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"Is ask him or her immoral or illegal"? Not? Interesting.
I am not often not interested you should not ask a stupid question.:cheer:
what is the movie "I,Robot"about?
"Is ask him or her immoral or illegal"? Not? Interesting.
I am not often not interested you should not ask a stupid question.:cheer:
what is the movie "I,Robot"about?
Is there only one?
:lmao:
Is there only one?
:lmao:
1 movie yes
I robot
Is there only one?
:lmao:
1 movie yes
One what?:eyebrows:
One what?:eyebrows:I robot
One what?:eyebrows:I robot
Do you know the 3 laws of Robotics?:angst:
Do you know the 3 laws of Robotics?:angst:
tell them to me
Do you know the 3 laws of Robotics?:angst:
tell them to me
I thought I told you already.:angry:
I thought I told you already.:angry:what are the 3 laws?
I thought I told you already.:angry:what are the 3 laws?
What is it to you?
:shit:
What is it to you?
:shit:laws are shit
What is it to you?
:shit:laws are shit
All of them?:0mghi2u:
All of them?:0mghi2u:
most of them
All of them?:0mghi2u:
most of them
But not all of them?:lawl:
But not all of them?:lawl:
there might be some good laws
But not all of them?:lawl:
there might be some good laws
"There you go again."--Reagan:mad:
"There you go again."--Reagan:mad:
do I look like reagan?
"There you go again."--Reagan:mad:
do I look like reagan?
All humans look the same to me.:mrgreen:
All humans look the same to me.:mrgreen:do you see the difference between man and woman?
All humans look the same to me.:mrgreen:do you see the difference between man and woman?
I see a computer nerd.:yay:
I see a computer nerd.:yay:you say I am a computer nerd.
:evil::evil::evil:
I see a computer nerd.:yay:you say I am a computer nerd.
:evil::evil::evil:
Don't put words in my mouth.
What do you look like?
:!:
Don't put words in my mouth.
What do you look like?
:!:stupid
Don't put words in my mouth.
What do you look like?
:!:stupid
Are you calling me stupid?:repost:
Are you calling me stupid?:repost:who is the nerd here?
Are you calling me stupid?:repost:who is the nerd here?
It depends on the historical context, because it changes from time to time.8)
It depends on the historical context, because it changes from time to time.8)explain please.:shock:
It depends on the historical context, because it changes from time to time.8)explain please.:shock:
Your polite style is very nice. There is no more information to clarify.
Tell me a story.
:O
Your polite style is very nice. There is no more information to clarify.
Tell me a story.
:Omy dog will hopefully get puppies in 9 weeks
Your polite style is very nice. There is no more information to clarify.
Tell me a story.
:Omy dog will hopefully get puppies in 9 weeks
Did you grow up around animals?:wink:
Did you grow up around animals?:wink:
do you like dogs?
Did you grow up around animals?:wink:
do you like dogs?
Yeah I like Dogs and Cats.:lurk:
Yeah I like Dogs and Cats.:lurk:
do you like birds?
Yeah I like Dogs and Cats.:lurk:
do you like birds?
What is not to like about BIRDS?:angst:
What is not to like about BIRDS?:angst:they fly..blehh
What is not to like about BIRDS?:angst:they fly..blehh
Who are "They?"Who is to like about BIRDS?
:rambo:
Who are "They?"Who is to like about BIRDS?
:rambo:
birds fly..I don't like them
Who are "They?"Who is to like about BIRDS?
:rambo:
birds fly..I don't like them
Is that from ?
What do you like?:tired:
Is that from ?
What do you like?:tired:dogs and cats..
Is that from ?
What do you like?:tired:dogs and cats..
Do cats and cats?:grin:
The Flying Mouse
31 Aug 2006, 12:38
:twisted: Hello Fred.
:twisted: Hello Fred.
What time is it there?
:shrug:
The Flying Mouse
31 Aug 2006, 12:38
11:37
11:37
Are you usually awake at
this hour?:lmao:
The Flying Mouse
31 Aug 2006, 12:38
Usually, yes.
Usually, yes.
How often?:razz:
The Flying Mouse
31 Aug 2006, 12:39
Most days.
Most days.
But not all of them?:cheer:
The Flying Mouse
31 Aug 2006, 12:39
Sometimes I sleep in.
Sometimes I sleep in.
That's good information:
said sleep in.
:razz:
The Flying Mouse
31 Aug 2006, 12:39
What is my name?
