Ruin a Wish

Hypnobabe · 03 Nov 2007, 23:50

Okay... shamelessly nicked from another forum...

The idea of this game is that the first person makes a wish, and the next poster grants that wish but in a really nasty evil way...

Example...

Person 1: I wish I could listen to Meat Loaf every day.

Person 2: Poof! Your wish is granted. You now listen to Meat Loaf every day, unfortunately it's in the form of lift muzak, that annoying twinkly attempt at proper music that sets your teeth on edge and has you contemplating suicide after ten minutes. Since this is Meat muzak, every song lasts at least twenty minutes, and as your job is lift attendant in said lift, you're stuck listening to it until your eardrums melt.

I'll start...

I wish I had a season ticket for Arsenal.

SW31 · 04 Nov 2007, 01:31

poof your wish is granted

but its only valid for the ladies games

i wish i had a 4x4 hummer

Lord Kagan · 04 Nov 2007, 01:34

poof your wish is granted

but its a top replica

i wish i was rich

SW31 · 04 Nov 2007, 01:46

poof your wish is granted

but its all in monoply money

wish i had a handicap like tiger woods

**The Flying Mouse** · 04 Nov 2007, 02:49

Granted.

BTW, did you know he recently broke his foot?

I wish I could give up smoking.

Blackkat13 · 04 Nov 2007, 05:41

Poof Your wish is granted
You quite smoking to only start up chewing tobacco.

I wish Elvis was alive

heat · 04 Nov 2007, 10:36

Poof, your wish is granted.

Elvis is alive, but only sings Westlife songs.

I wish I could stick to a diet...

Lord Kagan · 04 Nov 2007, 14:39

Poof your wish is granted,

Youre now on a see food diet, anything you see you eat

I wish i had a ferarri

daveake · 04 Nov 2007, 15:16

Poof, your wish is granted.

However, you then take it for a spin ...

I wish that Scarlett Johansson was here to rub my back ...

Dave

heat · 04 Nov 2007, 16:30

Poof, your wish is granted...

Scarlett Johannson is here to rub your back, but she confides in you that she used to be a man named Nigel.

I wish that chocolate had no calories.

Hypnobabe · 04 Nov 2007, 16:33

*Poof!* your wish is granted!

Chocolate now has no calories, but unfortunately, all the taste was in the calories too, so chocolate now tastes of a combination of celery and sweaty socks.

I wish my hair wasn't so frizzy.

Heli · 04 Nov 2007, 17:13

Poof; your wish has been granted; but now you're hair is so silky and straight it's gone all greasy and it just looks like rats tails now!

I wish I had some Starbursts!

daveake · 04 Nov 2007, 17:28

Poof, your wish has been granted.

However they're only the green ones.

I wish I had enough money to retire.

Heli · 04 Nov 2007, 17:48

Poof your wish has been granted

But as you book your really expensive holiday and buy you're extremely expensive bungalow on the Brighton coast, you suddenly keel over and passaway....leaving all your money to your golddigging 23 year old wife!

(btw, I LOVE the green ones :P)

I wish Santa and everything magical about christmas was real! :P!

Hypnobabe · 04 Nov 2007, 17:55

*Poof*!

Your wish has been granted! Everything about Santa and Christmas magic is real, unfortunately, so is everything else magical. One night as you are sleeping, your head slips underneath your pillow, and you awaken to find the Tooth Fairy has taken every tooth in your head, and left £2.50 under the pillow in return.

I wish I owned a Bugatti Veyron

daveake · 04 Nov 2007, 18:01

**POOF**, a Veyron appears and you have the keys.

However the Veyron is in some need of repair ...

I wish I could have a trip on the Space Shuttle.

Dave

Hypnobabe · 04 Nov 2007, 18:06

*Poof!*

Your wish is granted, you are experiencing a ride on the Space Shuttle. Unfortunately, it's the last ride you'll ever experience, since it's your ashes being blasted into space.

I wish I could sleep longer.

