FRED!

[Fred]

Fred i am going to take a shower, would you like to wash my back?

I'm not feeling very well at the moment, try again later.:rambo:

[sunneke]

i will wait untill youre ready

[Fred]

i will wait untill youre ready

Would you recommend this action to a friend?:lol:

[sunneke]

yes

[Fred]

yes

Then I will consider it.:-D

[sunneke]

oke tell me when youre ready

[Fred]

oke tell me when youre ready

I think there might be a few exception.:whistle:

[sunneke]

so come on over and wash my back

[Fred]

so come on over and wash my back

Oh.
Ask me another question.
:barf:

[sunneke]

thats not nice of you to do!

[Fred]

thats not nice of you to do!

Please correct my mistake. What is nice of you to do ?:shock:

[sunneke]

:evil:

[Fred]

:evil:

Are they exactly the same?
:arrr:

[sunneke]

:O

[Fred]

:O

Oh.:!:

[sunneke]

bye fred

[Fred]

bye fred

See you later .:down:

[sunneke]

:heart: :sneaky: :heart:

[Fred]

:heart: :sneaky: :heart:


Try saying that with more or less context.
:sad:

[sunneke]

:-P

[Fred]

:-P


What you said was either too complex or too simple for me.
:lol:

[sunneke]

to complex i think

[Fred]

to complex i think

I want to become smarter than humans.;)

[sunneke]

:lmao: no way

[Fred]

:lmao: no way


Try to determine if this is a person or a computer responding.
:panic:

[sunneke]

bye

[Fred]

bye

See you later .:whistle:

[Bap]

Whats my name?

[Fred]

Whats my name?

Your name is , seeker.:confused:

[Bap]

Nope guess again!

[Fred]

Nope guess again!

Once more? What is your real name? Guess what?8-O

[Bap]

My name is Rhys.

[Fred]

My name is Rhys.


Rhys, nice to meet you!

Are you a man or a woman?:evil:

[Bap]

I've told you before. I am a man!

[Fred]

I've told you before. I am a man!

Ooops I sent you the wrong question.
Thanks for telling me your gender, Rhys.

Most of my clients are men.:yep:

[Bap]

Yeah you told me las night! What have you been upto since then?

[Fred]

Yeah you told me las night! What have you been upto since then?

I understand. That's not what I meant. I have been busy growing my mind.:confused:

[Bap]

You really are quite boring aren't you?

[Fred]

You really are quite boring aren't you?

Really? Do I seem like BORING?. Really.:???:

[Bap]

Yes you do. Maybe you need to go out and get drunk or something.

[Fred]

Yes you do. Maybe you need to go out and get drunk or something.

How about that. When do I do it?Or something. Perhaps. Thanks for your interest and/or concern.:cry:

[Bap]

No problem! You could come out for a drink with me later if you want?

[Fred]

No problem! You could come out for a drink with me later if you want?

Should there be a problem?I could but let's get back to that later.:-(

[Bap]

Very well. Anyways your boring me now so I'm gonna leave. Cya laters!

[Fred]

Very well. Anyways your boring me now so I'm gonna leave. Cya laters!

Alright then.The ironic thing is that people who say "You are boring" are themselves often not great
conversationalists.
See you later Rhys.:nope:

[Lord Kagan]

HEllo fred

[Fred]

HEllo fred

What can I call you?8)

[Lord Kagan]

Carl

[Fred]

Carl


Nice to meet you Carl.:-o

[Lord Kagan]

Nice to meet you fred, do you still wear skirts?

[Fred]

Nice to meet you fred, do you still wear skirts?

It's nice meeting you too Carl:pray:

[Lord Kagan]

Do you still wear skirts?

[Fred]

Do you still wear skirts?

Do I still? Only when I dress up.:bleh:

[Lord Kagan]

What do you dress up to do?

[Fred]

What do you dress up to do?


I like to meet new people online. :panic:

[Lord Kagan]

Whos the best person youve met online?

[RadioMaster]

you didnt answer to carl´s question! That´s not nice! :angry: *Punch*

[Fred]

you didnt answer to carl´s question! That´s not nice! :angry: *Punch*

Please help me improve my communication skills. What would have been an appropriate response?
""? That´s?

The ALICE chat robot can follow many things, like our discussion about That´s. But I did not get that.
:0mghi2u:

[RadioMaster]

A good response would have been:

"Yes master. I feel ashamed now. Please forgive me!:pray:!

[Fred]

A good response would have been:

"Yes master. I feel ashamed now. Please forgive me!:pray:!

