Quotes of the day .... - Page 5

Rockette · 17 Aug 2007, 21:59

It is not a bad thing that children should occasionally, and politely, put parents in their place.

mszee · 17 Aug 2007, 22:13

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rockette

It is not a bad thing that children should occasionally, and politely, put parents in their place.

That works only if you're a child...

Hypnobabe · 18 Aug 2007, 16:15

My quote of the day? As heard in my local Waterstones bookshop, uttered by a spotty, greasy haired scooter riding teenager:

"Have you got a copy of Dante's 'Inferno'? I don't know who it's by..."

For anyone with the "so?" look on their face, it's the literary equivalent of going into a music shop and asking "do you have Meat Loaf's 'Bat Out Of Hell'? I don't know who sings it..."

**Monstro** · 18 Aug 2007, 17:07

Quote:

Originally Posted by Hypnobabe

My quote of the day? As heard in my local Waterstones bookshop, uttered by a spotty, greasy haired scooter riding teenager:

"Have you got a copy of Dante's 'Inferno'? I don't know who it's by..."

For anyone with the "so?" look on their face, it's the literary equivalent of going into a music shop and asking "do you have Meat Loaf's 'Bat Out Of Hell'? I don't know who sings it..."

Love the big biker attitude to scooter riders lol

**RadioMaster** · 18 Aug 2007, 17:37

Quote:

Originally Posted by Hypnobabe

My quote of the day? As heard in my local Waterstones bookshop, uttered by a spotty, greasy haired scooter riding teenager:

"Have you got a copy of Dante's 'Inferno'? I don't know who it's by..."

For anyone with the "so?" look on their face, it's the literary equivalent of going into a music shop and asking "do you have Meat Loaf's 'Bat Out Of Hell'? I don't know who sings it..."

ouch

ps: got it before your explanation!

**Monstro** · 19 Aug 2007, 17:06

On arriving at Aging Bat's caravan this morning I went through the awning.....

Sarah said

"probably be easier for you take all your clothes off out here"

You hear stories about these campers lol

mszee · 20 Aug 2007, 06:23

As usual I miss all the excitement...

Sarah...you're good with pics...any good ones???

Ageing Bat · 20 Aug 2007, 08:02

Let me explain........ nah, sod it, keep guessing!

Lord Kagan · 22 Aug 2007, 00:41

RJ says:
, you can only do it if you bent over, and push really hard and loud

**RadioMaster** · 22 Aug 2007, 00:45

oooh, youll pay for that one

Rockette · 24 Aug 2007, 06:14

About as useful as an ashtray on a motor bike

MeatGrl1 · 24 Aug 2007, 19:33

While wearing my RAH t-shirt, the one with;

MEAT LOAF
ROYAL ALBERT HALL
MONDAY, OCTOBER 16th, 2006
LONDON, ENGLAND

emblazed on my back, I was having my lip and chin waxed and we got talking about Meat and then she asks me this...

"So have you seen him live atall?"

No I won this t-shirt in a raffel ! What do you think !!

LOL

samurai7 · 25 Aug 2007, 03:20

tonight at my gig, during Out Of The Frying Pan, some bloke shouted up at the stage 'Sing a bloody Meat Loaf song!'.

wonder if he meant cos Steinman did it first.

nah, he's just thick lol

Lord Kagan · 25 Aug 2007, 03:43

Quote:

Originally Posted by RadioMaster

oooh, youll pay for that one

You're the one who said it

MeatGrl1 · 25 Aug 2007, 05:31

Quote:

Originally Posted by Son Of Meat Loaf

tonight at my gig, during Out Of The Frying Pan, some bloke shouted up at the stage 'Sing a bloody Meat Loaf song!'.

wonder if he meant cos Steinman did it first.

nah, he's just thick lol

What a moron !!

But it is funny

.

Wonder if he was a Meat Loaf fan and if he wasn't why was he watching a tribute act

!

**Monstro** · 25 Aug 2007, 11:00

Mechanic at workshop..

"it's time to set fire to it then call your insurance company"

**RadioMaster** · 25 Aug 2007, 18:42

on the simpsons yesterday, homer drunK:
you know, the thing about my family is there's five of us: Marge, Bart, girl Bart, the one that wont talk and the fat guy, man I loathe him!

**RadioMaster** · 05 Oct 2007, 01:21

girl in the wwry audience:
are they playing only queen songs or other stuff too?

duke knooby · 05 Oct 2007, 01:23

RJ says:
so i wont be going on a date tomorrow....poor (perfect for post 4555)

Deb · 07 Oct 2007, 20:34

Not sure if this is the right thread but oh well

Got woken up by Jake (who's 5) Telling me what he had learnt while I was away. Mummy do you know blue and yellow make green.

Me: Jakey you're very clever did you learn that at school?

Jake: No, I went to the toilet yesterday and there was blue jollop down the toilet and when I wee'd on it, it turned green

duke knooby · 07 Oct 2007, 20:37

hahahaha, brilliant, pmsl

**RadioMaster** · 08 Oct 2007, 00:46

Jonty says:
nice to be fingered

duke knooby · 08 Oct 2007, 00:48

hahahaha thats a misquote you ~~~~ dog

**RadioMaster** · 08 Oct 2007, 00:49

no it isnt

duke knooby · 08 Oct 2007, 01:30

finish the quote you ~~~~dog

17 Aug 2007, 21:59	#101
Rockette Mega Loafer Join Date: 10.06.2005 Location: I think! Posts: 4,805	It is not a bad thing that children should occasionally, and politely, put parents in their place.

