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[RDH]draconia 06 Jan 2004 16:03

just for the girls
 
i have been giver this site from a clan that i belong to from a private fourm since there are only 10 females that belong there is a "bitches room"

http://www.yoni.com/bitchf/bitchboard.shtml
it looks like fun

some of it is a bit offencive so i apologise in advance

dottie 06 Jan 2004 16:18

Now that is interesting draconia :twisted: :roll: :lol:

[RDH]draconia 06 Jan 2004 16:32

oh i do have some more if you would like them :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:

dottie 06 Jan 2004 16:33

Oh Yes Please! :twisted: :lol:

[RDH]draconia 06 Jan 2004 16:35

http://www.heartless-bitches.com/index.shtml

http://www.ihatemen.com/

the i hate men one is brill esp the tips for men

dottie 06 Jan 2004 16:43

I just love these draconia, needed that laugh, :lol: going to have another look later :lmao:

Kitty Kat 06 Jan 2004 19:47

Very Funny - set me up for the evening :) :)

shadow1000001 06 Jan 2004 22:52

I love those Draconia :D Sign me up :wink:

[RDH]draconia 06 Jan 2004 23:30

im so glad that you enjoyed it
you can add to it if you want

[RDH]draconia 08 Jan 2004 15:25

15 Laws For Women To Live By

1. Don't imagine you can change a man - unless he's in diapers.

2. What do you do if your boyfriend walks out? You shut the door.

3. If they put a man on the moon - they should be able to put
them all up there.

4. Never let your man's mind wander - it's too little to be out
alone.

5. Go for younger men. You might as well - they never mature
anyway.

6. Men are all the same - they just have different faces, so that
you can tell them apart.

7. Definition of a bachelor: a man who has missed the opportunity
to make some woman miserable.

8. Women don't make fools of men - most of them are the
do-it-yourself types.

9. Best way to get a man to do something - suggest they are too
old for it.

10. Love is blind - but marriage is a real eye-opener.

11. If you want a committed man - look in a mental hospital.

12. The children of Israel wandered around the desert for 40
years. Even in biblical times, men wouldn't ask for directions.

13. If he asks what sort of books you're interested in, tell him
checkbooks.

14. Remember a sense of humor does not mean that you tell him
jokes, it means that you laugh at his.

15. Sadly, all men are created equal.

shadow1000001 08 Jan 2004 17:00

Those are good draconia :lmao:

Here's one for you,
What do you do if your husband is running around the back yard?
Shoot him again :wink:

[RDH]draconia 08 Jan 2004 20:06

thanks shadow1000001
i have also got this one its not about men but it is just as funny

Management 101

Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more then 100%?
We have all been to those meetings where someone wants over 100%. How
about achieving 103%?

Here's a little maths that might prove helpful...

What makes life 100%?

If: A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z
Is represented as:
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26

Then:
H A R D W O R K
8 1 18 4 23 15 18 11=98%

K N O W L E D G E
11 14 15 23 12 5 4 7 5=96%

But,
A T T I T U D E
1 20 20 9 20 21 4 5=100%

And,
B U L L S H I T
2 21 12 12 19 8 9 20=103%

So, it stands to reason that hard work and knowledge will get you close,
attitude will get you there, but bullshit will put you over the top. And
look how far ass kissing will take you...

A S S K I S S I N G
1 19 19 11 9 19 19 9 14= 118%!!!!

This ends today's management lesson.

Gez 16 Jan 2004 22:00

Girls girls.............me thinks youz have some issues here :bicker:

shadow1000001 16 Jan 2004 23:01

Quote:

Originally Posted by Gerry
Girls girls.............me thinks youz have some issues here :bicker:


maybe just a few :twisted:

AndyK 17 Jan 2004 01:21

Ladies, Ladies, ladies......

haven't you all got some ironing or cleaning to be doing :twisted:

AndyK
... ducking and running for cover :D

shadow1000001 17 Jan 2004 02:43

Quote:

Originally Posted by AndyK
Ladies, Ladies, ladies......

haven't you all got some ironing or cleaning to be doing :twisted:

AndyK
... ducking and running for cover :D

You do like to live dangerously :twisted:

Maria

AndyK 17 Jan 2004 10:40

Quote:

Originally Posted by shadow1000001
Quote:

Originally Posted by AndyK
Ladies, Ladies, ladies......

haven't you all got some ironing or cleaning to be doing :twisted:

AndyK
... ducking and running for cover :D

You do like to live dangerously :twisted:

Maria

Well, if you're not living life on the edge then you're taking up too much room I reckon :D

heat 17 Jan 2004 10:44

Quote:

Originally Posted by AndyK
haven't you all got some ironing or cleaning to be doing :twisted:

HELL NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Life is wayyyyy to short to spend it ironing - that's why i pay someone to do it for me. And as for the cleaning malarkey - thats why i have a husband - i mean...i wouldn't keep a dog and bark myself....

[RDH]draconia 23 Jan 2004 20:34

Virginity like bubble, one prick, all gone
Man who run in front of car get tired.
Man who run behind car get exhausted.
Foolish man give wife grand piano, wise man give wife upright organ.

Man who walk through airport turnstile sideways going to Bangkok.
Baseball is wrong: man with four balls cannot walk.
It take many nails to build crib, but one screw to fill it.
Panties not best thing on earth but next to best thing on earth.
Man with hand in pocket feel cocky all day.
Man who drive like hell, bound to get there
Ancient chinese proverbs. :)


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