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Silly Question and Answers ...
Answer, then continue posting a serious silly question.
Does a dog with three legs run in circles? |
No...only the one on crutches does
Can a cat eat the dog??? |
Only if it's a small cat and a large dog.
If a man speaks in the woods, and there's no-one to hear him, is he still wrong? |
No, he is absolutely right...nobody is listening anyway...even if they are there...
If the wife says black...and a husband says...white...what color is it? |
white, till the wife gets home then it's black again!!!!!!
If a tree falls down inthe woods and there's nobody to hear it is that any consolation for the homeless squirrels? |
Yes...they are not as embarassed of being homeless now...
If you kick a begger man into a knee...are you a bad person? |
It depends on whether he was falling over in the woods at the time.
Q. If an elephant painted its feet yellow, could it hide upside down ina bowl of custard? |
Yes but it would look a trifle silly
If the chicken wanted to cross the road why didn't he wait for a Zebra Crossing? |
Because he saw the Colonel polishing his gun!
Q. Is there ever an excuse for modern jazz? |
No, but there is always an excuse for extra helping of an ice cream
Do you think George Bush should become a prime minister of England after finishing his term as a monkey in the States? |
No Arnold Swarzanegger should as he has the muscle power!
Q - If a man is falling down a cliff could he clip his toe nails at the same time? |
Absolutely...you can't be found dead with dirty underwear or unclipped toenails...
If your bride/groom didn't show up for wedding...who do you kill? Him, her, their parents or just about everybody else? |
Everybody else, Then run
If my granny lives alone in a house, If she falls does she make a sound? |
No, because there is nobody there to hear it...obvious!!!
If your brother is your uncle and your mother is your sister...what does it make you??? |
Confused :shock:
If black and white make grey, whats does grey and white make? ames xx |
Grey and white cat
If you're clinically insane...does it still hurt only when you feel??? |
Yes, it drives me mad
If it was up first I'd assume it had the choice.....if so, why did the early bird choose a worm???? |
He felt Penis Envy! ;p lol
If a Monster bit your hand of would he chew it? |
Well that would depend on if he was a well bought up Monster and his mother had taught him to chew his food properly....
Why did the elephant paint his toenails red? |
To cross to the other side...
If the chicken didn't get a chance to cross the road because he was hit by a bus...can we consider that he DID cross the road after all? |
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