EVENING CLASSES FOR MEN !!!!!!

DIZZY DRUMMER · 31 Jan 2005, 16:55

NEW EVENING CLASSES FOR MEN!!!

ALL ARE WELCOME
OPEN TO MEN ONLY

Note: due to the complexity and level of difficulty, each course will accept a maximum of eight participants

The course covers two days, and topics covered in this course include:

DAY ONE

HOW TO FILL ICE CUBE TRAYS
Step by step guide with slide presentation

TOILET ROLLS- DO THEY GROW ON THE HOLDERS?
Roundtable discussion

DIFFERENCES BETWEEN LAUNDRY BASKET & FLOOR
Practicing with hamper (Pictures and graphics)

DISHES & SILVERWARE; DO THEY LEVITATE/FLY TO KITCHEN SINK OR DISHWASHER BY THEMSELVES?
Debate among a panel of experts.

LOSS OF VIRILITY
Losing the remote control to your significant other - Help line and support groups

LEARNING HOW TO FIND THINGS
Starting with looking in the right place instead of turning the house upside down while screaming - Open forum

DAY TWO

EMPTY MILK CARTONS; DO THEY BELONG IN THE FRIDGE OR THE BIN?
Group discussion and role play

HEALTH WATCH; BRINGING HER FLOWERS IS NOT HARMFUL TO YOUR HEALTH
PowerPoint presentation

REAL MEN ASK FOR DIRECTIONS WHEN LOST
Real life testimonial from the one man who did

IS IT GENETICALLY IMPOSSIBLE TO SIT QUIETLY AS SHE PARALLEL PARKS?
Driving simulation

LIVING WITH ADULTS; BASIC DIFFERENCES BETWEEN YOUR MOTHER AND YOUR PARTNER
Online class and role playing

HOW TO BE THE IDEAL SHOPPING COMPANION
Relaxation exercises, meditation and breathing techniques

REMEMBERING IMPORTANT DATES & CALLING WHEN YOU'RE GOING TO BE LATE
Bring your calendar or PDA to class

GETTING OVER IT; LEARNING HOW TO LIVE WITH BEING WRONG ALL THE TIME
Individual counsellors available

Gez · 31 Jan 2005, 17:06

Rob The Badger · 31 Jan 2005, 17:43

Let's explore this sexist tripe shall we? And, before all the 'holier-than-thou' women go off on one, don't pass this stuff off as cheap laughs, it's sexist and that's the end of it.

Quote:

Originally Posted by FALLEN ANGEL1000

NEW EVENING CLASSES FOR MEN!!!

ALL ARE WELCOME
OPEN TO MEN ONLY

Note: due to the complexity and level of difficulty, each course will accept a maximum of eight participants

The course covers two days, and topics covered in this course include:

DAY ONE

HOW TO FILL ICE CUBE TRAYS
Step by step guide with slide presentation
Fill tray with water, place in freezer.

TOILET ROLLS- DO THEY GROW ON THE HOLDERS?
Roundtable discussion
No, but paper does.

DIFFERENCES BETWEEN LAUNDRY BASKET & FLOOR
Practicing with hamper (Pictures and graphics)
Do I really need to explain how silly this is?

DISHES & SILVERWARE; DO THEY LEVITATE/FLY TO KITCHEN SINK OR DISHWASHER BY THEMSELVES?
Debate among a panel of experts.
Place dishes and silverware in sink/dishwasher, simple.

LOSS OF VIRILITY
Losing the remote control to your significant other - Help line and support groups
The remote control is not part of some ficticious male empire of control. Deal with it.

LEARNING HOW TO FIND THINGS
Starting with looking in the right place instead of turning the house upside down while screaming - Open forum
When asked politely if you kno where something is, do not respond "it's on the side" or "where did you see it last." Try finding things with people asking stupid questions...