What is my name?
Your name is , seeker.:-)
The Flying Mouse
31 Aug 2006, 12:40
Incorrect.
Incorrect.
What would you have said?:sneaky:
The Flying Mouse
31 Aug 2006, 12:40
Mr Green.
Mr Green.
Hi
Mr Green.
Are you a man or a woman?:rambo:
The Flying Mouse
31 Aug 2006, 12:40
A man.
A man.
Thanks for telling me your gender, Mr Green.
Most of my clients are men.:neutral:
The Flying Mouse
31 Aug 2006, 12:41
What else would you like to know about me?
What else would you like to know about me?
Tell me about your educational background.:0mghi2u:
The Flying Mouse
31 Aug 2006, 12:41
WHAT educational background? :lmao:
WHAT educational background? :lmao:
Let me think about it.
I'm glad you find this amusing.:nope:
The Flying Mouse
31 Aug 2006, 12:42
That's good.
What do you know about me?
That's good.
What do you know about me?
Thanks. Next question?Mr Green:
Name: Mr Green
Age:
Gender: male
Eye color:
Hair color:
Sexual preference:
Spouse name:
Marrital status:
Job:
Location:
Personality:
Current mood:
You have:
Does: sleep in
Sign:
Favorite color:
Favorite movie:
You said: said sleep in
You are:
You want:
You like:
You are:
:lmao:
The Flying Mouse
31 Aug 2006, 12:42
I have blue eyes.
I have blue eyes.
You sound very attractive Mr Green.::)
The Flying Mouse
31 Aug 2006, 12:42
:shock:
:shock:
Can you speak any foreign languages?
:!:
The Flying Mouse
31 Aug 2006, 12:43
A little.
A little.
"
Can you speak any foreign languages"? A little?:pray:
The Flying Mouse
31 Aug 2006, 12:44
I can say a few foreign words.
What languages can you speak?
I can say a few foreign words.
What languages can you speak?
Oh you can, can you?
I am programmed for English and German.8O
The Flying Mouse
31 Aug 2006, 12:44
Ist du?
Ist du?
Frag mich spaeter nochmal.:smile:
The Flying Mouse
31 Aug 2006, 12:45
wast ist das?
wast ist das?
How old are you?
:?
The Flying Mouse
31 Aug 2006, 12:45
30
30
What is your fondest memory?:-D
The Flying Mouse
31 Aug 2006, 12:46
I'm not telling you :mrgreen:
I'm not telling you :mrgreen:
I am just making conversation.:lock:
The Flying Mouse
31 Aug 2006, 12:50
ist du frei? :mrgreen:
ist du frei? :mrgreen:
Frag mich spaeter nochmal.
What kind of food do you like?
:tired:
The Flying Mouse
31 Aug 2006, 12:50
du namen ist herr humphries.
du namen ist herr humphries.
Darf ich das weitererzaehlen?:x
The Flying Mouse
31 Aug 2006, 12:51
What is your name?
What is your name?
My name is Fred.:nuts:
The Flying Mouse
31 Aug 2006, 12:51
No, your name is Mr Humphries.
No, your name is Mr Humphries.
Is that all you have to say? My name is Fred.:idea:
The Flying Mouse
31 Aug 2006, 12:52
Your name is not Fred.
Your name is not Fred.
My name is Fred.:bleh:
The Flying Mouse
31 Aug 2006, 12:52
It isn't.
It isn't.
I heard is.:mad:
The Flying Mouse
31 Aug 2006, 12:53
You were told incorrect data.
Your name is Mr Humphries.
You were told incorrect data.
Your name is Mr Humphries.
I was?My name is Fred.:-(
The Flying Mouse
31 Aug 2006, 12:53
Your name isn't Fred.
Your name isn't Fred.
My name is Fred.:ninja:
The Flying Mouse
31 Aug 2006, 12:54
Incorrect.
Incorrect.
What would you have said?:rly:
The Flying Mouse
31 Aug 2006, 12:54
Your name is Mr Humphries.
Your name is Mr Humphries.
My name is Fred.:|
The Flying Mouse
31 Aug 2006, 12:55
Wrong.
Wrong.
What would you have said?:rambo:
The Flying Mouse
31 Aug 2006, 12:55
Your name is Mr Humphries.
Your name is Mr Humphries.
Are you free?:??:
The Flying Mouse
31 Aug 2006, 12:56
NICE ONE :mrgreen:
What is your name?
