15 Oct 2006, 23:31
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Sweet But Sadistic
 Join Date: 18.06.2003
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Clowns are Scary!
...questions? comments?
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15 Oct 2006, 23:38
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Super Loafer
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cant sleep clowns will eat me
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15 Oct 2006, 23:41
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Inaugural goldfish winner
Join Date: 04.07.2005
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Agreed.
I had an incident with a Jack-in-the-box as a very small tacker, and have been scared of clowns ever since. Clowns should be restricted to licensed premises, such as circuses, zoos and theatres, and they should certainly NOT be allowed in phone books, or anywhere else that clowns are not expected to be. |
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15 Oct 2006, 23:45
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Mega Loafer
Join Date: 29.03.2006
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To me, clowns aren't funny. In fact, they're kind of scary. I've wondered where this started and I think it goes back to the time I went to the circus, and a clown killed my dad.
DEEP THOUGHTS * by Jack Handy |
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16 Oct 2006, 00:41
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Arrrgh!
Join Date: 01.03.2003
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Shoot the sods!!!
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16 Oct 2006, 03:49
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Mega Loafer
Join Date: 22.06.2006
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Things you SHOULD put in a pie...
CLOWNS 
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16 Oct 2006, 11:25
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mszee's Mistress with sexy goddess boots
Join Date: 13.07.2005
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16 Oct 2006, 12:04
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Armed ba$tard and Jo's other half.
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I used to have a terrible fear of clowns as a kid  My nan got me this circus poster with, you guessed it, a FECK OFF BIG CLOWN ON IT  Of course mummsy put it on my bedroom wall so my nan could see I liked it. I fought nightly battles with that white faced git 
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16 Oct 2006, 12:15
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Mega Loafer
Join Date: 13.10.2003
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Clowns are funny but Pennywise was scary... (Thanks to Tim Curry)
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18 Oct 2006, 21:19
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Mega Loafer
Join Date: 19.03.2003
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Last edited by Chris; 19 Oct 2006 at 09:52. |
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18 Oct 2006, 21:29
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The Monster Is Luce
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That is absolutely awful, and I'm typing this post looking down at the keyboard so I don't have to look at the screen!!!
Most clowns I just think are stupid but I really can't cope with eyes like that one that the lovely Ben has decided to terrorize us all with.....thanks hon!!! |
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18 Oct 2006, 21:30
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Mega Loafer
Join Date: 19.03.2003
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Im sorry
i just couldnt resist it! |
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18 Oct 2006, 23:08
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Ooh weee ooOOoh!
Join Date: 14.04.2002
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Livin' la vida joker!
They are truely wierd and very worrying individuals. Would hate to meet a gang of them up a dark alley! |
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19 Oct 2006, 01:40
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Sweet But Sadistic
Join Date: 18.06.2003
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I don't like that picture....I don't like that picture...I don't like that picture...I don't like that picture...I don't like that picture...I don't like that picture...
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19 Oct 2006, 01:46
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Mega Loafer
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Don't look? |
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19 Oct 2006, 02:10
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Sweet But Sadistic
Join Date: 18.06.2003
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...it's ingrained in my skull forever...
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19 Oct 2006, 03:13
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Mega Loafer
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{{{{{{{{{{{{{Cathie}}}}}}}}}}}}} |
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19 Oct 2006, 12:33
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Mega Loafer
Join Date: 19.03.2003
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thanks for hiding it chris! lol 
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19 Oct 2006, 16:47
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Mega Loafer
Join Date: 29.03.2006
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I've posted above joke by Mr. Handy...
I guess it's time for my own thoughts. When I was growing up both of my parents worked 24/7 to make ends meet...so essentially I was raised by various neighbors, parents of my friends, etc. I guess to compensate for their absense my parents used to drag me to a circus number of times a year... And I never had a heart to tell them how circus really scares me to death... All these tightrope walkers and trapeze flyers...won't they fall down one day and crash to death? All these lion tamers...when they put their heads into lion's mouth...won't it be bitten off one day? And clowns...ahhh...clowns...for as scary as they look...won't they go mad one day and attack the audience where I am sitting???? I've never really been back to big circus since I was a teenager... |
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19 Oct 2006, 16:58
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The German
Join Date: 11.03.2006
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was entering scary clown on google, but this is just
****DO NOT OPEN THIS IF YOU ARE EASY TO SCARE! YOU WILL GET NIGHTMARES! NO JOKING**** Last edited by RadioMaster; 19 Oct 2006 at 17:53. |
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19 Oct 2006, 17:08
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Mega Loafer
Join Date: 29.03.2006
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Oh god...why would you post this here??? Even hidden??? Argh...delete it if you can...
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19 Oct 2006, 23:34
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Mega Loafer
Join Date: 19.03.2003
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Now thats far worse than mine!! lol 
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20 Oct 2006, 00:02
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Mega Loafer
Join Date: 18.06.2003
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Clowns are terrifying. I've been scared of them ever since I saw a Columbo where a clown is killed by someone cutting the brakes on his car... the big calm made up grin was terrifying as the poor guy flew off the cliff.
However, Tim Curry has helped my rehabilitation - I no longer fear clowns I worship them... Would you like a balloon? |
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20 Oct 2006, 03:00
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Too sexy for this post
Join Date: 14.04.2002
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 Beautiful. |
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