Quotes of the day .... - Page 18

Sue K · 07 Apr 2010, 15:40

... keep it up and i'll rip off your arm and beat you with the bloody end ... tink's mom ...

the visual in my mind stopped me in my tracks... but i laugh my butt off at it today ... lol ...

but then of course... she's dead and beyond ripping off ANY body parts... rolling ...

*AndyK* · 07 Apr 2010, 15:40

You can quote who you want, it's not like it's a criminal offence

I was merely bemoaning the recent lack of real life quotes that originated from people we may know.

Sue K · 07 Apr 2010, 15:51

... where are the oars that go with those boats ? ~ tink's dad ... when he'd spot that someone in the house had left their shoes in the middle of the livingroom floor ...

Hypnobabe · 14 Apr 2010, 00:03

My quote of the day?

"If you leave your quiche lying around willy nilly, tramps will eat it!"

You know who you are!!!!

**allrevvedup** · 15 Apr 2010, 17:25

If all the world hated you and believed you wicked, while your own conscience approved of you and absolved you from guilt, you would not be without friends.

Charlotte Bronte

Sue K · 16 Apr 2010, 02:41

... hey... i thought it was said it should be quotes from people about us we hear... ie ... the woman tonight on the bus home into her hanging on her boobies gizmo phone ...

"Hello ?! ..."... long pause ... "Hello??!!"... long pause ... "Hello???!!!" ... over and over and over again like some muthaFree parrot gone mad !!! ...

learn to use it... or loose it sistah ! ...

**allrevvedup** · 30 Apr 2010, 13:41

Music is the key to the female heart.
Johann G. Seume

Sue K · 30 Apr 2010, 14:01

"hmmm ... hmmm ... hmmm... hmmm... WAIT... WHAT WHAT WHAT ???? WHY ?? WHAT'S GOING ON ??! "... tink co-worker ...

mszee · 30 Apr 2010, 16:16

The only bad thing about music is that you can't eat it...

forgot the first name but it was somebody by the last name of Almond...easy to remember...lol

CarylB · 30 Apr 2010, 16:37

He only does it to annoy,
Because he knows it teases.

Lewis Carroll

**Monstro** · 30 Apr 2010, 16:52

I'm weighing up how much trouble I'd be in if I posted Benny's comment at the signing

mszee · 30 Apr 2010, 16:57

Quote:

Originally Posted by Monstro

I'm weighing up how much trouble I'd be in if I posted Benny's comment at the signing

You're already in trouble...being a mod...so just shoot...

**Ankie** · 30 Apr 2010, 17:09

... een halve maan is niks als je de volle kent....

Says as much as:
....half moon means nothing when you know the full one....

*AndyK* · 30 Apr 2010, 17:18

Quote:

Originally Posted by Monstro

I'm weighing up how much trouble I'd be in if I posted Benny's comment at the signing

Thanks for the reminder! Quote of the year that one!

**The Flying Mouse** · 30 Apr 2010, 19:27

Quote:

Originally Posted by AndyK

Thanks for the reminder! Quote of the year that one!

Post it then

Sue K · 01 May 2010, 04:49

... "Verizon said to take your computer off the DSL line ..." ... tink co-worker when it was reported to him the fax machine was not working ... as he had used a splice to connect fax and tink's computer to same phone line ...

**allrevvedup** · 03 May 2010, 18:31

As per my facebook status today:

I like long walks, especially when they are taken by people who annoy me.

Noel Coward

newcat1811 · 03 May 2010, 19:19

My favoured from a customer who, when asked for the last five digits of his credit card number (to identify a charge) replied in a very snappish way:
"My credit card number does not have five last digits. It's only got four".
[...]

R. · 03 May 2010, 19:48

Someone who shall remain unnamed asked me today:

Quote:

Hey, if the battery charger is plugged in, but the netbook isn't running - does the battery still get charged?

daveake · 03 May 2010, 20:09

Quote:

Originally Posted by R.

Someone who shall remain unnamed asked me today:

Probably related to the person that complained to me that her mouse was broken because everytime she moved it up, the mouse pointer moved down, and everytime she moved it left the pointer moved right ...

mszee · 04 May 2010, 04:54

Last 3 quotes are priceles...thanks...

**allrevvedup** · 04 May 2010, 14:25

Age is an issue of mind over matter. If you don't mind, it doesn't matter. - Mark Twain

CarylB · 04 May 2010, 15:29

He who does not feel his friends to be the world to him and deserve his loyalty, does not deserve that the world should hear of him

Sue K · 04 May 2010, 20:23

... my mother-in-law accidently threw out phone number for company from which she order's ciggies... when asked where she could again get number ... mnl goes lost into space and replies... "i KNOW it's a 1-800 number" ...

ummm ... which of them aren't ? ... good loaf !!

MeatGrl1 · 04 May 2010, 21:59

At the HCTB signing a few Monday's ago;

ME: Hi Meat, I'm Meatgrl1 on the forum.

{Meat extends his arm out to me and I take his hand, he shakes it}

MEAT: Hi Meatgirl1 nice to meet you, I'm Fire Ball !!

!!!!
Classic !!!

07 Apr 2010, 15:40	#426
Sue K Mega Loafer Join Date: 20.04.2003 Posts: 13,041	... keep it up and i'll rip off your arm and beat you with the bloody end ... tink's mom ... the visual in my mind stopped me in my tracks... but i laugh my butt off at it today ... lol ... but then of course... she's dead and beyond ripping off ANY body parts... rolling ...

