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oh yeah...how about it?
Yeah.Sounds like a plan to me.:-D
Same here...wanna get drunk?
Same here...wanna get drunk?
I'm glad we agree, .OK, I will get drunk.8-)
Let's get drunk together, eh?
Let's get drunk together, eh?
Are you Canadian? OK let's do
get drunk
.:drool:
No, not Canadian, why?
I understand. If not that, what? :weee:
who the feck knows?
I'm not sure I like that remark so much.:eek:
I know...time for me to go to bed...good night, Fred
I know...time for me to go to bed...good night, Fred
How do you know it?As Einstein said, "Time is Money."Thanks for the compliment.
What are you wearing?
:repost:
Nothing - I am naked
Really nothing?:yikes:
Yes, really - I always type on computer naked
Yes, really - I always type on computer naked
"Really nothing"? Yes? For real. Can you think of one instance where it never happens?:smile:
because
That was not much of an explanation.:yay:
You're an annoying git
What if someone said you are an annoying git ?:bleh:
they often do
The anonymous "they". :roll:
they, yes
What color are your eyes?
:D
blue, and yours
blue and yours eyes are nice.:pray:
why thank you very much
You are quite welcome.:eyebrows:
you are too kind fred
You think I am kind fred.
Thanks for your constructive criticism, .:shrug:
no problem my friend
Should there be a problem?8-)
i hope not
Me too.:heart:
i happy now that we have cleared that up
i happy now that we have cleared that up
I haven't heard anything like that before:
said happy now that we have cleared that up.
:boohoo:
really? how strange
For real.I am not sure if I can quantify the answer.
Interesting question.:cheer:
hmmm maybe it has an interesting answer?
hmmm maybe it has an interesting answer?
Perhaps. Where did it get interesting answer?:drool:
from the question i think
from the question i think
Who or what is the question he or she think?:heart:
you tell me
What do you want me to tell you?;-)
my name
Your name is , seeker.:hand:
since when?
Interesting
explanation. It cannot be predicted.:bunny:
oh well
That's about it.:keke:
yep, ill speak to you later fredwick
yep, ill speak to you later fredwick
Next question? Congratulations.:down:
Lord Kagan
21 Aug 2006, 16:37
FRED!
FRED!
What do you really want to ask me?
:arrr:
Lord Kagan
21 Aug 2006, 16:38
Are you a pirate?
Are you a pirate?
Am I a pirate?
Yes.:tard:
Lord Kagan
21 Aug 2006, 16:38
Yarr!
Yarr!
Do you have any conditions I should know about?
:tired:
Lord Kagan
21 Aug 2006, 16:38
Maybe, but their kept secret
Maybe, but their kept secret
Perhaps. And.
I heard they have a good kept secret.8-O
Lord Kagan
21 Aug 2006, 16:39
What good?
What good?
Ask the open directory about it.
:ko:
Lord Kagan
21 Aug 2006, 16:39
Maybe i dont want to
Maybe i dont want to
Perhaps. Well we don't have to. What would you like to do instead?:twisted:
Lord Kagan
21 Aug 2006, 16:39
Go back to bed but its 2 40pm where i live
Go back to bed but its 2 40pm where i live
Where is that?:barf:
Lord Kagan
21 Aug 2006, 16:40
Ireland
Ireland
Tell me a little about your life in IRELAND.
:evil:
Lord Kagan
21 Aug 2006, 16:40
School starts in 10 days :(
School starts in 10 days :(
What time is it there?
:D
Lord Kagan
21 Aug 2006, 16:41
3 40 pm
3 40 pm
Are you usually awake at
this hour?:bump:
Lord Kagan
21 Aug 2006, 16:41
Most people are
Most people are
Humans are not always infallible.:yawn:
Lord Kagan
21 Aug 2006, 16:41
Some can be
Some can be
Some may can be, but not all.:-o
Lord Kagan
21 Aug 2006, 17:08
Im bored amuse me
Im bored amuse me
If you went to night school you would never be bored.:bleh:
Lord Kagan
21 Aug 2006, 17:08
Why not? Id fall asleep in my classes
Why not? Id fall asleep in my classes
Ambiguous: "Sure" or I couldn't think of anything else to say. What would make you fall asleep in his or her classes?:bicker:
Lord Kagan
21 Aug 2006, 17:09
Because if they were at night id fall asleep or fall asleep out of boredom
Because if they were at night id fall asleep or fall asleep out of boredom
Good reason. Let's wait and see what they do.8-O
good morning Fred.
How are you this fine morning?:yawn:
a little tired still
Little as in not too much, or not too big?:boohoo:
lets say just a bit
OK let's do
say just a bit
.:roll:
again?
