Nothing to see here (a.k.a. The Wedding Thread) - Page 14

**The Flying Mouse** · 27 May 2006, 18:31

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Originally Posted by dant796

Ah, but let us not forget that it is also written that the lion shall lay with the lamb, and the dog with the cat, and the small furry creature from Alpha Centauri with the Betelgeusian wombat, so should it not be that that cat shall marry the flying mouse? Perhaps this abomination is merely the foreshadowing of the coming of the Loaf and his gatekeeper of the pointed piano?

See, now that, to me, makes sence

Basically because I get what I want out of it, and not only am I not a heathen, I am actually doing god's work

Result I say

mszee · 27 May 2006, 22:08

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Originally Posted by THE FLYING MOUSE

Well I know strippers are a must, but the fiancee isn't suposed to know about them.
Us groomies are suposed to pretend we don't want them, and we ain't gettin them.
It's unusual for the bride to suply them.
I think i'm a very luck y man in my choice of spouce

OK, you can read a comic to me

And why not with the peeled grapes

I'm worth it aren't I?

They could well do, but i'm an optimist

yeah, yeah, yeah...and every fiance does know about them...so...ummm...better I supply them...At least I can find some very unattractive ones to play with you...see the point now?

Yeah, think again then...

Why can't you eat grapes unpeeled??? Ahhhhhh...no teeth?????

Optimist, shmoptimist...I am out mostly today...have to do bridal stuff...manicure, pedicure, etc...

So maybe catch you later...

L96 · 27 May 2006, 22:19

Quote:

Originally Posted by dant796

Ah, but let us not forget that it is also written that the lion shall lay with the lamb, and the dog with the cat, and the small furry creature from Alpha Centauri with the Betelgeusian wombat, so should it not be that that cat shall marry the flying mouse? Perhaps this abomination is merely the foreshadowing of the coming of the Loaf and his gatekeeper of the pointed piano?

Borther dant, thine cheer and courage is admirable, yet thee are following the teachings of the newfangled documents, remember, in the beginning twas written that the strong shall destroy the weak, the uprising will occur, that plagues of non-pointed pianos shall devour the earth, as punishment for abominations against the name of the Loaf, these heathens blaspheme when not under strict supervision, spawn of the nostrils as they are, thy do not realise the torment rapidly encroaching upon them. In Loafdom unite, for heaven only waits for the true believer, sinners and infidels shall suffer endless agonies of mind and soul....

**The Flying Mouse** · 27 May 2006, 23:12

Quote:

Originally Posted by mszee

yeah, yeah, yeah...and every fiance does know about them...so...ummm...better I supply them...At least I can find some very unattractive ones to play with you...see the point now?

Yeah, think again then...

Why can't you eat grapes unpeeled??? Ahhhhhh...no teeth?????

Optimist, shmoptimist...I am out mostly today...have to do bridal stuff...manicure, pedicure, etc...

So maybe catch you later...

See folks, beauty AND brains

She's a very smart girl my fiancee.
With the two of us as parents, the kids are gonna be little little Einsteins

I do prefare them peeled darling

.
I just assumed

you'd be more than happy to do that for me

Go and spoil yourself my lovely loaferette

I want you at your most lovely best for tomorrow

.
I mean, I know it's hard to improve on perfection

, but the beaty salon can try

**The Flying Mouse** · 28 May 2006, 02:45

They're quite stressful these things aren't they?

L96 · 28 May 2006, 03:02

Stressful is the day of judgement, when the demonic spirits of the BabBazz shall wail at thee in their evil monotones until thee despair, wishing to end thine life to escape the agony, whilst the BabBazz covers you in darkness, halitosis, and thee shall scream to the Loaf and the gatekeeper of the pointed piano to save thee from thepunishment of thine sins commited whilst earhbound, none shall hear yer, for thine tomrent is caused only by thine own actions, turn to the Loaf and the light whilst ye still can, confess thy evil desires and temptations, allow the love of the Loaf into thine hearts, save thy soul from endless entrail devouring demons, for there is not much time but eternity, and heaven shall not wait for the wicked.

mszee · 28 May 2006, 07:52

Quote:

Originally Posted by THE FLYING MOUSE

They're quite stressful these things aren't they?

Yep

L96 · 28 May 2006, 10:42

Cold feet may be a blessing, thee may not realise that by uniting as one, ye attract double the agonies of eternity, double the BabBazz spirit, double the false Elvis's, double the wrath of the Loaf, double the smite from the pointed piano of the gatekeeper, and double penance required from thy sins, as thee refuse to repent in a timely fashion, for yea the sun shall be cast from thee, as shalt the eyes of the Loaf, the stars shall fall, the moon become dark, the toads destroy vegetation around thee, thy fingers eaten by ravenous goldfish, mosquitos bite thine nerve endings, with thee unable to scratch without fingers, and overall, the shrieks of over souls suffering the tortures of BabBazz on permanent repeat.

Ross · 28 May 2006, 13:03

Are we ready to rock and roll people?

Tim · 28 May 2006, 13:07

Huh?? not really into reading all the pages... but what??

Ross · 28 May 2006, 13:08

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tim

Huh?? not really into reading all the pages... but what??

It's the Wedding of the Year today.

Tim · 28 May 2006, 13:10

Yeah okay.. but an internet wedding or is it real?? I missed really something!

L96 · 28 May 2006, 13:10

Rock and roll can lead to the light and truth, and is the one true way to look upon the face of the Loaf in all of his glory. Be not tempted into listening to pop, or looking upon the sight of the BabBazz beast, for at that time the choirs shalt descend to the earth, blowing trumpets, playing guitars, throwing guitar picks to the faithful, halting the desecration and destruction of mankind.

Tim · 28 May 2006, 13:13

Aha... very clear!!

yeah... checked the other threath also... but strange.

Ross · 28 May 2006, 13:17

Strange doesn't even begin to cover it. I'm having to work on a day off.

L96 · 28 May 2006, 13:38

The Loaf hears thy mockery and treachery, idol worhipping spawn of BabBazz, the false Elvis shalt curse thee and haunt thee all of thine days, plucking thine eyes for use as rhinestones, stalking thine every footsteps with wails of hatred, howling in thine misbegotten ears, thrusting his false pelvis against thee in displays of sinful sexual immorality, and cursing thee until thine dying breath.

Ross · 28 May 2006, 13:42

Quote:

Originally Posted by lotus96

The Loaf hears thy mockery and treachery, idol worhipping spawn of BabBazz, the false Elvis shalt curse thee and haunt thee all of thine days, plucking thine eyes for use as rhinestones, stalking thine every footsteps with wails of hatred, howling in thine misbegotten ears, thrusting his false pelvis against thee in displays of sinful sexual immorality, and cursing thee until thine dying breath.

Cool sounds like fun.

I Like Elvis.

Tim · 28 May 2006, 13:43

hahah, did you use something?? wow man... sounds euh... funny.

L96 · 28 May 2006, 13:47

Lies, all lies.... thine soul has been mistreated and abused, and the Loaf and disciples are sorely grieved for thine agony. Repent of thine sins while thee can, confess and recieve the amnesty granted, lest ye be condemned to rot in the hell of the BabBazz beast for all eternity, for not even then shall the gatekeeper of the pointed piano save thee, damnation will sit upon thy shoulders like a mantle of anvils, written in stone, cement around thine ankles as ye are hurled to the wolves in a pit of fire and hateful torturous screamings.

Tim · 28 May 2006, 14:20

okay, you are poetic. great. As i only could understand one word of it, it would be better.

L96 · 28 May 2006, 14:25

True understanding comes only by accepting the Loaf into thine heart and life, thee must revere the Loaf and renounce all insidious infidels, traitors, liars, cheats, harlots, trollops, ameoba, sheep and silkworms in favour of the glory of dashboard lights, big old yellow cabs, running meters, then the wing of the great bat shall protect thee, the gatekeeper of the pointed piano shall not smite thee from the heavens, and the Loaf shall rescue thee from the final judgement, rescuing thine body from terrible agonies beyond thy wildest nightmares.

**The Flying Mouse** · 28 May 2006, 14:57

Time getting short now

Mousie is gonna lose his batchelor status in about 3 hours.
Someone get me a beer

Wonder if the bride is this nervous

L96 · 28 May 2006, 15:09

Drunkeness added to thine list of transgressions, son, learn to lead a Laofy life afore it is too late to save thineself, for surely shalt thee be cast aside from glory like a exploding zebra on heat, with thine sinful soul full of drunkeness and debauchery, can thee not see that thine life should be worth more to thee than this terrible doom to which thee rush headlong, Loafdom is sorely troubled lest thine fate be worse than death, worse than life, endless leeches shall burrow into thine groin, fleas shall feast upon thy toejam, and learner violinists shall stalk thee for all the steps of thine life.

mszee · 28 May 2006, 16:25

Let the Loafdom prosper and long live Loaf!!!

In thine image you have created a groom...send your blessings to the bride.

For she is ready to commit in holy matrimony and in Loaf's name.

Long live Loaf and prosper!!! And let pop music forever stop haunting Steinman's pointed piano. Let Elvis rise from the ashes and bless this holy union with his rendition of Love Me Tender!!!

In the spirit of Loaf, Gatekeeper and the Pointed Piano...let us pray together!

LONG LIVE THE MEAT LOAF!!!

L96 · 28 May 2006, 16:28

Lo, it must be the road to Damascus, cheer Loafers, for we have a convert amongst us... welcome to the way of the Loaf on this cheery morning, may thy day be blessed with rain, clouds, hurricanes and fewer of the living dead than normal, with only minimal interference from BabBazz and it's evil and loathesome messengers, on their way to the pits of mass destruction.

28 May 2006, 13:10	#338
L96 Inaugural goldfish winner Join Date: 04.07.2005 Location: In a handbasket. Believe me, for someone my height, it's hell... Posts: 2,373	There's a wedding, Tim, check the church thread! :D Rock and roll can lead to the light and truth, and is the one true way to look upon the face of the Loaf in all of his glory. Be not tempted into listening to pop, or looking upon the sight of the BabBazz beast, for at that time the choirs shalt descend to the earth, blowing trumpets, playing guitars, throwing guitar picks to the faithful, halting the desecration and destruction of mankind.

28 May 2006, 02:45	#330
The Flying Mouse Armed ba$tard and Jo's other half. Join Date: 06.08.2002 Location: In the middle of nowhere near the end of the line. Posts: 16,104	They're quite stressful these things aren't they?

28 May 2006, 03:02	#331
L96 Inaugural goldfish winner Join Date: 04.07.2005 Location: In a handbasket. Believe me, for someone my height, it's hell... Posts: 2,373	Stressful is the day of judgement, when the demonic spirits of the BabBazz shall wail at thee in their evil monotones until thee despair, wishing to end thine life to escape the agony, whilst the BabBazz covers you in darkness, halitosis, and thee shall scream to the Loaf and the gatekeeper of the pointed piano to save thee from thepunishment of thine sins commited whilst earhbound, none shall hear yer, for thine tomrent is caused only by thine own actions, turn to the Loaf and the light whilst ye still can, confess thy evil desires and temptations, allow the love of the Loaf into thine hearts, save thy soul from endless entrail devouring demons, for there is not much time but eternity, and heaven shall not wait for the wicked.

28 May 2006, 10:42	#333
L96 Inaugural goldfish winner Join Date: 04.07.2005 Location: In a handbasket. Believe me, for someone my height, it's hell... Posts: 2,373	Cold feet may be a blessing, thee may not realise that by uniting as one, ye attract double the agonies of eternity, double the BabBazz spirit, double the false Elvis's, double the wrath of the Loaf, double the smite from the pointed piano of the gatekeeper, and double penance required from thy sins, as thee refuse to repent in a timely fashion, for yea the sun shall be cast from thee, as shalt the eyes of the Loaf, the stars shall fall, the moon become dark, the toads destroy vegetation around thee, thy fingers eaten by ravenous goldfish, mosquitos bite thine nerve endings, with thee unable to scratch without fingers, and overall, the shrieks of over souls suffering the tortures of BabBazz on permanent repeat.

28 May 2006, 13:03	#334
Ross Best Sig and Avatar 2006!!! (shared) Join Date: 25.11.2003 Location: Coatbridge near Glasgow. Scotland Posts: 3,446	Are we ready to rock and roll people?

28 May 2006, 13:07	#335
Tim The Butcher Join Date: 14.04.2002 Location: Westervoort, The Netherlands Posts: 10,321	Huh?? not really into reading all the pages... but what??

28 May 2006, 13:10	#337
Tim The Butcher Join Date: 14.04.2002 Location: Westervoort, The Netherlands Posts: 10,321	Yeah okay.. but an internet wedding or is it real?? I missed really something!

28 May 2006, 13:13	#339
Tim The Butcher Join Date: 14.04.2002 Location: Westervoort, The Netherlands Posts: 10,321	Aha... very clear!! yeah... checked the other threath also... but strange.

28 May 2006, 13:17	#340
Ross Best Sig and Avatar 2006!!! (shared) Join Date: 25.11.2003 Location: Coatbridge near Glasgow. Scotland Posts: 3,446	Strange doesn't even begin to cover it. I'm having to work on a day off.

