Nothing to see here (a.k.a. The Wedding Thread) - Page 8

**The Flying Mouse** · 24 May 2006, 22:15

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Originally Posted by Chris

Eh up. The happy soul is back!

ROFLMFAO

L96 · 24 May 2006, 22:17

The only true happiness can come from the vanquishing of the BabBazz, the gatekeeper with the pointed piano shall smite them mightily in the name of the Loaf, whilst the true believers shall be welcomed with open arms, and the unbelievers left searching, roaming, wandering, with tremendous, unsatiable thirst and hunger forever. Happiness does not equate to soulfulness, having a pure soul travelling the true path is the only way to happiness and the only way to avoid condemntaion.

mszee · 24 May 2006, 22:18

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Originally Posted by lotus96

Brothers and sisteres, may the eyes of the Loaf be upon thee on this terrible day of temptation, when lust and greed overwhelm thy senses, creating ffolish behaviours, for who shall rescue thee from thy predicament, which surely is greater for the bigamist amongst thee? None shall assist thee, for the path to damnation is open to thee, and ye have no sense of regret nor moral compass to guide thee amongst these dark days, thy soul thirsts for guidance and companionship, find it in the Loaf and amongst thine brothers in the Loaf, do not look to harlots and amoeba to satiate thy needs, lest ye be doomed to rot in the pits of hell, silent and alone, for all of time.

Alright now...we're actually thinking of making it cyber legal...no need to go off like that...by the way...you have a secret admirer and he will meet you...umm...I don't know at what time your time...

Chris · 24 May 2006, 22:19

but surely truth is the key to happiness.
And given that you must to thine own self be true.
then logically you are the key to your own happiness. therefore regardless of who you vanquish or who welcomes you, you are the only thing that can create happiness in your life!

L96 · 24 May 2006, 22:22

DEVILSPAWN!!!! BABBAZZ DISCIPLE!!!! Thy think thee can corrupt a believer, a seer of the light, with thine incestuous temptations? Ye shall be first on the day of judgement for the sin of corruption, thine punishment shall thus last longer, for the Loaf can be merciful in wrath against the unbeliever and the inoocent, thee cannot protest innocence after these demonstrations of thy sins, thy cast a poor example for thine fellow amoeba, for like sheep they shall follow the weakest of the pack, as the vultures circle thine carcass, trollop.

mszee · 24 May 2006, 22:25

Quote:

Originally Posted by lotus96

DEVILSPAWN!!!! BABBAZZ DISCIPLE!!!! Thy think thee can corrupt a believer, a seer of the light, with thine incestuous temptations? Ye shall be first on the day of judgement for the sin of corruption, thine punishment shall thus last longer, for the Loaf can be merciful in wrath against the unbeliever and the inoocent, thee cannot protest innocence after these demonstrations of thy sins, thy cast a poor example for thine fellow amoeba, for like sheep they shall follow the weakest of the pack, as the vultures circle thine carcass, trollop.

Umm...can you at least point a finger at who you're talking to now...I am getting lost and confused again...

Chris · 24 May 2006, 22:26

No i wasn;t actually.

Let's steer this back to something slightly more suitable for a public forum....

L96 · 24 May 2006, 22:27

Confusion and loss is the sign of a corrupted spirit, ripe for the plucking by the BabBazz and it's false prophets and demons, including the disciple of David, the most insidious of evils to crawl this earth... be warned, come judgement day, thee may find thyself in an inenviable position, repent and look to the Loaf afore it is too late to save thineself.

mszee · 24 May 2006, 22:29

Quote:

Originally Posted by Chris

No i wasn;t actually.

Let's steer this back to something slightly more suitable for a public forum....

Oh ok...sorry about that...

L96 · 24 May 2006, 22:37

Ha! That's it, my child, repent, save thinself from an eternity of caterwauling, damnation is only a step away.

**The Flying Mouse** · 24 May 2006, 22:38

Ladies and gentlemen, pray silence please for an official announcment.......

After a whirlwind (and blatant) bout of flirting of their on line characters....

