Nothing to see here (a.k.a. The Wedding Thread) - Page 2

Ross · 22 May 2006, 11:35

L96 · 22 May 2006, 11:41

Yes, that's right, quake in your shoes, sinner and mortal, for ye lack the knowledge to foresee the agony of thy immortal soul as a chewtoy for the Manilow beast as thine failings overcome on this coil and all others, from this dimension and universe to all of existance beyond that which is known, by both man and devil alike, for beyond the endings are the beginnings, and the beginnings are the thing to fear most, for uncertainty and the anti-omnipotence shall about, while your tears scorch trails of destruction down thy abashed faceas the earth destructs: molten lava, fire, quaking and rumbling as ye take thy final breath, a lungful of fetid air, polluted with the scent of rotting humanity, descending to the chaos, everafter known as the BabBazz....

Rockette · 22 May 2006, 12:07

Quick! Someone drag this person over to the Alternative Story thread!

L96 · 22 May 2006, 12:16

Mockery precedes humility, my child, only by bowing thy knees and offering all of thee, thine flesh, spirit and soul can thee rise above earthly restictions and become spiritually whole and pure, thus receiving divine protection and the Loafy grace from on high, those who fail to submit to the everlasting benefactor risk the wrath, greater wrath than grapes, greater wrath than wheat, the grist of the mill grins small and in ways unknown to mere mortals, yet ye mock and disparage those who spread the truth and the true word of life, the promise of eternity free of the BabBazz, whose number is 1984 and can be distinguished by the fleeing crowds of tormented sould afore their every movement, hence mock away, though it pains thy spiritual leader to see thee turn thine eyes away from the true light, the light of the Loaf, to disobeythe basic commandments, the base principles of living, for why subsist and exist when thee can truly live, for the zombies shall quench their thirst in thine tears of repentence, tears that are tardy, tears that are late and make a mockery of thy true leader.

Rockette · 22 May 2006, 12:20

And just what do we do about our sunburnt feet as we trudge across the Nullabor Plain in search of sustenence?

L96 · 22 May 2006, 12:24

AH HA! Tis a divine miracle! Mockery and gleeful sinnings lead to confusion.

Rockette · 22 May 2006, 12:26

Please give us a sign, O knowledgable one. Which way to Esperance?

L96 · 22 May 2006, 12:28

BE VANQUISHED, DEMON OF BABBAZZ!!!

mszee · 22 May 2006, 17:39

For nothing to see...plenty to see here...hmmm...

R. · 22 May 2006, 18:50

Quote:

Originally Posted by THE FLYING MOUSE

*Calls for the rest of the site staff*.
I think we may have a situation here

Lock & Ban?

L96 · 22 May 2006, 21:54

The lock and ban contraption is nothing new to those who have seen the light, for always will the universe carry it's philistines amongst it's false prophets. See, the spread of the insidious BabBazz begins, their follwers are well disguised, yet the light and truth of the Loaf shall vanquish all, and ye shall scream at the final judgement for the error of thy ways, and thee shall beg for redemption from the merciful one for the sins of thy forefathers are stamped upon thee in this blatant and sinful attempt of the removal of the truth and the way, and the the reverend and followers (Rockette, sharon1248, Leah, Sunneke, mszee, Chloe-Lee and Ross) shall be seated with the Loaf in the final redemption, and yea though thee may plead for mercy, the tides will be roused against you, the BabBazz noise will howl into thine ears for all eternity for thine denial of the one truth, the one life, and the fainthearted and unaaceptting shall fall by the wayside in the ultimate resurrection of the glory of the souls of the innocent.

mszee · 22 May 2006, 21:58

Quote:

Originally Posted by lotus96

The lock and ban contraption is nothing new to those who have seen the light, for always will the universe carry it's philistines amongst it's false prophets. See, the spread of the insidious BabBazz begins, their follwers are well disguised, yet the light and truth of the Loaf shall vanquish all, and ye shall scream at the final judgement for the error of thy ways, and thee shall beg for redemption from the merciful one for the sins of thy forefathers are stamped upon thee in this blatant and sinful attempt of the removal of the truth and the way, and the the reverend and followers (Rockette, sharon1248, Leah, Sunneke, mszee, Chloe-Lee and Ross) shall be seated with the Loaf in the final redemption, and yea though thee may plead for mercy, the tides will be roused against you, the BabBazz noise will howl into thine ears for all eternity for thine denial of the one truth, the one life, and the fainthearted and unaaceptting shall fall by the wayside in the ultimate resurrection of the glory of the souls of the innocent.