DAY TWO

EMPTY MILK CARTONS; DO THEY BELONG IN THE FRIDGE OR THE BIN?
Group discussion and role play
Bin

HEALTH WATCH; BRINGING HER FLOWERS IS NOT HARMFUL TO YOUR HEALTH
PowerPoint presentation
Neither is buying him flowers harmful to yours.

REAL MEN ASK FOR DIRECTIONS WHEN LOST
Real life testimonial from the one man who did
Real men? How does one define? Seems ficticious to me

IS IT GENETICALLY IMPOSSIBLE TO SIT QUIETLY AS SHE PARALLEL PARKS?
Driving simulation
No, as well you know.

LIVING WITH ADULTS; BASIC DIFFERENCES BETWEEN YOUR MOTHER AND YOUR PARTNER
Online class and role playing
[We're children, why can't you use your maternal instincts on us instead of bringing more children into a world of suffering. Most men have crippling insecurities about being a 'real man' see above, and you have a tendency to reinforce these. [/b]

HOW TO BE THE IDEAL SHOPPING COMPANION
Relaxation exercises, meditation and breathing techniques
You don't always get what you always want.

REMEMBERING IMPORTANT DATES & CALLING WHEN YOU'RE GOING TO BE LATE
Bring your calendar or PDA to class
How does one define important? Birthdays, anniversaries? Pfft.

GETTING OVER IT; LEARNING HOW TO LIVE WITH BEING WRONG ALL THE TIME
Individual counsellors available
Your perception is hoplessley skewed. Oh well.

R. · 31 Jan 2005, 18:51

DIZZY DRUMMER · 31 Jan 2005, 21:59

R - I agree

Rob - Lighten up - it's a BITA FUN

We are have our faults

Tim · 02 Feb 2005, 19:54

Quote:

Originally Posted by FALLEN ANGEL1000

We are have our faults

Indeed... where shall we start, right men?

1. no lock on the wallet
2. allways buying new clothes
3. making a mess by throwing clothes on the floot
4. not allways into sex
5. have strange opinions about men
6. can't do two things at the same time (allthough the say they can)
7. can't park the car
8. .....

and so on.....

DIZZY DRUMMER · 02 Feb 2005, 22:38

Tim - I agree completely - except no. 6

I know I can do that one - have to for work & home

Don't drive anyway - only a motorbike - great on that - true biker me

Ageing Bat · 03 Feb 2005, 09:22

Tim, I have to disagree with number 7 - how on earth do you expect us to be able to park the car, when a man's measurement of 6 inces is most definately not as long as the ruler says?!!

DIZZY DRUMMER · 03 Feb 2005, 09:25

Well said Bat

Tim · 03 Feb 2005, 19:33

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ageing Bat

Tim, I have to disagree with number 7 - how on earth do you expect us to be able to park the car, when a man's measurement of 6 inces is most definately not as long as the ruler says?!!

Ooooh!!! How rude

Well, that is the first time that some woman agree with me. Victory !!!!

DIZZY DRUMMER · 03 Feb 2005, 22:50

Tim

I may agree with you .................... BUT I am due back in the mental asylum

airhead · 04 Feb 2005, 15:28

Come on rob, laugh at yourself, i laugh at myself all the time!

Rob The Badger · 05 Feb 2005, 11:00

Quote:

Originally Posted by airhead

Come on rob, laugh at yourself, i laugh at myself all the time!

I find myself quite repulsive and the thought of me makes me more likeley to wretch than laugh...

Tim · 05 Feb 2005, 14:19

Just let us laugh about this topic hahahah.