Mr The Flying Mouse
&
Miss mszee

Herby happily and cordualy invite all their internet
friends of mlukfc
to the wedding of their internet personalities

They were very bored, and thought that a wedding between their virtual alrer egos would be a rather fun (if rather dumb) thing to do.
Put it this way, we get a party out of it

.
Please note that they are not getting married in "real life".Turn up at a church, and you'll be very lonely

The wedding will commence on
Sunday 28th May 2006
(This Sunday)
At a time to be announced

After wedding function to be held at Mr Mouse's fine establishment
The Bat & Belfry

*prezzies appreciated*

Thank you for your attention

mszee · 24 May 2006, 22:39

Quote:

Originally Posted by lotus96

Ha! That's it, my child, repent, save thinself from an eternity of caterwauling, damnation is only a step away.

Ok..I repent...you finally talked me into it...

I admit my evil ways...and all my sins that are way too numerous to count here...and like a good moderator pointed out...it is a public forum after all...

mszee · 24 May 2006, 22:40

Quote:

Originally Posted by THE FLYING MOUSE

Ladies and gentlemen, pray silence please for an official announcment.......

After a whirlwind (and blatant) bout of flirting of their on line characters....

Mr The Flying Mouse
&
Miss mszee

Herby happily and cordualy invite all their internet
friends of mlukfc
to the wedding of their internet personalities

They were very bored, and thought that a wedding between their virtual alrer egos would be a rather fun (if rather dumb) thing to do.
Put it this way, we get a party out of it

.
Please note that they are not getting married in "real life".Turn up at a church, and you'll be very lonely

The wedding will commence on
Sunday 28th May 2006
(This Sunday)
At a time to be announced

After wedding function to be held at Mr Mouse's fine establishment
The Bat & Belfry

*prezzies appreciated*

Thank you for your attention

Prezzies come to mszee...just so there is no mistake here...

How many people do you think will see it here???

L96 · 24 May 2006, 22:41

Naturally, a wedding negates most sins of the flesh to unsinful status, the Preacher's fees are very reasonable, for believers of the Loaf... neglect the Preacher and thee shall be cast into a pit of hellfire and damnation for all eternity, spilling thine entrails for the flesh eating bugs of the demonspirits ot gnaw upon for all time.

(Pre-marriage counselling available, for should thee marry in haste, thy will repent at leisure, and doomsday may be upon us afore thee prioritise thine commitments)

dottie · 24 May 2006, 22:43

Can I come - I really do need to buy a new hat

mszee · 24 May 2006, 22:47

Quote:

Originally Posted by dottie

Can I come - I really do need to buy a new hat

Everybody but everybody is invited!!! We'd love to have you!!!

**The Flying Mouse** · 24 May 2006, 22:49

Quote:

Originally Posted by mszee

Everybody but everybody is invited!!! We'd love to have you!!!

Well said darling

L96 · 24 May 2006, 22:50

That is not repentence, that is increasing thine sins, for tis only lawful to have two in the bed. Harlots and trollops shall be punished severly for flouting the Loafy laws of wisdom and purity, thine soul is black with impurities, like a shattered diamond mingled with snow, thee shall be condemned to shadow and odours of the BabBazz nostril, thy shall become immortal and ne'er shall thee escape this torment.

mszee · 25 May 2006, 00:15

Quote:

Originally Posted by lotus96

Naturally, a wedding negates most sins of the flesh to unsinful status, the Preacher's fees are very reasonable, for believers of the Loaf... neglect the Preacher and thee shall be cast into a pit of hellfire and damnation for all eternity, spilling thine entrails for the flesh eating bugs of the demonspirits ot gnaw upon for all time.

(Pre-marriage counselling available, for should thee marry in haste, thy will repent at leisure, and doomsday may be upon us afore thee prioritise thine commitments)

We are repenting...let me talk to my beloved one about counseling...I can't decide things like that on my own...

mszee · 25 May 2006, 00:16

Quote:

Originally Posted by THE FLYING MOUSE

Well said darling

She says counseling is reasonable...do you want any?

mszee · 25 May 2006, 00:18

Quote:

Originally Posted by lotus96

That is not repentence, that is increasing thine sins, for tis only lawful to have two in the bed. Harlots and trollops shall be punished severly for flouting the Loafy laws of wisdom and purity, thine soul is black with impurities, like a shattered diamond mingled with snow, thee shall be condemned to shadow and odours of the BabBazz nostril, thy shall become immortal and ne'er shall thee escape this torment.

