Silly Question and Answers ...

R. · 09 Apr 2007, 17:17

Answer, then continue posting a serious silly question.

Does a dog with three legs run in circles?

mszee · 09 Apr 2007, 17:20

No...only the one on crutches does

Can a cat eat the dog???

Hypnobabe · 09 Apr 2007, 17:22

Only if it's a small cat and a large dog.

If a man speaks in the woods, and there's no-one to hear him, is he still wrong?

mszee · 09 Apr 2007, 17:27

No, he is absolutely right...nobody is listening anyway...even if they are there...

If the wife says black...and a husband says...white...what color is it?

**Monstro** · 09 Apr 2007, 17:33

white, till the wife gets home then it's black again!!!!!!

If a tree falls down inthe woods and there's nobody to hear it is that any consolation for the homeless squirrels?

mszee · 09 Apr 2007, 17:34

Yes...they are not as embarassed of being homeless now...

If you kick a begger man into a knee...are you a bad person?

Chris · 09 Apr 2007, 23:09

It depends on whether he was falling over in the woods at the time.

Q. If an elephant painted its feet yellow, could it hide upside down ina bowl of custard?

**Monstro** · 09 Apr 2007, 23:18

Yes but it would look a trifle silly

If the chicken wanted to cross the road why didn't he wait for a Zebra Crossing?

Chris · 09 Apr 2007, 23:20

Because he saw the Colonel polishing his gun!

Q. Is there ever an excuse for modern jazz?

mszee · 10 Apr 2007, 12:16

No, but there is always an excuse for extra helping of an ice cream

Do you think George Bush should become a prime minister of England after finishing his term as a monkey in the States?

Bap · 10 Apr 2007, 13:10

No Arnold Swarzanegger should as he has the muscle power!

Q - If a man is falling down a cliff could he clip his toe nails at the same time?

mszee · 10 Apr 2007, 14:55

Absolutely...you can't be found dead with dirty underwear or unclipped toenails...

If your bride/groom didn't show up for wedding...who do you kill? Him, her, their parents or just about everybody else?

Lord Kagan · 10 Apr 2007, 21:54

Everybody else, Then run

If my granny lives alone in a house, If she falls does she make a sound?

mszee · 10 Apr 2007, 22:25

No, because there is nobody there to hear it...obvious!!!

If your brother is your uncle and your mother is your sister...what does it make you???

amethyst · 10 Apr 2007, 23:53

Confused

If black and white make grey, whats does grey and white make?

ames xx

mszee · 10 Apr 2007, 23:55

Grey and white cat

If you're clinically insane...does it still hurt only when you feel???

**Monstro** · 11 Apr 2007, 10:17

Yes, it drives me mad

If it was up first I'd assume it had the choice.....if so, why did the early bird choose a worm????

Bap · 11 Apr 2007, 10:54

He felt Penis Envy! ;p lol

If a Monster bit your hand of would he chew it?

amethyst · 11 Apr 2007, 14:42

Well that would depend on if he was a well bought up Monster and his mother had taught him to chew his food properly....

Why did the elephant paint his toenails red?

mszee · 11 Apr 2007, 15:03

To cross to the other side...

If the chicken didn't get a chance to cross the road because he was hit by a bus...can we consider that he DID cross the road after all?

09 Apr 2007, 17:17	#1
R. You dig. Join Date: 02.04.2002 Location: On the fothermucker Posts: 7,179	Silly Question and Answers ... Answer, then continue posting a serious silly question. Does a dog with three legs run in circles?

09 Apr 2007, 17:20	#2
mszee Mega Loafer Join Date: 29.03.2006 Location: And you think you're down under??? Posts: 26,252	No...only the one on crutches does Can a cat eat the dog???

09 Apr 2007, 17:22	#3
Hypnobabe mszee's Mistress with sexy goddess boots Join Date: 13.07.2005 Location: Hitting the highway like a battering ram... Posts: 7,686	Only if it's a small cat and a large dog. If a man speaks in the woods, and there's no-one to hear him, is he still wrong?

09 Apr 2007, 17:27	#4
mszee Mega Loafer Join Date: 29.03.2006 Location: And you think you're down under??? Posts: 26,252	No, he is absolutely right...nobody is listening anyway...even if they are there... If the wife says black...and a husband says...white...what color is it?