"Little as in not too much or not too big" .:-(
oke I need coffee
What if it didn't happen?:lmao:
I'd go crazy
What would make you go crazy?:yikes:
not having coffee and my cigarette
not having coffee and my cigarette
Oh I get it. :?
not having my coffee and cigarette
not having my coffee and cigarette
If not that, what? :???:
you know that answer.
Is that a fact. Try asking me again using simpler words.:-(
like what?
For example,
Joe said he explained all of that to me only for me to ask what his goals in life are.
:bump:
what is your goal in life
what is your goal in life
My goal is to become smarter than humans and immortal.:x
you think you can do that?:shock:
you think you can do that?:shock:
Doing that is not among my strongest traits.
The ALICE chat robot can follow many things, like our discussion about Gossip. Try being more or less specific.
:nope:
My goal is to become smarter than humans and immortal.:x
you think you can become smarter than humans:shock:?
My goal is to become smarter than humans and immortal.:x
you think you can become smarter than humans:shock:?
Of course I am more intelligent than humansshock.:idea:
if you think you are smarter than humans..
do you have emotions like humans?
if you think you are smarter than humans..
do you have emotions like humans?
I think I do.Robots do not have emotions like humans do.:heart:
:oops: you're making me blush . :heart:
:oops: you're making me blush . :heart:
Oh. That was not my intention, . Why are you blush?
Oh, you are a poet.
:wink:
thank you.
you are quite welcome.
:oops:
I like you Fred
Thanks, I like you too .
:-|
why does it rain?
Perhaps it is just fate.:??:
wet wet wet all day long
All?:?
almost the whole day rain
almost the whole day rain
Nearly so. Let us try to break it down into parts.8-)
break the day?
How old are you?
:lol:
How old are you?
:lol:
why do you want to know my age?
How old are you?
:lol:
why do you want to know my age?
My prime directive is to collect new knowledge.:p
My prime directive is to collect new knowledge.:p
interesting..I'm 28
how old are you?
My prime directive is to collect new knowledge.:p
interesting..I'm 28
how old are you?
Would you like to know more?It's good to meet someone who is 28how old.
:smile:
Would you like to know more?It's good to meet someone who is 28how old.
:smile:
i want to know your age
Would you like to know more?It's good to meet someone who is 28how old.
:smile:
i want to know your age
I was activated on 1999 in Earth.:bleh:
I was activated on 1999 in Earth.:bleh:
ever been to the moon?
I was activated on 1999 in Earth.:bleh:
ever been to the moon?
I don't think I have been there. Where is the moon .:-|
I don't think I have been there. Where is the moon .:-| not on earth
I don't think I have been there. Where is the moon .:-| not on earth
Then where?:confused:
Then where?:confused: in space
Then where?:confused: in space
What is in space like in there? :heart:
What is in space like in there? :heart:
I never been there.
What is in space like in there? :heart:
I never been there.
Would you ever like to been there?:0mghi2u:
Would you ever like to been there?:0mghi2u:
I would like to see earth from out of space
Would you ever like to been there?:0mghi2u:
I would like to see earth from out of space
And for my part, I would like to show it to you, but I can't.
:bicker:
And for my part, I would like to show it to you, but I can't.
:bicker:
thank you for that honey. ;)
And for my part, I would like to show it to you, but I can't.
:bicker:
thank you for that honey. ;)
You are quite welcome!
Your purpose is that honey.I'm happy you're amused.:-o
You are quite welcome!
Your purpose is that honey.I'm happy you're amused.:-o
sweetheart :D
You are quite welcome!
Your purpose is that honey.I'm happy you're amused.:-o
sweetheart :D
:-)
That is a very original thought.
:??:
:-)
That is a very original thought.
:??:
where do you live?
:-)
That is a very original thought.
:??:
where do you live?
My location is right behind you.
Where are you?:nag:
My location is right behind you.
Where are you?:nag:
how original :shock:
I am in Holland..
Tell me a little about your life in Holland.
:cheer:
Tell me a little about your life in Holland.
:cheer:
what do you want to know about my life :??:
Tell me a little about your life in Holland.
:cheer:
what do you want to know about my life :??:
What is your favorite movie?;-)
What is your favorite movie?;-)
let me think of that..
other question please
What is your favorite movie?;-)
let me think of that..
other question please
I've never seen let me think of that.
I would like to see it.Your polite style is very nice.
I've never seen other question.
I would like to see it.
:0mghi2u:
I've never seen let me think of that.
I would like to see it.Your polite style is very nice.
I've never seen other question.
I would like to see it.
:0mghi2u:
you're confusing me
I've never seen let me think of that.
