Quotes of the day .... - Page 6

*AndyK* · 08 Oct 2007, 10:54

Quote:

Originally Posted by Deb

Not sure if this is the right thread but oh well

Got woken up by Jake (who's 5) Telling me what he had learnt while I was away. Mummy do you know blue and yellow make green.

Me: Jakey you're very clever did you learn that at school?

Jake: No, I went to the toilet yesterday and there was blue jollop down the toilet and when I wee'd on it, it turned green

Des ... good to see you're bringing him up to be so artistic

Deb · 08 Oct 2007, 11:03

LOL Indeed. BTW Jollop is down to Dave not me lol.

*AndyK* · 08 Oct 2007, 12:55

I can just hear Dave sayoing "jollop"

Quote of the weekend, and perhaps the year has to be my new life motto, which I was so kindly informed of on Saturday evening ...

"You really should drink more beer"

LucyK! · 08 Oct 2007, 13:27

There was a perfectly good reason for me saying that, but I do think I should go down in girlfriend history for even thinking of it!

Lord Kagan · 08 Oct 2007, 21:41

RJ says:
could have painted the house for the 500 bugs i pay them a month

Hypnobabe · 09 Oct 2007, 10:21

Quote:

Originally Posted by Lord Kagan

RJ says:
could have painted the house for the 500 bugs i pay them a month

Hmmm... does he catch them himself, I wonder?

mszee · 09 Oct 2007, 14:36

Yesterday sitting on the porch...all of a sudden this gigantic storm comes...

Me: I wonder where THIS came from...
My son: From the clouds...I've learned that in science class!!! (smug expression)

Punchline: My son is 22.

Apples and the trees come to mind...

mszee · 09 Oct 2007, 15:02

Today...from my friend here:

"You mean your still alive? Everyone thought you'd died years ago and your posts were just haunting us ..."

With friends like these...............................

mszee · 09 Oct 2007, 17:15

OK, I was just handed article in Furniture Today about one of my co-workers down in NC participating in civil war reenactment with pictures and all...

It's totally hysterical...and VERY

Lord Kagan · 10 Oct 2007, 00:32

Quote:

Originally Posted by Hypnobabe

Hmmm... does he catch them himself, I wonder?

exactly my reply

*AndyK* · 10 Oct 2007, 20:15

From tonights Simpsons ... "You can't keep blaming yourself, just blame yourself once and move on"

**RadioMaster** · 10 Oct 2007, 21:05

one of my co-students on good teachers:
"A good teacher needs to do more than just teach simple facts, he needs to teach morals. It's not only explaining the kids why seven times seven is twenty-one."

Lord Kagan · 17 Oct 2007, 00:40

Carl... says:
touchy subject?
RJ says:
im gonna touchy something else soon

**RadioMaster** · 24 Oct 2007, 15:02

"you know, with your hair like that you look a lot like that singer....erm...Meat Loaf"

**Monstro** · 25 Oct 2007, 02:17

Anji - Don't touch the steering wheel, that's the worst thing you could do whilst someone's driving.

Me - How's about this then (as I put my hands over her eyes)

mszee · 25 Oct 2007, 03:33

Touting his accomplishments as mayor Tuesday while on the campaign trail in New Hampshire, Giuliani crowed, "I took a city that was known for pornography and licked it to a large extent, so I have my own set of qualifications."

mszee · 25 Oct 2007, 03:39

Apparently Disney came out with a cookbook for children that won the best title ever:

MeatGrl1 · 25 Oct 2007, 03:39

The other day a woman said to me... "Your scent smells nice !"

LOL

And before that an ex work colleague asked;

"When you have a spare minute can you pop my spot for me?"

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

**RadioMaster** · 25 Oct 2007, 09:34

[QUOTE=mszee;372880]Apparently Disney came out with a cookbook for children that won the best title ever:

pmsl, and the picture even looks a bit like....nevermind

Quote:

Originally Posted by MeatGrl1

"When you have a spare minute can you pop my spot for me?"

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

did you do it?

mszee · 25 Oct 2007, 13:48

[QUOTE=RadioMaster;372888]

Quote:

Originally Posted by mszee

Apparently Disney came out with a cookbook for children that won the best title ever:

pmsl, and the picture even looks a bit like....nevermind

Precisely...funny thing is...it's a real book. When I heard it on the radio I thought it's a joke...it isn't...

MeatGrl1 · 26 Oct 2007, 00:38

RJ - No I did not that's just disgusting, I wouldn't pop Meat's if he asked me too !!!!!

Deb · 26 Oct 2007, 09:17

Popping spots isn't so bad, they may even go...

**RadioMaster** · 26 Oct 2007, 09:59

and might even be fun

Lord Kagan · 27 Oct 2007, 10:47

not even gonna comment on that

Hypnobabe · 31 Oct 2007, 00:24

In the coffee shop at lunchtime:

Rob: I'll have a cappuchino please.

Lady behind the counter: Small or large?

Rob: Medium.

08 Oct 2007, 11:03	#127
Deb Mega Loafer Join Date: 26.04.2003 Location: Did I say that?... Posts: 4,162	LOL Indeed. BTW Jollop is down to Dave not me lol.

