Ruin a Wish
 

Okay... shamelessly nicked from another forum...

The idea of this game is that the first person makes a wish, and the next poster grants that wish but in a really nasty evil way...

Example...

Person 1: I wish I could listen to Meat Loaf every day.

Person 2: Poof! Your wish is granted. You now listen to Meat Loaf every day, unfortunately it's in the form of lift muzak, that annoying twinkly attempt at proper music that sets your teeth on edge and has you contemplating suicide after ten minutes. Since this is Meat muzak, every song lasts at least twenty minutes, and as your job is lift attendant in said lift, you're stuck listening to it until your eardrums melt.

I'll start...

I wish I had a season ticket for Arsenal.

poof your wish is granted

but its only valid for the ladies games


i wish i had a 4x4 hummer

poof your wish is granted

but its a top replica

i wish i was rich

poof your wish is granted

but its all in monoply money

wish i had a handicap like tiger woods

:twisted: Granted.

BTW, did you know he recently broke his foot? :devil:

I wish I could give up smoking.

Poof Your wish is granted
You quite smoking to only start up chewing tobacco.

I wish Elvis was alive

Poof, your wish is granted.

Elvis is alive, but only sings Westlife songs.




I wish I could stick to a diet...

Poof your wish is granted,

Youre now on a see food diet, anything you see you eat

I wish i had a ferarri

Poof, your wish is granted.

However, you then take it for a spin ...

http://i19.photobucket.com/albums/b1...rariCrash4.jpg

I wish that Scarlett Johansson was here to rub my back ...

Dave

Poof, your wish is granted...

Scarlett Johannson is here to rub your back, but she confides in you that she used to be a man named Nigel.


I wish that chocolate had no calories.

*Poof!* your wish is granted!

Chocolate now has no calories, but unfortunately, all the taste was in the calories too, so chocolate now tastes of a combination of celery and sweaty socks.

I wish my hair wasn't so frizzy.

Poof; your wish has been granted; but now you're hair is so silky and straight it's gone all greasy and it just looks like rats tails now!

I wish I had some Starbursts!

Poof, your wish has been granted.

However they're only the green ones.

I wish I had enough money to retire.

Poof your wish has been granted

But as you book your really expensive holiday and buy you're extremely expensive bungalow on the Brighton coast, you suddenly keel over and passaway....leaving all your money to your golddigging 23 year old wife! ;) (btw, I LOVE the green ones :P)

I wish Santa and everything magical about christmas was real! :P!

*Poof*!

Your wish has been granted! Everything about Santa and Christmas magic is real, unfortunately, so is everything else magical. One night as you are sleeping, your head slips underneath your pillow, and you awaken to find the Tooth Fairy has taken every tooth in your head, and left £2.50 under the pillow in return.

I wish I owned a Bugatti Veyron

**POOF**, a Veyron appears and you have the keys.

However the Veyron is in some need of repair ...

http://i19.photobucket.com/albums/b1...g1-4-03-07.jpg

I wish I could have a trip on the Space Shuttle.

Dave

*Poof!*

Your wish is granted, you are experiencing a ride on the Space Shuttle. Unfortunately, it's the last ride you'll ever experience, since it's your ashes being blasted into space.

I wish I could sleep longer.

granted

but its from 1200 miday to1200 midnight

wish i had my own private jet

Your wish is granted

But your co-passenger is Rosanne Barr and she won't stop whining about her ex husband

I wish someone would do my ironing for me

*Poof!* Your wish is granted!

Unfortunately, you didn't specify that it had to be for free, so it now costs you £10 per item, and you're locked into a contract which means all of your ironing for the rest of time has to be done by this company, and that'll cost you £1000 per week. After three months, you're so broke you lose your house, and consequently your job, and all your worldly possessions. You then have no clothes at all, and therefore no ironing.

I wish we knew what was happening about Wembley.

Poof...your wish is granted...

But Meat Loaf concert was replaced by tribute to Diane Warren as performed by Spice Girls

I wish my vacation started tomorrow...