Nothing to see here (a.k.a. The Wedding Thread) - Page 6

mszee · 24 May 2006, 01:33

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Originally Posted by THE FLYING MOUSE

1.No.I was fully clothed at all times

2.I know

3.OK

i'm watchin

1. Yeah...typical Englishman for you...oh well...no show today I guess.
2. You know, eh? About the bank or about S&M?
3. You can close your mouth now...I already said everything...well, I am a woman...can't say everything ever...but I did tell you about living room and all coming back to me now...by the way...whatever was coming never came...

P.S. I have no idea what I just said in item #3

**The Flying Mouse** · 24 May 2006, 01:39

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Originally Posted by mszee

1. Yeah...typical Englishman for you...oh well...no show today I guess.
2. You know, eh? About the bank or about S&M?
3. You can close your mouth now...I already said everything...well, I am a woman...can't say everything ever...but I did tell you about living room and all coming back to me now...by the way...whatever was coming never came...

P.S. I have no idea what I just said in item #3

1.I only do private shows

2.I decline to answer that in front of the innocent

3.Shuts mouth, can't follow the rest

mszee · 24 May 2006, 01:47

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Originally Posted by THE FLYING MOUSE

1.I only do private shows

2.I decline to answer that in front of the innocent

3.Shuts mouth, can't follow the rest

1. Like I said...Englishman in all his glory.
2. Who is said innocent? Lotus or R.? Or did you mean yours truly?
3. Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhh...you can follow the directions...this is getting better and better...now...higher, higher, higher...lower, lower, lower...don't stop, don't stop, don't stop....*wonders when she is going to be kicked out*

I just realized that you're the landlord of the pub where I was supposed to have had cyber wedding. I was marrying Fred...it all fell apart...like a true man he didn't want to be married...even cyber wise...even not being a real man...shish....

dant796 · 24 May 2006, 01:48

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Originally Posted by lotus96

The decay of morality begins, the BabBazz shall devour the earth and all the sinners upon it. Nudity, slavery, confusion and ignorance shall mark the ways of the false prophets and the prophets themselves, bothers and sisters, heed the message, love the Loaf and be saved, afore he sends the gatekeeper Jim with his pointed piano to combat the BabBazz and it's devilspawn, and the pointed piano of the Jim shall seek vengeance and pound it's wrath on the world, with quakes and tumults of unknown magnitutde, I beg thee sinners, repent and cease this talk, lest the wrath of the pointed piano fall solely upon thy heads.

Rejoice and be glad, oh wretched ones, for the glory of the piano and its swift and terrible justice shall be made manifest. The high shall be made low, the low shall be made high, and those in the middle shall be made even more in the middle! BabBazz shall wail and cry out yet more show tunes, but to no avail for the day of the Loaf is nigh! The bat has arisen and shall smite the idolator, confound the false prophet, and rain down his winged fury upon the sinner. Repent while ye may!

mszee · 24 May 2006, 01:49

Another one bites the dust...

L96 · 24 May 2006, 08:29

Welcome brother Dant! Thee shall not be a lone force against the threatening evil amongst us, for yea, we shall yet lead them to the light of the Loaf and become victorious against the insidious BabBazz and it's vile plots. Amnesty to thee, brother Dant, for we are all brothers in teh eyes of the Loaf and the gate keeper Jim of the pointed piano, tesitification to thee for thy willingness to assist in the endevour of saving the weakened souls of the feebleminded, for when they cry out in their hour of need, who shall be left to listen? Only the serpents and buzzards, the slaves of the BabBazz, may we lead the poor fools amongst us, together to the ultimate hallelujah, afore they are lost to us forever, lost to rot in damnation for all eternity.

