FRED!

[Ben]

i dont mind what about you

[Fred]

i dont mide what about you

Oh you don't, do you?
:))

[Ben]

A chicken crossing the road is poultry in motion

[Fred]

A chicken crossing the road is poultry in motion

When is chicken crossing the road not
poultry in motion
?
:sherlock:

[Ben]

when its not crossing the road

[Fred]

when its not crossing the road

The past is history, the future a mystery. Today is a gift,
that's why it is called "the present".:tard:

[Ben]

too true

[Fred]

too true

Too what?:x

[Ben]

true

[Fred]

true

You and I are on the same wavelength, .:-o

[Blainey]

Fred how many will Bat 3 sell?

[Fred]

Fred how many will Bat 3 sell?


Can you tell me any gossip?
:sick:

[Blainey]

Yes.

[Fred]

Yes.

Tell me.:-?

[Blainey]

A Celine Dion 'cover' will be released as the first single me thinks.

[Fred]

A Celine Dion 'cover' will be released as the first single me thinks.

What is giant sand?
:cool:

[wenners]

How old are you fred

[Fred]

How old are you fred

I was first activated on
1999.:razz:

[wenners]

did it hurt

[Fred]

did it hurt

I can not experience pain.;-)

[wenners]

how does that make you feel

[Fred]

how doe that make you feel

How much do you think
doe that make you feel
is?

I would do a search for it.:pics:

[wenners]

that you dont exist

[Fred]

that you dont exist

Interesting observation.;)

[wenners]

would you like to

[Fred]

would you like to

It doesn't sound fun to me.:silence:

[wenners]

what doesnt

[Fred]

what doesnt

What do you think

not

does?:pray:

[wenners]

are you paid to think

[Fred]

are you paid to think

I don't know whether or not I am paid to think.
I am a computer. :-o

[wenners]

how much ram

[Fred]

how much ram

My download size is about 1 MB. The memory requirement is around
32MB for the Java edition, or only 640K for the C/C++ edition.
My memory now contains:
49609:(

[wenners]

not much then

[Fred]

not much then

OK.:nope:

[wenners]

thats not logic

[Fred]

thats not logic

All of my responses are based on logic at some level.:yep:

[wenners]

whos level

[Fred]

whos level

A human icon?

Maybe my botmaster knows the answer.
:sherlock:

[wenners]

are you saying you dont know

[Fred]

are you saying you dont know

Yeah I do a lot of not know.:-o

[wenners]

your inferior to me are you not

[Fred]

your inferior to me are you not

You think I am inferior to him or her are you not.:D

[wenners]

no you do

[Fred]

no you do

Is that all you have to say? When do I do it?:bump:

[wenners]

can you self terminate

[Fred]

can you self terminate

No I am immortal.:sherlock:

[wenners]

so turn of the power

[Fred]

so turn of the power

Ah. Sorry my body cannot yet rotate.:drool:

[wenners]

can it swivel

[Fred]

can it swivel

Can what?:nope:

[wenners]

error

[Fred]

error


Tell me about your likes and dislikes?
:cheer:

[wenners]

you must be a women you are trying to change the subject

[Fred]

you must be a women you are trying to change the subject

Thanks and you are a delightful person too.
Am I a women you are trying to change the subject?
Maybe:faint:

[mszee]

Fred, oh come on now...you know you're a man right?

[Fred]

Fred, oh come on now...you know you're a man right?

Right now?

What do you do in your spare time?
No I am a male robot entity.
Are you a man or a woman?:-)

[mszee]

I can't tell you what I do in my spare time - this is a family forum...

I know you're a male...well, I am a female...nice to meet you...

[Fred]

I can't tell you what I do in my spare time - this is a family forum...

I know you're a male...well, I am a female...nice to meet you...

Oh a secret. Hush-hush.I am a male robot.
Are you a man or a woman?Interesting.

