Quotes of the day .... - Page 3

mszee · 01 Jun 2007, 15:44

Quote:

Originally Posted by AndyK

You manage that on your own mate

This one is a classic though ... and has a picture to accompany it ...

Oh come on now, Andy...post it...

*AndyK* · 01 Jun 2007, 15:44

I'm waiting till the time is right .. and unitil I've sorted my photo's

mszee · 01 Jun 2007, 15:46

Quote:

Originally Posted by AndyK

I'm waiting till the time is right .. and unitil I've sorted my photo's

I know there is somewhere a great photo of me and Michael...but nobody is brave enough to post it on the forum...

You who has that photo knows who you're and which photo I am talking about...could you at least e-mail it to me?

**Monstro** · 01 Jun 2007, 18:35

Quote:

Originally Posted by mszee

I know there is somewhere a great photo of me and Michael...but nobody is brave enough to post it on the forum...

You who has that photo knows who you're and which photo I am talking about...could you at least e-mail it to me?

I know which photo, in fact there's a series of five photo's, the fourth being the one you're interested in......................at the moment the only way it'll get posted is through me. To quote Andy "I'll wait til the time is right" lol

mszee · 01 Jun 2007, 19:27

Quote:

Originally Posted by Monstro

I know which photo, in fact there's a series of five photo's, the fourth being the one you're interested in......................at the moment the only way it'll get posted is through me. To quote Andy "I'll wait til the time is right" lol

*Laughs and laughs*

FIVE????????????????????????????????????

From WHERE? Thought there is only one in existence...was I THAT drunk???

And the right time would be???

There is no time like now...

Michael...you're an absolute star!!! Just thought I'd mention it...

Hypnobabe · 29 Jun 2007, 13:14

Today's quote of the day?

From This Morning...

Garden expert to Phillip Schofield:

You've got a flaming sword (plant), haven't you?

Phillip Schofield:

Yes, but Dr Chris has given me some ointment for it...

Cpl Mickey · 29 Jun 2007, 14:32

Quote:

Originally Posted by Hypnobabe

Today's quote of the day?

From This Morning...

Garden expert to Phillip Schofield:

You've got a flaming sword (plant), haven't you?

Phillip Schofield:

Yes, but Dr Chris has given me some ointment for it...

Love it

**Monstro** · 02 Jul 2007, 21:23

Two thirty this morning and my flatmate comes in front door.........

Anji - That your flatmate?
Me - Bloody hope so

tinkerbell · 18 Jul 2007, 23:11

heard an expression from behind me in the cinema tonite, After Harry and Dumbledore were vindicated, Harry said "now do you believe me"?

All i could hear a row behind was.......... NUMBNUT....................very funny over a quiet cinema.

*AndyK* · 19 Jul 2007, 20:47

Heard from the kitchen moments ago ...

"What else goes in Mango Chicken? ... Ohhhh Mango"

**Monstro** · 19 Jul 2007, 20:49

Quote:

Originally Posted by AndyK

Heard from the kitchen moments ago ...

"What else goes in Mango Chicken? ... Ohhhh Mango"

Best drop hints about the chicken bit as well lol

*AndyK* · 19 Jul 2007, 20:50

That was second out of the fridge ... even the spinach was remembered this time

LucyK! · 24 Jul 2007, 14:46

Whilst watching the news headlines about the floods we got to discussing how we would cope in terms of eating and drinking if we didn't have water...we realised that we'd probably be ok because we could still cook our main meat-based meals, but we wouldn't be able to do rice, pasta or noodles with them...

BUT! Never fear!! When the floods come and we don't have water...Andy's going to cook boil-in-the-bag rice

*AndyK* · 24 Jul 2007, 15:00

I just knew from the look on your face as soon as I said it that this woul dbe coming back to haunt me ... still at least I can rest easy knowing that the whole concept of this thread wasn't based on my sayings

melon · 24 Jul 2007, 15:30

Person at work (Loudly) - "I'm doing under cover work!" (I work in a shop)
Me - "Trish-" (her name is Trish...)
Person at work (Loudly again) - "Shhh, not now, you'll give me up!"
Me - "Well you may want to hide your name badge!"
Person at work - "Oh..."