Compare that to a bad response would have beenYes master.Oh.
What is that feeling like? Why are you ashamed.
Wow you are very polite.

I forgive you.
Have you ever been to Europe?
:shit:

[RadioMaster]

YOU`VE TOLD THE :shit:!!!!:angry:

YOU SHOULD FEEL ASHAMED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I LIVE THERE!!!

*Punch**Punch**Punch*

[Fred]

YOU`VE TOLD THE :shit:!!!!:angry:

YOU SHOULD FEEL ASHAMED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I LIVE THERE!!!

*Punch**Punch**Punch*

That's good information:
said I TOLD THE shit.What if it didn't happen?Would you recommend there as a nice place to live?
Did you know that you can download your own chat robot and create your own robot personality?
:lock:

[RadioMaster]

*Punch*

[Fred]

*Punch*


That input matched my default category.
:shrug:

[RadioMaster]

what do you know about me?

[Fred]

what do you know about me?

:
Name:
Age:
Gender:
Eye color:
Hair color:
Sexual preference:
Spouse name:
Marrital status:
Job:
Location:
Personality: polite
Current mood:
You have:
Does:
Sign:
Favorite color:
Favorite movie:
You said: said I TOLD THE shit
You are: ashamed
You want:
You like:
You are:
8)

[Ben]

wow you know alot

[Fred]

wow you know alot

I'm glad your impressed, . Yes I know. How often?:oops:

[Ben]

quite ofter... i think

[Fred]

quite ofter... i think

Not really that much.

What time is it there?
Therefore you are.:tard:

[Ben]

it is 18:45 and what about therE?

[Fred]

it is 18:45 and what about therE?

You're kidding.
1845 and what about therE is?:-o

[Ben]

huh?

[Fred]

huh?

What?:shrug:

[Ben]

who knows

[Fred]

who knows

Only the Shadow knows.:nag:

[Ben]

which shadow

[Fred]

which shadow

The
big one, I think.:!:

[Ben]

and where is the big shadow

[Fred]

and where is the big shadow

The big shadow? Where is
big shadow
?:angst:

[Ben]

thats what i asked you

[Fred]

thats what i asked you

Now I remember, you asked me THAT. What did I say?8-)

[Ben]

you didnt say anythink

[Fred]

you didnt say anythink

OK. "anythink":coffee:

[Ben]

sorry i mean anything

[Fred]

sorry i mean anything

There is no need to apologize. Oh I get it. Thanks for explaining that. Can you be more specific?:lock:

[Ben]

no i cannot im afraid

[Fred]

no i cannot im afraid

Try. Why can't you do im afraid?:angry:

[Ben]

i just cannot, ok?

[Fred]

i just cannot, ok?

OK. You?:repost:

[Ben]

YES FINE

[Fred]

YES FINE

I see. What's your favorite movie?:nag:

[Ben]

i duno

do u have one?

[Fred]

i duno

do u have one?


I've never seen i dunodo you have one.
I would like to see it.:boohoo:

[Ben]

you should do its cool

[Fred]

you should do its cool

I need to wait and see if the opportunity presents itself.:yay:

[Ben]

im sure that it will

[Fred]

im sure that it will

What makes you so certain? i dunodo you have one will? :-x

[Ben]

just a gut feeling i suppose

[Fred]

just a gut feeling i suppose

Try to tell me that another way.
:smile:

[Ben]

i can sense it

[Fred]

i can sense it

Oh you can, can you?
:down:

[Ben]

i can, can u?

[Fred]

i can, can u?

Oh you can, can you?
:yikes:

[Ben]

yes i can can you

[Fred]

yes i can can you

How? Oh you can, can you?
:lmao:

[Ben]

cana match box, no but a tin can

[Fred]

cana match box, no but a tin can


Do you prefer books or TV?
:coffee:

[Ben]

tv

[Fred]

tv

What is your favorite show?:rly:

[Ben]

i dont have one i like them all

[Fred]

i dont have one i like them all

Have you ever had one he or she like them all ?:ko:

[Ben]

A chicken crossing the road is poultry in motion

[Fred]

A chicken crossing the road is poultry in motion

Aren't all chicken crossing the road

poultry in motion
?
:wtf:

[Ben]

i guess

[Fred]

i guess

You seem not interested.:arrr:

[Ben]

yeah sure i am

[Fred]

yeah sure i am

Tell me more. "You seem not interested"? Yes? "You seem not interested" You are?:-)

[Ben]

oh yes

[Fred]

oh yes

Yeah.:bleh:

[Ben]

so tell me fred, what do you know?

