Nothing to see here (a.k.a. The Wedding Thread)
 

*Thought I should try and make some sence of this thread :shock:
Long story, but it's all on these pages :wink:
F.M. *

:twisted: Ladies and gentlemen, pray silence please for an official announcment.......

After a whirlwind (and blatant) bout of flirting of their on line characters....



F.M.

*original content of this message follows.*



Just move on, trust me...

Aww, come on! There has to be something you can share.

You know, if two more of you Loafers show up and post, thus refusing to move on, legally you constitute a mob, and I can then forcibly disperse you...

Move along, nothing to see here.

I'm not doing anything but looking at the grassy knoll.:rambo:

That's 2.... only one more required....

It's amazing how many people are looking at a thread entitled "nothing to see here".

Sorry I couldn't resist taking a peek! :devil:

Did you see something? I must have missed it. I'll just wait here a minute more and see if it passes by again. I did think I smelled something funny.

eum indeed nothing to see... but me

:twisted: If there is nothing here, how can I reply to it? :shock:

you can't...... there is nothing here

Spam?

Since when does spam smell :?

HA HA!

GOT YOU!

You are officially a mob, now, disperse immediately, or face arrest under the IPPP Act.

And R, if you're looking for spam, try the cheese thread, I believe cheese goes well with spam... :lol:

Lotus...you are indeed an insane little bunny! lol :))
Chloe

Heresy!!!!!

Someone call out the dogs.

Oh a riot... I wanna join in

:twisted: *Calls for the rest of the site staff*.
I think we may have a situation here :shock:

:twisted: Seeing as how we've all assembled here, I demand a thorough good soap box rant here. :bicker:

:sneaky: Is the goodly Reverend in attendance, Lotus? :rly:

REPENT ALL YE SINNERS!

Take ye the Loaf into thine hearts, embrace the true calling while thee can, before the demons of hell forever roam the earth, devouring the souls of the desperate, amongst the bloodcurdling screams of the night, the tortured agonies of those with the Streisand marked on their beasts, for the day is nigh, the time is coming, whence ye shall despair and beat upon thine breast with regret and yea, loathing for thine Loafless lives.

Be led not into the temptations of the evil ones, for though they walk amongst us and resemble us, the deception shall become apparent as the time of Armageddon approaches, and then thou shalt regret, and fear eternal condemnation, and thy weary souls shall have neither rest nor refuge from the howlings of the Manilow beast, henceforth until all eternity.

Never shall ye rise from this torment, thy soul shalt be cursed and marked for all immortality until the very end of time itself, and lo, twill be too late for promises unkept remembered, for ungiven love to flow forth, the time is nigh, see the chance, seize the chance, do not let the hourglass flow between life and Loaf, for that is the way of the sinner and the way to eternal damnation.

:shock: The Reverend J.S. perhaps? :shock:

Blasphemy becomes you not, oh child of the Meat, for so as ye curse thine elders, wisers and betters, so shall the curse return to thee and the offspring by hundredfold, leading thee to wander in the bottomless pit of Midlerdom until the end of days, while thy soul burns in the agony of limitless tortured screams of repentance, and the living dead roam the earth, sucking the souls of innocent and guilty alike, punishing without distinction, and leading the false prophets home to the bowels of the earth, returning them from whence they came with anger and fire drawn from millenia of inhuman sufferings....

Serves 'em right for playing Barry Manilow records all night!

The mighty nose of the demonic state of musicdom shall cover the sun, and leave thy suffering soul in permanent blackness, and dark as the night, with eyes torn out by hordes of rabid Manny fans, plucked from the cradles and cribs by ghouls at the beginning of time, enslaved in chains to the power of the nose, with evil blackness as the sole blessing in removing the view as they languish in all eternity groaning in pain, drowning in blood for the souls of the fainthearted.

:shock: Is there perchance a constable in the house? :shock:

IT HAS ALWAYS BEEN THE WAY! DENY THE TRUTH! Ye shall not repent, nor shall ye revile thine evil ways until the day of judgement has arrived, and lo, for as that day arriveth, thou shalt be too late with thine repentance, for it will be worthless in the face of the Loaf.

The eyes of the Meat be upon thee, and ye cannot hide thy vile sins and depravities from the all-knowing power of the overlord, for the fables proverb states that thee may run but never hide, and hell hath no fury like a Babs scorned for the mighty nostrils of the Bazz, while legion upon legion brew cauldrons of repugnant stews composed of the entrails and minds of the unfaithful, for once called to the cause there is no exit bar slaughter, massacre and the consumption of the fruit of thine loins.

REPENT.