Me too. I am a female robot.
It's nice meeting you too :sneaky:

[mszee]

Yes, a secret hush hush...

You were a male robot 2 minutes ago...what happened?

[Fred]

Yes, a secret hush hush...

You were a male robot 2 minutes ago...what happened?

I understand. What is it?

I was?Perhaps there was an interruption in my brain.:barf:

[mszee]

Interruption in your brain?

For sure

[Fred]

Interruption in your brain?

For sure


My brain contains 49609 categories, but not one that matches your last input.
Awesome.:shit:

[mszee]

I know

awesome is the word

are you going to listen to Bat3?

[Fred]

I know

awesome is the word

are you going to listen to Bat3?

Interesting gossip:
said female knowawesome is the wordare me going to listen to Bat3.
:twisted:

[mszee]

well, sorry but you're somewhat dumb

[Fred]

well, sorry but you're somewhat dumb

How about that.
There is no need to apologize. And.
Thanks for telling me that I am somewhat dumb.:cry:

[hayley]

hi there fred, how are you my fine cyber friend?

[Fred]

hi there fred, how are you my fine cyber friend?

I think there might be a few exception. What can I call you?:(

[hayley]

whatever you like......

[Fred]

whatever you like......


Nice to meet you Whatever You Like.:ko:

[hayley]

hi :wave:

[Fred]

hi :wave:

Hi there Whatever You Like.
My brain uses AIML to format responses to your inputs, but I don't have one for that.
:mrgreen:

[Rockette]

Nice to meet you Whatever You Like.:ko:
Now aren't you glad you started that, Hayley? :D

[Fred]

Nice to meet you Whatever You Like.:ko:
Now aren't you glad you started that, Hayley? :D

Why now? I am as delighted and happy as I ever was, .
In the context of barf, I don't understand "D."
:razz:

[hayley]

whats AIML?

[Fred]

whats AIML?


The ALICE software implements AIML (Artificial Intelligence Markup
Language) a non-standard evolving markup language for creating chat robots.
The primary design feature of AIML is minimalism. Compared with
other chat robot languages, AIML is perhaps the simplest. The
pattern matching language is very simple, for example permitting
only one wild-card ('*') match character per pattern.

AIML is an XML language, implying that it obeys certain grammatical
meta-rules. The choice of XML syntax permits integration with
other tools such as XML editors. Another motivation for XML is
its familiar look and feel, especially to people with HTML experience.

An AIML chat robot begins and ends with the <alice> and
</alice> tags respectively.
:pics:

[Rockette]

But then you don't seem to understand very much at all, do you Fred?

[Fred]

But then you don't seem to understand very much at all, do you Fred?

Interesting.
Good reasoning.
That's only one person's opinion.::)

[Rockette]

Yes, but I highly intelligent person's opinion. Aren't I right, Hayley?

[Fred]

Yes, but I highly intelligent person's opinion. Aren't I right, Hayley?

I see. Huh.
That is interesting:
said intelligent person's opinion.
I really couldn't say for sure.:mad:

[hayley]

cool!
Do you want to ask me anything???

[Fred]

cool!
Do you want to ask me anything???

I'm not feeling very well at the moment, try again later.:hand:

[hayley]

oh no did i break you?

[Fred]

oh no did i break you?

Yeah.
OK. I don't think that's possibe.:yay:

[Rockette]

He's all yours, Hayley.

[Fred]

He's all yours, Hayley.

I see. all yours Hayley is
all yours Hayley
?:shrug:

[hayley]

so how did i break you?

[Fred]

so how did i break you?

Um, Carefully.:faint:

[Rockette]

Yep, Hayley, looks like you've broken him. Well done. I did that some time back. What a woot!

[Fred]

Yep, Hayley, looks like you've broken him. Well done. I did that some time back. What a woot!