31 Jan 2005, 16:55	#1
DIZZY DRUMMER Always Ready For A Bang Join Date: 30.11.2003 Location: Left In The Dark .......... AGAIN Posts: 6,389	EVENING CLASSES FOR MEN !!!!!! NEW EVENING CLASSES FOR MEN!!! ALL ARE WELCOME OPEN TO MEN ONLY Note: due to the complexity and level of difficulty, each course will accept a maximum of eight participants The course covers two days, and topics covered in this course include: DAY ONE HOW TO FILL ICE CUBE TRAYS Step by step guide with slide presentation TOILET ROLLS- DO THEY GROW ON THE HOLDERS? Roundtable discussion DIFFERENCES BETWEEN LAUNDRY BASKET & FLOOR Practicing with hamper (Pictures and graphics) DISHES & SILVERWARE; DO THEY LEVITATE/FLY TO KITCHEN SINK OR DISHWASHER BY THEMSELVES? Debate among a panel of experts. LOSS OF VIRILITY Losing the remote control to your significant other - Help line and support groups LEARNING HOW TO FIND THINGS Starting with looking in the right place instead of turning the house upside down while screaming - Open forum DAY TWO EMPTY MILK CARTONS; DO THEY BELONG IN THE FRIDGE OR THE BIN? Group discussion and role play HEALTH WATCH; BRINGING HER FLOWERS IS NOT HARMFUL TO YOUR HEALTH PowerPoint presentation REAL MEN ASK FOR DIRECTIONS WHEN LOST Real life testimonial from the one man who did IS IT GENETICALLY IMPOSSIBLE TO SIT QUIETLY AS SHE PARALLEL PARKS? Driving simulation LIVING WITH ADULTS; BASIC DIFFERENCES BETWEEN YOUR MOTHER AND YOUR PARTNER Online class and role playing HOW TO BE THE IDEAL SHOPPING COMPANION Relaxation exercises, meditation and breathing techniques REMEMBERING IMPORTANT DATES & CALLING WHEN YOU'RE GOING TO BE LATE Bring your calendar or PDA to class GETTING OVER IT; LEARNING HOW TO LIVE WITH BEING WRONG ALL THE TIME Individual counsellors available

31 Jan 2005, 17:06	#2
Gez Knicker thief Join Date: 17.04.2003 Location: auch...not on the fence Posts: 5,633

31 Jan 2005, 18:51	#4
R. You dig. Join Date: 02.04.2002 Location: On the fothermucker Posts: 7,179

31 Jan 2005, 21:59	#5
DIZZY DRUMMER Always Ready For A Bang Join Date: 30.11.2003 Location: Left In The Dark .......... AGAIN Posts: 6,389	R - I agree Rob - Lighten up - it's a BITA FUN We are have our faults

02 Feb 2005, 22:38	#7
DIZZY DRUMMER Always Ready For A Bang Join Date: 30.11.2003 Location: Left In The Dark .......... AGAIN Posts: 6,389	Tim - I agree completely - except no. 6 I know I can do that one - have to for work & home Don't drive anyway - only a motorbike - great on that - true biker me

03 Feb 2005, 09:22	#8
Ageing Bat Young at heart. Slightly older in other places. Join Date: 20.11.2003 Location: Here! Posts: 1,311	Tim, I have to disagree with number 7 - how on earth do you expect us to be able to park the car, when a man's measurement of 6 inces is most definately not as long as the ruler says?!!

03 Feb 2005, 09:25	#9
DIZZY DRUMMER Always Ready For A Bang Join Date: 30.11.2003 Location: Left In The Dark .......... AGAIN Posts: 6,389	Well said Bat

03 Feb 2005, 22:50	#11
DIZZY DRUMMER Always Ready For A Bang Join Date: 30.11.2003 Location: Left In The Dark .......... AGAIN Posts: 6,389	Tim I may agree with you .................... BUT I am due back in the mental asylum

04 Feb 2005, 15:28	#12
airhead the enchanted spleen Join Date: 12.02.2004 Location: ok, you see that sweet little cottage? I live next door in the nuthouse. Posts: 1,909	Come on rob, laugh at yourself, i laugh at myself all the time!

05 Feb 2005, 14:19	#14
Tim The Butcher Join Date: 14.04.2002 Location: Westervoort, The Netherlands Posts: 10,321	Just let us laugh about this topic hahahah.