I think I really will need counseling after trying to figure out your sermons.

Alright...what about two in the bed? There will be two in the bed...unless you want to join us...what did you say your stats were again (hahahaha)...

Ross · 25 May 2006, 01:16

Quote:

Originally Posted by THE FLYING MOUSE

Ladies and gentlemen, pray silence please for an official announcment.......

After a whirlwind (and blatant) bout of flirting of their on line characters....

Mr The Flying Mouse
&
Miss mszee

Herby happily and cordualy invite all their internet
friends of mlukfc
to the wedding of their internet personalities

They were very bored, and thought that a wedding between their virtual alrer egos would be a rather fun (if rather dumb) thing to do.
Put it this way, we get a party out of it

.
Please note that they are not getting married in "real life".Turn up at a church, and you'll be very lonely

The wedding will commence on
Sunday 28th May 2006
(This Sunday)
At a time to be announced

After wedding function to be held at Mr Mouse's fine establishment
The Bat & Belfry

*prezzies appreciated*

Thank you for your attention

Lotus... see what your MADNESS has spawned???

sharon1248 · 25 May 2006, 01:44

Quote:

Originally Posted by THE FLYING MOUSE

Ladies and gentlemen, pray silence please for an official announcment.......

After a whirlwind (and blatant) bout of flirting of their on line characters....

Mr The Flying Mouse
&
Miss mszee

Herby happily and cordualy invite all their internet
friends of mlukfc
to the wedding of their internet personalities

They were very bored, and thought that a wedding between their virtual alrer egos would be a rather fun (if rather dumb) thing to do.
Put it this way, we get a party out of it

.
Please note that they are not getting married in "real life".Turn up at a church, and you'll be very lonely

The wedding will commence on
Sunday 28th May 2006
(This Sunday)
At a time to be announced

After wedding function to be held at Mr Mouse's fine establishment
The Bat & Belfry

*prezzies appreciated*

Thank you for your attention

I'll send a present if you promise to post pictures. Would be well worth seeing.

Rockette · 25 May 2006, 01:49

I just want to know one thing.

Who is going to pay the bill for the church roof falling in when I show up on Sunday for the wedding that isn't, but kind of is?

I have some stale donuts in the pantry, will that help out at the wedding breakfast?

Rockette · 25 May 2006, 02:42

Yay for Lotus! Just noticed the magical 1,000 had been hit and passed!

24 May 2006, 22:17	#177
L96 Inaugural goldfish winner Join Date: 04.07.2005 Location: In a handbasket. Believe me, for someone my height, it's hell... Posts: 2,373	The only true happiness can come from the vanquishing of the BabBazz, the gatekeeper with the pointed piano shall smite them mightily in the name of the Loaf, whilst the true believers shall be welcomed with open arms, and the unbelievers left searching, roaming, wandering, with tremendous, unsatiable thirst and hunger forever. Happiness does not equate to soulfulness, having a pure soul travelling the true path is the only way to happiness and the only way to avoid condemntaion.

24 May 2006, 22:19	#179
Chris Mega Loafer Join Date: 14.04.2002 Location: Somewhere in the real world. Posts: 7,527	but surely truth is the key to happiness. And given that you must to thine own self be true. then logically you are the key to your own happiness. therefore regardless of who you vanquish or who welcomes you, you are the only thing that can create happiness in your life!

24 May 2006, 22:22	#180
L96 Inaugural goldfish winner Join Date: 04.07.2005 Location: In a handbasket. Believe me, for someone my height, it's hell... Posts: 2,373	DEVILSPAWN!!!! BABBAZZ DISCIPLE!!!! Thy think thee can corrupt a believer, a seer of the light, with thine incestuous temptations? Ye shall be first on the day of judgement for the sin of corruption, thine punishment shall thus last longer, for the Loaf can be merciful in wrath against the unbeliever and the inoocent, thee cannot protest innocence after these demonstrations of thy sins, thy cast a poor example for thine fellow amoeba, for like sheep they shall follow the weakest of the pack, as the vultures circle thine carcass, trollop.

