Nothing to see here (a.k.a. The Wedding Thread) - Page 13

**The Flying Mouse** · 26 May 2006, 12:53

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Originally Posted by dant796

Be of good cheer, for is it not written that the wicked shall greet the righteous with scorn and mockery? Lo, the day is coming when the wicked shall wail and gnash their teeth as the pointed piano draws nigh upon their heads. BabBazz shall not lift a finger to save them, but rather will rejoice in their torment.

And so I say repent, oh ye wicked, while there is still time! Know the joy of the Loaf and bask in the shadow of the wing of the bat.

I was just about to say that very thing

L96 · 26 May 2006, 13:10

Pah, have thee nothing better to do with thine time than mock the way of the Loaf? May the wing of the Bat blow thine dwelling into the sea of fire, may thine dashboard lights burn out and explode, wiping clean your entire fusebox and motherboard, may amnesty never be granted to thee, and may BabBazz sing upon thine ears forever.

mszee · 26 May 2006, 15:50

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Originally Posted by lotus96

Pah, have thee nothing better to do with thine time than mock the way of the Loaf? May the wing of the Bat blow thine dwelling into the sea of fire, may thine dashboard lights burn out and explode, wiping clean your entire fusebox and motherboard, may amnesty never be granted to thee, and may BabBazz sing upon thine ears forever.

geez...who p--d in your cereal today???

L96 · 26 May 2006, 19:29

Wash out thine mouth, cleanse thy spirit and free thy soul from the perfidious chains of foulness that envelope thee, cast thy sin away as ye would cast away a mouldy cheesecake, refine thy ways and mannerisms, repent of thy language, do not swear lest ye be sworn at, for those living in sin should not through stones, and those living in glass houses should get chagned in the dark, for light can bring irrepairable damage tot hine neighbours, 'tis written "love others as ye love thinself", lest ye be cast away like a frisbee, round, flat and pancake-like, to fall in the watertank ne'er to be seen again.

mszee · 26 May 2006, 20:01

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Originally Posted by lotus96

Wash out thine mouth, cleanse thy spirit and free thy soul from the perfidious chains of foulness that envelope thee, cast thy sin away as ye would cast away a mouldy cheesecake, refine thy ways and mannerisms, repent of thy language, do not swear lest ye be sworn at, for those living in sin should not through stones, and those living in glass houses should get chagned in the dark, for light can bring irrepairable damage tot hine neighbours, 'tis written "love others as ye love thinself", lest ye be cast away like a frisbee, round, flat and pancake-like, to fall in the watertank ne'er to be seen again.

Lovely...especially enjoyed the part about glass houses and neighbors...how did you ever know???

L96 · 26 May 2006, 20:06

The screaming and shrieking of those damned and fated to live in the house next door... pre-nuptial counselling is a must.

mszee · 26 May 2006, 20:08

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Originally Posted by lotus96

The screaming and shrieking of those damned and fated to live in the house next door... pre-nuptial counselling is a must.

Well...ummm...counsel away...I am all open to suggestions...

L96 · 26 May 2006, 22:50

Tis suggested that the wedding be called off, for cats devour mice whole, cruching their bones, drinking their ebtrails, clawing off their tails as victory trophies, to be pinned near the heads of the destroyed life, matrimony is an abomination of nature, for it causes thee to take thine eyes from the Loaf and the path of true life, 'twas the pitfall of many afore ye, and will ensnare many after thee, no doubt, see now where temptation can lead thee? Unadulaterated lust has a hefty price for the guilty, thee shall be enslaved by bonds beyond man for all eternity.

mszee · 27 May 2006, 00:42

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Originally Posted by lotus96

Tis suggested that the wedding be called off, for cats devour mice whole, cruching their bones, drinking their ebtrails, clawing off their tails as victory trophies, to be pinned near the heads of the destroyed life, matrimony is an abomination of nature, for it causes thee to take thine eyes from the Loaf and the path of true life, 'twas the pitfall of many afore ye, and will ensnare many after thee, no doubt, see now where temptation can lead thee? Unadulaterated lust has a hefty price for the guilty, thee shall be enslaved by bonds beyond man for all eternity.