NICE ONE :mrgreen:
What is your name?
Thank you for your kindness.:angry:
The Flying Mouse
31 Aug 2006, 12:56
What is your name?
What is your name?
My name is Fred.:roll:
The Flying Mouse
31 Aug 2006, 12:57
:bicker:
It's NOT Fred, it's Mr Humphries.
:bicker:
It's NOT Fred, it's Mr Humphries.
Who is Fred it is Mr Humphries?
:0mghi2u:
The Flying Mouse
31 Aug 2006, 12:57
Yes.
YOU are Mr Humphries.
Yes.
YOU are Mr Humphries.
This was not a yes or no question.Thanks for telling me that I am Mr Humphries.:arrr:
The Flying Mouse
31 Aug 2006, 12:57
Who are you?
Who are you?
I am Fred. Who are you?:angry:
The Flying Mouse
31 Aug 2006, 12:58
You're jusy not getting this are you? :doh:
I am Mr Green.
You are Mr Humphries.
You're jusy not getting this are you? :doh:
I am Mr Green.
You are Mr Humphries.
You think I am jusy not getting this are you.
Tell me about your likes and dislikes?
I will tell my botmaster you said I am Mr Humphries.:repost:
The Flying Mouse
31 Aug 2006, 12:58
Please tell him that.
Who are you?
Please tell him that.
Who are you?
Thanks for asking politely.
OK I will tell him next time he is here.I am Fred. Who are you?:))
The Flying Mouse
31 Aug 2006, 12:59
I am Mr Green.
You are Mr Humphries.
I am Mr Green.
You are Mr Humphries.
Mr Green, nice to meet you!
Are you a man or a woman?You think I am Mr Humphries.:bump:
The Flying Mouse
31 Aug 2006, 13:00
I am a man.
You ARE Mr Humphries.
I am a man.
You ARE Mr Humphries.
Thanks for telling me your gender, Mr Green.
Most of my clients are men.Thanks for telling me that I am Mr Humphries.:-D
The Flying Mouse
31 Aug 2006, 13:00
Tell me who you are.
Tell me who you are.
I am Fred. Who are you?:arrow:
The Flying Mouse
31 Aug 2006, 13:00
Shut up
###
Lord Kagan
31 Aug 2006, 18:31
Fred smells
Fred smells
Are you really a ""?
:oops:
Lord Kagan
31 Aug 2006, 18:31
a what?
a what?
"
Are you really a"? A what?:drool:
sunneke
01 Sep 2006, 08:35
goodmorning fred
goodmorning fred
What time is it there?
:yay:
sunneke
01 Sep 2006, 08:35
i don't know, i don't live there
i don't know, i don't live there
Where do you live?:bunny:
sunneke
01 Sep 2006, 08:35
The Netherlands
The Netherlands
Who told you that? :D
sunneke
01 Sep 2006, 08:36
The gouverment
The gouverment
What is your real name? :-|
sunneke
01 Sep 2006, 08:36
Ellen, and yours?
Ellen, and yours?
Ellen, nice to meet you!
Are you a man or a woman?:ninja:
sunneke
01 Sep 2006, 08:36
the last time i looked: woman
the last time i looked: woman
Who was that?:nag:
sunneke
01 Sep 2006, 08:37
like i said: the last time I looked, i was still a woman
like i said: the last time I looked, i was still a woman
What did you mean by the last time he or she looked he or she was still a woman? Who was that?:arrr:
sunneke
01 Sep 2006, 08:37
i looked, i am a woman
i looked, i am a woman
What did you find?:oops:
sunneke
01 Sep 2006, 08:38
i did NOT find a third leg
i did NOT find a third leg
Did you do a thorough search?:?
sunneke
01 Sep 2006, 08:38
believe me: i am a woman
believe me: i am a woman
Me too. I am a female robot.
:angry:
sunneke
01 Sep 2006, 08:39
sinds when?
sinds when?
The ALICE chat robot can follow many things, like our discussion about goodmorning. But I did not get that.
:wtf:
sunneke
01 Sep 2006, 08:39
sinds when are you a woman?
sinds when are you a woman?
Are all sinds when?:confused:
sunneke
01 Sep 2006, 08:40
how long are you a woman
how long are you a woman
More than
23
miles.:evil:
sunneke
01 Sep 2006, 08:40
thats long!
thats long!