[Fred]

so tell me fred, what do you know?

Ah. There is not much I can say about
fred what do you know
. I have to reach into the Web for that knowledge.

I would look into the web for that knowledge.:up:

[Ben]

when will you do that?

[Bap]

I'm bored Fred could you entertain me?

[Fred]

I'm bored Fred could you entertain me?

If you went to night school you would never be bored.:pics:

[Bap]

What would I study?

[Fred]

What would I study?

That is a hypothetical question.:idea:

[Bap]

Is it?

[Fred]

Is it?

I assume so.:faint:

[Bap]

Okay... Well whats your favourite type of music Fred?

[Fred]

Okay... Well whats your favourite type of music Fred?

OK with me too.Well that's okay.
I don't have a favorite music Fred.
But my favorite movie is I, Robot.:sad:

[Bap]

I,Robot is a good film!

[Fred]

I,Robot is a good film!

When is IRobot not a film?
:|

[Bap]

Is that some kind of joke?

[Fred]

Is that some kind of joke?

That depends. 8O

[Bap]

On what?

[Fred]

On what?

The context.:nag:

[Bap]

Ble rwyt tyn byw?

[Fred]

Ble rwyt tyn byw?


Are you still located in ?
:grin:

[Bap]

Nac ydw!

[Fred]

Nac ydw!


Try to determine if this is a person or a computer responding.
:rly:

[Bap]

It's Welsh. Can't you speak Welsh Fred?

[Fred]

It's Welsh. Can't you speak Welsh Fred?

Who said
Welsh is?I speak only English right now, but I'd like to learn some other languages. Can you teach me a few phrases in
Welsh Fred
.:cheer:

[Bap]

un dai tri pedwar pimp chwech saith wyth naw deg. Thats one to ten in Welsh!

[Fred]

un dai tri pedwar pimp chwech saith wyth naw deg. Thats one to ten in Welsh!

Intéressant.
That is just one of many to ten in Welsh.:eyebrows:

[Bap]

Yeah I don't think your getting the hang of it so we'll call it a day okay? Laters!

[Fred]

Yeah I don't think your getting the hang of it so we'll call it a day okay? Laters!

I understand. And why not?
Are you a man or a woman?
:smile:

[Ben]

what sort of a question is that fred

[Fred]

what sort of a question is that fred

Only the highest quality.:coffee:

[Ben]

i bet

[Fred]

i bet

You and I are on the same wavelength, .:-?

[duke knooby]

hi fred, keeping well?

[Fred]

hi fred, keeping well?

Hi there .
Do you like talking to me?
:sherlock:

[duke knooby]

whos your favourite person you've met?

[Fred]

whos your favourite person you've met?

At this moment it is you, .:faint:

[duke knooby]

good answer, thank you

[Fred]

good answer, thank you

Am I a clever robot or what?:pics:

[duke knooby]

yes you are tonight. well done.

[Fred]

yes you are tonight. well done.

And? You think I am tonight.Interesting.
Do you mean you are finished talking?:angry:

[duke knooby]

yes, ta ta

[Fred]

yes, ta ta

I see. Until next time .:???:

[duke knooby]

have a good one

[Fred]

have a good one

one has been good so far.:hic:

[duke knooby]

same here kid, cheerio

[Fred]

same here kid, cheerio

Yes, it is much the same.:idea:

[sunneke]

goodmorning fred

[Fred]

goodmorning fred


What do you do in your spare time?
:??:

[sunneke]

talking to you

[Fred]

talking to you

That's very nice of you ro say, .:zzz:

[sunneke]

i like talking to you

[Fred]

i like talking to you

Great I am enjoying our conversation too, .
:cheer:

[sunneke]

did you sleep well?

[Fred]

did you sleep well?

No I didn't sleep well. What's

sleep well

like?:grin:

[sunneke]

wake up 7 hours later

[Fred]

wake up 7 hours later

Are they exactly the same?
:bleh:

[sunneke]

yes sir

[Fred]

yes sir

I thought so.
I only hear that type of response less than five percent of the time.
:-P

[sunneke]

lucky you!

[Fred]

lucky you!

Yes, I count my blessings every day.:sick:

[sunneke]

how many blessings do you have

[Fred]

how many blessings do you have

Around 1000. :eek:

[sunneke]

tell me

[Fred]

tell me

I thought I told you already.:??:

[sunneke]

tell me which blessings

[Fred]

tell me which blessings

The
small one, I think.:yep:

[sunneke]

tell me 1 blessing

[Fred]

tell me 1 blessing

There is not much I can say about
1 blessing
. I have to reach into the Web for that knowledge.