Oh my dear preacher-teacher...have you seen a likeness of my beloved one in his avatar? 'Tis only uniting with him in holy matrimony that I can come as close to the holy Loaf as I only can...

Open your eyes, oh teacher...and take a good look at the likeness of The Flying Mouse and the truth will be revealed to you in all it's glory.

**The Flying Mouse** · 27 May 2006, 00:50

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Originally Posted by mszee

Open your eyes, oh teacher...and take a good look at the likeness of The Flying Mouse and the truth will be revealed to you in all it's glory.

Well I didn't wanna say it myself

Thank you darling

Ross · 27 May 2006, 01:51

Hey guys is there going to be a rehersal?

mszee · 27 May 2006, 05:25

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Originally Posted by Ross

Hey guys is there going to be a rehersal?

I don't know about rehearsal...but there was a talk about stag party...talk to THE MAN

mszee · 27 May 2006, 05:27

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Originally Posted by THE FLYING MOUSE

Well I didn't wanna say it myself

Thank you darling

Darling...are you having a stag party or something?

L96 · 27 May 2006, 06:22

Bestiality is unauthorised in the ways of the Loaf, thou must not covet the neighbours ass, let alone their stag... dost thee really insist upon eternal damnation, ye trollops, harlots, and lustful sinners?

**The Flying Mouse** · 27 May 2006, 12:32

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Originally Posted by mszee

Darling...are you having a stag party or something?

I am that my love.

Stag party.
Tonight.
The Bat & Belfry.

Rockette · 27 May 2006, 12:35

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Originally Posted by THE FLYING MOUSE

I am that my love.

Stag party.
Tonight.
The Bat & Belfry.

Saints preserve us! Will you be able to get out of bed in the morning for the wedding?

**The Flying Mouse** · 27 May 2006, 14:40

Oh i'll be up bright and early

Well, brightish and earlyish

Thankfully i'm on the side of the Atlantic that will have the wedding at 5:00 pm local time.Plenty of time to get my shit together

The blushing bride on the other hand will be getting married at 12:00 her local time, so hasn't got as much time to get ready as I do.
But saying that, she doesn't need very much time as she ALWAYS looks stunning

Tell me, can this boy charm, or can this boy charm?

mszee · 27 May 2006, 16:04

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Originally Posted by THE FLYING MOUSE

Oh i'll be up bright and early

Well, brightish and earlyish

Thankfully i'm on the side of the Atlantic that will have the wedding at 5:00 pm local time.Plenty of time to get my shit together

The blushing bride on the other hand will be getting married at 12:00 her local time, so hasn't got as much time to get ready as I do.
But saying that, she doesn't need very much time as she ALWAYS looks stunning

Tell me, can this boy charm, or can this boy charm?

Ok...what is a stag party? Bachelor party? Or can anybody attend????

Blushing bride??? Me thinks you've read too many very long and boring Russian novels...

Yes, this boy can charm...oh...I just re-read your post...you were talking about yourself...oh...

**The Flying Mouse** · 27 May 2006, 18:44

A stag night my lovely is a chaps last night as a single man

Your really not suposed to, but I don't mind if you wanna pop in

I don't think i've ever read any Russian novels

I'm sure you can educate me in t5he Russian classics though my love.

I was talking about you my lovelist of loaferettes

Although I do see your point, I do usually look pretty damn good

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Originally Posted by mszee

Ok...what is a stag party? Bachelor party? Or can anybody attend????

Blushing bride??? Me thinks you've read too many very long and boring Russian novels...

Yes, this boy can charm...oh...I just re-read your post...you were talking about yourself...oh...

mszee · 27 May 2006, 18:48

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Originally Posted by THE FLYING MOUSE

A stag night my lovely is a chaps last night as a single man

Your really not suposed to, but I don't mind if you wanna pop in

I don't think i've ever read any Russian novels

I'm sure you can educate me in t5he Russian classics though my love.