08 Oct 2007, 12:55	#128
AndyK Relentless Join Date: 21.11.2003 Location: Over the top..... seeing what's on the other side Posts: 18,694	I can just hear Dave sayoing "jollop" Quote of the weekend, and perhaps the year has to be my new life motto, which I was so kindly informed of on Saturday evening ... "You really should drink more beer"

08 Oct 2007, 13:27	#129
LucyK! The Monster Is Luce Join Date: 14.04.2002 Location: Posts: 7,547	There was a perfectly good reason for me saying that, but I do think I should go down in girlfriend history for even thinking of it!

08 Oct 2007, 21:41	#130
Lord Kagan On the other hand, You have different fingers Join Date: 17.05.2006 Location: Belfast Posts: 8,833	RJ says: could have painted the house for the 500 bugs i pay them a month

09 Oct 2007, 14:36	#132
mszee Mega Loafer Join Date: 28.03.2006 Location: And you think you're down under??? Posts: 26,252	Yesterday sitting on the porch...all of a sudden this gigantic storm comes... Me: I wonder where THIS came from... My son: From the clouds...I've learned that in science class!!! (smug expression) Punchline: My son is 22. Apples and the trees come to mind...

09 Oct 2007, 15:02	#133
mszee Mega Loafer Join Date: 28.03.2006 Location: And you think you're down under??? Posts: 26,252	Today...from my friend here: "You mean your still alive? Everyone thought you'd died years ago and your posts were just haunting us ..." With friends like these...............................

09 Oct 2007, 17:15	#134
mszee Mega Loafer Join Date: 28.03.2006 Location: And you think you're down under??? Posts: 26,252	OK, I was just handed article in Furniture Today about one of my co-workers down in NC participating in civil war reenactment with pictures and all... It's totally hysterical...and VERY

10 Oct 2007, 20:15	#136
AndyK Relentless Join Date: 21.11.2003 Location: Over the top..... seeing what's on the other side Posts: 18,694	From tonights Simpsons ... "You can't keep blaming yourself, just blame yourself once and move on"

10 Oct 2007, 21:05	#137
RadioMaster The German Join Date: 11.03.2006 Location: some kind of hunting lodge for rich weirdos... Posts: 15,778	one of my co-students on good teachers: "A good teacher needs to do more than just teach simple facts, he needs to teach morals. It's not only explaining the kids why seven times seven is twenty-one."

17 Oct 2007, 00:40	#138
Lord Kagan On the other hand, You have different fingers Join Date: 17.05.2006 Location: Belfast Posts: 8,833	Carl... says: touchy subject? RJ says: im gonna touchy something else soon

24 Oct 2007, 15:02	#139
RadioMaster The German Join Date: 11.03.2006 Location: some kind of hunting lodge for rich weirdos... Posts: 15,778	"you know, with your hair like that you look a lot like that singer....erm...Meat Loaf"

25 Oct 2007, 02:17	#140
Monstro Promoted to Wario's spellchecker Join Date: 17.09.2005 Location: London Posts: 12,947	Anji - Don't touch the steering wheel, that's the worst thing you could do whilst someone's driving. Me - How's about this then (as I put my hands over her eyes)

25 Oct 2007, 03:33	#141
mszee Mega Loafer Join Date: 28.03.2006 Location: And you think you're down under??? Posts: 26,252	Touting his accomplishments as mayor Tuesday while on the campaign trail in New Hampshire, Giuliani crowed, "I took a city that was known for pornography and licked it to a large extent, so I have my own set of qualifications."

25 Oct 2007, 03:39	#142
mszee Mega Loafer Join Date: 28.03.2006 Location: And you think you're down under??? Posts: 26,252	Apparently Disney came out with a cookbook for children that won the best title ever:

25 Oct 2007, 03:39	#143
MeatGrl1 No Day But Today Join Date: 29.05.2006 Location: Sitting on the steps outside looking so restless and reckless and lost! Posts: 9,089	The other day a woman said to me... "Your scent smells nice !" LOL And before that an ex work colleague asked; "When you have a spare minute can you pop my spot for me?" !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

26 Oct 2007, 00:38	#146
MeatGrl1 No Day But Today Join Date: 29.05.2006 Location: Sitting on the steps outside looking so restless and reckless and lost! Posts: 9,089	RJ - No I did not that's just disgusting, I wouldn't pop Meat's if he asked me too !!!!!

26 Oct 2007, 09:17	#147
Deb Mega Loafer Join Date: 26.04.2003 Location: Did I say that?... Posts: 4,162	Popping spots isn't so bad, they may even go...

26 Oct 2007, 09:59	#148
RadioMaster The German Join Date: 11.03.2006 Location: some kind of hunting lodge for rich weirdos... Posts: 15,778	and might even be fun

27 Oct 2007, 10:47	#149
Lord Kagan On the other hand, You have different fingers Join Date: 17.05.2006 Location: Belfast Posts: 8,833	not even gonna comment on that

31 Oct 2007, 00:24	#150
Hypnobabe mszee's Mistress with sexy goddess boots Join Date: 13.07.2005 Location: Hitting the highway like a battering ram... Posts: 7,686	In the coffee shop at lunchtime: Rob: I'll have a cappuchino please. Lady behind the counter: Small or large? Rob: Medium.