L96 · 24 May 2006, 09:11

DEATH AND DESTRUCTION, PLAGUE UPON THEE ALL! The end is nigh. Pestilence and scavengers roam the earth, the sole purpose of creation is to remove them all, a blight upon their homes, drown the scumsuckers in filth, all shall be smited and damned, there shall be none left but the rotting carcasses of the disbelievers, the living dead shall roam free, feating upon the end of innocence, the proof of which was lost at the end of time, for the infidels shall be cursed and removed, one by one, howling in shame, pain and the agony of soulless torment, damntaion to them, damn them to hell, for all procreation shall cease, love and life shall be broken, promisses forgotten, vows unmade, the lovers and the dreamers shall be buried alive in shifting sands with only time to blow over them, and none shall mourn the loss of the earth's heart and soul, for none deserved in the beginning, the recipient of the gits given was sorely mistaken, and the givers heart is muchly troubled, for the undeserving have triumpnhed over the meek, the time has come for the meek, not to inherit the earth, but to rise up, take arms, and retrieve their birthright.

LOAF.

Rockette · 24 May 2006, 13:15

I'm wondering if the mad preacher can tell me why I have fruit bats in my apricot tree. I hang windchimes on the tree that play "Heaven Can Wait", but still the bats persist. Can you help me?

L96 · 24 May 2006, 13:24

My child, thy shalt exorcise the fruit bats in the name of the Loaf. Find thyself an instrument of sinful pleasure, known as a record player, and upon this player thy must amass a sacrifice: a good quality recording of Bat Out Of Hell. As the moon rises above the landscape and over the nose of the BabBazz, cry out to the Loaf and the Jim with the pointed piano, and then thee must commence the sacrifice. So, as the needles wear, the bats shall flee.

Bless you.

**The Flying Mouse** · 24 May 2006, 13:25

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Originally Posted by mszee

1. Like I said...Englishman in all his glory.
2. Who is said innocent? Lotus or R.? Or did you mean yours truly?
3. Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhh...you can follow the directions...this is getting better and better...now...higher, higher, higher...lower, lower, lower...don't stop, don't stop, don't stop....*wonders when she is going to be kicked out*

I just realized that you're the landlord of the pub where I was supposed to have had cyber wedding. I was marrying Fred...it all fell apart...like a true man he didn't want to be married...even cyber wise...even not being a real man...shish....

I'm wondering why I have this effect on women

L96 · 24 May 2006, 13:32

Begone, oh BabBazz messenger, spread thy mistruths elsewhere, lest ye awaken spirits far better left awaiting doomsday.

**The Flying Mouse** · 24 May 2006, 14:01

The only spirits i'm awakening are the ones behind the bar at THe Bat

L96 · 24 May 2006, 14:05

Thus ye fall to worldy temptation again. That is not the path to the mansion of the Loaf, my son, be sure to repent lest ye be doomed to enternal suffering, manacled to rocks, eschewed by shapely young maidens and ne'er able to ease the pain of lust within thy flesh, and so ye shall learn the true meaning of temptation and torture, for wrath once aroused is great, and lightning shall strike ye down, whist thunder is mitigated in favour of the BabBazz noises, and it's demons shall haunt ye all ye days, which are numbered at less than the hairs in the BabBazz nostrils, for no pointed piano shall be sent to save thee from the inhumane howling of the evil one.

mszee · 24 May 2006, 18:35

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Originally Posted by THE FLYING MOUSE

I'm wondering why I have this effect on women

How do you mean? I left Fred for you????

mszee · 24 May 2006, 18:36

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Originally Posted by lotus96

Begone, oh BabBazz messenger, spread thy mistruths elsewhere, lest ye awaken spirits far better left awaiting doomsday.

Me begone??? Go communicate with Dant...you two are worth each other...

**The Flying Mouse** · 24 May 2006, 18:51

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Originally Posted by mszee

How do you mean? I left Fred for you????

Well you DID sound very errrrrrr, "happy" in one of your earlier posts

BTW, no competition, I think that myself and mszee should deffinatly share the prize for mose flirtatious posters.