24 May 2006, 22:26	#182
Chris Mega Loafer Join Date: 14.04.2002 Location: Somewhere in the real world. Posts: 7,527	No i wasn;t actually. Let's steer this back to something slightly more suitable for a public forum....

24 May 2006, 22:27	#183
L96 Inaugural goldfish winner Join Date: 04.07.2005 Location: In a handbasket. Believe me, for someone my height, it's hell... Posts: 2,373	Confusion and loss is the sign of a corrupted spirit, ripe for the plucking by the BabBazz and it's false prophets and demons, including the disciple of David, the most insidious of evils to crawl this earth... be warned, come judgement day, thee may find thyself in an inenviable position, repent and look to the Loaf afore it is too late to save thineself.

24 May 2006, 22:37	#185
L96 Inaugural goldfish winner Join Date: 04.07.2005 Location: In a handbasket. Believe me, for someone my height, it's hell... Posts: 2,373	Ha! That's it, my child, repent, save thinself from an eternity of caterwauling, damnation is only a step away.

24 May 2006, 22:38	#186
The Flying Mouse Armed ba$tard and Jo's other half. Join Date: 06.08.2002 Location: In the middle of nowhere near the end of the line. Posts: 16,104	Ladies and gentlemen, pray silence please for an official announcment....... After a whirlwind (and blatant) bout of flirting of their on line characters.... Mr The Flying Mouse & Miss mszee Herby happily and cordualy invite all their internet friends of mlukfc to the wedding of their internet personalities They were very bored, and thought that a wedding between their virtual alrer egos would be a rather fun (if rather dumb) thing to do. Put it this way, we get a party out of it . Please note that they are not getting married in "real life".Turn up at a church, and you'll be very lonely The wedding will commence on Sunday 28th May 2006 (This Sunday) At a time to be announced After wedding function to be held at Mr Mouse's fine establishment The Bat & Belfry prezzies appreciated Thank you for your attention

24 May 2006, 22:41	#189
L96 Inaugural goldfish winner Join Date: 04.07.2005 Location: In a handbasket. Believe me, for someone my height, it's hell... Posts: 2,373	Naturally, a wedding negates most sins of the flesh to unsinful status, the Preacher's fees are very reasonable, for believers of the Loaf... neglect the Preacher and thee shall be cast into a pit of hellfire and damnation for all eternity, spilling thine entrails for the flesh eating bugs of the demonspirits ot gnaw upon for all time. (Pre-marriage counselling available, for should thee marry in haste, thy will repent at leisure, and doomsday may be upon us afore thee prioritise thine commitments)

24 May 2006, 22:43	#190
dottie queen post- whore extraordinaire Join Date: 29.01.2003 Location: Still Rockin' at "72" Posts: 13,181	Can I come - I really do need to buy a new hat

24 May 2006, 22:50	#193
L96 Inaugural goldfish winner Join Date: 04.07.2005 Location: In a handbasket. Believe me, for someone my height, it's hell... Posts: 2,373	That is not repentence, that is increasing thine sins, for tis only lawful to have two in the bed. Harlots and trollops shall be punished severly for flouting the Loafy laws of wisdom and purity, thine soul is black with impurities, like a shattered diamond mingled with snow, thee shall be condemned to shadow and odours of the BabBazz nostril, thy shall become immortal and ne'er shall thee escape this torment.

25 May 2006, 01:49	#199
Rockette Mega Loafer Join Date: 10.06.2005 Location: I think! Posts: 4,805	I just want to know one thing. Who is going to pay the bill for the church roof falling in when I show up on Sunday for the wedding that isn't, but kind of is? I have some stale donuts in the pantry, will that help out at the wedding breakfast?

25 May 2006, 02:42	#200
Rockette Mega Loafer Join Date: 10.06.2005 Location: I think! Posts: 4,805	Yay for Lotus! Just noticed the magical 1,000 had been hit and passed!