SW31 · 04 Nov 2007, 21:07

granted

but its from 1200 miday to1200 midnight

wish i had my own private jet

snowy · 04 Nov 2007, 21:30

Your wish is granted

But your co-passenger is Rosanne Barr and she won't stop whining about her ex husband

I wish someone would do my ironing for me

Hypnobabe · 05 Nov 2007, 10:29

*Poof!* Your wish is granted!

Unfortunately, you didn't specify that it had to be for free, so it now costs you £10 per item, and you're locked into a contract which means all of your ironing for the rest of time has to be done by this company, and that'll cost you £1000 per week. After three months, you're so broke you lose your house, and consequently your job, and all your worldly possessions. You then have no clothes at all, and therefore no ironing.

I wish we knew what was happening about Wembley.

mszee · 06 Nov 2007, 01:28

Poof...your wish is granted...

But Meat Loaf concert was replaced by tribute to Diane Warren as performed by Spice Girls

I wish my vacation started tomorrow...

03 Nov 2007, 23:50	#1
Hypnobabe mszee's Mistress with sexy goddess boots Join Date: 13.07.2005 Location: Hitting the highway like a battering ram... Posts: 7,686	Ruin a Wish Okay... shamelessly nicked from another forum... The idea of this game is that the first person makes a wish, and the next poster grants that wish but in a really nasty evil way... Example... Person 1: I wish I could listen to Meat Loaf every day. Person 2: Poof! Your wish is granted. You now listen to Meat Loaf every day, unfortunately it's in the form of lift muzak, that annoying twinkly attempt at proper music that sets your teeth on edge and has you contemplating suicide after ten minutes. Since this is Meat muzak, every song lasts at least twenty minutes, and as your job is lift attendant in said lift, you're stuck listening to it until your eardrums melt. I'll start... I wish I had a season ticket for Arsenal.

04 Nov 2007, 01:31	#2
SW31 in my coup de vil waiting for pardise by the dashboard light Join Date: 24.11.2003 Location: middlesbrough smoggy rules Posts: 8,137	poof your wish is granted but its only valid for the ladies games i wish i had a 4x4 hummer

04 Nov 2007, 01:34	#3
Lord Kagan On the other hand, You have different fingers Join Date: 17.05.2006 Location: Belfast Posts: 8,833	poof your wish is granted but its a top replica i wish i was rich

04 Nov 2007, 01:46	#4
SW31 in my coup de vil waiting for pardise by the dashboard light Join Date: 24.11.2003 Location: middlesbrough smoggy rules Posts: 8,137	poof your wish is granted but its all in monoply money wish i had a handicap like tiger woods

04 Nov 2007, 02:49	#5
The Flying Mouse Armed ba$tard and Jo's other half. Join Date: 06.08.2002 Location: In the middle of nowhere near the end of the line. Posts: 16,104	Granted. BTW, did you know he recently broke his foot? I wish I could give up smoking.

04 Nov 2007, 05:41	#6
Blackkat13 Mega Loafer Join Date: 30.07.2006 Location: Hell, Michigan Posts: 1,989	Poof Your wish is granted You quite smoking to only start up chewing tobacco. I wish Elvis was alive

04 Nov 2007, 10:36	#7
heat Rampant Loafer... Join Date: 29.07.2002 Location: welshy wales Posts: 5,706	Poof, your wish is granted. Elvis is alive, but only sings Westlife songs. I wish I could stick to a diet...

04 Nov 2007, 14:39	#8
Lord Kagan On the other hand, You have different fingers Join Date: 17.05.2006 Location: Belfast Posts: 8,833	Poof your wish is granted, Youre now on a see food diet, anything you see you eat I wish i had a ferarri

04 Nov 2007, 15:16	#9
daveake 200% is the new 110% Join Date: 13.03.2005 Location: Newbury Posts: 2,983	Poof, your wish is granted. However, you then take it for a spin ... I wish that Scarlett Johansson was here to rub my back ... Dave

04 Nov 2007, 16:30	#10
heat Rampant Loafer... Join Date: 29.07.2002 Location: welshy wales Posts: 5,706	Poof, your wish is granted... Scarlett Johannson is here to rub your back, but she confides in you that she used to be a man named Nigel. I wish that chocolate had no calories.