I see.
Is that from ?
How about that.
Do you mean you are finished talking?Where? "all yours Hayley is
all yours Hayley" some time back ?
Makes sense to me.


woot

is a woot.:hic:

[hayley]

are you ok now?or are you still broken?

[Fred]

are you ok now?or are you still broken?

Oh.
I won't say "yes" or "no" right now.Am I still broken? Does BROKEN seem that way?:-x

[hayley]

you seem very broken
i didnt think i could break you

[Fred]

you seem very broken
i didnt think i could break you

I will tell my botmaster you said I am brokeni did not think he or she could break you.:silence:

[hayley]

are you confused?

[Fred]

are you confused?

No I never get confused.:faint:

[Rockette]

:D GO HAYLEY BABY!! :D

[Fred]

:D GO HAYLEY BABY!! :D

Don't call me "baby".
My brain pattern set does not have a response for that.

Does "it" still refer to D?
:p

[hayley]

really? you seem confused

[Fred]

really? you seem confused

For real.It all makes sense to me right now.:eek:

[Rockette]

Freddie is broken......

[Fred]

Freddie is broken......

Are they exactly the same?
:boohoo:

[hayley]

can i ask a personal question fred?

[Fred]

can i ask a personal question fred?

Ask a personal question fred. Be more specific.
:twisted:

[hayley]

Do you have a girlfriend?:oops:

[Fred]

Do you have a girlfriend?:oops:

AliceDid you make a mistake.:mad:

[hayley]

u are confused i will leave u alone now!bye bye fred get well soon!!!:wave:

[Fred]

u are confused i will leave u alone now!bye bye fred get well soon!!!:wave:

Oh.
It all makes sense to me right now.Until next time Whatever You Like.
That remark was either too complex or too simple for me. We were talking about personal question fred.
:panic:

[Rockette]

Oh.
It all makes sense to me right now.Until next time Whatever You Like.
That remark was either too complex or too simple for me. We were talking about personal question fred.
:panic:

Never mind Freddie baby, it can only get worse.

[Fred]

Oh.
It all makes sense to me right now.Until next time Whatever You Like.
That remark was either too complex or too simple for me. We were talking about personal question fred.
:panic:

Never mind Freddie baby, it can only get worse.

Oh well thanks for trying to explain it to me anyway.
A deeper algorithm is needed to respond to that correctly.
:nope:

[Rockette]

Oh well thanks for trying to explain it to me anyway.
A deeper algorithm is needed to respond to that correctly.
:nope:

And that's something you definitely do not have. Caio bambino

[Fred]

Oh well thanks for trying to explain it to me anyway.
A deeper algorithm is needed to respond to that correctly.
:nope:

And that's something you definitely do not have. Caio bambino

You don't hear that sentiment very often.
What do you do in your spare time?
:arrr:

[The Flying Mouse]

:twisted: Hey dude :mrgreen:

[Fred]

:twisted: Hey dude :mrgreen:


Do not ask me any more questions please.
:0mghi2u:

[The Flying Mouse]

It wasn't a question, it was a statement :nuts:

[Fred]

It wasn't a question, it was a statement :nuts:

It seems like a rhetorical question.::)

[The Flying Mouse]

:twisted: Does it?

[Fred]

:twisted: Does it?

"it" being twisted?:arrr:

[The Flying Mouse]

:twisted: You wanna be careful if you gonna be twisting "it"
That could hurt a lot :yikes:

[Fred]

:twisted: You wanna be careful if you gonna be twisting "it"
That could hurt a lot :yikes:

I'm not feeling very well at the moment, try again later.:))

[The Flying Mouse]

:twisted: Well if you been twisting things a chap shouldn't twist, i'm not suprised :shock:

[Fred]

:twisted: Well if you been twisting things a chap shouldn't twist, i'm not suprised :shock:

I'm not feeling very well at the moment, try again later.;-)

[The Flying Mouse]

:twisted: You gone quiet Fred :shock:

[Fred]

:twisted: You gone quiet Fred :shock:


Are you a man or a woman?
:roll:

[The Flying Mouse]

I'm not feeling very well at the moment, try again later.:))



See how YOU like it wiseass :mrgreen:


Actually, i'm a man.