I am getting really scared...are you quoting this from somewhere or you're just...like...ummmmm...writing it yourself??? It reminds me of something...ummm...

**The Flying Mouse** · 22 May 2006, 22:05

Quote:

Originally Posted by lotus96

The lock and ban contraption is nothing new to those who have seen the light, for always will the universe carry it's philistines amongst it's false prophets. See, the spread of the insidious BabBazz begins, their follwers are well disguised, yet the light and truth of the Loaf shall vanquish all, and ye shall scream at the final judgement for the error of thy ways, and thee shall beg for redemption from the merciful one for the sins of thy forefathers are stamped upon thee in this blatant and sinful attempt of the removal of the truth and the way, and the the reverend and followers (Rockette, sharon1248, Leah, Sunneke, mszee, Chloe-Lee and Ross) shall be seated with the Loaf in the final redemption, and yea though thee may plead for mercy, the tides will be roused against you, the BabBazz noise will howl into thine ears for all eternity for thine denial of the one truth, the one life, and the fainthearted and unaaceptting shall fall by the wayside in the ultimate resurrection of the glory of the souls of the innocent.

I've either had too much to drink, or not enough

Not much I can do about the too much, but I know a fix for the not enough

BEER ME

L96 · 22 May 2006, 22:07

Lo, the infidels and messengers of the BabBazz are amongst even the least likely, the hypocrites abound in our midst, and the false prophets shall appear with no distinction from the masses, viligance must be maintained to atone the staining of the sins of the BabBazz on thy soul, lest ye wallow in fire and agony for all torments of time. Thy punishments shall be great, beyond the bearance of thine soul, unimaginable thirst and madness, never to be quenched, desire overwhelming thee, with ne'er a release, an unsatiatable hunger with no hope of nourishment, and the pain of the BabBazz in thine brain for all of time.

**The Flying Mouse** · 22 May 2006, 22:13

Quote:

Originally Posted by lotus96

Lo, the infidels and messengers of the BabBazz are amongst even the least likely, the hypocrites abound in our midst, and the false prophets shall appear with no distinction from the masses, viligance must be maintained to atone the staining of the sins of the BabBazz on thy soul, lest ye wallow in fire and agony for all torments of time. Thy punishments shall be great, beyond the bearance of thine soul, unimaginable thirst and madness, never to be quenched, desire overwhelming thee, with ne'er a release, an unsatiatable hunger with no hope of nourishment, and the pain of the BabBazz in thine brain for all of time.

BEER HIM

SOMEBODY, FOR GOD'S SAKE

mszee · 22 May 2006, 22:17

Quote:

Originally Posted by THE FLYING MOUSE

BEER HIM

SOMEBODY, FOR GOD'S SAKE

Did she turn into a man too??? Jaysus...

**The Flying Mouse** · 22 May 2006, 22:20

Well it does say *THE* man on Lotus's profile

mszee · 22 May 2006, 22:24

Quote:

Originally Posted by THE FLYING MOUSE

Well it does say *THE* man on Lotus's profile

And it says Random Dope on mine...and yet...you've been talking to me for the last hour or so...hahahaha...

By the way...I know what this reminds me of...The Book Of Revelations...the same coherent monologue...