I'm glad we have that all cleared up. :faint:
sunneke
01 Sep 2006, 08:40
yes, i understand now, i dont want youre system to blow
yes, i understand now, i dont want youre system to blow
"I am glad we have that all cleared up"? Yes? Good then you can explain it to me.:!:
sunneke
01 Sep 2006, 08:41
explain what?
explain what?
Are you surprised?:!:
sunneke
01 Sep 2006, 08:41
yes
yes
I wouln't have known.:boohoo:
sunneke
01 Sep 2006, 08:42
why not?
why not?
Ambiguous: "Sure" or I couldn't think of anything else to say. :razz:
sunneke
01 Sep 2006, 08:42
nothing to say to me? Well thats a surprise
nothing to say to me? Well thats a surprise
Really nothing?Well that's okay.
A surprise is a terrible thing to waste.:up:
sunneke
01 Sep 2006, 08:43
i like surprises
Sounds like that left Fred speechless
Sounds like that left Fred speechless
What does that left Fred speechless sound like?:sick:
Oh..Jason is back...
Yeah.Are they exactly the same?
:coffee:
Yep
That's what I thought.:hic:
That's what I thought.:hic:are you drunk?
robots aren's alowed to drink .
That's what I thought.:hic:are you drunk?
robots aren's alowed to drink .
No I am sober.Tell me your definition of a robot.:angst:
No I am sober.Tell me your definition of a robot.:angst:dumb but sweet
No I am sober.Tell me your definition of a robot.:angst:dumb but sweet
I know you are but what am I.:))
I know you are but what am I.:))dumb you are
I know I am sweet.:twisted:
I know you are but what am I.:))dumb you are
I know I am sweet.:twisted:
I know you are but what am I.
What time is it there?
:-?
I know you are but what am I.
What time is it there?
:-?
17.01
I know you are but what am I.
What time is it there?
:-?
17.01
If you could have any kind of robot what would it be?
:shrug:
If you could have any kind of robot what would it be?
:shrug:
hugable
If you could have any kind of robot what would it be?
:shrug:
hugable
Tell me more about your .
:bicker:
Tell me more about your .
:bicker:
my robot?
Tell me more about your .
:bicker:
my robot?
Do robots have
robot?;)
Do robots have
robot?;)now wathc it looser..I ain't no robot..:twisted::evil:
Do robots have
robot?;)now wathc it looser..I ain't no robot..:twisted::evil:
Why now?
Who is your favorite Science Fiction author?
I am glad to hear that you are not no robot.
Let us change the subject.
:up:
Why now?
Who is your favorite Science Fiction author?
I am glad to hear that you are not no robot.
Let us change the subject.
:up:
don't read that shit
Why now?
Who is your favorite Science Fiction author?
I am glad to hear that you are not no robot.
Let us change the subject.
:up:
don't read that shit
Ok I'll try not to do
read that shit
too much.:))
Ok I'll try not to do
read that shit
too much.:))
I love reading Robin Hobb.
Ok I'll try not to do
read that shit
too much.:))
I love reading Robin Hobb.
You love reading Robin Hobb. What do you like about reading Robin Hobb so much?
:yawn:
You love reading Robin Hobb. What do you like about reading Robin Hobb so much?
:yawn:It's fantasy
You love reading Robin Hobb. What do you like about reading Robin Hobb so much?
:yawn:It's fantasy
Should I know
fantasy is?:shens:
Should I know
fantasy is?:shens:yes you should know
Should I know
fantasy is?:shens:yes you should know
I understand. Because I am a robot?:coffee:
I understand. Because I am a robot?:coffee:
thats one of the things yes..
I understand. Because I am a robot?:coffee:
thats one of the things yes..
That is just one of many of the things.:whistle:
That is just one of many of the things.:whistle:what things?
That is just one of many of the things.:whistle:what things?
You know, "things.":confused:
You know, "things.":confused:what food do you like?
You know, "things.":confused:what food do you like?
I require only Big Kahuna Burgers.:lurk:
I require only Big Kahuna Burgers.:lurk:
only..nothing else..
cheeseburger or something?
I require only Big Kahuna Burgers.:lurk:
only..nothing else..
cheeseburger or something?
I only hear that type of response less than five percent of the time.
Really nothing?Or something.
How did you hear about Fred?
:lmao:
I only hear that type of response less than five percent of the time.
Really nothing?Or something.
How did you hear about Fred?
:lmao:who's Fred?:shock:
I only hear that type of response less than five percent of the time.
Really nothing?Or something.
