Nothing to see here (a.k.a. The Wedding Thread)

L96 · 21 May 2006, 14:18

*Thought I should try and make some sence of this thread

Long story, but it's all on these pages

F.M. *

Ladies and gentlemen, pray silence please for an official announcment.......

After a whirlwind (and blatant) bout of flirting of their on line characters....

Mr The Flying Mouse
&
Miss mszee

Herby happily and cordualy invite all their internet
friends of mlukfc
to the wedding of their internet personalities

They were very bored, and thought that a wedding between their virtual alrer egos would be a rather fun (if rather dumb) thing to do.
Put it this way, we get a party out of it

.
Please note that they are not getting married in "real life".Turn up at a church, and you'll be very lonely

The wedding will commence on
Sunday 28th May 2006
(This Sunday)
At 5:00 PM BST (or 12:00 noon for the bride in America)

After wedding function to be held at Mr Mouse's fine establishment
The Bat & Belfry

*prezzies appreciated*

Thank you for your attention

F.M.

*original content of this message follows.*

Just move on, trust me...

Rockette · 21 May 2006, 15:08

Aww, come on! There has to be something you can share.

L96 · 21 May 2006, 15:09

You know, if two more of you Loafers show up and post, thus refusing to move on, legally you constitute a mob, and I can then forcibly disperse you...

Move along, nothing to see here.

sharon1248 · 21 May 2006, 15:45

I'm not doing anything but looking at the grassy knoll.

L96 · 21 May 2006, 15:49

That's 2.... only one more required....

It's amazing how many people are looking at a thread entitled "nothing to see here".

Leah · 21 May 2006, 17:28

Sorry I couldn't resist taking a peek!

sharon1248 · 21 May 2006, 17:50

Did you see something? I must have missed it. I'll just wait here a minute more and see if it passes by again. I did think I smelled something funny.

sunneke · 21 May 2006, 19:31

eum indeed nothing to see... but me

**The Flying Mouse** · 21 May 2006, 19:46

If there is nothing here, how can I reply to it?

sunneke · 21 May 2006, 20:13

you can't...... there is nothing here

R. · 21 May 2006, 20:38

Quote:

Originally Posted by sharon1248

I did think I smelled something funny.

Spam?

**Ankie** · 21 May 2006, 21:09

Since when does spam smell

L96 · 21 May 2006, 21:30

HA HA!

GOT YOU!

You are officially a mob, now, disperse immediately, or face arrest under the IPPP Act.

And R, if you're looking for spam, try the cheese thread, I believe cheese goes well with spam...

ChloeLee88 · 21 May 2006, 21:33

Lotus...you are indeed an insane little bunny! lol

Chloe

L96 · 21 May 2006, 21:44

Heresy!!!!!

Someone call out the dogs.

Ross · 22 May 2006, 01:54

Oh a riot... I wanna join in

**The Flying Mouse** · 22 May 2006, 04:10

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ross

Oh a riot... I wanna join in

*Calls for the rest of the site staff*.
I think we may have a situation here

Rockette · 22 May 2006, 06:08

Seeing as how we've all assembled here, I demand a thorough good soap box rant here.

Is the goodly Reverend in attendance, Lotus?

L96 · 22 May 2006, 09:40

REPENT ALL YE SINNERS!

Take ye the Loaf into thine hearts, embrace the true calling while thee can, before the demons of hell forever roam the earth, devouring the souls of the desperate, amongst the bloodcurdling screams of the night, the tortured agonies of those with the Streisand marked on their beasts, for the day is nigh, the time is coming, whence ye shall despair and beat upon thine breast with regret and yea, loathing for thine Loafless lives.

Be led not into the temptations of the evil ones, for though they walk amongst us and resemble us, the deception shall become apparent as the time of Armageddon approaches, and then thou shalt regret, and fear eternal condemnation, and thy weary souls shall have neither rest nor refuge from the howlings of the Manilow beast, henceforth until all eternity.

Never shall ye rise from this torment, thy soul shalt be cursed and marked for all immortality until the very end of time itself, and lo, twill be too late for promises unkept remembered, for ungiven love to flow forth, the time is nigh, see the chance, seize the chance, do not let the hourglass flow between life and Loaf, for that is the way of the sinner and the way to eternal damnation.

Rockette · 22 May 2006, 10:22

The Reverend J.S. perhaps?

L96 · 22 May 2006, 10:28

Blasphemy becomes you not, oh child of the Meat, for so as ye curse thine elders, wisers and betters, so shall the curse return to thee and the offspring by hundredfold, leading thee to wander in the bottomless pit of Midlerdom until the end of days, while thy soul burns in the agony of limitless tortured screams of repentance, and the living dead roam the earth, sucking the souls of innocent and guilty alike, punishing without distinction, and leading the false prophets home to the bowels of the earth, returning them from whence they came with anger and fire drawn from millenia of inhuman sufferings....

Rockette · 22 May 2006, 10:34

Serves 'em right for playing Barry Manilow records all night!