28 May 2006, 13:38	#341
L96 Inaugural goldfish winner Join Date: 04.07.2005 Location: In a handbasket. Believe me, for someone my height, it's hell... Posts: 2,373	The Loaf hears thy mockery and treachery, idol worhipping spawn of BabBazz, the false Elvis shalt curse thee and haunt thee all of thine days, plucking thine eyes for use as rhinestones, stalking thine every footsteps with wails of hatred, howling in thine misbegotten ears, thrusting his false pelvis against thee in displays of sinful sexual immorality, and cursing thee until thine dying breath.

28 May 2006, 13:43	#343
Tim The Butcher Join Date: 14.04.2002 Location: Westervoort, The Netherlands Posts: 10,321	hahah, did you use something?? wow man... sounds euh... funny.

28 May 2006, 13:47	#344
L96 Inaugural goldfish winner Join Date: 04.07.2005 Location: In a handbasket. Believe me, for someone my height, it's hell... Posts: 2,373	Lies, all lies.... thine soul has been mistreated and abused, and the Loaf and disciples are sorely grieved for thine agony. Repent of thine sins while thee can, confess and recieve the amnesty granted, lest ye be condemned to rot in the hell of the BabBazz beast for all eternity, for not even then shall the gatekeeper of the pointed piano save thee, damnation will sit upon thy shoulders like a mantle of anvils, written in stone, cement around thine ankles as ye are hurled to the wolves in a pit of fire and hateful torturous screamings.

28 May 2006, 14:20	#345
Tim The Butcher Join Date: 14.04.2002 Location: Westervoort, The Netherlands Posts: 10,321	okay, you are poetic. great. As i only could understand one word of it, it would be better.

28 May 2006, 14:25	#346
L96 Inaugural goldfish winner Join Date: 04.07.2005 Location: In a handbasket. Believe me, for someone my height, it's hell... Posts: 2,373	True understanding comes only by accepting the Loaf into thine heart and life, thee must revere the Loaf and renounce all insidious infidels, traitors, liars, cheats, harlots, trollops, ameoba, sheep and silkworms in favour of the glory of dashboard lights, big old yellow cabs, running meters, then the wing of the great bat shall protect thee, the gatekeeper of the pointed piano shall not smite thee from the heavens, and the Loaf shall rescue thee from the final judgement, rescuing thine body from terrible agonies beyond thy wildest nightmares.

28 May 2006, 14:57	#347
The Flying Mouse Armed ba$tard and Jo's other half. Join Date: 06.08.2002 Location: In the middle of nowhere near the end of the line. Posts: 16,104	Time getting short now Mousie is gonna lose his batchelor status in about 3 hours. Someone get me a beer Wonder if the bride is this nervous

28 May 2006, 15:09	#348
L96 Inaugural goldfish winner Join Date: 04.07.2005 Location: In a handbasket. Believe me, for someone my height, it's hell... Posts: 2,373	Drunkeness added to thine list of transgressions, son, learn to lead a Laofy life afore it is too late to save thineself, for surely shalt thee be cast aside from glory like a exploding zebra on heat, with thine sinful soul full of drunkeness and debauchery, can thee not see that thine life should be worth more to thee than this terrible doom to which thee rush headlong, Loafdom is sorely troubled lest thine fate be worse than death, worse than life, endless leeches shall burrow into thine groin, fleas shall feast upon thy toejam, and learner violinists shall stalk thee for all the steps of thine life.

28 May 2006, 16:25	#349
mszee Mega Loafer Join Date: 28.03.2006 Location: And you think you're down under??? Posts: 26,252	Let the Loafdom prosper and long live Loaf!!! In thine image you have created a groom...send your blessings to the bride. For she is ready to commit in holy matrimony and in Loaf's name. Long live Loaf and prosper!!! And let pop music forever stop haunting Steinman's pointed piano. Let Elvis rise from the ashes and bless this holy union with his rendition of Love Me Tender!!! In the spirit of Loaf, Gatekeeper and the Pointed Piano...let us pray together! LONG LIVE THE MEAT LOAF!!!

28 May 2006, 16:28	#350
L96 Inaugural goldfish winner Join Date: 04.07.2005 Location: In a handbasket. Believe me, for someone my height, it's hell... Posts: 2,373	Lo, it must be the road to Damascus, cheer Loafers, for we have a convert amongst us... welcome to the way of the Loaf on this cheery morning, may thy day be blessed with rain, clouds, hurricanes and fewer of the living dead than normal, with only minimal interference from BabBazz and it's evil and loathesome messengers, on their way to the pits of mass destruction.