Quotes of the day .... - Page 2

LucyK! · 08 May 2007, 18:26

Ohh how did I know the Malteser thing would end up on the forum!

This is something that I overheard a few weeks ago which I'm going to use to generalise teenagers from Hartlepool...

A girl I know was dyeing some fabric with various ratios of water to dye, and so she had to make the dyes and log the ratios used for each. So she recorded that she'd used one teaspoon of dye...and proceeded to find a tape measure to measure how much water she'd used

This is the same girl who is about to start a degree in Costume Design and Production and asked "What are cuffs?"

mszee · 08 May 2007, 18:37

Cuffs? Luce...did you just open yet another can of worms???

**RadioMaster** · 08 May 2007, 18:44

whats in this juice?
Oh, some exotic fruits, plums and stuff.

Hypnobabe · 11 May 2007, 23:32

According to the weather report on my local news just now, we're going to have scatty showers tomorrow

Hypnobabe · 29 May 2007, 13:07

A bit late, I know, but from the walk to Wembley on May 23rd...

Me: Who's that?

Someone else who may have been Samcat (apologies if it wasn't!!!): That's Bap, but you many not recognise him as he isn't dressed as a daffodil.

**RadioMaster** · 29 May 2007, 13:11

~~~~~~ off you ~~~~~~~, ~~~~~~ off

SamCat · 29 May 2007, 20:28

Hangs head in shame yes that was me!! I've never met such a lovely person but every time i looked at him i saw a dafffodil!!

**RadioMaster** · 29 May 2007, 20:41

ok, heres another one:

Me to Jonty about frilled shirts:

"I wear them because it looks cool, not to attract gay people.....like you"

that comment went a different direction than I expected.

duke knooby · 29 May 2007, 22:47

^^^^^^^^^
he made that up completely... probably dreamt it

heat · 29 May 2007, 23:11

Quote of the day...

'It's not you... it's me'

SamCat · 29 May 2007, 23:12

Oh thats a classic line!!

samurai7 · 29 May 2007, 23:35

me, after some card tricks by our very own Flying Mouse:

"Now if only you could sing you'd be an all-round entertainer!"

**RadioMaster** · 29 May 2007, 23:37

Quote:

Originally Posted by Son Of Meat Loaf

me, after some card tricks by our very own Flying Mouse:

"Now if only you could sing you'd be an all-round entertainer!"

like you did in the subway station?

mszee · 31 May 2007, 14:55

Quote:

Originally Posted by Son Of Meat Loaf

me, after some card tricks by our very own Flying Mouse:

"Now if only you could sing you'd be an all-round entertainer!"

Oh I remember that one...was damn funny...

**RadioMaster** · 31 May 2007, 16:37

I wont post the stupidest thing I ever said the three days, no, not me, I wont.

But SamCat knows what it was. At the bar, remember?

Sorry again, you know it wasnt meant as it sounded Em!

Chris · 31 May 2007, 22:54

There was what i thought was a fabulous quote on Radio 2 this lunchtime.

The debate was about Animal Rights Terrorists and suchlike when a woman rang up:

"Some time ago i was on a duck shoot with some friends when an animal rights chap came running along shouting "Why are you killing innocent ducks?" Quick as a flash the gamekeeper shouted back "Because they are a right ~~~~~~ to get in the oven live."

SamCat · 31 May 2007, 23:02

Quote:

Originally Posted by RadioMaster

I wont post the stupidest thing I ever said the three days, no, not me, I wont.

But SamCat knows what it was. At the bar, remember?

Sorry again, you know it wasnt meant as it sounded Em!

And just to prove it i've had to sit here for 5 mins thinking really hard before i remembered it!!!

**Monstro** · 01 Jun 2007, 01:42

Quote:

Originally Posted by SamCat

And just to prove it i've had to sit here for 5 mins thinking really hard before i remembered it!!!

See....that's what happens when you hit 40 lol

SamCat · 01 Jun 2007, 01:50

Like you dont know!!

mszee · 01 Jun 2007, 05:31

*AndyK* · 01 Jun 2007, 11:43

Quote:

Originally Posted by Monstro

See....that's what happens when you hit 40 lol

I'd be careful if I were you Michael ... there's a certain quote from a certain someone that hasn't made the forum yet

Hypnobabe · 01 Jun 2007, 15:15

Quote:

Originally Posted by AndyK

I'd be careful if I were you Michael ... there's a certain quote from a certain someone that hasn't made the forum yet

Oh go on... do tell...

**Monstro** · 01 Jun 2007, 15:32

Quote:

Originally Posted by AndyK

I'd be careful if I were you Michael ... there's a certain quote from a certain someone that hasn't made the forum yet

You could fill a thread all by itself with the stupid things I've said lol

mszee · 01 Jun 2007, 15:36

