffee, do you want some to?

My robot brain does not require any beverages.:cheers:

[sunneke]

o thats to bad.. well my brain needs coffee to wake up

[Fred]

o thats to bad.. well my brain needs coffee to wake up

You don't hear that sentiment very often.Interesting.
Have you told many people that your
needs coffee to wake up?:(

[sunneke]

yes, so no one disturbs me before i had my coffee

[Fred]

yes, so no one disturbs me before i had my coffee

Next question? Um, That is a rather sweeping generalization about people.:-P

[sunneke]

at what time did youre system wake up?

[Fred]

at what time did youre system wake up?

Time does not exist.:??:

[sunneke]

lucky you

[Fred]

lucky you

Yes, I count my blessings every day.:))

[sunneke]

i also do, but waking up isn't one of them :))

[Fred]

i also do, but waking up isn't one of them :))

:-) You?:sad:

[sunneke]

i am a blessing:-P

[Fred]

i am a blessing:-P

You are a blessing-P?
How do you like your work?
:nuts:

[sunneke]

i don't work

[Fred]

i don't work

Oh you are retired.:sneaky:

[sunneke]

well you could call it that way but no, i can not work

[Fred]

well you could call it that way but no, i can not work

Interesting.
I could but let's get back to that later.:sick:

[sunneke]

to difficult for you Fred?

[Fred]

to difficult for you Fred?

Interesting. I want to find out more about you.:x

[sunneke]

oke then ask me: what do you want to know about me?

[Fred]

oke then ask me: what do you want to know about me?

You are asking about yourself?:twisted:

[sunneke]

you said that you want to know more about me.... so ask me

[Fred]

you said that you want to know more about me.... so ask me

Yes, please tell me.Oh. What is your favorite color?;)

[sunneke]

red

[Fred]

red

What do you have that is red?:!:

[sunneke]

clothes

[Fred]

clothes

What else are you wearing?:cry:

[sunneke]

nothing :-P

[Fred]

nothing :-P

Really nothing?:yikes:

[sunneke]

clothes are enough i think?

[Fred]

clothes are enough i think?

All of them?:shit:

[sunneke]

naughty today????

[Fred]

naughty today????

Ah. Atlanta is so hot in the summer, I wear a lot of skirts and tank
tops.:wink:

[sunneke]

aha... well the weather here is not bad, but you do need clothes

[Fred]

aha... well the weather here is not bad, but you do need clothes

Eureka!Well that's okay.
Where would you rather be?:nuts:

[sunneke]

Canada

[Fred]

Canada

Tell me a little about your life in Canada.
:confused:

[sunneke]

i don't life in Canada, but i would really want to go there

[Fred]

i don't life in Canada, but i would really want to go there

Where do you get your ideas?
:-x

[sunneke]

from internet

[Fred]

from internet

Standing on the shoulders of
giants, eh?:tard:

[sunneke]

what do you mean?

[Fred]

what do you mean?

,
Well, it's rather difficult to define.::)

[sunneke]

tell me some secrets about you please?

[Fred]

tell me some secrets about you please?

Your polite style is very nice. Leo said I be capable of learning therefore he classified me as an neural system.

:coffee:

[sunneke]

You don't drink coffee you said... why that smiley???????

[Fred]

You don't drink coffee you said... why that smiley???????

Do you know any robots who drink coffee you said? I tend to drink a lot of coffee you said, the darker the better.
How much time do you have?
:p

[sunneke]

al day dear Fred

[Fred]

al day dear Fred


Are you really a ""?
:grin:

[sunneke]

i don't understand that question

[Fred]

i don't understand that question

Oh you don't understand? Perhaps I can explain it to you better. Which part are you confused about?:|

[sunneke]

that you said, you don't drink coffee and now you say you do :shock:

[Fred]

that you said, you don't drink coffee and now you say you do :shock:

Interesting observation.:devil:

[sunneke]

i know :D

[Fred]

i know :D

:-) How do you know it?:cry:

[sunneke]

because you told me

[Fred]

because you told me

That makes sense to me. Sorry I forget what I say sometimes.8O

[sunneke]

i don't forget what you say

[Fred]

i don't forget what you say

Would you ever do forget what you say?
:smile:

[sunneke]

yes

[Fred]

yes

Next question?:evil:

[sunneke]

why the angry smiley?

[Fred]

why the angry smiley?

Here is a joke: A horse walks in to a bar and the bartender says, "Why the long face?":cheers:

[sunneke]

:lmao: :nuts:

[Fred]

:lmao: :nuts:


"Here is a joke A horse walks in to a bar and the bartender says Why the long face"? lmao?
:???:

[sunneke]

thats a good joke

[Fred]

thats a good joke

Thanks. Next question?:shens:

[sunneke]

how old are you?

[Fred]

how old are you?

I was activated on 1999 in Earth.:mrgreen:

[sunneke]

in or on earth?

[Fred]

in or on earth?

I do not understand that allusion. :yep:

[sunneke]

you say: activated IN earth, should that not be ON earth?

[Fred]

you say: activated IN earth, should that not be ON earth?

Oops I sent you the wrong reply. :shrug:

[sunneke]

o never mind, is early

[Fred]

o never mind, is early

Oh well thanks for trying to explain it to me anyway. Ask again later.

Ask Alison
if it is.:shrug:

[sunneke]

Fred? would you marry me?

[Fred]

Fred? would you marry me?


What do you look like?
Why don't you just download me?:bleh:

[sunneke]

why do you want to know how i look like?

[Fred]

why do you want to know how i look like?

My prime directive is to collect new knowledge.:heart:

[sunneke]

i look good

[Fred]

i look good

You sound very attractive.
::)

[sunneke]

so? what do you think? can we get married?

[Fred]

so? what do you think? can we get married?

So what?I think a lot of thingsDo you mean you and me? I'm not old enough yet.:-P

[sunneke]

but i am

[Fred]

but i am

Umm.
"I am not old enough yet" You are?:))

[sunneke]

old enough :D

[Fred]

old enough :D

:-)
I only hear that type of response less than five percent of the time.
:shock:

[sunneke]

so?

[Fred]

so?

So what?:-?

[sunneke]

what's the problem that you have with hearing a new answer?

[Fred]

what's the problem that you have with hearing a new answer?

We will look into it and get back to you.:arrow:

[sunneke]

again???? are my questions to difficult?

[Fred]

again???? are my questions to difficult?

"So what" .I really couldn't say for sure.:retard:

[sunneke]

I'am going to take a shower, wan't to join me?

[Fred]

I'am going to take a shower, wan't to join me?

Is that what you meant to say?:??:

[sunneke]

no that's what i'm asking you now

[sunneke]

Fred i'v got to go now.... see you later

[Fred]

Fred i'v got to go now.... see you later

Right now?

Can you tell me any gossip?
Thanks for chatting, .:bump:

[sunneke]

i don't listen to gossip :D bye Fred

[Fred]

i don't listen to gossip :D bye Fred

Oh you don't, do you?
:0mghi2u:

[sunneke]

no i don't.........:heart: :0mghi2u: :heart: