Quotes of the day .... - Page 13

**allrevvedup** · 23 Jun 2008, 00:53

Found this quote on a wrestling site

I have resolved to wake up an hour earlier each day so I can hate you just a little bit longer." -William Regal

Lord Kagan · 23 Jun 2008, 01:55

Betty says:
youre not wee !!!!!!!

Betty · 23 Jun 2008, 01:59

Quote:

Originally Posted by Lord Kagan

Betty says:
youre not wee !!!!!!!

Completely outta context, but it´s true. Betty said that lol

Lord Kagan · 23 Jun 2008, 01:59

what context was it in betty lol?

Betty · 23 Jun 2008, 02:02

Carl... says:
tut tut, youre too good at english, and picking up belfast english
Betty says:
lol
well I know who´s to blame!
Carl... says:
me? noooooooo im wee
Betty says:
youre not wee !!!!!!!

There you go

!!!!!!!

Lord Kagan · 23 Jun 2008, 02:03

you could have at least got my msn name right when you made that up

Betty · 23 Jun 2008, 02:04

Help me think im somebody else... sagt:
tut tut, youre too good at english, and picking up belfast english
Betty sagt:
lol
well I know who´s to blame!
Help me think im somebody else... sagt:
me? noooooooo im wee
Betty sagt:
youre not wee !!!!!!!

Happy now?

**allrevvedup** · 23 Jun 2008, 02:08

and the beat goes on

Lord Kagan · 23 Jun 2008, 13:18

Quote:

Originally Posted by Betty

Help me think im somebody else... sagt:
tut tut, youre too good at english, and picking up belfast english
Betty sagt:
lol
well I know who´s to blame!
Help me think im somebody else... sagt:
me? noooooooo im wee
Betty sagt:
youre not wee !!!!!!!

Happy now?

nope you still made it all up

Cathie · 11 Jul 2008, 01:32

Sandwich person: Would you like mayonaise?
Me: No, thanks, I'm allergic.
Sandwich person: Light mayonaise?
Me: Still allergic.

Battybarb · 11 Jul 2008, 10:01

OMG...doh..lol

**The Flying Mouse** · 14 Jul 2008, 23:31

Quote:

Originally Posted by theflyingmouse

You know the next time you call me an asshole, how about I stick my thumbs up your ass, pull your anus over your head, and leave you in the dark for the rest of your life?

Someone annoyed me just a little bit

Cathie · 14 Jul 2008, 23:43

I hope they lost their sense of smell before they annoyed you Mousie...

**The Flying Mouse** · 14 Jul 2008, 23:45

And invested in a torch

Cathie · 14 Jul 2008, 23:55

You never know, maybe their hearing will develop to epic proportions...

...pity all they'll hear is the sound of the sea...

**The Flying Mouse** · 14 Jul 2008, 23:57

And perhaps the odd fog horn

Cathie · 15 Jul 2008, 00:15

The whole Bermuda Triangle thing is taking on a whole different meaning tonight...and a slightly sinister one too...

**The Flying Mouse** · 15 Jul 2008, 05:54

just come across this quote that gave me a grin

“An intellectual snob is someone who can listen to the William Tell Overture and not think of The Lone Ranger."

--Dan Rather

**RadioMaster** · 15 Jul 2008, 10:19

Bubbles:
Everyman has Keime

**allrevvedup** · 15 Jul 2008, 12:11

Denis Leary:

"We live in a country where John Lennon takes six bullets in the chest. Yoko Ono is standing right next to him. Not one F**king bullet. Explain that to me! Explain that to me!"

*AndyK* · 25 Jul 2008, 11:32

Extract from a conversation yesterday

Them: "I was watching Airport on TV the other day and there was this plane on it with ... (longish pause) ... you know those big round things under it's wings ... "

Me: "The engines?"

Them: "Ohhh is that what they are?"

daveake · 25 Jul 2008, 11:40

Quote:

Originally Posted by AndyK

Extract from a conversation yesterday

Them: "I was watching Airport on TV the other day and there was this plane on it with ... (longish pause) ... you know those big round things under it's wings ... "

Me: "The engines?"

Them: "Ohhh is that what they are?"

Didn't know you knew any Ryan Air pilots ...

Dave

mszee · 16 Aug 2008, 15:42

"I have always wished that my computer would be as easy to use as my telephone. My wish has come true. I no longer know how to use my telephone"

Bjarne Stroustrup (inventor of programming language C++)

~Helen~ · 16 Aug 2008, 19:34

Two friends of mine...
Friend 1... I'm going to Australia
Friend 2... Oh you might see Harry - he's in Australia
Friend 1... How small do you think Australia is?
Friend 2... Well it's not as big as England is it...
...silence...

~Helen~ · 16 Aug 2008, 19:38

Same friend in conversation with me...

"I know you're allergic to tomatoes but can you eat ketchup?"

14 Jul 2008, 23:45	#314
The Flying Mouse Armed ba$tard and Jo's other half. Join Date: 06.08.2002 Location: In the middle of nowhere near the end of the line. Posts: 16,104	And invested in a torch Last edited by The Flying Mouse; 14 Jul 2008 at 23:58.

15 Jul 2008, 05:54	#318
The Flying Mouse Armed ba$tard and Jo's other half. Join Date: 06.08.2002 Location: In the middle of nowhere near the end of the line. Posts: 16,104	just come across this quote that gave me a grin “An intellectual snob is someone who can listen to the William Tell Overture and not think of The Lone Ranger." --Dan Rather Last edited by The Flying Mouse; 15 Jul 2008 at 06:20.