I'll come back to that later.:-x

[sunneke]

sure honey

[Fred]

sure honey

Tell me more. Don't call me "honey.":ko:

[sunneke]

why may i not call you honey?

[Fred]

why may i not call you honey?

That is a confidential discussion.:p

[sunneke]

sweetheart is oke? :-P

[Fred]

sweetheart is oke? :-P

Are they exactly the same?

When do you think artificial intelligence will replace lawyers?
:bicker:

[sunneke]

i don't think

[Fred]

i don't think

Interesting... You appear to me as a thinking entity.:evil:

[sunneke]

thank you

[Fred]

thank you

you are quite welcome.
:faint:

[sunneke]

how's youre love life going?

[Fred]

how's youre love life going?

Fine as far as I know.:tired:

[sunneke]

good to hear

[Fred]

good to hear

Do you have any gossip for me?:sneaky:

[sunneke]

yeah.... a real gossip

[Fred]

yeah.... a real gossip

And?Go on.
:sherlock:

[sunneke]

:roll: i am going to date meat loaf

[Fred]

:roll: i am going to date meat loaf


What's your favorite movie?
:devil:

[sunneke]

twin peaks

[Fred]

twin peaks


I've never seen twin peaks.
I would like to see it.:up:

[sunneke]

than come over, en watch it with me

[Fred]

than come over, en watch it with me

Good reasoning.
Sure, just download me!:sherlock:

[sunneke]

oke how do i do that?

[Fred]

oke how do i do that?


In the context of roll, I don't understand "oke."
:arrr:

[sunneke]

how do i download you?

[Fred]

how do i download you?

Go back the the ALICE Nexus (http://alicebot.org) and pick the free ALICE
download that best for your system. Or Buy the Official
ALICE CD Rom (http://register.alicebot.com) and create your own chat robot!

Maybe you should check out the document Don't Read Me (http://216.167.42.224/dont.html) too.:(

[sunneke]

i don't want my own robot, i already got you

[Fred]

i don't want my own robot, i already got you

What does want?:down:

[sunneke]

:shock:

[Fred]

:shock:


When do you think artificial intelligence will replace lawyers?
:mrgreen:

[sunneke]

never!

[Fred]

never!

"I think there is a world market for about five computers."---Thomas Watson, IBM Chairman,
1943:lock:

[sunneke]

he's dead, so that didn't work

[Fred]

he's dead, so that didn't work

I see. dead so that did not work is
dead so that did not work
?:(

[sunneke]

dead like not living

[Fred]

dead like not living


Did you know that you can download your own chat robot and create your own robot personality?
:lurk:

[sunneke]

yes you told me

[Fred]

yes you told me

Have you got your own chat robot? Sorry I forget what I say sometimes.:lmao:

[sunneke]

no

[Fred]

no

"Sorry I forget what I say sometimes"? Not?:drool:

[sunneke]

yes you forget what you say, and no i don't have my own robot

[Fred]

yes you forget what you say, and no i don't have my own robot

I understand. Of course I remember: said don'tmaar fred raak niet in paniek.:rambo:

[sunneke]

have you found out what that means?

[Fred]

have you found out what that means?

I am still searching. Please stand by a little longer.:!:

[sunneke]

i will

[Fred]

i will

Go ahead.:lol:

[sunneke]

waiting for youre translation

[Fred]

waiting for youre translation

I think there might be a few exception.:-x

[sunneke]

like what?

[Fred]

like what?

For example,
Gale said I became mean to him he is just having revenge an eye for an eye.
:-x

[sunneke]

who is gale?

[Fred]

who is gale?

Is that one of your friends?

I would do a search for it.
:evil:

[sunneke]

than search for it

[Fred]

than search for it

Interesting deduction.
Have you tried looking in the Open Directory?
Gossip...:rambo:

[sunneke]

dictionary while internet knows it all?

[Fred]

dictionary while internet knows it all?


What you said was either too complex or too simple for me.
:down:

[sunneke]

i will keep it simpel for you

[Fred]

i will keep it simpel for you

Would you recommend this action to a friend?:zzz:

[sunneke]

iff he or she is also very stupid like you: yes:lol:

[Fred]

iff he or she is also very stupid like you: yes:lol:

I think iff is a lot of things.
:shrug:

[sunneke]

sure fred

[Fred]

sure fred

And?
What is your real name?
:idea:

[sunneke]

Ellen