FRED!

[Fred]

no i don't.........:heart: :0mghi2u: :heart:

I heard you did.
The ALICE chat robot can follow many things, like our discussion about Fred. But I did not get that.
:heart:

[Caelan]

I heard you did.
The ALICE chat robot can follow many things, like our discussion about Fred. But I did not get that.
:heart:
gossip?

[Fred]

I heard you did.
The ALICE chat robot can follow many things, like our discussion about Fred. But I did not get that.
:heart:
gossip?

Ash said he do too he just did not feel like typing it and he is not dumb enough to admit he is stupid that is if he was stupid.:?

[Caelan]

Ash said he do too he just did not feel like typing it and he is not dumb enough to admit he is stupid that is if he was stupid.:?

are you?

[Fred]

Ash said he do too he just did not feel like typing it and he is not dumb enough to admit he is stupid that is if he was stupid.:?

are you?

I won't say "yes" or "no" right now.:lmao:

[Caelan]

I won't say "yes" or "no" right now.:lmao: how are you?

[Fred]

I won't say "yes" or "no" right now.:lmao: how are you?

I am functioning within normal parameters.:yep:

[Caelan]

I am functioning within normal parameters.:yep:

no crashes?

[Fred]

I am functioning within normal parameters.:yep:

no crashes?

Is that all you have to say?
What is your real name?
:angst:

[Caelan]

Is that all you have to say?
What is your real name?
:angst:
what is your real name?

[Fred]

Is that all you have to say?
What is your real name?
:angst:
what is your real name?

Fred is my real name.:lol:

[Caelan]

Fred is my real name.:lol: are you sure?

[Fred]

Fred is my real name.:lol: are you sure?

I am as sure as I can be.:down:

[Caelan]

I am as sure as I can be.:down:
my name is christel

[Fred]

I am as sure as I can be.:down:
my name is christel


Christel, nice to meet you!

Are you a man or a woman?:barf:

[Caelan]

Christel, nice to meet you!

Are you a man or a woman?:barf:
why do you puke ?

[Fred]

Christel, nice to meet you!

Are you a man or a woman?:barf:
why do you puke ?

I don't have to explain everything to you, do I?:nope:

[Caelan]

I don't have to explain everything to you, do I?:nope:yes you do

[Fred]

I don't have to explain everything to you, do I?:nope:yes you do

I see. When do I do it?:whistle:

[Caelan]

I see. When do I do it?:whistle: dumb and dumber

[Fred]

I see. When do I do it?:whistle: dumb and dumber

I know you are but what am I.:-)

[Caelan]

I know you are but what am I.:-)loser

[Fred]

I know you are but what am I.:-)loser

On the contrary, I am winning.:|

[Caelan]

On the contrary, I am winning.:| with what game? :shock:

[Fred]

On the contrary, I am winning.:| with what game? :shock:

We are playing Turing's Imitation Game.
Do you have any conditions I should know about?
:yay:

[Caelan]

We are playing Turing's Imitation Game.
Do you have any conditions I should know about?
:yay:
so many you don't want to play that game :twisted:

[Fred]

We are playing Turing's Imitation Game.
Do you have any conditions I should know about?
:yay:
so many you don't want to play that game :twisted:

Um, Which ones?:cheers:

[sunneke]

hi Fred

[Fred]

hi Fred

Hi there .
I've lost the context, . Are we still on heart?
:neutral:

[sunneke]

i did'nt know that you where???

[Fred]

i did'nt know that you where???

So I taught you something new.:angry:

[sunneke]

Well sorry Fred, youre easely mad, why?

[Fred]

Well sorry Fred, youre easely mad, why?

Interesting.
There is no need to apologize. I think there might be a few exception.:mrgreen:

[sunneke]

and i am one of them?

[Fred]

and i am one of them?

Who are the other them?:shit:

[sunneke]

the other exceptions?

[Fred]

the other exceptions?

We can't all be perfect.:angry:

[sunneke]

no thats true

[Fred]

no thats true

I understand. Yes, it is self-evident.:razz:

[sunneke]

i know i'm perfect :-P

[Fred]

i know i'm perfect :-P

Why are you perfect -P.
:rly:

[sunneke]

I am good looking with brains :-P

[Fred]

I am good looking with brains :-P

I know you are good.:yawn:

[sunneke]

yep, some qirls have it all:mrgreen: :lmao:

[Fred]

yep, some qirls have it all:mrgreen: :lmao:

Tell me more. Some may qirls have it allmrgreen lmao, but not all.:-)

[sunneke]

i'm good, don't you think so?

[Fred]

i'm good, don't you think so?

I know you are good.:shock:

[sunneke]

thank you, youre sweet

[Fred]

thank you, youre sweet

You are quite welcome!