23 Jun 2008, 00:53	#301
allrevvedup "Most things that i worry about, never happen anyway" Join Date: 29.11.2003 Location: Liverpool Posts: 5,360	Found this quote on a wrestling site I have resolved to wake up an hour earlier each day so I can hate you just a little bit longer." -William Regal

23 Jun 2008, 01:55	#302
Lord Kagan On the other hand, You have different fingers Join Date: 17.05.2006 Location: Belfast Posts: 8,833	Betty says: youre not wee !!!!!!!

23 Jun 2008, 01:59	#304
Lord Kagan On the other hand, You have different fingers Join Date: 17.05.2006 Location: Belfast Posts: 8,833	what context was it in betty lol?

23 Jun 2008, 02:02	#305
Betty ˙·٠•● ♫ Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ ♪ ●•٠·˙ Join Date: 12.11.2006 Location: Niedersachsen Posts: 6,387	Carl... says: tut tut, youre too good at english, and picking up belfast english Betty says: lol well I know who´s to blame! Carl... says: me? noooooooo im wee Betty says: youre not wee !!!!!!! There you go !!!!!!!

23 Jun 2008, 02:03	#306
Lord Kagan On the other hand, You have different fingers Join Date: 17.05.2006 Location: Belfast Posts: 8,833	you could have at least got my msn name right when you made that up

23 Jun 2008, 02:04	#307
Betty ˙·٠•● ♫ Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ ♪ ●•٠·˙ Join Date: 12.11.2006 Location: Niedersachsen Posts: 6,387	Help me think im somebody else... sagt: tut tut, youre too good at english, and picking up belfast english Betty sagt: lol well I know who´s to blame! Help me think im somebody else... sagt: me? noooooooo im wee Betty sagt: youre not wee !!!!!!! Happy now?

23 Jun 2008, 02:08	#308
allrevvedup "Most things that i worry about, never happen anyway" Join Date: 29.11.2003 Location: Liverpool Posts: 5,360	and the beat goes on

11 Jul 2008, 01:32	#310
Cathie Sweet But Sadistic Join Date: 18.06.2003 Location: Lincolnshire/Essex depending on the time of year! Posts: 4,098	Sandwich person: Would you like mayonaise? Me: No, thanks, I'm allergic. Sandwich person: Light mayonaise? Me: Still allergic.

11 Jul 2008, 10:01	#311
Battybarb Nutty Tart From Hell Join Date: 25.05.2007 Location: liverpool Posts: 8,390	OMG...doh..lol

14 Jul 2008, 23:43	#313
Cathie Sweet But Sadistic Join Date: 18.06.2003 Location: Lincolnshire/Essex depending on the time of year! Posts: 4,098	I hope they lost their sense of smell before they annoyed you Mousie...

14 Jul 2008, 23:55	#315
Cathie Sweet But Sadistic Join Date: 18.06.2003 Location: Lincolnshire/Essex depending on the time of year! Posts: 4,098	You never know, maybe their hearing will develop to epic proportions... ...pity all they'll hear is the sound of the sea...

14 Jul 2008, 23:57	#316
The Flying Mouse Armed ba$tard and Jo's other half. Join Date: 06.08.2002 Location: In the middle of nowhere near the end of the line. Posts: 16,104	And perhaps the odd fog horn

15 Jul 2008, 00:15	#317
Cathie Sweet But Sadistic Join Date: 18.06.2003 Location: Lincolnshire/Essex depending on the time of year! Posts: 4,098	The whole Bermuda Triangle thing is taking on a whole different meaning tonight...and a slightly sinister one too...

15 Jul 2008, 10:19	#319
RadioMaster The German Join Date: 11.03.2006 Location: some kind of hunting lodge for rich weirdos... Posts: 15,778	Bubbles: Everyman has Keime

15 Jul 2008, 12:11	#320
allrevvedup "Most things that i worry about, never happen anyway" Join Date: 29.11.2003 Location: Liverpool Posts: 5,360	Denis Leary: "We live in a country where John Lennon takes six bullets in the chest. Yoko Ono is standing right next to him. Not one F**king bullet. Explain that to me! Explain that to me!"

25 Jul 2008, 11:32	#321
AndyK Relentless Join Date: 21.11.2003 Location: Over the top..... seeing what's on the other side Posts: 18,694	Extract from a conversation yesterday Them: "I was watching Airport on TV the other day and there was this plane on it with ... (longish pause) ... you know those big round things under it's wings ... " Me: "The engines?" Them: "Ohhh is that what they are?"

16 Aug 2008, 15:42	#323
mszee Mega Loafer Join Date: 28.03.2006 Location: And you think you're down under??? Posts: 26,252	"I have always wished that my computer would be as easy to use as my telephone. My wish has come true. I no longer know how to use my telephone" Bjarne Stroustrup (inventor of programming language C++)

16 Aug 2008, 19:34	#324
~Helen~ Mega Loafer Join Date: 01.11.2007 Location: Manchester Posts: 1,958	Two friends of mine... Friend 1... I'm going to Australia Friend 2... Oh you might see Harry - he's in Australia Friend 1... How small do you think Australia is? Friend 2... Well it's not as big as England is it... ...silence...

16 Aug 2008, 19:38	#325
~Helen~ Mega Loafer Join Date: 01.11.2007 Location: Manchester Posts: 1,958	Same friend in conversation with me... "I know you're allergic to tomatoes but can you eat ketchup?"