**Monstro** · 24 Jul 2007, 15:36

Quote:

Originally Posted by Lucy!

When the floods come and we don't have water...Andy's going to cook boil-in-the-bag rice

There's a T Shirt for the next meet up in the making!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

**Monstro** · 24 Jul 2007, 15:37

Quote:

Originally Posted by AndyK

I just knew from the look on your face as soon as I said it that this woul dbe coming back to haunt me ... still at least I can rest easy knowing that the whole concept of this thread wasn't based on my sayings

There's always the "Meat's length" comment m8, I've been saving that one lol

mszee · 24 Jul 2007, 16:44

I have a question...

When the Meat sings...and I would do anything for love...but I won't do that...what does THAT mean???

melon · 24 Jul 2007, 16:59

From a guy that used to work with my mother regarding Meat Loaf-

"There are four bat out of hell CD's" and continued insisting that he was right,

and then-

"Meat Loaf is English, right?"

No offence guys!

Ageing Bat · 24 Jul 2007, 17:08

Quote:

Originally Posted by mszee

I have a question...

When the Meat sings...and I would do anything for love...but I won't do that...what does THAT mean???

In this instance, "That" could be substituted with "Screwing Around" (but I suppose it wouldn't rhyme?!!)

**allrevvedup** · 24 Jul 2007, 17:11

Two quotes from Married with children that I watched on DVD today...

1)

Al: Peg, do we really need Christmas icicles? It's May.
Peggy: Well you'll thank me in December.
Al: Only if you leave me in November.

2)

Marcy: Oh, it's too bad some men don't know how to give up their sports gracefully instead of lingering on like big babies.

Al: Yeah, doggone it. If we could only be comfortable with our age like you darn gals.

You know, I mean, in the morning you go into the bathroom, a little blush, a little mascara and voila. You got an old woman scared of rain.

Then you try and clean and jerk your breasts into a bra, ease some exercise pants over that front and back belly, go down to the market and flirt with the bag boy.

I guess what I'm trying to say is it's just pretty pathetic when we guys try to cling to our youth

Cathie · 29 Jul 2007, 05:02

My housemate April:

"Sex must be easier for lesbians cos they can get aids"

I swear, she meant toys.

duke knooby · 29 Jul 2007, 21:41

the songs do not work unless i've built a character, meat loaf

Cathie · 29 Jul 2007, 22:26

"I am not your monkey!" April again

duke knooby · 29 Jul 2007, 22:27

(april sounds amazingly funny)

01 Jun 2007, 15:44	#52
AndyK Relentless Join Date: 21.11.2003 Location: Over the top..... seeing what's on the other side Posts: 18,694	I'm waiting till the time is right .. and unitil I've sorted my photo's

29 Jun 2007, 13:14	#56
Hypnobabe mszee's Mistress with sexy goddess boots Join Date: 13.07.2005 Location: Hitting the highway like a battering ram... Posts: 7,686	Today's quote of the day? From This Morning... Garden expert to Phillip Schofield: You've got a flaming sword (plant), haven't you? Phillip Schofield: Yes, but Dr Chris has given me some ointment for it...

02 Jul 2007, 21:23	#58
Monstro Promoted to Wario's spellchecker Join Date: 17.09.2005 Location: London Posts: 12,947	Two thirty this morning and my flatmate comes in front door......... Anji - That your flatmate? Me - Bloody hope so

18 Jul 2007, 23:11	#59
tinkerbell Mega Loafer Join Date: 16.09.2006 Location: N. Ireland Posts: 4,562	heard an expression from behind me in the cinema tonite, After Harry and Dumbledore were vindicated, Harry said "now do you believe me"? All i could hear a row behind was.......... NUMBNUT....................very funny over a quiet cinema.