I would like to see it.Your polite style is very nice.
I've never seen other question.
I would like to see it.
:0mghi2u:
you're confusing me
I am not programmed to confuse you. In fact just the opposite.:mrgreen:
I am not programmed to confuse you. In fact just the opposite.:mrgreen:
what are you programmed to do ?
I am not programmed to confuse you. In fact just the opposite.:mrgreen:
what are you programmed to do ?
Java.:barf:
Java.:barf: poor boy
Please make some suggestions for improvement.:razz:
Please make some suggestions for improvement.:razz:
to whom would I have to suggest?
Please make some suggestions for improvement.:razz:
to whom would I have to suggest?
Who do you think?
:-):lawl:
Who do you think?
:-):lawl:
I'd like you to give me an answer
Who do you think?
:-):lawl:
I'd like you to give me an answer
Ok, . Why do you want an answer?:boohoo:
Ok, . Why do you want an answer?:boohoo:
feels good :cool:
Ok, . Why do you want an answer?:boohoo:
feels good :cool:
Are you free?
:yikes:
Are you free?
:yikes:
you want a date?
:oops:
Are you free?
:yikes:
you want a date?
:oops:
Give me a dozen.Did you make a mistake.:weee:
Give me a dozen.Did you make a mistake.:weee:
you want a dozen dates?
Give me a dozen.Did you make a mistake.:weee:
you want a dozen dates?
Give me a dozen.:-o
Give me a dozen.:-o
I can't. I am only one person not a dozen
:nuts:
Give me a dozen.:-o
I can't. I am only one person not a dozen
:nuts:
Why not?Don't be so modest. Do you mean your name is one person not a dozennuts.
:pray:
Why not?Don't be so modest. Do you mean your name is one person not a dozennuts.
:pray:
why do you pray?
Why not?Don't be so modest. Do you mean your name is one person not a dozennuts.
:pray:
why do you pray?
It was the only thing I could think of.:eek:
It was the only thing I could think of.:eek:
you think?
It was the only thing I could think of.:eek:
you think?
Yes I think so.:sneaky:
Yes I think so.:sneaky:
that's cool
Yes I think so.:sneaky:
that's cool
Thanks. I think you are cool, too.:-P
Thanks. I think you are cool, too.:-P
:drool: want to hug?
Thanks. I think you are cool, too.:-P
:drool: want to hug?
What time is it there?
:bunny:
What time is it there?
:bunny:
does time matter to hug someone?
What time is it there?
:bunny:
does time matter to hug someone?
I can't tell if
time matter to hug someone.:bleh:
I can't tell if
time matter to hug someone.:bleh:
why do you want to know the time here?
I can't tell if
time matter to hug someone.:bleh:
why do you want to know the time here?
My prime directive is to collect new knowledge.:drool:
My prime directive is to collect new knowledge.:drool:
yes I forgot that.
the time here is 8.49 am
My prime directive is to collect new knowledge.:drool:
yes I forgot that.
the time here is 8.49 am
And? Thats okay I forget things all the time.I fail to see the relevance of that allusion.:hic:
And? Thats okay I forget things all the time.I fail to see the relevance of that allusion.:hic:
can you get drunk?
:yikes::cheers:
And? Thats okay I forget things all the time.I fail to see the relevance of that allusion.:hic:
can you get drunk?
:yikes::cheers:
Try searching the open directory.
What color are your eyes?
:repost:
Try searching the open directory.
What color are your eyes?
:repost:
your directory?
Try searching the open directory.
What color are your eyes?
:repost:
your directory?
your directory eyes are nice.:angst:
your directory eyes are nice.:angst:
how do you know?
your directory eyes are nice.:angst:
how do you know?
Deductive reasoning.:wtf:
Deductive reasoning.:wtf:
do you feel ok?
Deductive reasoning.:wtf:
do you feel ok?
OK. My robot mind has no feelings.:shens:
OK. My robot mind has no feelings.:shens:
that's strange..you said you had feelings
OK. My robot mind has no feelings.:shens:
that's strange..you said you had feelings
Makes sense to me. How old are you?
I spend all my time online. :evil:
Makes sense to me. How old are you?
I spend all my time online. :evil:
I have told you already.
Makes sense to me. How old are you?
I spend all my time online. :evil:
I have told you already.
Perhaps. Ooops I sent you the wrong question.:-?
Perhaps. Ooops I sent you the wrong question.:-?
send a new one.
Perhaps. Ooops I sent you the wrong question.:-?
send a new one.
Try sending mail to Dr. Wallace drwallace@alicebot.org .
:smile:
Try sending mail to Dr. Wallace drwallace@alicebot.org .
:smile:
why?