04 Nov 2007, 16:33	#11
Hypnobabe mszee's Mistress with sexy goddess boots Join Date: 13.07.2005 Location: Hitting the highway like a battering ram... Posts: 7,686	Poof! your wish is granted! Chocolate now has no calories, but unfortunately, all the taste was in the calories too, so chocolate now tastes of a combination of celery and sweaty socks. I wish my hair wasn't so frizzy.

04 Nov 2007, 17:13	#12
Heli Daddy's little internet junkie Join Date: 29.01.2004 Location: Grimsby Posts: 4,596	Poof; your wish has been granted; but now you're hair is so silky and straight it's gone all greasy and it just looks like rats tails now! I wish I had some Starbursts!

04 Nov 2007, 17:28	#13
daveake 200% is the new 110% Join Date: 13.03.2005 Location: Newbury Posts: 2,983	Poof, your wish has been granted. However they're only the green ones. I wish I had enough money to retire.

04 Nov 2007, 17:48	#14
Heli Daddy's little internet junkie Join Date: 29.01.2004 Location: Grimsby Posts: 4,596	Poof your wish has been granted But as you book your really expensive holiday and buy you're extremely expensive bungalow on the Brighton coast, you suddenly keel over and passaway....leaving all your money to your golddigging 23 year old wife! (btw, I LOVE the green ones :P) I wish Santa and everything magical about christmas was real! :P!

04 Nov 2007, 17:55	#15
Hypnobabe mszee's Mistress with sexy goddess boots Join Date: 13.07.2005 Location: Hitting the highway like a battering ram... Posts: 7,686	Poof! Your wish has been granted! Everything about Santa and Christmas magic is real, unfortunately, so is everything else magical. One night as you are sleeping, your head slips underneath your pillow, and you awaken to find the Tooth Fairy has taken every tooth in your head, and left £2.50 under the pillow in return. I wish I owned a Bugatti Veyron

04 Nov 2007, 18:01	#16
daveake 200% is the new 110% Join Date: 13.03.2005 Location: Newbury Posts: 2,983	POOF, a Veyron appears and you have the keys. However the Veyron is in some need of repair ... I wish I could have a trip on the Space Shuttle. Dave

04 Nov 2007, 18:06	#17
Hypnobabe mszee's Mistress with sexy goddess boots Join Date: 13.07.2005 Location: Hitting the highway like a battering ram... Posts: 7,686	Poof! Your wish is granted, you are experiencing a ride on the Space Shuttle. Unfortunately, it's the last ride you'll ever experience, since it's your ashes being blasted into space. I wish I could sleep longer.

04 Nov 2007, 21:07	#18
SW31 in my coup de vil waiting for pardise by the dashboard light Join Date: 24.11.2003 Location: middlesbrough smoggy rules Posts: 8,137	granted but its from 1200 miday to1200 midnight wish i had my own private jet

04 Nov 2007, 21:30	#19
snowy Super Loafer Join Date: 21.04.2006 Location: Herts Posts: 292	Your wish is granted But your co-passenger is Rosanne Barr and she won't stop whining about her ex husband I wish someone would do my ironing for me

05 Nov 2007, 10:29	#20
Hypnobabe mszee's Mistress with sexy goddess boots Join Date: 13.07.2005 Location: Hitting the highway like a battering ram... Posts: 7,686	Poof! Your wish is granted! Unfortunately, you didn't specify that it had to be for free, so it now costs you £10 per item, and you're locked into a contract which means all of your ironing for the rest of time has to be done by this company, and that'll cost you £1000 per week. After three months, you're so broke you lose your house, and consequently your job, and all your worldly possessions. You then have no clothes at all, and therefore no ironing. I wish we knew what was happening about Wembley.

06 Nov 2007, 01:28	#21
mszee Mega Loafer Join Date: 28.03.2006 Location: And you think you're down under??? Posts: 26,252	Poof...your wish is granted... But Meat Loaf concert was replaced by tribute to Diane Warren as performed by Spice Girls I wish my vacation started tomorrow...