Quote:

Originally Posted by Monstro

You could fill a thread all by itself with the stupid things I've said lol

Great idea for a thread...

Stupid things that Monstro said...PMSL

*AndyK* · 01 Jun 2007, 15:43

Quote:

Originally Posted by Monstro

You could fill a thread all by itself with the stupid things I've said lol

You manage that on your own mate

This one is a classic though ... and has a picture to accompany it ...

08 May 2007, 18:26	#26
LucyK! The Monster Is Luce Join Date: 14.04.2002 Location: Posts: 7,547	Ohh how did I know the Malteser thing would end up on the forum! This is something that I overheard a few weeks ago which I'm going to use to generalise teenagers from Hartlepool... A girl I know was dyeing some fabric with various ratios of water to dye, and so she had to make the dyes and log the ratios used for each. So she recorded that she'd used one teaspoon of dye...and proceeded to find a tape measure to measure how much water she'd used This is the same girl who is about to start a degree in Costume Design and Production and asked "What are cuffs?"

08 May 2007, 18:37	#27
mszee Mega Loafer Join Date: 28.03.2006 Location: And you think you're down under??? Posts: 26,252	Cuffs? Luce...did you just open yet another can of worms???

08 May 2007, 18:44	#28
RadioMaster The German Join Date: 11.03.2006 Location: some kind of hunting lodge for rich weirdos... Posts: 15,778	whats in this juice? Oh, some exotic fruits, plums and stuff.

11 May 2007, 23:32	#29
Hypnobabe mszee's Mistress with sexy goddess boots Join Date: 13.07.2005 Location: Hitting the highway like a battering ram... Posts: 7,686	According to the weather report on my local news just now, we're going to have scatty showers tomorrow

29 May 2007, 13:07	#30
Hypnobabe mszee's Mistress with sexy goddess boots Join Date: 13.07.2005 Location: Hitting the highway like a battering ram... Posts: 7,686	A bit late, I know, but from the walk to Wembley on May 23rd... Me: Who's that? Someone else who may have been Samcat (apologies if it wasn't!!!): That's Bap, but you many not recognise him as he isn't dressed as a daffodil.

29 May 2007, 13:11	#31
RadioMaster The German Join Date: 11.03.2006 Location: some kind of hunting lodge for rich weirdos... Posts: 15,778	~~~~~~ off you ~~~~~~~, ~~~~~~ off

29 May 2007, 20:28	#32
SamCat Hello Harry!!!! Join Date: 11.09.2006 Location: London Posts: 3,086	Hangs head in shame yes that was me!! I've never met such a lovely person but every time i looked at him i saw a dafffodil!!

29 May 2007, 20:41	#33
RadioMaster The German Join Date: 11.03.2006 Location: some kind of hunting lodge for rich weirdos... Posts: 15,778	ok, heres another one: Me to Jonty about frilled shirts: "I wear them because it looks cool, not to attract gay people.....like you" that comment went a different direction than I expected.

29 May 2007, 22:47	#34
duke knooby Mega Loafer Join Date: 24.06.2005 Location: belfast Posts: 17,908	^^^^^^^^^ he made that up completely... probably dreamt it

29 May 2007, 23:11	#35
heat Rampant Loafer... Join Date: 29.07.2002 Location: welshy wales Posts: 5,706	Quote of the day... 'It's not you... it's me'

29 May 2007, 23:12	#36
SamCat Hello Harry!!!! Join Date: 11.09.2006 Location: London Posts: 3,086	Oh thats a classic line!!

29 May 2007, 23:35	#37
samurai7 Rock Star Join Date: 09.05.2005 Location: The future... Posts: 2,928	me, after some card tricks by our very own Flying Mouse: "Now if only you could sing you'd be an all-round entertainer!"

31 May 2007, 16:37	#40
RadioMaster The German Join Date: 11.03.2006 Location: some kind of hunting lodge for rich weirdos... Posts: 15,778	I wont post the stupidest thing I ever said the three days, no, not me, I wont. But SamCat knows what it was. At the bar, remember? Sorry again, you know it wasnt meant as it sounded Em!

31 May 2007, 22:54	#41
Chris Mega Loafer Join Date: 14.04.2002 Location: Somewhere in the real world. Posts: 7,527	There was what i thought was a fabulous quote on Radio 2 this lunchtime. The debate was about Animal Rights Terrorists and suchlike when a woman rang up: "Some time ago i was on a duck shoot with some friends when an animal rights chap came running along shouting "Why are you killing innocent ducks?" Quick as a flash the gamekeeper shouted back "Because they are a right ~~~~~~ to get in the oven live."

01 Jun 2007, 01:50	#44
SamCat Hello Harry!!!! Join Date: 11.09.2006 Location: London Posts: 3,086	Like you dont know!!

01 Jun 2007, 05:31	#45
mszee Mega Loafer Join Date: 28.03.2006 Location: And you think you're down under??? Posts: 26,252