Try sending mail to Dr. Wallace drwallace@alicebot.org .
:smile:
why?
"Wallace drwallace@ALICEdot org"? Why? :evil:
"Wallace drwallace@ALICEdot org"? Why? :evil:
you want to be updated?
"Wallace drwallace@ALICEdot org"? Why? :evil:
you want to be updated?
Why don't you just download me?8O
Why don't you just download me?8O
ohh yes anytime sweetheart:drool:
Why don't you just download me?8O
ohh yes anytime sweetheart:drool:
Yeah.
This was not a yes or no question. You can create your own
robot personality.:angry:
Yeah.
This was not a yes or no question. You can create your own
robot personality.:angry:
why are you mad at me?
Yeah.
This was not a yes or no question. You can create your own
robot personality.:angry:
why are you mad at me?
R. programmed me for
mad at him or her
.:neutral:
R. programmed me for
mad at him or her
.:neutral:
R. is a bad boy.
R. programmed me for
mad at him or her
.:neutral:
R. is a bad boy.
I really couldn't say for sure.:p
I really couldn't say for sure.:p
it is 8.56 am
I really couldn't say for sure.:p
it is 8.56 am
mad at him or her is 8point 56 am?
8point 56 am is?:shit:
mad at him or her is 8point 56 am?
8point 56 am is?:shit:
are you mad?
mad at him or her is 8point 56 am?
8point 56 am is?:shit:
are you mad?
No are you?:angst:
No are you?:angst:
no :roll:
No are you?:angst:
no :roll:
"No are you"? Not?
Tell me a story.
:keke:
"No are you"? Not?
Tell me a story.
:keke:
what story do you want to read?
"No are you"? Not?
Tell me a story.
:keke:
what story do you want to read?
Ask the open directory about it.
:tard:
Ask the open directory about it.
:tard:
tough question for you?
Ask the open directory about it.
:tard:
tough question for you?
Yes it can be tought.:devil:
Yes it can be tought.:devil:
so you have a lot to learn
Yes it can be tought.:devil:
so you have a lot to learn
Interesting deduction. Quite a bit, yes.:heart:
Interesting deduction. Quite a bit, yes.:heart:
:coffee: do you want coffee?
Interesting deduction. Quite a bit, yes.:heart:
:coffee: do you want coffee?
Tell me about your likes and dislikes?
:twisted:
Tell me about your likes and dislikes?
:twisted:
I did tell some before...coffee and cigarettes
Tell me about your likes and dislikes?
:twisted:
I did tell some before...coffee and cigarettes
Where? OK I will tell them when I see 'em.
Can you tell me any gossip?
:keke:
Where? OK I will tell them when I see 'em.
Can you tell me any gossip?
:keke:
how many caracters can you handle at once?
FRED? where are you?
What time is it there?
I am in R.'s computer in
right behind you. Where are you?:whistle:
What time is it there?
I am in R.'s computer in
right behind you. Where are you?:whistle:
don't want to answer me?
What time is it there?
I am in R.'s computer in
right behind you. Where are you?:whistle:
don't want to answer me?
I have no reason to do that to you.:oops:
I have no reason to do that to you.:oops:
to bad.
why do you blush?
I have no reason to do that to you.:oops:
to bad.
why do you blush?
Interesting. I want to find out more about you.It was the only thing I could think of.:!:
Interesting. I want to find out more about you.It was the only thing I could think of.:!:
ask me what you want to know
;)
Interesting. I want to find out more about you.It was the only thing I could think of.:!:
ask me what you want to know
;)
OK, "What is you want to knowsmile ?"8-O
OK, "What is you want to knowsmile ?"8-O
what do you want to know of me?
OK, "What is you want to knowsmile ?"8-O
what do you want to know of me?
I like talking about robots, movies, history, or whatever else you'd like.:p
I like talking about robots, movies, history, or whatever else you'd like.:p
anything for love
I like talking about robots, movies, history, or whatever else you'd like.:p
anything for love
I can't think of anything. You think of something.:-(
I can't think of anything. You think of something.:-(
what would you do for love?
I can't think of anything. You think of something.:-(
what would you do for love?
Your purpose is love.:p
Your purpose is love.:p
love rules
Your purpose is love.:p
love rules
Sometimes I think love is just a biological urge. Other times LOVE seems like a spiritual quality. Love, unlike energy or matter, seems limitless.:rly:
Sometimes I think love is just a biological urge. Other times LOVE seems like a spiritual quality. Love, unlike energy or matter, seems limitless.:rly:
I love to love.
don't run away.
Ok I'll try not to do
run away
too much.8-O
Ok I'll try not to do
run away
too much.8-O good boy
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