I was talking about you my lovelist of loaferettes

Although I do see your point, I do usually look pretty damn good

Ok...Bachelor party then...speak American please...when is it so that I can crash it and bring some strippers with me?

Most Russian novels are very long and boring...and half written in French. The only one I would recommend is Dostoevsky but please don't keep the gun in the house while reading it...it's like reading Camus, Sartre and Kafka all rolled together...

Well, under the sign of Loaf...you will look good to any lofette

...

**The Flying Mouse** · 27 May 2006, 18:55

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Originally Posted by mszee

Ok...Bachelor party then...speak American please...when is it so that I can crash it and bring some strippers with me?

Most Russian novels are very long and boring...and half written in French. The only one I would recommend is Dostoevsky but please don't keep the gun in the house while reading it...it's like reading Camus, Sartre and Kafka all rolled together...

Well, under the sign of Loaf...you will look good to any lofette

...

Strippers?

Looks to be an interesting night

I'll let you read to to me one day my love (while I lie back and have you feed me freshly peeled grapes

)

Why thank you darling

See folks, the secret of a good marrage, endless compliments from each other

mszee · 27 May 2006, 19:01

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Originally Posted by THE FLYING MOUSE

Strippers?

Looks to be an interesting night

I'll let you read to to me one day my love (while I lie back and have you feed me freshly peeled grapes

)

Why thank you darling

See folks, the secret of a good marrage, endless compliments from each other

Oh dear...The Monster Is Born...and Loose in every sense of this word...

What kind of Stag/Bachelor party is it without strippers? Strippers are totally a must!!! Enjoy it while you can...cause you know what happens to married men when they go see strippers? They go blind for life...Didn't your mum ever teach you that? That and other things that make you blind...

You don't eat peeled grapes while reading Russian novels...you contemplate suicide...so no Russian novels...comics only...in any event...peeled grapes??? Moi???

We're not married yet...I am sure all compliments will fall off through the left pant leg straight after the marriage...

dant796 · 27 May 2006, 19:18

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Originally Posted by lotus96

Tis suggested that the wedding be called off, for cats devour mice whole, cruching their bones, drinking their ebtrails, clawing off their tails as victory trophies, to be pinned near the heads of the destroyed life, matrimony is an abomination of nature, for it causes thee to take thine eyes from the Loaf and the path of true life, 'twas the pitfall of many afore ye, and will ensnare many after thee, no doubt, see now where temptation can lead thee? Unadulaterated lust has a hefty price for the guilty, thee shall be enslaved by bonds beyond man for all eternity.

Ah, but let us not forget that it is also written that the lion shall lay with the lamb, and the dog with the cat, and the small furry creature from Alpha Centauri with the Betelgeusian wombat, so should it not be that that cat shall marry the flying mouse? Perhaps this abomination is merely the foreshadowing of the coming of the Loaf and his gatekeeper of the pointed piano?

mszee · 27 May 2006, 19:19

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Originally Posted by dant796

Ah, but let us not forget that it is also written that the lion shall lay with the lamb, and the dog with the cat, and the small furry creature from Alpha Centauri with the Betelgeusian wombat, so should it not be that that cat shall marry the flying mouse? Perhaps this abomination is merely the foreshadowing of the coming of the Loaf and his gatekeeper of the pointed piano?

Now we're talking...

**The Flying Mouse** · 27 May 2006, 19:29

Well I know strippers are a must, but the fiancee isn't suposed to know about them.
Us groomies are suposed to pretend we don't want them, and we ain't gettin them.
It's unusual for the bride to suply them.
I think i'm a very luck y man in my choice of spouce

OK, you can read a comic to me

And why not with the peeled grapes

I'm worth it aren't I?

They could well do, but i'm an optimist

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Originally Posted by mszee

Oh dear...The Monster Is Born...and Loose in every sense of this word...