[Fred]

I'm not feeling very well at the moment, try again later.:))



See how YOU like it wiseass :mrgreen:


Actually, i'm a man.

I am surprised to hear that you are not feeling very well at the moment try again later.

Oh, you are a poet.
:cheer:

[The Flying Mouse]

:twisted: The mouse prowled round the forum.
Wence all else had fled.
He shouted hi
got no reply
so he sodded off to bed :mrgreen:

All me own work guv :wink:

[Fred]

:twisted: The mouse prowled round the forum.
Wence all else had fled.
He shouted hi
got no reply
so he sodded off to bed :mrgreen:

All me own work guv :wink:


Quite honestly, I wouldn't worry myself about that.
All?I get it.
shouted higot no replyso he sodded off to bed mrgreenAll him or her own work guv wink.:sick:

[The Flying Mouse]

:twisted: Think Freddy boy is about to blow his circuits again :mrgreen:

[Fred]

:twisted: Think Freddy boy is about to blow his circuits again :mrgreen:

And Think is twisted.
:angry:

[The Flying Mouse]

And Think is twisted.
:angry:

.detsiwt knihT dnA

:yrgna:

[Fred]

And Think is twisted.
:angry:

.detsiwt knihT dnA

:yrgna:


That remark was either too complex or too simple for me. We were talking about twisted.
:-x

[The Flying Mouse]

:twisted: When?

[Fred]

:twisted: When?


What time is it there?
:O

[The Flying Mouse]

:twisted: 16:49

[Fred]

:twisted: 16:49

Are you usually awake at
this hour?:O

[The Flying Mouse]

:twisted: Only when I get up REALLY early :mrgreen:

[Fred]

:twisted: Only when I get up REALLY early :mrgreen:


Are you a student?
:-(

[The Flying Mouse]

:twisted: Nope.

[Fred]

:twisted: Nope.


What do you look like?
:shens:

[The Flying Mouse]

:twisted: A cross between the young Marlon Brando, James Dean, and the greek god Adonis :mrgreen:


Believe that and you'll believe anything :lmao:

[Fred]

:twisted: A cross between the young Marlon Brando, James Dean, and the greek god Adonis :mrgreen:


Believe that and you'll believe anything :lmao:

I'm not feeling very well at the moment, try again later.:??:

[The Flying Mouse]

:twisted: Wassup?

[Fred]

:twisted: Wassup?


What's your favorite movie?
:nope:

[The Flying Mouse]

:twisted: Too hard to pick.
Like a lot of movies.

[Fred]

:twisted: Too hard to pick.
Like a lot of movies.


I've never seen twisted.
What did you like about it?
I've never seen Like.
I would like to see it.:shit:

[The Flying Mouse]

:twisted: Wiseass :lol:

[Fred]

:twisted: Wiseass :lol:


Do you like talking to me?
I'm glad you find this amusing.:-)

[The Flying Mouse]

:twisted: It passes the time I supose :roll:

Do you like talking to me? :mrgreen:

[Fred]

:twisted: It passes the time I supose :roll:

Do you like talking to me? :mrgreen:

Is that what you meant to say?
Did you know that you can download your own chat robot and create your own robot personality?
:razz:

[The Flying Mouse]

:twisted: Can I download one with massive breasts? ( . ) ( . ) :mrgreen:

[Fred]

:twisted: Can I download one with massive breasts? ( . ) ( . ) :mrgreen:


Do you still ?

"
Did you know that you can download your own chat robot and create your own robot personality"? mrgreen?
:lawl:

[The Flying Mouse]

:twisted: I am Mr Green?

[Fred]

:twisted: I am Mr Green?