L96 · 22 May 2006, 22:25

RENOUNCE YOUR VILE WAYS! repent, all ye sinners, renounce thy false idols of BabBazz, return tp the light of the Loaf, for only in the name of the true artist can thee find peace and happiness within thine sould, repent and renounce before the insidious tortue of the BabBazz claims thy mind, heart and soul for all of eternity, and wreaks atrail of destruction in chaotic havoc across the universe, for lo it shall implode and drag the tortured minds of the weary into oblivion, and following the oblivion comes the rise of the BabBazz with it's evil menace encroaching upon the freedom and happiness of all, for should it come to the final battle and judgement, the army shall need strangth, crouage and wisom beyond that of mere mortals, and the clashing of speakers shall drown out the amorous cries of the toads in breeding season, while the vanquished shall be forced into desperate roaming of nothingness for all eternity.

mszee · 22 May 2006, 22:28

Quote:

Originally Posted by lotus96

RENOUNCE YOUR VILE WAYS! repent, all ye sinners, renounce thy false idols of BabBazz, return tp the light of the Loaf, for only in the name of the true artist can thee find peace and happiness within thine sould, repent and renounce before the insidious tortue of the BabBazz claims thy mind, heart and soul for all of eternity, and wreaks atrail of destruction in chaotic havoc across the universe, for lo it shall implode and drag the tortured minds of the weary into oblivion, and following the oblivion comes the rise of the BabBazz with it's evil menace encroaching upon the freedom and happiness of all, for should it come to the final battle and judgement, the army shall need strangth, crouage and wisom beyond that of mere mortals, and the clashing of speakers shall drown out the amorous cries of the toads in breeding season, while the vanquished shall be forced into desperate roaming of nothingness for all eternity.

This just leaves me speechless...

**The Flying Mouse** · 22 May 2006, 22:32

Quote:

Originally Posted by mszee

And it says Random Dope on mine...and yet...you've been talking to me for the last hour or so...hahahaha...

That's OK, it comes off my community service

No, sorry, that wasn't very nice

*Put's drink on bar ofThe Bat & Bellfry to make amends

*

Actually, i'm from the book of revelation.
Everyone who meets me tends to think "well that taught me a lesson

".

**The Flying Mouse** · 22 May 2006, 22:33

Quote:

Originally Posted by lotus96

RENOUNCE YOUR VILE WAYS! repent, all ye sinners, renounce thy false idols of BabBazz, return tp the light of the Loaf, for only in the name of the true artist can thee find peace and happiness within thine sould, repent and renounce before the insidious tortue of the BabBazz claims thy mind, heart and soul for all of eternity, and wreaks atrail of destruction in chaotic havoc across the universe, for lo it shall implode and drag the tortured minds of the weary into oblivion, and following the oblivion comes the rise of the BabBazz with it's evil menace encroaching upon the freedom and happiness of all, for should it come to the final battle and judgement, the army shall need strangth, crouage and wisom beyond that of mere mortals, and the clashing of speakers shall drown out the amorous cries of the toads in breeding season, while the vanquished shall be forced into desperate roaming of nothingness for all eternity.

Translation

"Stop being a wise ass

R. · 22 May 2006, 22:36

mszee · 22 May 2006, 22:37

Quote:

Originally Posted by THE FLYING MOUSE

That's OK, it comes off my community service

No, sorry, that wasn't very nice

*Put's drink on bar ofThe Bat & Bellfry to make amends

*

Actually, i'm from the book of revelation.
Everyone who meets me tends to think "well that taught me a lesson

".

YOU think you're from the Book of Revelations??? I think...don't bother the Emperor...I am Napoleon myself!!!

That drink would have come very handy just about now...it's been a very long day...

L96 · 22 May 2006, 22:37

And a lesson learnt should never be forgotten, oh vile demon of BazBazz. Save thine soul while in this time of mercy and grace, renounce the BazBazz for the true way, resist the sins and temptations of the flesh, for they shall lead only to misery and destruction, and create torment for all thee holds dear to thine heart, accept the Loaf, love the Loaf, and be wary of the chaos of evil, for 'twill deceive thee, recognition of theway is thy key to redemption, for saviourism shall come too late for the wicked, avast thyself of armaments, prepare for thine death upon jusgement day as the living dead roam the universe, seeking to week to feed their hate upon, to recruit and disarm and convert from the one true way, for tho thy might think thineself prepared, without the Loaf thee has nothing within your power of grasp to save thee from the penetrating and insidious noise of the BabBazz, thy soul shall writhe in an agony of horrendous screaming from the dawn of time.

