Things not to say to a police officer ...

R. · 09 Apr 2007, 18:56

Here, you can finish this beer for me ... I've got five more!

mszee · 09 Apr 2007, 20:04

So what that I was driving with a speed limit of 90 MPH...YOU were driving much faster!!!

Betty · 09 Apr 2007, 20:25

What? Speed limit of 50mph?
Yeah sure, for each passenger! And I´ve got two of them!

mszee · 09 Apr 2007, 20:25

Can I hold your gun while you're writing up that ticket?

Wario · 09 Apr 2007, 20:34

I'm BTK

snowy · 09 Apr 2007, 21:29

Why do you want me to blow into the bag - are your chips too hot!!!!????

snowy · 09 Apr 2007, 21:33

Does your head go all the way to the top of that hat???

snowy · 09 Apr 2007, 21:34

Is that your truncheon or are you just pleased to see me?????

snowy · 09 Apr 2007, 21:34

Is it a real emergency or are you late for your tea break???

Chris · 09 Apr 2007, 21:37

There is a certain forum member sitting over there *points* who will confirm that when detained in the capital, the best thing to say might not be a rousing rendition of "Maybe it's because I'm a Londoner"

mszee · 09 Apr 2007, 21:37

Can I buy you a donut??? *wink wink*

**Monstro** · 09 Apr 2007, 22:06

So now I know who put the cont in constable

Wario · 09 Apr 2007, 22:58

are you a fireman?

daveake · 09 Apr 2007, 23:07

Of course I don't know what speed I was doing. How can I watch the road and the speedo when I'm this drunk?

samurai7 · 10 Apr 2007, 05:02

I'm drunk?! Thank f*ck for that - I thought my steering was knackered!

mszee · 10 Apr 2007, 11:21

My wife fell out of the car 2 miles ago? Thank goodness...I thought I went deaf!!!

Lord Kagan · 10 Apr 2007, 20:55

Oink

tinkerbell · 10 Apr 2007, 23:20

can i just finish this call

Chris · 10 Apr 2007, 23:22

Of course i don't know how fast i was going. The needle stops at 130.

Chris · 10 Apr 2007, 23:23

Oi mate, just remember my taxes pay your salary.

mszee · 11 Apr 2007, 00:14

And that hooker I met at the AIDS clinic said you were a nice guy.

mszee · 11 Apr 2007, 00:14

That uniform makes your ass look really big.

tinkerbell · 11 Apr 2007, 01:03

Do you smell pig shite?

mszee · 11 Apr 2007, 01:04

I can't reach my license unless you hold my beer.

tinkerbell · 11 Apr 2007, 01:44

Do u fancy a race?

09 Apr 2007, 18:56	#1
R. You dig. Join Date: 02.04.2002 Location: On the fothermucker Posts: 7,179	Things not to say to a police officer ... Here, you can finish this beer for me ... I've got five more!

09 Apr 2007, 20:04	#2
mszee Mega Loafer Join Date: 28.03.2006 Location: And you think you're down under??? Posts: 26,252	So what that I was driving with a speed limit of 90 MPH...YOU were driving much faster!!!

09 Apr 2007, 20:25	#3
Betty ˙·٠•● ♫ Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ ♪ ●•٠·˙ Join Date: 12.11.2006 Location: Niedersachsen Posts: 6,387	What? Speed limit of 50mph? Yeah sure, for each passenger! And I´ve got two of them!

09 Apr 2007, 20:34	#5
Wario Monstro helps me spell things... Join Date: 05.01.2007 Location: Masculine, Pennsylvania Posts: 9,105	I'm BTK

09 Apr 2007, 21:29	#6
snowy Super Loafer Join Date: 21.04.2006 Location: Herts Posts: 292	Why do you want me to blow into the bag - are your chips too hot!!!!????

09 Apr 2007, 21:33	#7
snowy Super Loafer Join Date: 21.04.2006 Location: Herts Posts: 292	Does your head go all the way to the top of that hat???

09 Apr 2007, 21:34	#8
snowy Super Loafer Join Date: 21.04.2006 Location: Herts Posts: 292	Is that your truncheon or are you just pleased to see me?????

09 Apr 2007, 21:37	#10
Chris Mega Loafer Join Date: 14.04.2002 Location: Somewhere in the real world. Posts: 7,527	There is a certain forum member sitting over there points who will confirm that when detained in the capital, the best thing to say might not be a rousing rendition of "Maybe it's because I'm a Londoner"

09 Apr 2007, 22:06	#12
Monstro Promoted to Wario's spellchecker Join Date: 17.09.2005 Location: London Posts: 12,947	So now I know who put the cont in constable

09 Apr 2007, 22:58	#13
Wario Monstro helps me spell things... Join Date: 05.01.2007 Location: Masculine, Pennsylvania Posts: 9,105	are you a fireman?

09 Apr 2007, 23:07	#14
daveake 200% is the new 110% Join Date: 13.03.2005 Location: Newbury Posts: 2,983	Of course I don't know what speed I was doing. How can I watch the road and the speedo when I'm this drunk?

10 Apr 2007, 05:02	#15
samurai7 Rock Star Join Date: 09.05.2005 Location: The future... Posts: 2,928	I'm drunk?! Thank f*ck for that - I thought my steering was knackered!

10 Apr 2007, 11:21	#16
mszee Mega Loafer Join Date: 28.03.2006 Location: And you think you're down under??? Posts: 26,252	My wife fell out of the car 2 miles ago? Thank goodness...I thought I went deaf!!!

10 Apr 2007, 20:55	#17
Lord Kagan On the other hand, You have different fingers Join Date: 17.05.2006 Location: Belfast Posts: 8,833	Oink

10 Apr 2007, 23:20	#18
tinkerbell Mega Loafer Join Date: 16.09.2006 Location: N. Ireland Posts: 4,562	can i just finish this call

10 Apr 2007, 23:22	#19
Chris Mega Loafer Join Date: 14.04.2002 Location: Somewhere in the real world. Posts: 7,527	Of course i don't know how fast i was going. The needle stops at 130.

10 Apr 2007, 23:23	#20
Chris Mega Loafer Join Date: 14.04.2002 Location: Somewhere in the real world. Posts: 7,527	Oi mate, just remember my taxes pay your salary.

11 Apr 2007, 00:14	#21
mszee Mega Loafer Join Date: 28.03.2006 Location: And you think you're down under??? Posts: 26,252	And that hooker I met at the AIDS clinic said you were a nice guy.

11 Apr 2007, 01:03	#23
tinkerbell Mega Loafer Join Date: 16.09.2006 Location: N. Ireland Posts: 4,562	Do you smell pig shite?

11 Apr 2007, 01:04	#24
mszee Mega Loafer Join Date: 28.03.2006 Location: And you think you're down under??? Posts: 26,252	I can't reach my license unless you hold my beer.

11 Apr 2007, 01:44	#25
tinkerbell Mega Loafer Join Date: 16.09.2006 Location: N. Ireland Posts: 4,562	Do u fancy a race?