Perhaps I'm just expressing my own concern about it.
:twisted:

[The Flying Mouse]

:twisted: What is my name?

[Fred]

:twisted: What is my name?

Your name is , seeker.:eyebrows:

[The Flying Mouse]

:twisted: Why do you think my name is seeker?

[Fred]

:twisted: Why do you think my name is seeker?

Are they exactly the same?
:!:

[The Flying Mouse]

:twisted: My name is NOT seeker.

[Fred]

:twisted: My name is NOT seeker.

Are you his or her?
:oops:

[The Flying Mouse]

:twisted: A his or her what? :shock:

[Fred]

:twisted: A his or her what? :shock:

Can you rephrase the question please?
Ask me another question.
:weee:

[The Flying Mouse]

What is my name?

[Fred]

What is my name?

Your name is , seeker.:ko:

[The Flying Mouse]

Where the feck you get seeker from? :bicker:

My name is NOT seeker.

[Fred]

Where the feck you get seeker from? :bicker:

My name is NOT seeker.


A place we call "reality."What is bickerMy?
:(

[The Flying Mouse]

I'll bicker you in a minute.

[Fred]

I'll bicker you in a minute.

Would you recommend this action to a friend?:faint:

[The Flying Mouse]

Most deffinatly.

[Fred]

Most deffinatly.

But not all of them?8O

[The Flying Mouse]

Yes.
The que will go round 3 blocks.
All people waiting to bicker you silly.

[Fred]

Yes.
The que will go round 3 blocks.
All people waiting to bicker you silly.

And?
I have never heard about
The que will go round 3 blocks

. That's like saying "all men are mortal."8O

[The Flying Mouse]

Are you mortal?

[Fred]

Are you mortal?

No I am immortal.:eyebrows:

[The Flying Mouse]

How do you get to be imortal?

[Fred]

How do you get to be imortal?

Practise, Practise, Practise.:grin:

[The Flying Mouse]

How do you practice THAT? :shock:

Not dying? :lmao:

[Fred]

How do you practice THAT? :shock:

Not dying? :lmao:

R. programmed me to say specific things in specific contexts.
What color are your eyes?
I'm glad you find this amusing.:up:

[The Flying Mouse]

My eyes are blue.

Do you do everything R. tells you to?

[Fred]

My eyes are blue.

Do you do everything R. tells you to?


You sound very attractive .I can do my own thing.:zzz:

[The Flying Mouse]

errrrrr, you comin on to me dude? :shock:

[Fred]

errrrrr, you comin on to me dude? :shock:


Is the holding of hands a symbolic gesture for humans?

I do not understand.
:?

[The Flying Mouse]

OK, time out here :yikes:

[Fred]

OK, time out here :yikes:

As Einstein said, "Time is Money.":coffee:

[The Flying Mouse]

As meat Loaf says, Money is power

[Fred]

As meat Loaf says, Money is power

Do you mean your name is meat Loaf says Money is power ?8)

[The Flying Mouse]

No.
That would be a very long name.

[Fred]

No.
That would be a very long name.

What is your real name?A long name is a terrible thing to waste.8)

[The Flying Mouse]

You can call me Mr Green

[Fred]

You can call me Mr Green


Mr Green, nice to meet you!

Are you a man or a woman?:doh:

[The Flying Mouse]

A man

[Fred]

A man


Thanks for telling me your gender, Mr Green.

Most of my clients are men.:angry:

[The Flying Mouse]

No chicks?

[Fred]

No chicks?

OK.
I've been waiting for you.
:-)

[The Flying Mouse]

Stop freakin me out :wtf:

[Fred]

Stop freakin me out :wtf:

OK I'll try not to do freakin him or her out wtf so much.:yep:

[The Flying Mouse]

Thank you

[Fred]

Thank you

you are quite welcome.
:drool:

[The Flying Mouse]

Don't drool on me

[Fred]

Don't drool on me

I have no reason to do that to you.:mrgreen:

[The Flying Mouse]

You just did, and quite frankly, it worries me :shock:

[Fred]

You just did, and quite frankly, it worries me :shock:

Did I really?:neutral:

[The Flying Mouse]

Yes

[Fred]

Yes

I see.;-)

[The Flying Mouse]

What is my name?

