Newspaper Headlines...

heat · 09 Jun 2003, 09:11

All of these have been written as headlines in Newspapers this past year...

Police Find Crack On Governers Daughter

Something Went Wrong In Jet Crash, Experts Say

Police Begin Campaigin To Run Down Jaywalkers

Iraqui Head Seeks Arms

Is There A Ring Of Debris Around Uranus?

Prostitues Appeal To Pope

Panda Mating Fails, Veternarian Takes Over

Teacher Strikes Idle Kids

Miners Refuse To Work After Death

Juvinile Court To Try Shooting Defendant

War Dims Hope For Peace

If Strike Isn't Settled Quickly, It May Last Awhile

Cold Wave Linked To Temperatures

Enfield Couple Slain, Police Suspect Homicide

Red Tape Holds Up New Bridges

Typhoon Rips Through Cemetary, Hundreds Dead

Man Struck By Lightning Faces Battery Charge

New Study Of Obesity Looks For Larger Test Group

Astranaut Takes Blame For Gas In Spacecraft

Kids Make Nutricious Snacks

Local High School Dropouts Cut In Half

Hospitals Are Sued By Seven Foot Doctors

Heat

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Shane · 09 Jun 2003, 12:34

Thanks for posting those headlines. I LOVE EM!

I don't have any weird headlines of my own to add, but a few years ago my local newspaper put a full colour picture of a young boy urinating on the ground (at a music event), on the front page.

09 Jun 2003, 09:11	#1
heat Rampant Loafer... Join Date: 29.07.2002 Location: welshy wales Posts: 5,706	Newspaper Headlines... All of these have been written as headlines in Newspapers this past year... Police Find Crack On Governers Daughter Something Went Wrong In Jet Crash, Experts Say Police Begin Campaigin To Run Down Jaywalkers Iraqui Head Seeks Arms Is There A Ring Of Debris Around Uranus? Prostitues Appeal To Pope Panda Mating Fails, Veternarian Takes Over Teacher Strikes Idle Kids Miners Refuse To Work After Death Juvinile Court To Try Shooting Defendant War Dims Hope For Peace If Strike Isn't Settled Quickly, It May Last Awhile Cold Wave Linked To Temperatures Enfield Couple Slain, Police Suspect Homicide Red Tape Holds Up New Bridges Typhoon Rips Through Cemetary, Hundreds Dead Man Struck By Lightning Faces Battery Charge New Study Of Obesity Looks For Larger Test Group Astranaut Takes Blame For Gas In Spacecraft Kids Make Nutricious Snacks Local High School Dropouts Cut In Half Hospitals Are Sued By Seven Foot Doctors Heat xxx

09 Jun 2003, 12:34	#2
Shane Super Loafer Join Date: 30.04.2002 Location: Palmerston North, New Zealand (GMT+12) Posts: 608	LOL! Thanks for posting those headlines. I LOVE EM! I don't have any weird headlines of my own to add, but a few years ago my local newspaper put a full colour picture of a young boy urinating on the ground (at a music event), on the front page.