Lonely Hearts
 

I ahve decided to place a lonely Hearts ad int he local paper.

What do you reckon?

My Ad!!!!!

you is a sick puppy chris :twisted: :twisted:

but i like it

any there for me at all????

Chris

u dirty dog :twisted: :devil:

Chris, sure you will have a whole queue of twins, to pick from soon! :lmao:

Chris. You will lead all the young girls here astray. We'll put out a warning about you. :twisted:

but black dog
not all of us can be lead astray :twisted:
will i cant be anyway as i am SO far from that path than NO ONE can find me :twisted: :twisted:

Good one Chris :twisted: Make sure you ask for pics too :lol:



Maria

Chris - in the interest of your safety, i think i should vet these twins for you - give them the Heat's seal of approval... :twisted:

Lol I actually did see one something like that in the paper, it said something like wanting a rich blonde :?

Best of luck Chris, LOL! :lol: My best friend here in the States is on the lookout for a gentleman, though I fear that she does not meet a single one of your requirements!

BTW- have you ever heard Meat's "sleeping with twins" horror story? It's a bit frightening- it's from the Howard Stern show and I think it's available on MOTS.
Sherrie

Sherrie,

What is MOTS? I'm sure I'm exposing some long-hidden ignorance, but I just can't figure it out. :oops:

lol that is so funny!
good luck though- i don't think there is women out there that meets all of those criteria!

I have just heard it.

So long as they don't redecorate I will cope. :lmao:

Let me know how you get on Chris.......and......if she has a sister :wink: