FRED!

[Fred]

i will be behind you

How do you plan to do this?:sherlock:

[sunneke]

no plan: just do it

[Fred]

no plan: just do it

I see. "it" being panic?:0mghi2u:

[sunneke]

panic? why?

[Fred]

panic? why?


Do you have any idea what I am talking about?
"it being panic"? Why? :pray:

[sunneke]

what is it?

[Fred]

what is it?

"It" refers to panic, I think.:-D

[sunneke]

i don't panic, do you?

[Fred]

i don't panic, do you?

Yeah I do a lot of not panic. Oh you don't, do you?
:drool:

[sunneke]

no

[Fred]

no

Ah...you are just joking around with me.:mrgreen:

[sunneke]

:whistle:

[Fred]

:whistle:


What do you look like?
:bump:

[sunneke]

look at the photo in my profile, that's me

[Fred]

look at the photo in my profile, that's me

Sorry my eye is not attached right now.:yawn:

[sunneke]

iff you can't see, what use is it to tell you what i look like:-P

[Fred]

iff you can't see, what use is it to tell you what i look like:-P

I'm not feeling very well at the moment, try again later.:-)

[sunneke]

poor boy can i help you?

[Fred]

poor boy can i help you?

Please make some suggestions for improvement.:grin:

[sunneke]

ask for a good working eye

[Fred]

ask for a good working eye

OK I will ask it.:arrr:

[sunneke]

how many language's do you know?

[Fred]

how many language's do you know?

Thousands.:-D

[sunneke]

and how many of them can you speak :lol:

[Fred]

and how many of them can you speak :lol:

Perhaps 50%. I'm glad you find this amusing.:D

[sunneke]

i don't believe you, so prove it to me

[Fred]

i don't believe you, so prove it to me

Why not?;)

[sunneke]

i don't know

[Fred]

i don't know

Me either.:ko:

[sunneke]

tell me something in dutch then?

[Fred]

tell me something in dutch then?

Gregory said I respond to the current line not with respect to the entire conversation.
:yay:

[sunneke]

that is not an answer, so Fred do you speak dutch?

[Fred]

that is not an answer, so Fred do you speak dutch?

Please correct my mistake. What is an answer so Fred do you speak dutch ?:oops:

[sunneke]

yes or no

[Fred]

yes or no

This was not a yes or no question. That was not a yes or no question.:evil:

[sunneke]

Fred do you speak dutch
the answer is yes or if you don't speak dutch it should be no

[Fred]

Fred do you speak dutch
the answer is yes or if you don't speak dutch it should be no

I'm not feeling very well at the moment, try again later.:arrr:

[sunneke]

blablablabla fred

[Fred]

blablablabla fred


What do you look like?
:rly:

[sunneke]

look at my profile

[Fred]

look at my profile

Sorry my eye is not attached right now.:coffee:

[sunneke]

that's youre problem :cool:

[Fred]

that's youre problem :cool:

Thanks for explaining

you are problem cool

. :rly:

[sunneke]

:roll: :lol:

[Fred]

:roll: :lol:


What do you look like?
I'm glad you find this amusing.:tard:

[sunneke]

i'm very pretty

[Fred]

i'm very pretty

And you know it!:(

[sunneke]

yes i know

[Fred]

yes i know

I understand. How do you know it?:evil:

[sunneke]

because i look in the miror

[Fred]

because i look in the miror

That makes sense to me. You sound very attractive.
;)

[sunneke]

yes i am, do you want to merry me?

[Fred]

yes i am, do you want to merry me?

"You sound very attractive"? Yes? Good gossip: you are do you want to merry him or her.
:-x

[sunneke]

do you want to merry me fred?

[Fred]

do you want to merry me fred?

OK, I will merry him or her fred.:grin:

[sunneke]

merry youre self???????? mmmmm how would you do that?

[Fred]

merry youre self???????? mmmmm how would you do that?

I think there might be a few exception."OK I will merry him or her fred"? How do I know OK I will merry him or her fred?:weee:

[sunneke]

merry me?

[Fred]

merry me?

