Originally Posted by FALLEN ANGEL1000

NEW EVENING CLASSES FOR MEN!!!

ALL ARE WELCOME
OPEN TO MEN ONLY


Note: due to the complexity and level of difficulty, each course will accept a maximum of eight participants

The course covers two days, and topics covered in this course include:



DAY ONE

HOW TO FILL ICE CUBE TRAYS
Step by step guide with slide presentation
Fill tray with water, place in freezer.

TOILET ROLLS- DO THEY GROW ON THE HOLDERS?
Roundtable discussion
No, but paper does.

DIFFERENCES BETWEEN LAUNDRY BASKET & FLOOR
Practicing with hamper (Pictures and graphics)
Do I really need to explain how silly this is?

DISHES & SILVERWARE; DO THEY LEVITATE/FLY TO KITCHEN SINK OR DISHWASHER BY THEMSELVES?
Debate among a panel of experts.
Place dishes and silverware in sink/dishwasher, simple.

LOSS OF VIRILITY
Losing the remote control to your significant other - Help line and support groups
The remote control is not part of some ficticious male empire of control. Deal with it.

LEARNING HOW TO FIND THINGS
Starting with looking in the right place instead of turning the house upside down while screaming - Open forum
When asked politely if you kno where something is, do not respond "it's on the side" or "where did you see it last." Try finding things with people asking stupid questions...


DAY TWO

EMPTY MILK CARTONS; DO THEY BELONG IN THE FRIDGE OR THE BIN?
Group discussion and role play
Bin

HEALTH WATCH; BRINGING HER FLOWERS IS NOT HARMFUL TO YOUR HEALTH
PowerPoint presentation
Neither is buying him flowers harmful to yours.

REAL MEN ASK FOR DIRECTIONS WHEN LOST
Real life testimonial from the one man who did
Real men? How does one define? Seems ficticious to me

IS IT GENETICALLY IMPOSSIBLE TO SIT QUIETLY AS SHE PARALLEL PARKS?
Driving simulation
No, as well you know.

LIVING WITH ADULTS; BASIC DIFFERENCES BETWEEN YOUR MOTHER AND YOUR PARTNER
Online class and role playing
[We're children, why can't you use your maternal instincts on us instead of bringing more children into a world of suffering. Most men have crippling insecurities about being a 'real man' see above, and you have a tendency to reinforce these. [/b]

HOW TO BE THE IDEAL SHOPPING COMPANION
Relaxation exercises, meditation and breathing techniques
You don't always get what you always want.

REMEMBERING IMPORTANT DATES & CALLING WHEN YOU'RE GOING TO BE LATE
Bring your calendar or PDA to class
How does one define important? Birthdays, anniversaries? Pfft.

GETTING OVER IT; LEARNING HOW TO LIVE WITH BEING WRONG ALL THE TIME
Individual counsellors available
Your perception is hoplessley skewed. Oh well.

Originally Posted by FALLEN ANGEL1000

We are have our faults :wink:

Originally Posted by Ageing Bat

Tim, I have to disagree with number 7 - how on earth do you expect us to be able to park the car, when a man's measurement of 6 inces is most definately not as long as the ruler says?!! :lol:

Originally Posted by airhead

Come on rob, laugh at yourself, i laugh at myself all the time!