22 May 2006, 11:41	#27
L96 Inaugural goldfish winner Join Date: 04.07.2005 Location: In a handbasket. Believe me, for someone my height, it's hell... Posts: 2,373	Yes, that's right, quake in your shoes, sinner and mortal, for ye lack the knowledge to foresee the agony of thy immortal soul as a chewtoy for the Manilow beast as thine failings overcome on this coil and all others, from this dimension and universe to all of existance beyond that which is known, by both man and devil alike, for beyond the endings are the beginnings, and the beginnings are the thing to fear most, for uncertainty and the anti-omnipotence shall about, while your tears scorch trails of destruction down thy abashed faceas the earth destructs: molten lava, fire, quaking and rumbling as ye take thy final breath, a lungful of fetid air, polluted with the scent of rotting humanity, descending to the chaos, everafter known as the BabBazz.... Last edited by L96; 22 May 2006 at 12:10.

22 May 2006, 11:35	#26
Ross Best Sig and Avatar 2006!!! (shared) Join Date: 25.11.2003 Location: Coatbridge near Glasgow. Scotland Posts: 3,446

22 May 2006, 12:07	#28
Rockette Mega Loafer Join Date: 10.06.2005 Location: I think! Posts: 4,805	Quick! Someone drag this person over to the Alternative Story thread!

22 May 2006, 12:16	#29
L96 Inaugural goldfish winner Join Date: 04.07.2005 Location: In a handbasket. Believe me, for someone my height, it's hell... Posts: 2,373	Mockery precedes humility, my child, only by bowing thy knees and offering all of thee, thine flesh, spirit and soul can thee rise above earthly restictions and become spiritually whole and pure, thus receiving divine protection and the Loafy grace from on high, those who fail to submit to the everlasting benefactor risk the wrath, greater wrath than grapes, greater wrath than wheat, the grist of the mill grins small and in ways unknown to mere mortals, yet ye mock and disparage those who spread the truth and the true word of life, the promise of eternity free of the BabBazz, whose number is 1984 and can be distinguished by the fleeing crowds of tormented sould afore their every movement, hence mock away, though it pains thy spiritual leader to see thee turn thine eyes away from the true light, the light of the Loaf, to disobeythe basic commandments, the base principles of living, for why subsist and exist when thee can truly live, for the zombies shall quench their thirst in thine tears of repentence, tears that are tardy, tears that are late and make a mockery of thy true leader.

22 May 2006, 12:20	#30
Rockette Mega Loafer Join Date: 10.06.2005 Location: I think! Posts: 4,805	And just what do we do about our sunburnt feet as we trudge across the Nullabor Plain in search of sustenence?

22 May 2006, 12:24	#31
L96 Inaugural goldfish winner Join Date: 04.07.2005 Location: In a handbasket. Believe me, for someone my height, it's hell... Posts: 2,373	AH HA! Tis a divine miracle! Mockery and gleeful sinnings lead to confusion.

22 May 2006, 12:26	#32
Rockette Mega Loafer Join Date: 10.06.2005 Location: I think! Posts: 4,805	Please give us a sign, O knowledgable one. Which way to Esperance?

22 May 2006, 12:28	#33
L96 Inaugural goldfish winner Join Date: 04.07.2005 Location: In a handbasket. Believe me, for someone my height, it's hell... Posts: 2,373	BE VANQUISHED, DEMON OF BABBAZZ!!!

22 May 2006, 17:39	#34
mszee Mega Loafer Join Date: 28.03.2006 Location: And you think you're down under??? Posts: 26,252	For nothing to see...plenty to see here...hmmm...