07 Apr 2010, 15:40	#427
AndyK Relentless Join Date: 21.11.2003 Location: Over the top..... seeing what's on the other side Posts: 18,694	You can quote who you want, it's not like it's a criminal offence I was merely bemoaning the recent lack of real life quotes that originated from people we may know.

07 Apr 2010, 15:51	#428
Sue K Mega Loafer Join Date: 20.04.2003 Posts: 13,041	... where are the oars that go with those boats ? ~ tink's dad ... when he'd spot that someone in the house had left their shoes in the middle of the livingroom floor ...

14 Apr 2010, 00:03	#429
Hypnobabe mszee's Mistress with sexy goddess boots Join Date: 13.07.2005 Location: Hitting the highway like a battering ram... Posts: 7,686	My quote of the day? "If you leave your quiche lying around willy nilly, tramps will eat it!" You know who you are!!!!

15 Apr 2010, 17:25	#430
allrevvedup "Most things that i worry about, never happen anyway" Join Date: 29.11.2003 Location: Liverpool Posts: 5,358	If all the world hated you and believed you wicked, while your own conscience approved of you and absolved you from guilt, you would not be without friends. Charlotte Bronte

16 Apr 2010, 02:41	#431
Sue K Mega Loafer Join Date: 20.04.2003 Posts: 13,041	... hey... i thought it was said it should be quotes from people about us we hear... ie ... the woman tonight on the bus home into her hanging on her boobies gizmo phone ... "Hello ?! ..."... long pause ... "Hello??!!"... long pause ... "Hello???!!!" ... over and over and over again like some muthaFree parrot gone mad !!! ... learn to use it... or loose it sistah ! ...

30 Apr 2010, 13:41	#432
allrevvedup "Most things that i worry about, never happen anyway" Join Date: 29.11.2003 Location: Liverpool Posts: 5,358	Music is the key to the female heart. Johann G. Seume

30 Apr 2010, 14:01	#433
Sue K Mega Loafer Join Date: 20.04.2003 Posts: 13,041	"hmmm ... hmmm ... hmmm... hmmm... WAIT... WHAT WHAT WHAT ???? WHY ?? WHAT'S GOING ON ??! "... tink co-worker ...

30 Apr 2010, 16:16	#434
mszee Mega Loafer Join Date: 29.03.2006 Location: And you think you're down under??? Posts: 26,252	The only bad thing about music is that you can't eat it... forgot the first name but it was somebody by the last name of Almond...easy to remember...lol

30 Apr 2010, 16:37	#435
CarylB Mega Loafer Join Date: 16.04.2003 Location: Sheffield UK Posts: 5,910	He only does it to annoy, Because he knows it teases. Lewis Carroll

30 Apr 2010, 16:52	#436
Monstro Promoted to Wario's spellchecker Join Date: 17.09.2005 Location: London Posts: 12,947	I'm weighing up how much trouble I'd be in if I posted Benny's comment at the signing

30 Apr 2010, 17:09	#438
Ankie Office manager Join Date: 25.04.2002 Posts: 1,884	... een halve maan is niks als je de volle kent.... Says as much as: ....half moon means nothing when you know the full one....

01 May 2010, 04:49	#441
Sue K Mega Loafer Join Date: 20.04.2003 Posts: 13,041	... "Verizon said to take your computer off the DSL line ..." ... tink co-worker when it was reported to him the fax machine was not working ... as he had used a splice to connect fax and tink's computer to same phone line ...

03 May 2010, 18:31	#442
allrevvedup "Most things that i worry about, never happen anyway" Join Date: 29.11.2003 Location: Liverpool Posts: 5,358	As per my facebook status today: I like long walks, especially when they are taken by people who annoy me. Noel Coward

03 May 2010, 19:19	#443
newcat1811 Rookie Join Date: 19.04.2010 Location: Far, Far Away Posts: 11	My favoured from a customer who, when asked for the last five digits of his credit card number (to identify a charge) replied in a very snappish way: "My credit card number does not have five last digits. It's only got four". [...]

04 May 2010, 04:54	#446
mszee Mega Loafer Join Date: 29.03.2006 Location: And you think you're down under??? Posts: 26,252	Last 3 quotes are priceles...thanks...

04 May 2010, 14:25	#447
allrevvedup "Most things that i worry about, never happen anyway" Join Date: 29.11.2003 Location: Liverpool Posts: 5,358	Age is an issue of mind over matter. If you don't mind, it doesn't matter. - Mark Twain

04 May 2010, 15:29	#448
CarylB Mega Loafer Join Date: 16.04.2003 Location: Sheffield UK Posts: 5,910	He who does not feel his friends to be the world to him and deserve his loyalty, does not deserve that the world should hear of him

04 May 2010, 20:23	#449
Sue K Mega Loafer Join Date: 20.04.2003 Posts: 13,041	... my mother-in-law accidently threw out phone number for company from which she order's ciggies... when asked where she could again get number ... mnl goes lost into space and replies... "i KNOW it's a 1-800 number" ... ummm ... which of them aren't ? ... good loaf !!

04 May 2010, 21:59	#450
MeatGrl1 No Day But Today Join Date: 29.05.2006 Location: Sitting on the steps outside looking so restless and reckless and lost! Posts: 9,089	At the HCTB signing a few Monday's ago; ME: Hi Meat, I'm Meatgrl1 on the forum. {Meat extends his arm out to me and I take his hand, he shakes it} MEAT: Hi Meatgirl1 nice to meet you, I'm Fire Ball !! !!!! Classic !!!