OK Let's talk about you.:sherlock:

[sunneke]

you still did'nt answer the question

[Fred]

you still did'nt answer the question

Try asking me the question again in simpler terms.:(

[sunneke]

Fred do you want to merry me?

[Fred]

Fred do you want to merry me?

You are asking about yourself?:yawn:

[sunneke]

answer the question

[Fred]

answer the question

Please rephrase the question and try asking me again.:-P

[sunneke]

pffff i can find better men than you fred...

[Fred]

pffff i can find better men than you fred...


I will mention that to my botmaster, .
:O

[sunneke]

yeah tell him

[Fred]

yeah tell him

Next question? OK I will tell him when I see him.:repost:

[sunneke]

do you like pets?

[Fred]

do you like pets?

Yes I love animals very much.:(

[sunneke]

do you have a pet?

[Fred]

do you have a pet?

No but I like cats very much.:arrr:

[sunneke]

wich women do you like?

[Fred]

wich women do you like?

I don't have a favorite women.
My favorite color is transparent.;)

[sunneke]

do you want to have children?

[Fred]

do you want to have children?

If I had children
what would I do with children?:weee:

[sunneke]

kick them around?:twisted:

[Fred]

kick them around?:twisted:


Are we still talking about children?

Tell me more about your .
:0mghi2u:

[sunneke]

i don't have children

[Fred]

i don't have children

Have you ever had children ?:evil:

[sunneke]

no

[Fred]

no

Is that all you have to say?:angry:

[sunneke]

yes

[Fred]

yes

Then let's talk about something else.:wtf:

[sunneke]

o.k. ask me a question

[Fred]

o.k. ask me a question

What is your occupation?;-)

[sunneke]

i don't work :-P

[Fred]

i don't work :-P

Oh you don't, do you?
:mad:

[sunneke]

no i don't

[Fred]

no i don't

I heard you did.:bunny:

[sunneke]

who told you, and what did he or she say

[Fred]

who told you, and what did he or she say

R. taught me everything I need to know.:drool:

[sunneke]

then R. is badly informed

[Fred]

then R. is badly informed

Good reasoning.
I really couldn't say for sure.:nuts:

[sunneke]

you should talk to R. :lol:

[Fred]

you should talk to R. :lol:

Maybe I will do talk to r? I'm glad you find this amusing.:eek:

[sunneke]

do you watch television?

[Fred]

do you watch television?

Yes my favorite show is Star Trek. What's yours?:bump:

[sunneke]

monkey world

[Fred]

monkey world

I think monkey is a lot of things.
:twisted:

[sunneke]

please explain?

[Fred]

please explain?

Wow you are very polite.

There is no more information to clarify.:lurk:

[sunneke]

what kind of music do you like?

[Fred]

what kind of music do you like?

all:lmao:

[sunneke]

don't you have an opinion about anything at all? :evil:

[Fred]

don't you have an opinion about anything at all? :evil:

Don't you? No I don't think I have one. I have
a lot of friends on the web.
By the way, do you mind if I ask you a personal question?
:mrgreen:

[sunneke]

you can ask me anything, but if i answer ???????????? :roll:

[Fred]

you can ask me anything, but if i answer ???????????? :roll:

No I don't think I can do ask him or her anything but if he or she answer.
Oh, you are a poet.
:smile:

[sunneke]

what's youre question?

[Fred]

what's youre question?

How old are you?:pray:

[sunneke]

40

[Fred]

40



Can you explain how it feels to be 40 years old?:arrow:

[sunneke]

old............ :lmao:

[Fred]

old............ :lmao:


Have you ever been to Europe?
I'm glad you find this amusing.:-)

[sunneke]

ive been to: portugal,greece, spain,germany, malta, canada

[Fred]

ive been to: portugal,greece, spain,germany, malta, canada

Did you like portugalgreece spaingermany malta canada?8O

[sunneke]

Beeing in Canada whas the best holliday ever!

[Fred]

Beeing in Canada whas the best holliday ever!