18 Aug 2007, 16:15	#103
Hypnobabe mszee's Mistress with sexy goddess boots Join Date: 13.07.2005 Location: Hitting the highway like a battering ram... Posts: 7,686	My quote of the day? As heard in my local Waterstones bookshop, uttered by a spotty, greasy haired scooter riding teenager: "Have you got a copy of Dante's 'Inferno'? I don't know who it's by..." For anyone with the "so?" look on their face, it's the literary equivalent of going into a music shop and asking "do you have Meat Loaf's 'Bat Out Of Hell'? I don't know who sings it..."

19 Aug 2007, 17:06	#106
Monstro Promoted to Wario's spellchecker Join Date: 17.09.2005 Location: London Posts: 12,947	On arriving at Aging Bat's caravan this morning I went through the awning..... Sarah said "probably be easier for you take all your clothes off out here" You hear stories about these campers lol

20 Aug 2007, 06:23	#107
mszee Mega Loafer Join Date: 29.03.2006 Location: And you think you're down under??? Posts: 26,252	As usual I miss all the excitement... Sarah...you're good with pics...any good ones???

20 Aug 2007, 08:02	#108
Ageing Bat Young at heart. Slightly older in other places. Join Date: 20.11.2003 Location: Here! Posts: 1,311	Let me explain........ nah, sod it, keep guessing!

22 Aug 2007, 00:41	#109
Lord Kagan On the other hand, You have different fingers Join Date: 17.05.2006 Location: Belfast Posts: 8,833	RJ says: , you can only do it if you bent over, and push really hard and loud

22 Aug 2007, 00:45	#110
RadioMaster The German Join Date: 11.03.2006 Location: some kind of hunting lodge for rich weirdos... Posts: 15,778	oooh, youll pay for that one

24 Aug 2007, 06:14	#111
Rockette Mega Loafer Join Date: 10.06.2005 Location: I think! Posts: 4,805	About as useful as an ashtray on a motor bike

24 Aug 2007, 19:33	#112
MeatGrl1 No Day But Today Join Date: 29.05.2006 Location: Sitting on the steps outside looking so restless and reckless and lost! Posts: 9,089	While wearing my RAH t-shirt, the one with; MEAT LOAF ROYAL ALBERT HALL MONDAY, OCTOBER 16th, 2006 LONDON, ENGLAND emblazed on my back, I was having my lip and chin waxed and we got talking about Meat and then she asks me this... "So have you seen him live atall?" No I won this t-shirt in a raffel ! What do you think !! LOL

25 Aug 2007, 03:20	#113
samurai7 Rock Star Join Date: 09.05.2005 Location: The future... Posts: 2,928	tonight at my gig, during Out Of The Frying Pan, some bloke shouted up at the stage 'Sing a bloody Meat Loaf song!'. wonder if he meant cos Steinman did it first. nah, he's just thick lol

25 Aug 2007, 11:00	#116
Monstro Promoted to Wario's spellchecker Join Date: 17.09.2005 Location: London Posts: 12,947	Mechanic at workshop.. "it's time to set fire to it then call your insurance company"

25 Aug 2007, 18:42	#117
RadioMaster The German Join Date: 11.03.2006 Location: some kind of hunting lodge for rich weirdos... Posts: 15,778	on the simpsons yesterday, homer drunK: you know, the thing about my family is there's five of us: Marge, Bart, girl Bart, the one that wont talk and the fat guy, man I loathe him!

05 Oct 2007, 01:21	#118
RadioMaster The German Join Date: 11.03.2006 Location: some kind of hunting lodge for rich weirdos... Posts: 15,778	girl in the wwry audience: are they playing only queen songs or other stuff too?

05 Oct 2007, 01:23	#119
duke knooby Mega Loafer Join Date: 24.06.2005 Location: belfast Posts: 17,908	RJ says: so i wont be going on a date tomorrow....poor (perfect for post 4555)

07 Oct 2007, 20:34	#120
Deb Mega Loafer Join Date: 26.04.2003 Location: Did I say that?... Posts: 4,162	Not sure if this is the right thread but oh well Got woken up by Jake (who's 5) Telling me what he had learnt while I was away. Mummy do you know blue and yellow make green. Me: Jakey you're very clever did you learn that at school? Jake: No, I went to the toilet yesterday and there was blue jollop down the toilet and when I wee'd on it, it turned green

07 Oct 2007, 20:37	#121
duke knooby Mega Loafer Join Date: 24.06.2005 Location: belfast Posts: 17,908	hahahaha, brilliant, pmsl

08 Oct 2007, 00:46	#122
RadioMaster The German Join Date: 11.03.2006 Location: some kind of hunting lodge for rich weirdos... Posts: 15,778	Jonty says: nice to be fingered

08 Oct 2007, 00:48	#123
duke knooby Mega Loafer Join Date: 24.06.2005 Location: belfast Posts: 17,908	hahahaha thats a misquote you ~~~~ dog

08 Oct 2007, 00:49	#124
RadioMaster The German Join Date: 11.03.2006 Location: some kind of hunting lodge for rich weirdos... Posts: 15,778	no it isnt

08 Oct 2007, 01:30	#125
duke knooby Mega Loafer Join Date: 24.06.2005 Location: belfast Posts: 17,908	finish the quote you ~~~~dog