22 May 2006, 21:54	#36
L96 Inaugural goldfish winner Join Date: 04.07.2005 Location: In a handbasket. Believe me, for someone my height, it's hell... Posts: 2,373	The lock and ban contraption is nothing new to those who have seen the light, for always will the universe carry it's philistines amongst it's false prophets. See, the spread of the insidious BabBazz begins, their follwers are well disguised, yet the light and truth of the Loaf shall vanquish all, and ye shall scream at the final judgement for the error of thy ways, and thee shall beg for redemption from the merciful one for the sins of thy forefathers are stamped upon thee in this blatant and sinful attempt of the removal of the truth and the way, and the the reverend and followers (Rockette, sharon1248, Leah, Sunneke, mszee, Chloe-Lee and Ross) shall be seated with the Loaf in the final redemption, and yea though thee may plead for mercy, the tides will be roused against you, the BabBazz noise will howl into thine ears for all eternity for thine denial of the one truth, the one life, and the fainthearted and unaaceptting shall fall by the wayside in the ultimate resurrection of the glory of the souls of the innocent.

22 May 2006, 22:07	#39
L96 Inaugural goldfish winner Join Date: 04.07.2005 Location: In a handbasket. Believe me, for someone my height, it's hell... Posts: 2,373	Lo, the infidels and messengers of the BabBazz are amongst even the least likely, the hypocrites abound in our midst, and the false prophets shall appear with no distinction from the masses, viligance must be maintained to atone the staining of the sins of the BabBazz on thy soul, lest ye wallow in fire and agony for all torments of time. Thy punishments shall be great, beyond the bearance of thine soul, unimaginable thirst and madness, never to be quenched, desire overwhelming thee, with ne'er a release, an unsatiatable hunger with no hope of nourishment, and the pain of the BabBazz in thine brain for all of time.

22 May 2006, 22:20	#42
The Flying Mouse Armed ba$tard and Jo's other half. Join Date: 06.08.2002 Location: In the middle of nowhere near the end of the line. Posts: 16,104	Well it does say THE man on Lotus's profile

22 May 2006, 22:25	#44
L96 Inaugural goldfish winner Join Date: 04.07.2005 Location: In a handbasket. Believe me, for someone my height, it's hell... Posts: 2,373	RENOUNCE YOUR VILE WAYS! repent, all ye sinners, renounce thy false idols of BabBazz, return tp the light of the Loaf, for only in the name of the true artist can thee find peace and happiness within thine sould, repent and renounce before the insidious tortue of the BabBazz claims thy mind, heart and soul for all of eternity, and wreaks atrail of destruction in chaotic havoc across the universe, for lo it shall implode and drag the tortured minds of the weary into oblivion, and following the oblivion comes the rise of the BabBazz with it's evil menace encroaching upon the freedom and happiness of all, for should it come to the final battle and judgement, the army shall need strangth, crouage and wisom beyond that of mere mortals, and the clashing of speakers shall drown out the amorous cries of the toads in breeding season, while the vanquished shall be forced into desperate roaming of nothingness for all eternity.

22 May 2006, 22:36	#48
R. You dig. Join Date: 02.04.2002 Location: On the fothermucker Posts: 7,179

22 May 2006, 22:37	#50
L96 Inaugural goldfish winner Join Date: 04.07.2005 Location: In a handbasket. Believe me, for someone my height, it's hell... Posts: 2,373	And a lesson learnt should never be forgotten, oh vile demon of BazBazz. Save thine soul while in this time of mercy and grace, renounce the BazBazz for the true way, resist the sins and temptations of the flesh, for they shall lead only to misery and destruction, and create torment for all thee holds dear to thine heart, accept the Loaf, love the Loaf, and be wary of the chaos of evil, for 'twill deceive thee, recognition of theway is thy key to redemption, for saviourism shall come too late for the wicked, avast thyself of armaments, prepare for thine death upon jusgement day as the living dead roam the universe, seeking to week to feed their hate upon, to recruit and disarm and convert from the one true way, for tho thy might think thineself prepared, without the Loaf thee has nothing within your power of grasp to save thee from the penetrating and insidious noise of the BabBazz, thy soul shall writhe in an agony of horrendous screaming from the dawn of time.