24 May 2006, 20:55
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 Well decide on a date and let me know  *removed quote because it's a ML quote used out of context which is against the forum rules* I can be so masterful sometimes  However i'll go look at mink coats so I don't get a handbag over my head 
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24 May 2006, 20:59
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Mega Loafer
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 It wasn't a direct quote though...don't have to be like that...*pout* I am laughing my head off here... Master...I shall obey you till the day I die (see, I can swing both ways)... I don't like handbags...I like to shove things into my pockets...does it make me...not so feminine??? |
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24 May 2006, 21:05
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Armed ba$tard and Jo's other half.
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*swaggers* Tell me folks, WHO THE MAN? I have no problem with pockets dear? |
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24 May 2006, 21:10
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Mega Loafer
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fine...so how is that coat coming along? Not that I will ever wear it...but gotsa have one... |
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24 May 2006, 21:23
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That's what I like to hear  Well  , being a Mouse, i'm not overly keen on the killing of small fury animals for their fur  How about a nice leather coat with the Bat cover on the back, and matching black high heel boots? 
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24 May 2006, 21:25
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Mega Loafer
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You've seen my new rocky outfit then have you neil?
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24 May 2006, 21:29
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Mega Loafer
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Alright...let's settle it...black stockings, thigh high high heeled boots and mini dress...don't like leather too much either...especially with droppings on the back...(are you going to delete this too?). Sounds like a good wedding outfit to me...and have to be married by Elvis impersonator...those preachers are just mad... God...where our imagination can take us... |
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24 May 2006, 21:29
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Armed ba$tard and Jo's other half.
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*smile wiped from face in the blink of an eye*  YOU HAD TO SPOIL THAT DIDN'T YOU CHRIS?  Still  , while your here, fancy being a best man? 
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24 May 2006, 21:31
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Thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you 
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24 May 2006, 21:33
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a best man???
A best man????? Neil, I am THE best man. Can you invite her to be chief bridesmaid please?? And, having the reception first could be a good idea. That way, I get to have my wicked way with the bridesmaids and then if you don;t make it to the ceremony i can have my wicked way with the bride as well. |
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24 May 2006, 21:37
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Mega Loafer
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This is testing thread...we test: 1. Mad preachers 2. Flirting 3. Smut That will make you off topic |
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24 May 2006, 21:38
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I was thinking of a very short ceremony (short.Short short mini dress :droll: , oh, sorry bout that, last my train of thought for a moment )Where was I? Oh yeah  Short ceremony, then back to the Bat for the party Chris, you wouldn't be trying to sabotage my efforts for getting to the church on time would you? You bounder
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24 May 2006, 21:39
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24 May 2006, 21:41
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Talk about being under the thumb already  Haven't even had the wedding yet  What happened to my masterful side?
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24 May 2006, 21:42
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Now...you have to wear cowboy hat and chaps...like you're really from Texas, ya know? What else...who is this person anyway? He is interrupting my train of thought...not that I really have one...but still...Not so long ago he was a lady...now I am not sure who he is... |
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24 May 2006, 21:43
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24 May 2006, 21:48
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To re establish my masterfulness i'm moving this over to off topic Can't let these ladies loose sight of who the boss is
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24 May 2006, 21:51
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24 May 2006, 21:51
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I'm the one you hate and the one you want. I'm the wolf with the red roses and the wolf at the door. in fact, I am the one and only and you can't take that away from me. And the nearest i have ever come to being a lady is the odd night in fishnets at a rocky horror party.
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24 May 2006, 21:55
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In re: hate/want/roses/wolf/one and only/dream - you have to discuss this with FM...he is my cyber master... Who do you impersonate? Rocky or Horror? |
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24 May 2006, 21:57
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Now THIS is a wedding with possibilities
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24 May 2006, 22:00
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24 May 2006, 22:08
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DEFFINATLY possibilities 
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24 May 2006, 22:09
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Brothers and sisteres, may the eyes of the Loaf be upon thee on this terrible day of temptation, when lust and greed overwhelm thy senses, creating ffolish behaviours, for who shall rescue thee from thy predicament, which surely is greater for the bigamist amongst thee? None shall assist thee, for the path to damnation is open to thee, and ye have no sense of regret nor moral compass to guide thee amongst these dark days, thy soul thirsts for guidance and companionship, find it in the Loaf and amongst thine brothers in the Loaf, do not look to harlots and amoeba to satiate thy needs, lest ye be doomed to rot in the pits of hell, silent and alone, for all of time.
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24 May 2006, 22:13
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Eh up. The happy soul is back!
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