What kind of Stag/Bachelor party is it without strippers? Strippers are totally a must!!! Enjoy it while you can...cause you know what happens to married men when they go see strippers? They go blind for life...Didn't your mum ever teach you that? That and other things that make you blind...

You don't eat peeled grapes while reading Russian novels...you contemplate suicide...so no Russian novels...comics only...in any event...peeled grapes??? Moi???

We're not married yet...I am sure all compliments will fall off through the left pant leg straight after the marriage...

26 May 2006, 13:10	#302
L96 Inaugural goldfish winner Join Date: 04.07.2005 Location: In a handbasket. Believe me, for someone my height, it's hell... Posts: 2,373	Pah, have thee nothing better to do with thine time than mock the way of the Loaf? May the wing of the Bat blow thine dwelling into the sea of fire, may thine dashboard lights burn out and explode, wiping clean your entire fusebox and motherboard, may amnesty never be granted to thee, and may BabBazz sing upon thine ears forever.

26 May 2006, 19:29	#304
L96 Inaugural goldfish winner Join Date: 04.07.2005 Location: In a handbasket. Believe me, for someone my height, it's hell... Posts: 2,373	Wash out thine mouth, cleanse thy spirit and free thy soul from the perfidious chains of foulness that envelope thee, cast thy sin away as ye would cast away a mouldy cheesecake, refine thy ways and mannerisms, repent of thy language, do not swear lest ye be sworn at, for those living in sin should not through stones, and those living in glass houses should get chagned in the dark, for light can bring irrepairable damage tot hine neighbours, 'tis written "love others as ye love thinself", lest ye be cast away like a frisbee, round, flat and pancake-like, to fall in the watertank ne'er to be seen again.

26 May 2006, 20:06	#306
L96 Inaugural goldfish winner Join Date: 04.07.2005 Location: In a handbasket. Believe me, for someone my height, it's hell... Posts: 2,373	The screaming and shrieking of those damned and fated to live in the house next door... pre-nuptial counselling is a must.

26 May 2006, 22:50	#308
L96 Inaugural goldfish winner Join Date: 04.07.2005 Location: In a handbasket. Believe me, for someone my height, it's hell... Posts: 2,373	Tis suggested that the wedding be called off, for cats devour mice whole, cruching their bones, drinking their ebtrails, clawing off their tails as victory trophies, to be pinned near the heads of the destroyed life, matrimony is an abomination of nature, for it causes thee to take thine eyes from the Loaf and the path of true life, 'twas the pitfall of many afore ye, and will ensnare many after thee, no doubt, see now where temptation can lead thee? Unadulaterated lust has a hefty price for the guilty, thee shall be enslaved by bonds beyond man for all eternity.

27 May 2006, 01:51	#311
Ross Best Sig and Avatar 2006!!! (shared) Join Date: 25.11.2003 Location: Coatbridge near Glasgow. Scotland Posts: 3,446	Hey guys is there going to be a rehersal?

27 May 2006, 06:22	#314
L96 Inaugural goldfish winner Join Date: 04.07.2005 Location: In a handbasket. Believe me, for someone my height, it's hell... Posts: 2,373	Bestiality is unauthorised in the ways of the Loaf, thou must not covet the neighbours ass, let alone their stag... dost thee really insist upon eternal damnation, ye trollops, harlots, and lustful sinners?

27 May 2006, 14:40	#317
The Flying Mouse Armed ba$tard and Jo's other half. Join Date: 06.08.2002 Location: In the middle of nowhere near the end of the line. Posts: 16,104	Oh i'll be up bright and early Well, brightish and earlyish Thankfully i'm on the side of the Atlantic that will have the wedding at 5:00 pm local time.Plenty of time to get my shit together The blushing bride on the other hand will be getting married at 12:00 her local time, so hasn't got as much time to get ready as I do. But saying that, she doesn't need very much time as she ALWAYS looks stunning Tell me, can this boy charm, or can this boy charm?