Lonely Hearts

Chris · 22 Feb 2004, 22:45

I ahve decided to place a lonely Hearts ad int he local paper.

What do you reckon?

My Ad!!!!!

[RDH]draconia · 22 Feb 2004, 22:46

you is a sick puppy chris

but i like it

any there for me at all????

DIZZY DRUMMER · 22 Feb 2004, 22:59

Chris

u dirty dog

mariella · 22 Feb 2004, 23:08

Chris, sure you will have a whole queue of twins, to pick from soon!

black dog · 22 Feb 2004, 23:10

Chris. You will lead all the young girls here astray. We'll put out a warning about you.

[RDH]draconia · 22 Feb 2004, 23:14

but black dog
not all of us can be lead astray

will i cant be anyway as i am SO far from that path than NO ONE can find me

shadow1000001 · 23 Feb 2004, 00:26

Good one Chris

Make sure you ask for pics too

Maria

heat · 23 Feb 2004, 01:13

Chris - in the interest of your safety, i think i should vet these twins for you - give them the Heat's seal of approval...

ChrissybabezNI · 23 Feb 2004, 03:16

Lol I actually did see one something like that in the paper, it said something like wanting a rich blonde

sherrie87 · 23 Feb 2004, 03:55

Best of luck Chris, LOL!

My best friend here in the States is on the lookout for a gentleman, though I fear that she does not meet a single one of your requirements!

BTW- have you ever heard Meat's "sleeping with twins" horror story? It's a bit frightening- it's from the Howard Stern show and I think it's available on MOTS.
Sherrie

native texan · 23 Feb 2004, 04:39

Sherrie,

What is MOTS? I'm sure I'm exposing some long-hidden ignorance, but I just can't figure it out.

kaz · 23 Feb 2004, 17:41

lol that is so funny!
good luck though- i don't think there is women out there that meets all of those criteria!

Chris · 23 Feb 2004, 21:20

Quote:

Originally Posted by sherrie87

BTW- have you ever heard Meat's "sleeping with twins" horror story? It's a bit frightening- it's from the Howard Stern show and I think it's available on MOTS.
Sherrie

I have just heard it.

So long as they don't redecorate I will cope.

Gez · 23 Feb 2004, 21:32

Let me know how you get on Chris.......and......if she has a sister

22 Feb 2004, 22:45	#1
Chris Mega Loafer Join Date: 14.04.2002 Location: Somewhere in the real world. Posts: 7,527	Lonely Hearts I ahve decided to place a lonely Hearts ad int he local paper. What do you reckon? My Ad!!!!!

22 Feb 2004, 22:46	#2
[RDH]draconia Super Loafer Join Date: 29.10.2003 Location: wickford,essex,england Posts: 374	you is a sick puppy chris but i like it any there for me at all????

22 Feb 2004, 22:59	#3
DIZZY DRUMMER Always Ready For A Bang Join Date: 30.11.2003 Location: Left In The Dark .......... AGAIN Posts: 6,389	Chris u dirty dog

22 Feb 2004, 23:08	#4
mariella Mega Loafer Join Date: 04.02.2003 Location: Holland Posts: 4,063	Chris, sure you will have a whole queue of twins, to pick from soon!

22 Feb 2004, 23:10	#5
black dog Mega Loafer Join Date: 21.11.2003 Location: Cornwall Posts: 1,667	Chris. You will lead all the young girls here astray. We'll put out a warning about you.

22 Feb 2004, 23:14	#6
[RDH]draconia Super Loafer Join Date: 29.10.2003 Location: wickford,essex,england Posts: 374	but black dog not all of us can be lead astray will i cant be anyway as i am SO far from that path than NO ONE can find me

23 Feb 2004, 00:26	#7
shadow1000001 Mega Loafer Join Date: 10.07.2003 Location: Red Deer, Alberta, Canada Posts: 2,580	Good one Chris Make sure you ask for pics too Maria

23 Feb 2004, 01:13	#8
heat Rampant Loafer... Join Date: 29.07.2002 Location: welshy wales Posts: 5,706	Chris - in the interest of your safety, i think i should vet these twins for you - give them the Heat's seal of approval...

23 Feb 2004, 03:16	#9
ChrissybabezNI Super Loafer Join Date: 18.11.2003 Location: Carrickfergus, Northern Ireland Posts: 352	Lol I actually did see one something like that in the paper, it said something like wanting a rich blonde

23 Feb 2004, 03:55	#10
sherrie87 Mega Loafer Join Date: 20.02.2003 Location: Largo, FL Posts: 1,262	Best of luck Chris, LOL! My best friend here in the States is on the lookout for a gentleman, though I fear that she does not meet a single one of your requirements! BTW- have you ever heard Meat's "sleeping with twins" horror story? It's a bit frightening- it's from the Howard Stern show and I think it's available on MOTS. Sherrie

23 Feb 2004, 04:39	#11
native texan Super Loafer Join Date: 03.01.2004 Location: I was gambling in Havana Posts: 232	Sherrie, What is MOTS? I'm sure I'm exposing some long-hidden ignorance, but I just can't figure it out.

23 Feb 2004, 17:41	#12
kaz Super Loafer Join Date: 12.11.2003 Location: Birmingham, England Posts: 243	lol that is so funny! good luck though- i don't think there is women out there that meets all of those criteria!

23 Feb 2004, 21:32	#14
Gez Knicker thief Join Date: 17.04.2003 Location: auch...not on the fence Posts: 5,633	Let me know how you get on Chris.......and......if she has a sister