I wish I hadn't ...

R. · 22 Jan 2008, 20:31

I wish I hadn't started this thread.

And you?

Rickmonster · 22 Jan 2008, 21:25

I wish you had started it a long time ago, but now I do not care.

snowy · 22 Jan 2008, 22:39

I wish I had not had to sit through 2+ hours of a parents evening tonight!

Rickmonster · 23 Jan 2008, 01:09

I wish I hadn't responded to this thread in the first place.

*AndyK* · 23 Jan 2008, 11:49

I wish I hadn't even looked to see this latest spam thread created by R. ...

mszee · 23 Jan 2008, 20:22

I wish I didn't think this was some clever youtube video that I have to postpone watching until I get home to hear it properly...but then got bored at work and clicked on this thread anyway and found THIS...

tinkerbell · 23 Jan 2008, 20:31

I wish i had'nt bothered...

**RadioMaster** · 23 Jan 2008, 20:33

i wish i wouldnt give a carp lol

mszee · 23 Jan 2008, 20:39

I wish this thread wasn't now in my favorites and every time somebody does NOT wish something I have to know about it...

*AndyK* · 23 Jan 2008, 20:45

I wish I hadn't eaten quite so much cake tonight

mszee · 23 Jan 2008, 21:02

I wish I didn't come here yet again seeing how AndyK's post is the last and thinking maybe he is moderating R.

*AndyK* · 23 Jan 2008, 21:09

I wish I hadn't ignored the art students at Harrogate College when I studied engineering there ... could be friends with a top TV star now!

LucyK! · 23 Jan 2008, 21:12

Never ignore art students

I wish I hadn't started this part of my course...I'm crap at it!

Rickmonster · 23 Jan 2008, 21:15

I wish I hadn't majored in math. Maybe could have been that top TV star.

**RadioMaster** · 23 Jan 2008, 21:31

i wish i wasnt that tv star

R. · 06 Feb 2008, 22:18

... posted in the "I have never ..." thread.

duke knooby · 06 Feb 2008, 22:20

done what i did on the weekend that didnt happen

Lord Kagan · 06 Feb 2008, 23:16

met rj

MeatGrl1 · 07 Feb 2008, 02:46

!!!

R. were you bored again

?

mszee · 07 Feb 2008, 14:18

Come back to this thread looking for something profound...

Hypnobabe · 07 Feb 2008, 14:32

... followed you.

mszee · 07 Feb 2008, 14:39

Followed YOU...

**Monstro** · 07 Feb 2008, 14:52

clicked on new posts

samurai7 · 07 Feb 2008, 19:29

I wish I hadn't picked up that hitch-hiker. He just wouldn't shut up, so I had to shut him up. I hope they never find the body.

R. · 07 Feb 2008, 19:58

Quote:

Originally Posted by samurai7

I wish I hadn't picked up that hitch-hiker. He just wouldn't shut up, so I had to shut him up. I hope they never find the body.

I wish I hadn't told you ...

Quote:

You're always gonna have problems lifting a body in one piece. Apparently the best thing to do is cut up a corpse into six pieces and pile it all together. And when you got your six pieces, you gotta get rid of them, because it's no good leaving it in the deep freeze for your mum to discover, now is it? Then I hear the best thing to do is feed them to pigs. You got to starve the pigs for a few days, then the sight of a chopped-up body will look like curry to a pisshead. You gotta shave the heads of your victims, and pull the teeth out for the sake of the piggies' digestion. You could do this afterwards, of course, but you don't want to go sievin' through pig shit, now do you? They will go through bone like butter. You need at least sixteen pigs to finish the job in one sitting, so be wary of any man who keeps a pig farm. They will go through a body that weighs 200 pounds in about eight minutes. That means that a single pig can consume two pounds of uncooked flesh every minute. Hence the expression, "as greedy as a pig".

22 Jan 2008, 20:31	#1
R. You dig. Join Date: 02.04.2002 Location: On the fothermucker Posts: 7,179	I wish I hadn't ... I wish I hadn't started this thread. And you?

22 Jan 2008, 21:25	#2
Rickmonster Super Loafer Join Date: 16.10.2006 Location: High Desert Posts: 384	I wish you had started it a long time ago, but now I do not care.

22 Jan 2008, 22:39	#3
snowy Super Loafer Join Date: 21.04.2006 Location: Herts Posts: 292	I wish I had not had to sit through 2+ hours of a parents evening tonight!