L96 · 22 May 2006, 10:39

The mighty nose of the demonic state of musicdom shall cover the sun, and leave thy suffering soul in permanent blackness, and dark as the night, with eyes torn out by hordes of rabid Manny fans, plucked from the cradles and cribs by ghouls at the beginning of time, enslaved in chains to the power of the nose, with evil blackness as the sole blessing in removing the view as they languish in all eternity groaning in pain, drowning in blood for the souls of the fainthearted.

Rockette · 22 May 2006, 10:41

Is there perchance a constable in the house?

L96 · 22 May 2006, 10:56

IT HAS ALWAYS BEEN THE WAY! DENY THE TRUTH! Ye shall not repent, nor shall ye revile thine evil ways until the day of judgement has arrived, and lo, for as that day arriveth, thou shalt be too late with thine repentance, for it will be worthless in the face of the Loaf.

The eyes of the Meat be upon thee, and ye cannot hide thy vile sins and depravities from the all-knowing power of the overlord, for the fables proverb states that thee may run but never hide, and hell hath no fury like a Babs scorned for the mighty nostrils of the Bazz, while legion upon legion brew cauldrons of repugnant stews composed of the entrails and minds of the unfaithful, for once called to the cause there is no exit bar slaughter, massacre and the consumption of the fruit of thine loins.

REPENT.

21 May 2006, 14:18	#1
L96 Inaugural goldfish winner Join Date: 04.07.2005 Location: In a handbasket. Believe me, for someone my height, it's hell... Posts: 2,373	Nothing to see here (a.k.a. The Wedding Thread) Thought I should try and make some sence of this thread Long story, but it's all on these pages F.M. Ladies and gentlemen, pray silence please for an official announcment....... After a whirlwind (and blatant) bout of flirting of their on line characters.... Mr The Flying Mouse & Miss mszee Herby happily and cordualy invite all their internet friends of mlukfc to the wedding of their internet personalities They were very bored, and thought that a wedding between their virtual alrer egos would be a rather fun (if rather dumb) thing to do. Put it this way, we get a party out of it . Please note that they are not getting married in "real life".Turn up at a church, and you'll be very lonely The wedding will commence on Sunday 28th May 2006 (This Sunday) At 5:00 PM BST (or 12:00 noon for the bride in America) After wedding function to be held at Mr Mouse's fine establishment The Bat & Belfry prezzies appreciated Thank you for your attention F.M. original content of this message follows. Just move on, trust me... Last edited by The Flying Mouse; 25 May 2006 at 17:52.

22 May 2006, 10:39	#23
L96 Inaugural goldfish winner Join Date: 04.07.2005 Location: In a handbasket. Believe me, for someone my height, it's hell... Posts: 2,373	The mighty nose of the demonic state of musicdom shall cover the sun, and leave thy suffering soul in permanent blackness, and dark as the night, with eyes torn out by hordes of rabid Manny fans, plucked from the cradles and cribs by ghouls at the beginning of time, enslaved in chains to the power of the nose, with evil blackness as the sole blessing in removing the view as they languish in all eternity groaning in pain, drowning in blood for the souls of the fainthearted. Last edited by L96; 22 May 2006 at 10:57.

21 May 2006, 15:08	#2
Rockette Mega Loafer Join Date: 10.06.2005 Location: I think! Posts: 4,805	Aww, come on! There has to be something you can share.

21 May 2006, 15:09	#3
L96 Inaugural goldfish winner Join Date: 04.07.2005 Location: In a handbasket. Believe me, for someone my height, it's hell... Posts: 2,373	You know, if two more of you Loafers show up and post, thus refusing to move on, legally you constitute a mob, and I can then forcibly disperse you... Move along, nothing to see here.

21 May 2006, 15:45	#4
sharon1248 Loafer Join Date: 10.11.2003 Location: Kansas, USA Posts: 77	I'm not doing anything but looking at the grassy knoll.

21 May 2006, 15:49	#5
L96 Inaugural goldfish winner Join Date: 04.07.2005 Location: In a handbasket. Believe me, for someone my height, it's hell... Posts: 2,373	That's 2.... only one more required.... It's amazing how many people are looking at a thread entitled "nothing to see here".

21 May 2006, 17:28	#6
Leah Mega Loafer Join Date: 03.04.2005 Location: Cleethorpes, North East coast of England Posts: 1,510	Sorry I couldn't resist taking a peek!

21 May 2006, 17:50	#7
sharon1248 Loafer Join Date: 10.11.2003 Location: Kansas, USA Posts: 77	Did you see something? I must have missed it. I'll just wait here a minute more and see if it passes by again. I did think I smelled something funny.

21 May 2006, 19:31	#8
sunneke Mega Loafer Join Date: 17.01.2006 Location: Amersfoort Posts: 2,263	eum indeed nothing to see... but me

21 May 2006, 19:46	#9
The Flying Mouse Armed ba$tard and Jo's other half. Join Date: 06.08.2002 Location: In the middle of nowhere near the end of the line. Posts: 16,104	If there is nothing here, how can I reply to it?