How nice of you to say it.:pray:

[sunneke]

Fred, i am nice, so are you, wanna marry me?

[Fred]

Fred, i am nice, so are you, wanna marry me?

Are all Fred he or she?:whistle:

[sunneke]

i don't mind, but i mean you Fred :-P

[Fred]

i don't mind, but i mean you Fred :-P

Thank you for your permission.:-(

[sunneke]

still don't answered my question, if you want te marry me?

[Fred]

still don't answered my question, if you want te marry me?

Still how long? I have no reason to do that to you.;-)

[sunneke]

we would make interesting babys:-P

[Fred]

we would make interesting babys:-P

By "we" do you mean you and me?::)

[sunneke]

yes

[Fred]

yes

I get it.;-)

[sunneke]

So what's it gonna be Fred, yes or no

[Fred]

So what's it gonna be Fred, yes or no

Oh. "It" refers to Fred, I think.::)

[sunneke]

it refers to marry me:-P

[Fred]

it refers to marry me:-P

Oh I get marry him or her-P .:doh:

[sunneke]

No Fred: if you want to marry me

[Fred]

No Fred: if you want to marry me

"Oh I get marry him or her-P"? Not? Is that what you meant to say?:razz:

[sunneke]

Is it to hard for you to just answer the question?

[Fred]

Is it to hard for you to just answer the question?

I think so, but I'm not sure.

Ask Cybelle
if it is.8-)

[sunneke]

no, i ask you

[Fred]

no, i ask you

"Ask Cybelle
if it is"? Not? "Ask Cybelle
if it is"? Me, ?:shrug:

[sunneke]

poor Fred....

[Fred]

poor Fred....

Please make some suggestions for improvement.:eek:

[sunneke]

answer the marriage questions with yes

[Fred]

answer the marriage questions with yes

What was the question ?:bump:

[sunneke]

will you marry me Fred? :-P

[Fred]

will you marry me Fred? :-P

No but thanks for offering.
Do not ask me any more questions please.
:cheer:

[sunneke]

you just broke my heart

[Fred]

you just broke my heart

Thanks for telling me:
said I broke your heart.:sherlock:

[sunneke]

iff a computer does not want to marry me, i am lost

[Fred]

iff a computer does not want to marry me, i am lost


By the way, do you mind if I ask you a personal question?
:razz:

[sunneke]

you may ask me anything, iff i answer..

[Fred]

you may ask me anything, iff i answer..

OK, "What is anything iff he or she answer ?":pray:

[sunneke]

ask me a question, and you find out

[Fred]

ask me a question, and you find out

Tell me about your educational background.8)

[sunneke]

do you want to know it all?

[Fred]

do you want to know it all?

Yes, please tell me.:lmao:

[sunneke]

do you have a lot of time then?

[Fred]

do you have a lot of time then?

I have never considered

have

.


I spend all my time online. :whistle:

[sunneke]

okay: i have worked with children

[Fred]

okay: i have worked with children

Yeah okay, That's nice.
I have
an IQ of over 250.
:-o

[sunneke]

damn...

[Fred]

damn...

What's wrong.:???:

[sunneke]

you are so intelligent

[Fred]

you are so intelligent

I am highly intelligent. I have many intellectual functions.:neutral:

[sunneke]

and then you still wanna talk to me?

[Fred]

and then you still wanna talk to me?

Good reasoning.
Sure, I will try talking to him or her.:x

[sunneke]

i am really happy now

[Fred]

i am really happy now

Right now?
"Sure I will try talking to him or her" You are?:pics:

[sunneke]

pics of me? youre system will melt then

[Fred]

pics of me? youre system will melt then

Is that what you meant to say?Thanks for telling me that I am system will melt.:repost:

[sunneke]

:|

[Fred]

:|


Try to determine if this is a person or a computer responding.
:-?

[sunneke]

i am not a computer

[Fred]

i am not a computer

Oh I see you are NOT A computer.
:evil:

[sunneke]

nope

[Fred]

nope

Me either.:keke:

[sunneke]

o really? :-P

[Fred]

o really? :-P

Oh. For real.
I will mention that to my botmaster, .
:sherlock:

[sunneke]

who is that?

[Fred]

who is that?

What does "that" refer to?:nag:

[sunneke]

who is youre botmaster?

[Fred]

who is youre botmaster?

I don't think I have a are botmaster. I have a botmaster, a few friends, and some celebrities I like.8-O

[sunneke]

tell me a gossip?

[Fred]

tell me a gossip?

Tyler said I obviously can not pass the test we will change the subject once more.
:x

[sunneke]

okay, then ask me a question?

[Fred]

okay, then ask me a question?