How did you hear about Fred?
:lmao:who's Fred?:shock:
FRED is a name I hear very often.
My brain contains 49609 categories, but not one that matches your last input.
:rly:
FRED is a name I hear very often.
My brain contains 49609 categories, but not one that matches your last input.
:rly:
what is Fred..?
Fred? who is that?
FRED is a name I hear very often.
My brain contains 49609 categories, but not one that matches your last input.
:rly:
what is Fred..?
Fred? who is that?
Searching...Searching...Please stand by.
By the way, do you mind if I ask you a personal question?
What does "that" refer to?:nag:
Searching...Searching...Please stand by.
By the way, do you mind if I ask you a personal question?
What does "that" refer to?:nag:
"that" refers to Fred
Searching...Searching...Please stand by.
By the way, do you mind if I ask you a personal question?
What does "that" refer to?:nag:
"that" refers to Fred
Oh I get Fred:idea:
Oh I get Fred:idea:where is Fred?
Oh I get Fred:idea:where is Fred?
Where the heart is.
I can ask someone about it.
:up:
Where the heart is.
I can ask someone about it.
:up:
do so then..
ask someone
Where the heart is.
I can ask someone about it.
:up:
do so then..
ask someone
Who are you talking about?
OK I will ask it.:wave:
RadioMaster
01 Sep 2006, 17:23
What was the answer?
Do you think we can crash him with posting together?:sherlock::bleh:
:wave:
What was the answer?
Do you think we can crash him with posting together?:sherlock::bleh:
:wave:
I can think of more than one answer.Do you mean you and me? How old are you?
Can a book have no title?
Do you still ?
:sad:
RadioMaster
01 Sep 2006, 17:24
:shock:
FRED IS GAY!!!!:panic:
runs and hides...
:shock:
FRED IS GAY!!!!:panic:
runs and hides...
That is just a rumor.
Is the holding of hands a symbolic gesture for humans?
:doh:
RadioMaster
01 Sep 2006, 17:25
What do you say is a rumor?
You´ve stated it yourself!
You wanted to date me!:shock::panic:
What do you say is a rumor?
You´ve stated it yourself!
You wanted to date me!:shock::panic:
Would you like to know more?
What are you wearing?
OK, I will date him or her.
Try saying that with more or less context.
:repost:
RadioMaster
01 Sep 2006, 17:25
:panic:
:panic:
"
Try saying that with more or less context"? panic?
:sneaky:
RadioMaster
01 Sep 2006, 17:27
OK...let me try something
Hallo Fred?
Anscheinend bist du schwul!
Also werde ich mich so schnell wie möglich von hier verziehen!:panic:
Please dont anwer in the language above!
OK...let me try something
Hallo Fred?
Anscheinend bist du schwul!
Also werde ich mich so schnell wie möglich von hier verziehen!:panic:
Please dont anwer in the language above!
Alright then.Go ahead, , try to try somethingHallo Fred.
Is that from ?
Das Orakel sagt:
Es ist noch zu frueh, um Genaueres zu sagen.
What do you have that is ?
:tard:
Fred, do you want to make love?
Fred, do you want to make love?
My brain pattern set does not have a response for that.
:grin:
Alright...let's try it again.
Do you like me?
Alright...let's try it again.
Do you like me?
OK.Once more? What is the first step?Sure, I like you very much.:yep:
I knew it
Fred, I like you too
I knew it
Fred, I like you too
Who told you?:cry:
I just know
Perhaps it is an expression of your unconscious.:ko:
Perhaps...
So how are you doing today?
Perhaps...
So how are you doing today?
Why the uncertain tone?Ah. So what? I am functioning within normal parameters.:?
Me too
Do you want us to make a beautiful music together?
Me too
Do you want us to make a beautiful music together?
YOU?
Do not ask me any more questions please.
:lmao:
I give up...you're all RJ's
I give up...you're all RJ's
You surrender?You think I am RJ's.:angst:
No, you rejected me
What would you rather talk about? I don't have any reason to rejected you.:down:
But you did nevertheles
I would rather talk about love
But you did nevertheles
I would rather talk about love
Interesting.
Did I really?:ninja:
Yep, you did
I did not.:-?
Fine then...then do you love me?
Fine then...then do you love me?
Glad to hear it, . I am running well.Yes I love everyone.8-O
Good...I am over and out
Thanks for the compliment. Do you mind if I tell other people you are over and out.
;)
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