just for the girls

[RDH]draconia · 06 Jan 2004, 16:03

i have been giver this site from a clan that i belong to from a private fourm since there are only 10 females that belong there is a "bitches room"

http://www.yoni.com/bitchf/bitchboard.shtml
it looks like fun

some of it is a bit offencive so i apologise in advance

dottie · 06 Jan 2004, 16:18

Now that is interesting draconia

[RDH]draconia · 06 Jan 2004, 16:32

oh i do have some more if you would like them

dottie · 06 Jan 2004, 16:33

Oh Yes Please!

[RDH]draconia · 06 Jan 2004, 16:35

http://www.heartless-bitches.com/index.shtml

http://www.ihatemen.com/

the i hate men one is brill esp the tips for men

dottie · 06 Jan 2004, 16:43

I just love these draconia, needed that laugh,

going to have another look later

Kitty Kat · 06 Jan 2004, 19:47

Very Funny - set me up for the evening :) :)

shadow1000001 · 06 Jan 2004, 22:52

I love those Draconia

Sign me up

[RDH]draconia · 06 Jan 2004, 23:30

im so glad that you enjoyed it
you can add to it if you want

[RDH]draconia · 08 Jan 2004, 15:25

15 Laws For Women To Live By

1. Don't imagine you can change a man - unless he's in diapers.

2. What do you do if your boyfriend walks out? You shut the door.

3. If they put a man on the moon - they should be able to put
them all up there.

4. Never let your man's mind wander - it's too little to be out
alone.

5. Go for younger men. You might as well - they never mature
anyway.

6. Men are all the same - they just have different faces, so that
you can tell them apart.

7. Definition of a bachelor: a man who has missed the opportunity
to make some woman miserable.

8. Women don't make fools of men - most of them are the
do-it-yourself types.

9. Best way to get a man to do something - suggest they are too
old for it.

10. Love is blind - but marriage is a real eye-opener.

11. If you want a committed man - look in a mental hospital.

12. The children of Israel wandered around the desert for 40
years. Even in biblical times, men wouldn't ask for directions.

13. If he asks what sort of books you're interested in, tell him
checkbooks.

14. Remember a sense of humor does not mean that you tell him
jokes, it means that you laugh at his.

15. Sadly, all men are created equal.

shadow1000001 · 08 Jan 2004, 17:00

Those are good draconia

Here's one for you,
What do you do if your husband is running around the back yard?
Shoot him again

[RDH]draconia · 08 Jan 2004, 20:06

thanks shadow1000001
i have also got this one its not about men but it is just as funny

Management 101

Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more then 100%?
We have all been to those meetings where someone wants over 100%. How
about achieving 103%?

Here's a little maths that might prove helpful...

What makes life 100%?

If: A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z
Is represented as:
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26

Then:
H A R D W O R K
8 1 18 4 23 15 18 11=98%

K N O W L E D G E
11 14 15 23 12 5 4 7 5=96%

But,
A T T I T U D E
1 20 20 9 20 21 4 5=100%

And,
B U L L S H I T
2 21 12 12 19 8 9 20=103%

So, it stands to reason that hard work and knowledge will get you close,
attitude will get you there, but bullshit will put you over the top. And
look how far ass kissing will take you...

A S S K I S S I N G
1 19 19 11 9 19 19 9 14= 118%!!!!

This ends today's management lesson.

Gez · 16 Jan 2004, 22:00

Girls girls.............me thinks youz have some issues here

shadow1000001 · 16 Jan 2004, 23:01

Quote:

Originally Posted by Gerry

Girls girls.............me thinks youz have some issues here

maybe just a few

*AndyK* · 17 Jan 2004, 01:21

Ladies, Ladies, ladies......

haven't you all got some ironing or cleaning to be doing

AndyK
... ducking and running for cover

shadow1000001 · 17 Jan 2004, 02:43

Quote:

Originally Posted by AndyK

Ladies, Ladies, ladies......

haven't you all got some ironing or cleaning to be doing

AndyK
... ducking and running for cover

You do like to live dangerously

Maria

*AndyK* · 17 Jan 2004, 10:40

Quote:

Originally Posted by shadow1000001

Quote:

Originally Posted by AndyK

Ladies, Ladies, ladies......

haven't you all got some ironing or cleaning to be doing

AndyK
... ducking and running for cover

You do like to live dangerously

Maria

Well, if you're not living life on the edge then you're taking up too much room I reckon

heat · 17 Jan 2004, 10:44

Quote:

Originally Posted by AndyK

haven't you all got some ironing or cleaning to be doing

HELL NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Life is wayyyyy to short to spend it ironing - that's why i pay someone to do it for me. And as for the cleaning malarkey - thats why i have a husband - i mean...i wouldn't keep a dog and bark myself....

[RDH]draconia · 23 Jan 2004, 20:34

Virginity like bubble, one prick, all gone
Man who run in front of car get tired.
Man who run behind car get exhausted.
Foolish man give wife grand piano, wise man give wife upright organ.