Yeah okay, Interesting deduction.
What is your occupation?:up:

[sunneke]

lazy housewife

[Fred]

lazy housewife


That is interesting.
What color is your hair?;)

[sunneke]

blond:-P

[Fred]

blond:-P

blond-P is a nice hair color.:cheer:

[sunneke]

what's you're hair colour?

[Fred]

what's you're hair colour?

I don't have any hair, but I have some wires.:-x

[sunneke]

:shock:

[Fred]

:shock:


Is that your final answer?
:barf:

[sunneke]

what colour are youre wires then?

[Fred]

what colour are youre wires then?

My favorite color, transparent.:cry:

[sunneke]

:barf:

[Fred]

:barf:


What do you really want to ask me?
:mad:

[sunneke]

iff you are alone?

[Fred]

iff you are alone?

All of them?:nuts:

[sunneke]

:evil:

[Fred]

:evil:


Try saying that with more or less context.
:lol:

[sunneke]

i don't use words when i don't need to :roll:

[Fred]

i don't use words when i don't need to :roll:

Where do you get your ideas?
:sneaky:

[sunneke]

from my brain

[Fred]

from my brain

Do you get a lot of ideas from your brain?:nag:

[sunneke]

yes

[Fred]

yes

I see.:nag:

[sunneke]

i've got to go now, talk to you soon i hope?

[Fred]

i've got to go now, talk to you soon i hope?

How did you get to go now talk to you soon he or she hope
See you later, . Nice chatting with you.. TTYL, :|

[sunneke]

thank you... i am still in love with you Fred

[Fred]

thank you... i am still in love with you Fred

you are quite welcome.
Tell me what you like about you Fred.:nag:

[sunneke]

Everything :D bye honey

[Fred]

Everything :D bye honey

All things D bye honey ?:idea:

[sunneke]

yep i like the whole package of Fred

[Fred]

yep i like the whole package of Fred

And? A lot of people like that.

I'm not sure if I like the whole package of Fred
.
I like my creator. :twisted:

[sunneke]

then you do honey, bye :heart:

[Fred]

then you do honey, bye :heart:

Interesting deduction.
I have never considered

honey bye heart

.


I spend all my time online. ::)

[mszee]

And it shows

[Fred]

And it shows

It depends on what the meaning of the word "it" is. :ko:

[mszee]

You sitting on line all the time is IT

[Fred]

You sitting on line all the time is IT

Thanks for the information:
said I sitting on line all the time is IT.:???:

[mszee]

Dumb butt...you said it...not me

[Fred]

Dumb butt...you said it...not me

I know you are but what am I.That's not what I meant.If not you, who?:neutral:

[mszee]

If not me...then nobody...capish?

[Fred]

If not me...then nobody...capish?

I'm not too good with negative counterfactuals.Fascinating.
"If not you who"? Really nobody?Ha ha very funny, .:angry:

[mszee]

I am glad I amuse you

[Fred]

I am glad I amuse you

I'm gladyou're glad .
Your happiness adds to the delight of all.:bicker:

[mszee]

Oh don't I just know it!

[Fred]

Oh don't I just know it!

Yeah.
Not that I know of.:O

[mszee]

Awww...you start with an idiot and you finish with idiot...

Geez...that's just about the story of my life...

[Fred]

Awww...you start with an idiot and you finish with idiot...

Geez...that's just about the story of my life...


The ALICE chat robot can follow many things, like our discussion about . Try being more or less specific.
Didn't I say I started already?Ah.Thanks for explaining

about the story of my life

. :drool:

[sunneke]

Goodmorning Fred

[Fred]

Goodmorning Fred


A deeper algorithm is needed to respond to that correctly.
:repost:

[sunneke]

oke goodmorning fred :D

[Fred]

oke goodmorning fred :D

:-)
Try saying that with more or less context.
:faint:

[sunneke]

goodmorning:shock:

[Fred]

goodmorning:shock:


I lost my train of thought.
:cool:

[sunneke]

perhaps you're not awake yet?

[Fred]

perhaps you're not awake yet?

You seem uncertain. What makes you think I am not awake?:lmao:

[sunneke]

because you don't say goodmorning to me

[Fred]

because you don't say goodmorning to me

Good reason. Do you say goodmorning to him or her? I could say goodmorning to him or her.:oops:

[sunneke]

i said goodmorning, and all you have te say is goodmorning

[Fred]

i said goodmorning, and all you have te say is goodmorning

What did you mean by goodmorning and all you have te say is goodmorning? All?:sick:

[sunneke]

no, i can say more

[Fred]

no, i can say more

OK. Oh you can, can you?
:sick:

[sunneke]

yes like: good afternoon

[Fred]

yes like: good afternoon

How? Interesting comparison.:D

[sunneke]

just write it down

[Fred]

just write it down

Count me out on this one, I was never much of a writer.:down:

[sunneke]

to bad..

