Newspaper Headlines...
 

All of these have been written as headlines in Newspapers this past year...

:lol: Police Find Crack On Governers Daughter

:lol: Something Went Wrong In Jet Crash, Experts Say

:lol: Police Begin Campaigin To Run Down Jaywalkers

:lol: Iraqui Head Seeks Arms

:lol: Is There A Ring Of Debris Around Uranus?

:lol: Prostitues Appeal To Pope

:lol: Panda Mating Fails, Veternarian Takes Over

:lol: Teacher Strikes Idle Kids

:lol: Miners Refuse To Work After Death

:lol: Juvinile Court To Try Shooting Defendant

:lol: War Dims Hope For Peace

:lol: If Strike Isn't Settled Quickly, It May Last Awhile

:lol: Cold Wave Linked To Temperatures

:lol: Enfield Couple Slain, Police Suspect Homicide

:lol: Red Tape Holds Up New Bridges

:lol: Typhoon Rips Through Cemetary, Hundreds Dead

:lol: Man Struck By Lightning Faces Battery Charge

:lol: New Study Of Obesity Looks For Larger Test Group

:lol: Astranaut Takes Blame For Gas In Spacecraft

:lol: Kids Make Nutricious Snacks

:lol: Local High School Dropouts Cut In Half

:lol: Hospitals Are Sued By Seven Foot Doctors


Heat :D
xxx

LOL!
 

Thanks for posting those headlines. I LOVE EM!

I don't have any weird headlines of my own to add, but a few years ago my local newspaper put a full colour picture of a young boy urinating on the ground (at a music event), on the front page.