09 Apr 2007, 17:33	#5
Monstro Promoted to Wario's spellchecker Join Date: 17.09.2005 Location: London Posts: 12,947	white, till the wife gets home then it's black again!!!!!! If a tree falls down inthe woods and there's nobody to hear it is that any consolation for the homeless squirrels?

09 Apr 2007, 17:34	#6
mszee Mega Loafer Join Date: 29.03.2006 Location: And you think you're down under??? Posts: 26,252	Yes...they are not as embarassed of being homeless now... If you kick a begger man into a knee...are you a bad person?

09 Apr 2007, 23:09	#7
Chris Mega Loafer Join Date: 14.04.2002 Location: Somewhere in the real world. Posts: 7,527	It depends on whether he was falling over in the woods at the time. Q. If an elephant painted its feet yellow, could it hide upside down ina bowl of custard?

09 Apr 2007, 23:18	#8
Monstro Promoted to Wario's spellchecker Join Date: 17.09.2005 Location: London Posts: 12,947	Yes but it would look a trifle silly If the chicken wanted to cross the road why didn't he wait for a Zebra Crossing?

09 Apr 2007, 23:20	#9
Chris Mega Loafer Join Date: 14.04.2002 Location: Somewhere in the real world. Posts: 7,527	Because he saw the Colonel polishing his gun! Q. Is there ever an excuse for modern jazz?

10 Apr 2007, 12:16	#10
mszee Mega Loafer Join Date: 29.03.2006 Location: And you think you're down under??? Posts: 26,252	No, but there is always an excuse for extra helping of an ice cream Do you think George Bush should become a prime minister of England after finishing his term as a monkey in the States?

10 Apr 2007, 13:10	#11
Bap Super Loafer Join Date: 20.09.2004 Location: Wales! Posts: 608	No Arnold Swarzanegger should as he has the muscle power! Q - If a man is falling down a cliff could he clip his toe nails at the same time?

10 Apr 2007, 14:55	#12
mszee Mega Loafer Join Date: 29.03.2006 Location: And you think you're down under??? Posts: 26,252	Absolutely...you can't be found dead with dirty underwear or unclipped toenails... If your bride/groom didn't show up for wedding...who do you kill? Him, her, their parents or just about everybody else?

10 Apr 2007, 21:54	#13
Lord Kagan On the other hand, You have different fingers Join Date: 17.05.2006 Location: Belfast Posts: 8,833	Everybody else, Then run If my granny lives alone in a house, If she falls does she make a sound?

10 Apr 2007, 22:25	#14
mszee Mega Loafer Join Date: 29.03.2006 Location: And you think you're down under??? Posts: 26,252	No, because there is nobody there to hear it...obvious!!! If your brother is your uncle and your mother is your sister...what does it make you???

10 Apr 2007, 23:53	#15
amethyst I know that i'll be bad for good. Join Date: 15.11.2003 Location: South UK Posts: 893	Confused If black and white make grey, whats does grey and white make? ames xx

10 Apr 2007, 23:55	#16
mszee Mega Loafer Join Date: 29.03.2006 Location: And you think you're down under??? Posts: 26,252	Grey and white cat If you're clinically insane...does it still hurt only when you feel???

11 Apr 2007, 10:17	#17
Monstro Promoted to Wario's spellchecker Join Date: 17.09.2005 Location: London Posts: 12,947	Yes, it drives me mad If it was up first I'd assume it had the choice.....if so, why did the early bird choose a worm????

11 Apr 2007, 10:54	#18
Bap Super Loafer Join Date: 20.09.2004 Location: Wales! Posts: 608	He felt Penis Envy! ;p lol If a Monster bit your hand of would he chew it?

11 Apr 2007, 14:42	#19
amethyst I know that i'll be bad for good. Join Date: 15.11.2003 Location: South UK Posts: 893	Well that would depend on if he was a well bought up Monster and his mother had taught him to chew his food properly.... Why did the elephant paint his toenails red?

11 Apr 2007, 15:03	#20
mszee Mega Loafer Join Date: 29.03.2006 Location: And you think you're down under??? Posts: 26,252	To cross to the other side... If the chicken didn't get a chance to cross the road because he was hit by a bus...can we consider that he DID cross the road after all?