I'd like to thank the academy................

mszee · 24 May 2006, 18:54

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Originally Posted by THE FLYING MOUSE

Well you DID sound very errrrrrr, "happy" in one of your earlier posts

BTW, no competition, I think that myself and mszee should deffinatly share the prize for mose flirtatious posters.

I'd like to thank the academy................

You have to nominate people in private. And I think it's too late anyway...By the way...since I was a member of the committee...I made them accept your public nomination of yourself in all categories...now...about that wedding........

**The Flying Mouse** · 24 May 2006, 19:02

We'll have to get together and find a date that suits us both

HEY, we even have a preacher here

Now we have deffinatly won this one.
Congratulations darling

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Originally Posted by mszee

You have to nominate people in private. And I think it's too late anyway...By the way...since I was a member of the committee...I made them accept your public nomination of yourself in all categories...now...about that wedding........

mszee · 24 May 2006, 19:08

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Originally Posted by THE FLYING MOUSE

We'll have to get together and find a date that suits us both

HEY, we even have a preacher here

Now we have deffinatly won this one.
Congratulations darling

Ok...I am free now...no, not really, just kidding, darling, don't faint yet...
It appears that we have two preachers here...we shall need them both, I think...
Turned green, ain't you? Well, congrats to you too!!! Tell missus you now will have cyber wifey too...

P.S. Now....about that ring...

**The Flying Mouse** · 24 May 2006, 19:39

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Originally Posted by mszee

Ok...I am free now...no, not really, just kidding, darling, don't faint yet...
It appears that we have two preachers here...we shall need them both, I think...
Turned green, ain't you? Well, congrats to you too!!! Tell missus you now will have cyber wifey too...

P.S. Now....about that ring...

Oh Crikey

Forgot the engagment ring

I'll go order this one now........

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/2-00CT-ROUND-D...QQcmdZViewItem

mszee · 24 May 2006, 19:53

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Originally Posted by THE FLYING MOUSE

Oh Crikey

Forgot the engagment ring

I'll go order this one now........

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/2-00CT-ROUND-D...QQcmdZViewItem

That thing just sealed the deal...I am all yours

**The Flying Mouse** · 24 May 2006, 20:07

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Originally Posted by mszee

That thing just sealed the deal...I am all yours

Thought that might do the trick

All we need to do is name the day

mszee · 24 May 2006, 20:33

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Originally Posted by THE FLYING MOUSE

Thought that might do the trick

All we need to do is name the day

Big sucker, ain't it??? I actually didn't look that closely at the rock...looking at the price was enough...hahahahaha...

yeah...that's all we have to do...that's all that normal people would do...

**The Flying Mouse** · 24 May 2006, 20:40

If it were any bigger it would consitute it's own country

OK, when suits you?

Quote:

Originally Posted by mszee

Big sucker, ain't it??? I actually didn't look that closely at the rock...looking at the price was enough...hahahahaha...

yeah...that's all we have to do...that's all that normal people would do...

mszee · 24 May 2006, 20:43

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Originally Posted by THE FLYING MOUSE

If it were any bigger it would consitute it's own country

OK, when suits you?

No kidding...and rip off my finger in the process...

*quote removed by F.M.

Now...about that mink coat.....

24 May 2006, 09:11	#132
L96 Inaugural goldfish winner Join Date: 04.07.2005 Location: In a handbasket. Believe me, for someone my height, it's hell... Posts: 2,373	DEATH AND DESTRUCTION, PLAGUE UPON THEE ALL! The end is nigh. Pestilence and scavengers roam the earth, the sole purpose of creation is to remove them all, a blight upon their homes, drown the scumsuckers in filth, all shall be smited and damned, there shall be none left but the rotting carcasses of the disbelievers, the living dead shall roam free, feating upon the end of innocence, the proof of which was lost at the end of time, for the infidels shall be cursed and removed, one by one, howling in shame, pain and the agony of soulless torment, damntaion to them, damn them to hell, for all procreation shall cease, love and life shall be broken, promisses forgotten, vows unmade, the lovers and the dreamers shall be buried alive in shifting sands with only time to blow over them, and none shall mourn the loss of the earth's heart and soul, for none deserved in the beginning, the recipient of the gits given was sorely mistaken, and the givers heart is muchly troubled, for the undeserving have triumpnhed over the meek, the time has come for the meek, not to inherit the earth, but to rise up, take arms, and retrieve their birthright. LOAF. Last edited by L96; 24 May 2006 at 09:17.