23 Jan 2008, 01:09	#4
Rickmonster Super Loafer Join Date: 16.10.2006 Location: High Desert Posts: 384	I wish I hadn't responded to this thread in the first place.

23 Jan 2008, 11:49	#5
AndyK Relentless Join Date: 21.11.2003 Location: Over the top..... seeing what's on the other side Posts: 18,694	I wish I hadn't even looked to see this latest spam thread created by R. ...

23 Jan 2008, 20:22	#6
mszee Mega Loafer Join Date: 28.03.2006 Location: And you think you're down under??? Posts: 26,252	I wish I didn't think this was some clever youtube video that I have to postpone watching until I get home to hear it properly...but then got bored at work and clicked on this thread anyway and found THIS...

23 Jan 2008, 20:31	#7
tinkerbell Mega Loafer Join Date: 16.09.2006 Location: N. Ireland Posts: 4,562	I wish i had'nt bothered...

23 Jan 2008, 20:33	#8
RadioMaster The German Join Date: 11.03.2006 Location: some kind of hunting lodge for rich weirdos... Posts: 15,778	i wish i wouldnt give a carp lol

23 Jan 2008, 20:39	#9
mszee Mega Loafer Join Date: 28.03.2006 Location: And you think you're down under??? Posts: 26,252	I wish this thread wasn't now in my favorites and every time somebody does NOT wish something I have to know about it...

23 Jan 2008, 20:45	#10
AndyK Relentless Join Date: 21.11.2003 Location: Over the top..... seeing what's on the other side Posts: 18,694	I wish I hadn't eaten quite so much cake tonight

23 Jan 2008, 21:02	#11
mszee Mega Loafer Join Date: 28.03.2006 Location: And you think you're down under??? Posts: 26,252	I wish I didn't come here yet again seeing how AndyK's post is the last and thinking maybe he is moderating R.

23 Jan 2008, 21:09	#12
AndyK Relentless Join Date: 21.11.2003 Location: Over the top..... seeing what's on the other side Posts: 18,694	I wish I hadn't ignored the art students at Harrogate College when I studied engineering there ... could be friends with a top TV star now!

23 Jan 2008, 21:12	#13
LucyK! The Monster Is Luce Join Date: 14.04.2002 Location: Posts: 7,547	Never ignore art students I wish I hadn't started this part of my course...I'm crap at it!

23 Jan 2008, 21:15	#14
Rickmonster Super Loafer Join Date: 16.10.2006 Location: High Desert Posts: 384	I wish I hadn't majored in math. Maybe could have been that top TV star.

23 Jan 2008, 21:31	#15
RadioMaster The German Join Date: 11.03.2006 Location: some kind of hunting lodge for rich weirdos... Posts: 15,778	i wish i wasnt that tv star

06 Feb 2008, 22:18	#16
R. You dig. Join Date: 02.04.2002 Location: On the fothermucker Posts: 7,179	... posted in the "I have never ..." thread.

06 Feb 2008, 22:20	#17
duke knooby Mega Loafer Join Date: 24.06.2005 Location: belfast Posts: 17,890	done what i did on the weekend that didnt happen

06 Feb 2008, 23:16	#18
Lord Kagan On the other hand, You have different fingers Join Date: 17.05.2006 Location: Belfast Posts: 8,833	met rj

07 Feb 2008, 02:46	#19
MeatGrl1 No Day But Today Join Date: 29.05.2006 Location: Sitting on the steps outside looking so restless and reckless and lost! Posts: 9,089	!!! R. were you bored again ?

07 Feb 2008, 14:18	#20
mszee Mega Loafer Join Date: 28.03.2006 Location: And you think you're down under??? Posts: 26,252	Come back to this thread looking for something profound...

07 Feb 2008, 14:32	#21
Hypnobabe mszee's Mistress with sexy goddess boots Join Date: 13.07.2005 Location: Hitting the highway like a battering ram... Posts: 7,686	... followed you.

07 Feb 2008, 14:39	#22
mszee Mega Loafer Join Date: 28.03.2006 Location: And you think you're down under??? Posts: 26,252	Followed YOU...

07 Feb 2008, 14:52	#23
Monstro Promoted to Wario's spellchecker Join Date: 17.09.2005 Location: London Posts: 12,947	clicked on new posts

07 Feb 2008, 19:29	#24
samurai7 Rock Star Join Date: 09.05.2005 Location: The future... Posts: 2,928	I wish I hadn't picked up that hitch-hiker. He just wouldn't shut up, so I had to shut him up. I hope they never find the body.