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Ohh how did I know the Malteser thing would end up on the forum!
This is something that I overheard a few weeks ago which I'm going to use to generalise teenagers from Hartlepool... A girl I know was dyeing some fabric with various ratios of water to dye, and so she had to make the dyes and log the ratios used for each. So she recorded that she'd used one teaspoon of dye...and proceeded to find a tape measure to measure how much water she'd used This is the same girl who is about to start a degree in Costume Design and Production and asked "What are cuffs?" |
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Cuffs? Luce...did you just open yet another can of worms???
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whats in this juice?
Oh, some exotic fruits, plums and stuff. |
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According to the weather report on my local news just now, we're going to have scatty showers tomorrow
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A bit late, I know, but from the walk to Wembley on May 23rd...
Me: Who's that? Someone else who may have been Samcat (apologies if it wasn't!!!): That's Bap, but you many not recognise him as he isn't dressed as a daffodil. |
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~~~~~~ off you ~~~~~~~, ~~~~~~ off
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Hangs head in shame yes that was me!! I've never met such a lovely person but every time i looked at him i saw a dafffodil!!
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ok, heres another one:
Me to Jonty about frilled shirts: "I wear them because it looks cool, not to attract gay people.....like you" that comment went a different direction than I expected. |
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^^^^^^^^^
he made that up completely... probably dreamt it |
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Quote of the day...
'It's not you... it's me' |
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Hello Harry!!!!
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Oh thats a classic line!!
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me, after some card tricks by our very own Flying Mouse:
"Now if only you could sing you'd be an all-round entertainer!" |
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I wont post the stupidest thing I ever said the three days, no, not me, I wont.
But SamCat knows what it was. At the bar, remember? Sorry again, you know it wasnt meant as it sounded Em! |
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There was what i thought was a fabulous quote on Radio 2 this lunchtime.
The debate was about Animal Rights Terrorists and suchlike when a woman rang up: "Some time ago i was on a duck shoot with some friends when an animal rights chap came running along shouting "Why are you killing innocent ducks?" Quick as a flash the gamekeeper shouted back "Because they are a right ~~~~~~ to get in the oven live." |
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And just to prove it i've had to sit here for 5 mins thinking really hard before i remembered it!!!
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Hello Harry!!!!
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Like you dont know!!
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