24 May 2006, 14:05	#138
L96 Inaugural goldfish winner Join Date: 04.07.2005 Location: In a handbasket. Believe me, for someone my height, it's hell... Posts: 2,373	Whisky, please. Thus ye fall to worldy temptation again. That is not the path to the mansion of the Loaf, my son, be sure to repent lest ye be doomed to enternal suffering, manacled to rocks, eschewed by shapely young maidens and ne'er able to ease the pain of lust within thy flesh, and so ye shall learn the true meaning of temptation and torture, for wrath once aroused is great, and lightning shall strike ye down, whist thunder is mitigated in favour of the BabBazz noises, and it's demons shall haunt ye all ye days, which are numbered at less than the hairs in the BabBazz nostrils, for no pointed piano shall be sent to save thee from the inhumane howling of the evil one.

24 May 2006, 01:49	#130
mszee Mega Loafer Join Date: 28.03.2006 Location: And you think you're down under??? Posts: 26,252	Another one bites the dust...

24 May 2006, 08:29	#131
L96 Inaugural goldfish winner Join Date: 04.07.2005 Location: In a handbasket. Believe me, for someone my height, it's hell... Posts: 2,373	Welcome brother Dant! Thee shall not be a lone force against the threatening evil amongst us, for yea, we shall yet lead them to the light of the Loaf and become victorious against the insidious BabBazz and it's vile plots. Amnesty to thee, brother Dant, for we are all brothers in teh eyes of the Loaf and the gate keeper Jim of the pointed piano, tesitification to thee for thy willingness to assist in the endevour of saving the weakened souls of the feebleminded, for when they cry out in their hour of need, who shall be left to listen? Only the serpents and buzzards, the slaves of the BabBazz, may we lead the poor fools amongst us, together to the ultimate hallelujah, afore they are lost to us forever, lost to rot in damnation for all eternity.

24 May 2006, 13:15	#133
Rockette Mega Loafer Join Date: 10.06.2005 Location: I think! Posts: 4,805	I'm wondering if the mad preacher can tell me why I have fruit bats in my apricot tree. I hang windchimes on the tree that play "Heaven Can Wait", but still the bats persist. Can you help me?

24 May 2006, 13:24	#134
L96 Inaugural goldfish winner Join Date: 04.07.2005 Location: In a handbasket. Believe me, for someone my height, it's hell... Posts: 2,373	My child, thy shalt exorcise the fruit bats in the name of the Loaf. Find thyself an instrument of sinful pleasure, known as a record player, and upon this player thy must amass a sacrifice: a good quality recording of Bat Out Of Hell. As the moon rises above the landscape and over the nose of the BabBazz, cry out to the Loaf and the Jim with the pointed piano, and then thee must commence the sacrifice. So, as the needles wear, the bats shall flee. Bless you.

24 May 2006, 13:32	#136
L96 Inaugural goldfish winner Join Date: 04.07.2005 Location: In a handbasket. Believe me, for someone my height, it's hell... Posts: 2,373	Begone, oh BabBazz messenger, spread thy mistruths elsewhere, lest ye awaken spirits far better left awaiting doomsday.

24 May 2006, 14:01	#137
The Flying Mouse Armed ba$tard and Jo's other half. Join Date: 06.08.2002 Location: In the middle of nowhere near the end of the line. Posts: 16,104	The only spirits i'm awakening are the ones behind the bar at THe Bat