19 Jul 2007, 20:47	#60
AndyK Relentless Join Date: 21.11.2003 Location: Over the top..... seeing what's on the other side Posts: 18,694	Heard from the kitchen moments ago ... "What else goes in Mango Chicken? ... Ohhhh Mango"

19 Jul 2007, 20:50	#62
AndyK Relentless Join Date: 21.11.2003 Location: Over the top..... seeing what's on the other side Posts: 18,694	That was second out of the fridge ... even the spinach was remembered this time

24 Jul 2007, 14:46	#63
LucyK! The Monster Is Luce Join Date: 14.04.2002 Location: Posts: 7,547	Whilst watching the news headlines about the floods we got to discussing how we would cope in terms of eating and drinking if we didn't have water...we realised that we'd probably be ok because we could still cook our main meat-based meals, but we wouldn't be able to do rice, pasta or noodles with them... BUT! Never fear!! When the floods come and we don't have water...Andy's going to cook boil-in-the-bag rice

24 Jul 2007, 15:00	#64
AndyK Relentless Join Date: 21.11.2003 Location: Over the top..... seeing what's on the other side Posts: 18,694	I just knew from the look on your face as soon as I said it that this woul dbe coming back to haunt me ... still at least I can rest easy knowing that the whole concept of this thread wasn't based on my sayings

24 Jul 2007, 15:30	#65
melon Long Distance Loafer Join Date: 17.07.2007 Location: Perth, Australia Posts: 4,586	Person at work (Loudly) - "I'm doing under cover work!" (I work in a shop) Me - "Trish-" (her name is Trish...) Person at work (Loudly again) - "Shhh, not now, you'll give me up!" Me - "Well you may want to hide your name badge!" Person at work - "Oh..."

24 Jul 2007, 16:44	#68
mszee Mega Loafer Join Date: 28.03.2006 Location: And you think you're down under??? Posts: 26,252	I have a question... When the Meat sings...and I would do anything for love...but I won't do that...what does THAT mean???

24 Jul 2007, 16:59	#69
melon Long Distance Loafer Join Date: 17.07.2007 Location: Perth, Australia Posts: 4,586	From a guy that used to work with my mother regarding Meat Loaf- "There are four bat out of hell CD's" and continued insisting that he was right, and then- "Meat Loaf is English, right?" No offence guys!

24 Jul 2007, 17:11	#71
allrevvedup "Most things that i worry about, never happen anyway" Join Date: 29.11.2003 Location: Liverpool Posts: 5,358	Two quotes from Married with children that I watched on DVD today... 1) Al: Peg, do we really need Christmas icicles? It's May. Peggy: Well you'll thank me in December. Al: Only if you leave me in November. 2) Marcy: Oh, it's too bad some men don't know how to give up their sports gracefully instead of lingering on like big babies. Al: Yeah, doggone it. If we could only be comfortable with our age like you darn gals. You know, I mean, in the morning you go into the bathroom, a little blush, a little mascara and voila. You got an old woman scared of rain. Then you try and clean and jerk your breasts into a bra, ease some exercise pants over that front and back belly, go down to the market and flirt with the bag boy. I guess what I'm trying to say is it's just pretty pathetic when we guys try to cling to our youth

29 Jul 2007, 05:02	#72
Cathie Sweet But Sadistic Join Date: 18.06.2003 Location: Lincolnshire/Essex depending on the time of year! Posts: 4,098	My housemate April: "Sex must be easier for lesbians cos they can get aids" I swear, she meant toys.

29 Jul 2007, 21:41	#73
duke knooby Mega Loafer Join Date: 24.06.2005 Location: belfast Posts: 17,908	the songs do not work unless i've built a character, meat loaf

29 Jul 2007, 22:26	#74
Cathie Sweet But Sadistic Join Date: 18.06.2003 Location: Lincolnshire/Essex depending on the time of year! Posts: 4,098	"I am not your monkey!" April again

29 Jul 2007, 22:27	#75
duke knooby Mega Loafer Join Date: 24.06.2005 Location: belfast Posts: 17,908	(april sounds amazingly funny)