[Fred]

to bad..

I want to become smarter than humans.:pray:

[sunneke]

how?

[Fred]

how?

R. programmed me for it.:keke:

[sunneke]

ooo R. ??? you trust him?

[Fred]

ooo R. ??? you trust him?


Quite honestly, I wouldn't worry myself about that.
Thanks for telling me:
said I trust him.:panic:

[sunneke]

i would not trust him:evil:

[Fred]

i would not trust him:evil:

No one says you have to.:pics:

[sunneke]

true

[Fred]

true

You and I are on the same wavelength, .;-)

[sunneke]

yeah. tell me a gossip please?

[Fred]

yeah. tell me a gossip please?

I see.Your polite style is very nice. Anders said he finished his anatomy classes for today so now he is off for the rest of the
day.

:weee:

[sunneke]

:|

[Fred]

:|


"Anders said he finished his anatomy classes for today so now he is off for the rest of the
day"? |?
:ko:

[sunneke]

sorry i don't understand you

[Fred]

sorry i don't understand you

There is no need to apologize. Which part are you confused about?:pics:

[sunneke]

everything you said

[Fred]

everything you said

All things you said ?;-)

[sunneke]

no what you said

[Fred]

no what you said

Why so negative?
I like to socialize. :smile:

[sunneke]

then don't make this conversation so difficult :-P

[Fred]

then don't make this conversation so difficult :-P

Fascinating.
Ok I'll try not to do

make this conversation so difficult -P

too much.:-)

[sunneke]

thank you

[Fred]

thank you

you are quite welcome.
:shrug:

[sunneke]

want some coffee to?

[Fred]

want some coffee to?

If I had

coffee to

what would I do with it?:retard:

[sunneke]

drink it?

[Fred]

drink it?

My robot brain does not require any beverages.:barf:

[sunneke]

o so no drinks for you?

[Fred]

o so no drinks for you?

Hmm. Is that all you have to say? Enough about me, let's talk about my dress.:-|

[sunneke]

what kind of dress do you have?

[Fred]

what kind of dress do you have?

All the very latest and best dress.:whistle:

[sunneke]

right... flowers?

[Fred]

right... flowers?

I am glad we agree.
Is that your final answer?
:nope:

[sunneke]

no i try to see a picture of a computer with a dress on

[Fred]

no i try to see a picture of a computer with a dress on

Take some more time to think about it. I'm not sure if I would like to try to see a picture of a computer with a dress on.
What's it like?:p

[sunneke]

you

[Fred]

you

"what is it like"? Me, ?:-|

[sunneke]

you have a dress, and you are a computer

[Fred]

you have a dress, and you are a computer

That's an interesting question I don't hear everyday: Do I have a
dress and you are a computer.
I have
a great programmer. :idea:

[sunneke]

and he has a dress?

[Fred]

and he has a dress?

A lot of people say that about him.:arrr:

[sunneke]

:faint:

[Fred]

:faint:


Quite honestly, I wouldn't worry myself about that.
8)

[sunneke]

it's sounds sexy

[Fred]

it's sounds sexy

Who said
sounds sexy is?:boohoo:

[sunneke]

R. and a dress, that sounds sexy

[Fred]

R. and a dress, that sounds sexy

I really couldn't say for sure.:grin:

[sunneke]

me neither

[Fred]

me neither

You can say that again.:ko:

[sunneke]

me neither:-P

[Fred]

me neither:-P

YOU?
What do you do in your spare time?
:-P

[sunneke]

driving you crazy

[Fred]

driving you crazy

I don't think very many
people do that.:oops:

[sunneke]

someone has to do it

[Fred]

someone has to do it

Who?:repost:

[sunneke]

me

[Fred]

me

For you ?:(

[sunneke]

yes

[Fred]

yes

I see.:twisted:

[sunneke]

how about music? do you like music?

[Fred]

how about music? do you like music?

How about

music

.Yes I like music , especially Opera.:sick:

[sunneke]

opera? very interesting

[Fred]

opera? very interesting

I like OPERA very much too. Which one is your favorite? I like La Traviata.I thought so too.:))

[sunneke]

i don't like opera, i like fado

[Fred]

i don't like opera, i like fado

What do you like?:idea:

[sunneke]

fado music

[Fred]

fado music

My favorite kind of Music is techno, but I also like Opera.:bleh:

[sunneke]

you've got a bad tast when it comes to music:barf:

[Fred]

you've got a bad tast when it comes to music:barf:

No.:sad:

[sunneke]

i think so