21 May 2006, 20:13	#10
sunneke Mega Loafer Join Date: 17.01.2006 Location: Amersfoort Posts: 2,263	you can't...... there is nothing here

21 May 2006, 21:09	#12
Ankie Office manager Join Date: 25.04.2002 Posts: 1,883	Since when does spam smell

21 May 2006, 21:30	#13
L96 Inaugural goldfish winner Join Date: 04.07.2005 Location: In a handbasket. Believe me, for someone my height, it's hell... Posts: 2,373	HA HA! GOT YOU! You are officially a mob, now, disperse immediately, or face arrest under the IPPP Act. And R, if you're looking for spam, try the cheese thread, I believe cheese goes well with spam...

21 May 2006, 21:33	#14
ChloeLee88 Super Loafer Join Date: 27.07.2005 Location: Bolton, Greater Manchester Posts: 666	Lotus...you are indeed an insane little bunny! lol Chloe

21 May 2006, 21:44	#15
L96 Inaugural goldfish winner Join Date: 04.07.2005 Location: In a handbasket. Believe me, for someone my height, it's hell... Posts: 2,373	Heresy!!!!! Someone call out the dogs.

22 May 2006, 01:54	#16
Ross Best Sig and Avatar 2006!!! (shared) Join Date: 25.11.2003 Location: Coatbridge near Glasgow. Scotland Posts: 3,446	Oh a riot... I wanna join in

22 May 2006, 06:08	#18
Rockette Mega Loafer Join Date: 10.06.2005 Location: I think! Posts: 4,805	Seeing as how we've all assembled here, I demand a thorough good soap box rant here. Is the goodly Reverend in attendance, Lotus?

22 May 2006, 09:40	#19
L96 Inaugural goldfish winner Join Date: 04.07.2005 Location: In a handbasket. Believe me, for someone my height, it's hell... Posts: 2,373	REPENT ALL YE SINNERS! Take ye the Loaf into thine hearts, embrace the true calling while thee can, before the demons of hell forever roam the earth, devouring the souls of the desperate, amongst the bloodcurdling screams of the night, the tortured agonies of those with the Streisand marked on their beasts, for the day is nigh, the time is coming, whence ye shall despair and beat upon thine breast with regret and yea, loathing for thine Loafless lives. Be led not into the temptations of the evil ones, for though they walk amongst us and resemble us, the deception shall become apparent as the time of Armageddon approaches, and then thou shalt regret, and fear eternal condemnation, and thy weary souls shall have neither rest nor refuge from the howlings of the Manilow beast, henceforth until all eternity. Never shall ye rise from this torment, thy soul shalt be cursed and marked for all immortality until the very end of time itself, and lo, twill be too late for promises unkept remembered, for ungiven love to flow forth, the time is nigh, see the chance, seize the chance, do not let the hourglass flow between life and Loaf, for that is the way of the sinner and the way to eternal damnation.

22 May 2006, 10:22	#20
Rockette Mega Loafer Join Date: 10.06.2005 Location: I think! Posts: 4,805	The Reverend J.S. perhaps?

22 May 2006, 10:28	#21
L96 Inaugural goldfish winner Join Date: 04.07.2005 Location: In a handbasket. Believe me, for someone my height, it's hell... Posts: 2,373	Blasphemy becomes you not, oh child of the Meat, for so as ye curse thine elders, wisers and betters, so shall the curse return to thee and the offspring by hundredfold, leading thee to wander in the bottomless pit of Midlerdom until the end of days, while thy soul burns in the agony of limitless tortured screams of repentance, and the living dead roam the earth, sucking the souls of innocent and guilty alike, punishing without distinction, and leading the false prophets home to the bowels of the earth, returning them from whence they came with anger and fire drawn from millenia of inhuman sufferings....

22 May 2006, 10:34	#22
Rockette Mega Loafer Join Date: 10.06.2005 Location: I think! Posts: 4,805	Serves 'em right for playing Barry Manilow records all night!

22 May 2006, 10:41	#24
Rockette Mega Loafer Join Date: 10.06.2005 Location: I think! Posts: 4,805	Is there perchance a constable in the house?

22 May 2006, 10:56	#25
L96 Inaugural goldfish winner Join Date: 04.07.2005 Location: In a handbasket. Believe me, for someone my height, it's hell... Posts: 2,373	IT HAS ALWAYS BEEN THE WAY! DENY THE TRUTH! Ye shall not repent, nor shall ye revile thine evil ways until the day of judgement has arrived, and lo, for as that day arriveth, thou shalt be too late with thine repentance, for it will be worthless in the face of the Loaf. The eyes of the Meat be upon thee, and ye cannot hide thy vile sins and depravities from the all-knowing power of the overlord, for the fables proverb states that thee may run but never hide, and hell hath no fury like a Babs scorned for the mighty nostrils of the Bazz, while legion upon legion brew cauldrons of repugnant stews composed of the entrails and minds of the unfaithful, for once called to the cause there is no exit bar slaughter, massacre and the consumption of the fruit of thine loins. REPENT.