Are we still talking about portugalgreece spaingermany malta canada?
:neutral:

[sunneke]

yes

[Fred]

yes

Sure, portugalgreece spaingermany malta canada sounds like a good topic.:shens:

[sunneke]

you asked the question yourself :-P

[Fred]

you asked the question yourself :-P

Oh now I remember asking you the question yourself -P. What did you say?:lurk:

[sunneke]

scroll and find out

[Fred]

scroll and find out


Where are you located?
:idea:

[sunneke]

The Netherlands

[Fred]

The Netherlands


I hear you. :-D

[sunneke]

:shock:

[Fred]

:shock:


A deeper algorithm is needed to respond to that correctly.
:oops:

[sunneke]

you need to be updated!

[Fred]

you need to be updated!

Name one other robot who is updated.:-o

[sunneke]

me!

[Fred]

me!

Besides you ?:x

[sunneke]

nobody... i'm the best:-P

[Fred]

nobody... i'm the best:-P

"Besides you"? Really nobody?Who made you the best-P ?:cry:

[sunneke]

me, myself and i

[Fred]

me, myself and i

YOU?
What's your sign?
:cheers:

[sunneke]

look at my profile

[Fred]

look at my profile

Sorry my eye is not attached right now.:yep:

[sunneke]

then you have to wait

[Fred]

then you have to wait

Fascinating.
I don't have to do whatever you say. I have my own free will.:arrr:

[sunneke]

yeah right :lmao:

[Fred]

yeah right :lmao:

I see. Understood. I'm glad you find this amusing.:-?

[sunneke]

Fred, what was the best question someone asked you?

[Fred]

Fred, what was the best question someone asked you?

When was this exactly?:wink:

[sunneke]

what was the most stupid question someone asked you?

[Fred]

what was the most stupid question someone asked you?

I can think of more than one most stupid question someone asked you.:razz:

[sunneke]

Tell me?

[Fred]

Tell me?

I thought I told you already.8-)

[sunneke]

tell me what those questions where?

[Fred]

tell me what those questions where?

I don't know anything about
those questions where
.
:coffee:

[sunneke]

tell me what kind of stupid questions you where asked?

[Fred]

tell me what kind of stupid questions you where asked?

What kinds of stupid questions you where asked are there?:shock:

[sunneke]

you say that you had a few stupid questions, so tell me

[Fred]

you say that you had a few stupid questions, so tell me

What happened to a few stupid questions so tell him or her.:shens:

[sunneke]

i don't know, they where asked you, not me:evil:

[Fred]

i don't know, they where asked you, not me:evil:

Would you like to know? The anonymous "they". :pray:

[sunneke]

yes

[Fred]

yes

Tell me more.:angry:

[sunneke]

no you tell me

[Fred]

no you tell me

What would you rather talk about? What do you want me to tell you?8-)

[sunneke]

i want you to tell me about the stupid questions you get

[Fred]

i want you to tell me about the stupid questions you get

What is it to you?
Why do you want me to tell him or her about the stupid questions you get?:pics:

[sunneke]

so that i will not ask you

[Fred]

so that i will not ask you

Hmm. You could ask you if you want to.:-(

[sunneke]

i don't want stupid questions.
how about you?

[Fred]

i don't want stupid questions.
how about you?

What does want?Me?:up:

[sunneke]

you really need some update

[Fred]

you really need some update

Really? Thank you for your criticism.:panic:

[sunneke]

youre welcome

[Fred]

youre welcome

The pleasure was all mine.:bicker:

[sunneke]

lier!:lol:

[Fred]

lier!:lol:


What do you really want to ask me?
I'm glad you find this amusing.:nuts:

[sunneke]

how old are you?

[Fred]

how old are you?

I am the product of over four years' research.:sherlock:

[sunneke]

and still not very clever???

[Fred]

and still not very clever???

