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I wish I hadn't ...

I wish I hadn't started this thread. :bleh:
And you?

I wish you had started it a long time ago, but now I do not care.

I wish I had not had to sit through 2+ hours of a parents evening tonight!:roll:

I wish I hadn't responded to this thread in the first place.

I wish I hadn't even looked to see this latest spam thread created by R. ...

I wish I didn't think this was some clever youtube video that I have to postpone watching until I get home to hear it properly...but then got bored at work and clicked on this thread anyway and found THIS...

I wish i had'nt bothered...

i wish i wouldnt give a carp lol

I wish this thread wasn't now in my favorites and every time somebody does NOT wish something I have to know about it...

I wish I hadn't eaten quite so much cake tonight

I wish I didn't come here yet again seeing how AndyK's post is the last and thinking maybe he is moderating R.

I wish I hadn't ignored the art students at Harrogate College when I studied engineering there ... could be friends with a top TV star now!

Never ignore art students :twisted:

I wish I hadn't started this part of my course...I'm crap at it!

I wish I hadn't majored in math. Maybe could have been that top TV star.

i wish i wasnt that tv star :))

... posted in the "I have never ..." thread. :bleh:

done what i did on the weekend that didnt happen

:wtf: :lmao: !!!

R. were you bored again :lol: ?

Come back to this thread looking for something profound...

clicked on new posts

I wish I hadn't picked up that hitch-hiker. He just wouldn't shut up, so I had to shut him up. I hope they never find the body.

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Originally Posted by samurai7 (Post 389132)

I wish I hadn't picked up that hitch-hiker. He just wouldn't shut up, so I had to shut him up. I hope they never find the body.

I wish I hadn't told you ...

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You're always gonna have problems lifting a body in one piece. Apparently the best thing to do is cut up a corpse into six pieces and pile it all together. And when you got your six pieces, you gotta get rid of them, because it's no good leaving it in the deep freeze for your mum to discover, now is it? Then I hear the best thing to do is feed them to pigs. You got to starve the pigs for a few days, then the sight of a chopped-up body will look like curry to a pisshead. You gotta shave the heads of your victims, and pull the teeth out for the sake of the piggies' digestion. You could do this afterwards, of course, but you don't want to go sievin' through pig shit, now do you? They will go through bone like butter. You need at least sixteen pigs to finish the job in one sitting, so be wary of any man who keeps a pig farm. They will go through a body that weighs 200 pounds in about eight minutes. That means that a single pig can consume two pounds of uncooked flesh every minute. Hence the expression, "as greedy as a pig".