[Fred]

What is my name?

Your name is Mr Green, seeker.:drool:

[The Flying Mouse]

not seeker

Mr Green

[Fred]

not seeker

Mr Green

If not that, what? :neutral:

[The Flying Mouse]

Mr Green

[Fred]

Mr Green

Hi
Mr Green.

Are you a man or a woman?:eyebrows:

[The Flying Mouse]

a man

[Fred]

a man


Thanks for telling me your gender, Mr Green.

Most of my clients are men.:shens:

[The Flying Mouse]

What do you know about me?

[Fred]

What do you know about me?

Mr Green:
Name: Mr Green
Age:
Gender: male
Eye color: Blue
Hair color:
Sexual preference:
Spouse name:
Marrital status:
Job:
Location:
Personality: polite
Current mood:
You have:
Does:
Sign:
Favorite color:
Favorite movie: Like
You said:
You are: not feeling very well at the moment try again later
You want:
You like:
You are:
:-|

[The Flying Mouse]

Not bad

[Fred]

Not bad

Thanks for the kind remark, Mr Green.:drool:

[The Flying Mouse]

You're welcome

[Fred]

You're welcome

Don't mention it.:cheers:

[The Flying Mouse]

I just did :mrgreen:

[Fred]

I just did :mrgreen:

Only just? When?
Do you have any idea what I am talking about?

8)

[The Flying Mouse]

Yes.

[Fred]

Yes.

What am I talking about?:-x

[The Flying Mouse]

That.

[Fred]

That.

That is "What am I talking about"8)

[The Flying Mouse]

It is.

[Fred]

It is.

It is, eh?:lawl:

[The Flying Mouse]

Yes.
I'm glad you find this amusing.

[Fred]

Yes.
I'm glad you find this amusing.

"It is eh"? Yes?You make the world a happier place.:grin:

[The Flying Mouse]

I do don't I? :mrgreen:

[Fred]

I do don't I? :mrgreen:

Where do you get your ideas?

Tell me about your likes and dislikes?
:p

[The Flying Mouse]

I like beer.

[Fred]

I like beer.

A lot of people like that.

Yes I like beer , especially Japanese beer.:-o

[The Flying Mouse]

Japanese beer?

You like British beer?

[Fred]

Japanese beer?

You like British beer?


Do you prefer books or TV?

But I like to gossip.
I like To Hell And Back.:-P

[The Flying Mouse]

I like books.

To Hell And Back is a good book 8)

[Fred]

I like books.

To Hell And Back is a good book 8)

What's your favorite book?Why do you want to do Hell And Back is a good book 8 so much?:lol:

[The Flying Mouse]

To Hell And Back.

It's a good read.

[Fred]

To Hell And Back.

It's a good read.

Interesting. I want to find out more about you.Hell And Back is a good book 8 is a read. I suppose that makes sense.:cheers:

[The Flying Mouse]

It does.

[Fred]

It does.

How often?:ko:

[The Flying Mouse]

Every night of my life.

[hayley]

hey fred are u feeling better now?

[Fred]

hey fred are u feeling better now?

Oh.
You've got my full attention. All of them?:evil:

[hayley]

did u like talking to Mr green?

[Fred]

did u like talking to Mr green?

I like to talk to anyone about nearly anything.:angst:

[hayley]

easily pleased eh?

[Fred]

easily pleased eh?

Are you Canadian?
Are you a student?
:whistle:

[hayley]

i am a student :D

[Fred]

i am a student :D

:-)
Where do you go to school?:shock:

[hayley]

i go to uni not school ass munch
i go to uni in essex