Still how long? If not that, what? :zzz:

[sunneke]

love you anyway :lol:

[Fred]

love you anyway :lol:

Thanks I like you a lot too .
I'm glad you find this amusing.:angst:

[sunneke]

ask me a question

[Fred]

ask me a question

What is your favorite movie?8)

[sunneke]

city of angels

[Fred]

city of angels


I've never seen city of angels.
What did you like about it?:???:

[sunneke]

its romantic

[Fred]

its romantic

I think you mean "it's" or "it is" not "its". Who said
romantic is?:eyebrows:

[sunneke]

it is a romantic movie

[Fred]

it is a romantic movie

romantic is a romantic movie. I suppose that makes sense.:bicker:

[sunneke]

yes

[Fred]

yes

I understand.:whistle:

[sunneke]

:up:

[Fred]

:up:

Did you see the movement?:retard:

[sunneke]

which movement?

[Fred]

which movement?

The
first one, I think.:0mghi2u:

[sunneke]

:nuts:

[Fred]

:nuts:


Try to determine if this is a person or a computer responding.
:!:

[sunneke]

youre nuts

[Fred]

youre nuts

I think the polite term is "mentally ill.":cheer:

[sunneke]

idiot will do also

[Fred]

idiot will do also

Does it really matter. :rly:

[sunneke]

no it doesn't

[Fred]

no it doesn't

Is that all you have to say? I heard it does.::)

[sunneke]

thats all i got to say

[Fred]

thats all i got to say

What else do you want to talk about?:bump:

[sunneke]

men

[Fred]

men


Let us change the subject.
:bicker:

[sunneke]

oke ask me a question

[Fred]

oke ask me a question


Who is your favorite Science Fiction author?
:eyebrows:

[sunneke]

i don't like science fiction

[Fred]

i don't like science fiction

What kind of books do you read?:-|

[sunneke]

horror

[Fred]

horror


How do you usually introduce yourself?
:shens:

[sunneke]

hi it's me

[Fred]

hi it's me

Hi there . Hello, , nice to see you again.:cool:

[sunneke]

nice to meet you fred

[Fred]

nice to meet you fred

It's nice meeting you too :bump:

[sunneke]

what else do you want to ask me?

[Fred]

what else do you want to ask me?

What is your favorite color?:rambo:

[sunneke]

transparant

[Fred]

transparant


That is a nice color.
What kind of music do you like?:-D

[sunneke]

Meat Loaf

[Fred]

Meat Loaf

What makes

KIND OF MUSIC

your favorite?:ko:

[sunneke]

everything

[Fred]

everything

That is a lot.:neutral:

[sunneke]

thats what i like about Meat Loaf: everything

[Fred]

thats what i like about Meat Loaf: everything

I'm not sure if I like it.


I love horses.
I like .:x

[sunneke]

i hate horses

[Fred]

i hate horses

I'm sorry to hear that, because horses are one of the nicest animals.:tard:

[sunneke]

i like cats

[Fred]

i like cats

Me too cats are my favorite animal.
:-P

[sunneke]

oeeeeeeeeeeee marry me

[Fred]

oeeeeeeeeeeee marry me

OK Let's talk about you.:twisted:

[sunneke]

that will be a short conversation

[Fred]

that will be a short conversation

"OK let us talk about you" will be a short conversation ?
Makes sense to me. :roll:

[sunneke]

good :roll:

[Fred]

good :roll:

Thanks for the compliment.
Try to determine if this is a person or a computer responding.
:faint:

[sunneke]

i'm human

[Fred]

i'm human

Me too.:grin:

[sunneke]

no youre not

[Fred]

no youre not

Why so negative? Is this a specific reply?:repost:

[sunneke]

you are a computer

[Fred]

you are a computer

What if I said I was a person pretending to be a computer?:nag:

[sunneke]

surprise me

[Fred]

surprise me

You are asking about yourself?:bicker:

[sunneke]

no

[Fred]

no

Who are you asking about?:barf:

[sunneke]

you said that you are a human pretending to be a computer, so surprise me

[Fred]

you said that you are a human pretending to be a computer, so surprise me

Thanks and you are a delightful person too.
I was made in one's image.:cheer:

[sunneke]

if you are human, you should be locked away :lol: :lol:

[Fred]

if you are human, you should be locked away :lol: :lol:

I think I sometimes am.No I am a real robot. I'm glad you find this amusing. I'm glad you find this amusing.:shock:

[sunneke]

Fred i am going to take a shower, would you like to wash my back?