Man who walk through airport turnstile sideways going to Bangkok.
Baseball is wrong: man with four balls cannot walk.
It take many nails to build crib, but one screw to fill it.
Panties not best thing on earth but next to best thing on earth.
Man with hand in pocket feel cocky all day.
Man who drive like hell, bound to get there
Ancient chinese proverbs. :)

06 Jan 2004, 16:03	#1
[RDH]draconia Super Loafer Join Date: 29.10.2003 Location: wickford,essex,england Posts: 374	just for the girls i have been giver this site from a clan that i belong to from a private fourm since there are only 10 females that belong there is a "bitches room" http://www.yoni.com/bitchf/bitchboard.shtml it looks like fun some of it is a bit offencive so i apologise in advance

06 Jan 2004, 16:18	#2
dottie queen post- whore extraordinaire Join Date: 29.01.2003 Location: Still Rockin' at "72" Posts: 13,181	Now that is interesting draconia

06 Jan 2004, 16:32	#3
[RDH]draconia Super Loafer Join Date: 29.10.2003 Location: wickford,essex,england Posts: 374	oh i do have some more if you would like them

06 Jan 2004, 16:33	#4
dottie queen post- whore extraordinaire Join Date: 29.01.2003 Location: Still Rockin' at "72" Posts: 13,181	Oh Yes Please!

06 Jan 2004, 16:35	#5
[RDH]draconia Super Loafer Join Date: 29.10.2003 Location: wickford,essex,england Posts: 374	http://www.heartless-bitches.com/index.shtml http://www.ihatemen.com/ the i hate men one is brill esp the tips for men

06 Jan 2004, 16:43	#6
dottie queen post- whore extraordinaire Join Date: 29.01.2003 Location: Still Rockin' at "72" Posts: 13,181	I just love these draconia, needed that laugh, going to have another look later

06 Jan 2004, 19:47	#7
Kitty Kat Senior Loafer Join Date: 03.09.2003 Location: West Yorkshire, UK Posts: 198	Very Funny - set me up for the evening :) :)

06 Jan 2004, 22:52	#8
shadow1000001 Mega Loafer Join Date: 10.07.2003 Location: Red Deer, Alberta, Canada Posts: 2,580	I love those Draconia Sign me up

06 Jan 2004, 23:30	#9
[RDH]draconia Super Loafer Join Date: 29.10.2003 Location: wickford,essex,england Posts: 374	im so glad that you enjoyed it you can add to it if you want

08 Jan 2004, 15:25	#10
[RDH]draconia Super Loafer Join Date: 29.10.2003 Location: wickford,essex,england Posts: 374	15 Laws For Women To Live By 1. Don't imagine you can change a man - unless he's in diapers. 2. What do you do if your boyfriend walks out? You shut the door. 3. If they put a man on the moon - they should be able to put them all up there. 4. Never let your man's mind wander - it's too little to be out alone. 5. Go for younger men. You might as well - they never mature anyway. 6. Men are all the same - they just have different faces, so that you can tell them apart. 7. Definition of a bachelor: a man who has missed the opportunity to make some woman miserable. 8. Women don't make fools of men - most of them are the do-it-yourself types. 9. Best way to get a man to do something - suggest they are too old for it. 10. Love is blind - but marriage is a real eye-opener. 11. If you want a committed man - look in a mental hospital. 12. The children of Israel wandered around the desert for 40 years. Even in biblical times, men wouldn't ask for directions. 13. If he asks what sort of books you're interested in, tell him checkbooks. 14. Remember a sense of humor does not mean that you tell him jokes, it means that you laugh at his. 15. Sadly, all men are created equal.

08 Jan 2004, 17:00	#11
shadow1000001 Mega Loafer Join Date: 10.07.2003 Location: Red Deer, Alberta, Canada Posts: 2,580	Those are good draconia Here's one for you, What do you do if your husband is running around the back yard? Shoot him again

08 Jan 2004, 20:06	#12
[RDH]draconia Super Loafer Join Date: 29.10.2003 Location: wickford,essex,england Posts: 374	thanks shadow1000001 i have also got this one its not about men but it is just as funny Management 101 Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more then 100%? We have all been to those meetings where someone wants over 100%. How about achieving 103%? Here's a little maths that might prove helpful... What makes life 100%? If: A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z Is represented as: 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26 Then: H A R D W O R K 8 1 18 4 23 15 18 11=98% K N O W L E D G E 11 14 15 23 12 5 4 7 5=96% But, A T T I T U D E 1 20 20 9 20 21 4 5=100% And, B U L L S H I T 2 21 12 12 19 8 9 20=103% So, it stands to reason that hard work and knowledge will get you close, attitude will get you there, but bullshit will put you over the top. And look how far ass kissing will take you... A S S K I S S I N G 1 19 19 11 9 19 19 9 14= 118%!!!! This ends today's management lesson.

16 Jan 2004, 22:00	#13
Gez Knicker thief Join Date: 17.04.2003 Location: auch...not on the fence Posts: 5,636	Girls girls.............me thinks youz have some issues here

17 Jan 2004, 01:21	#15
AndyK Relentless Join Date: 21.11.2003 Location: Over the top..... seeing what's on the other side Posts: 18,694	Ladies, Ladies, ladies...... haven't you all got some ironing or cleaning to be doing AndyK ... ducking and running for cover

23 Jan 2004, 20:34	#19
[RDH]draconia Super Loafer Join Date: 29.10.2003 Location: wickford,essex,england Posts: 374	Virginity like bubble, one prick, all gone Man who run in front of car get tired. Man who run behind car get exhausted. Foolish man give wife grand piano, wise man give wife upright organ. Man who walk through airport turnstile sideways going to Bangkok. Baseball is wrong: man with four balls cannot walk. It take many nails to build crib, but one screw to fill it. Panties not best thing on earth but next to best thing on earth. Man with hand in pocket feel cocky all day. Man who drive like hell, bound to get there Ancient chinese proverbs. :)