Nothing to see here (a.k.a. The Wedding Thread) - Page 10

mszee · 25 May 2006, 05:25

Quote:

Originally Posted by THE FLYING MOUSE

Frilly shirt.
Black frock coat.
Hair will be down.
Red Hankie out.
And will also be wearing a large grin

Sounds good to me...did you round up Elvis impersonator...ehhh...tributor?

L96 · 25 May 2006, 09:20

A plague of a zillion tunes of the BabBazz be upon thee, for thine neglect of the Preacher. THou callst this martimony, with no official to swear afore? Thyselves embark upon a perilous journey, beset on all sides by shipwrecking seas and the demons of hell, leading thee into temptation, at the cost of thine souls, thy spirits, shall thine love stand that test? I fear not, for thee have yet to embrace the ways of the Loaf and accept the gatekeeper of the pointed piano to save thyselves from the evilness, both without and within. Yea, surely where would thou be without me? Cries the Loaf, anguished that his believers should prove their unfaithfulness in such a manner, and risk losing the one true way, condemned to suffer mercilessly, with unspeakable torture, for the lack of such a belief.

dant796 · 25 May 2006, 10:03

Not only have ye sinners forsaken the Preacher but thou hast compounded thy sins by invoking the false Elvis, pretender to the throne and herald of the BabBazz! Knowest thou no fear, oh wanton ones? Be not bewitched by the glitter of the rhinestones of the false Elvis, lest the swift and mighty vengeance of the blood red Gibson guitar rain down upon your faithless heads. Repent while ye may and embrace the way of the Loaf and heed the words of his faithful Preacher! The Day of the Loaf is at hand!

L96 · 25 May 2006, 10:30

See, brothers and sisters, children of the Loaf, ye have heard it for thineselves, the time is upon thee to uprise and bespeak the truth, the one true way and true life, lest ye are not remembered when the day of Judegement is at hand. Brother Dant speaks finely, heed his words, for thou shalt not hear truer until thy deathday, when thee shalt see the face of the Loaf firsthand, and learn of thine fate.

Ross · 25 May 2006, 13:18

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Originally Posted by mszee

I just re-read the invite...what do you mean we're not getting married in real life???

Oh I forgot about that....

Wasn't that for you and Fred???

**The Flying Mouse** · 25 May 2006, 13:49

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ross

Oh I forgot about that....

Wasn't for you and Fred???

My fiancee (

) has informed me that there was a history between her and Fred, but that is well and truly in the past.

Of course I had to uphold mylady's honour, so for the sake of propreiety, I gave Fred a waedge, and now the slate is clean

He may even attend the festivities if he so wishes.
We're a very understanding couple

*It's a bit like Dynasty all this ain't it?

*

Ross · 25 May 2006, 14:02

Quote:

Originally Posted by THE FLYING MOUSE

My fiancee (

) has informed me that there was a history between her and Fred, but that is well and truly in the past.

Of course I had to uphold mylady's honour, so for the sake of propreiety, I gave Fred a waedge, and now the slate is clean

He may even attend the festivities if he so wishes.
We're a very understanding couple

*It's a bit like Dynasty all this ain't it?

*

Well due to the chance in circumstances my fee might have to go up.

Rockette · 25 May 2006, 14:04

In for a penny; in for a pound, eh Ross?

Ross · 25 May 2006, 14:20

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rockette

In for a penny; in for a pound, eh Ross?

Administrative costs due to MsZees changing of men... all costs necessary...

mszee · 25 May 2006, 15:49

Quote:

Originally Posted by lotus96

See, brothers and sisters, children of the Loaf, ye have heard it for thineselves, the time is upon thee to uprise and bespeak the truth, the one true way and true life, lest ye are not remembered when the day of Judegement is at hand. Brother Dant speaks finely, heed his words, for thou shalt not hear truer until thy deathday, when thee shalt see the face of the Loaf firsthand, and learn of thine fate.

Told you you have a secret admirer....

mszee · 25 May 2006, 15:52

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ross

Administrative costs due to MsZees changing of men... all costs necessary...

I am not asking who you're in RT...it is very obvious...*gives Ross jaundiced eye*

mszee · 25 May 2006, 15:54

Quote:

Originally Posted by THE FLYING MOUSE

My fiancee (

) has informed me that there was a history between her and Fred, but that is well and truly in the past.

Of course I had to uphold mylady's honour, so for the sake of propreiety, I gave Fred a waedge, and now the slate is clean

He may even attend the festivities if he so wishes.
We're a very understanding couple

*It's a bit like Dynasty all this ain't it?

*

What is waedge???

There was no history between me and Fred...let's make this clear...he dared to ask me to download him...i don't do that before the wedding...we had to go our separate ways...

I am a good girl...I am...

Ross · 25 May 2006, 15:57

Quote:

Originally Posted by mszee

I am not asking who you're in RT...it is very obvious...*gives Ross jaundiced eye*

What does RT mean?

mszee · 25 May 2006, 16:04

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ross

What does RT mean?

Oh you British Scottish...RT - Real Time - Real Life

Ross · 25 May 2006, 16:08

Quote:

Originally Posted by mszee

Oh you British Scottish...RT - Real Time - Real Life

Sorry I still don't understand what your original post means.. help me!

mszee · 25 May 2006, 16:11

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ross

Sorry I still don't understand what your original post means.. help me!

You wanted to charge me additional fee for switching mates...it was a joke on my part - I guess not a very good one - more American than anything else...

1. I didn't mean no disrespect by it.
2. I still love you as a friend.
3. I still want you to play at the wedding.
4. I will pay whatever fee you charge...since it ain't coming from my pocket...

It was just a bad joke...I was saying that you must be a burecraut (I don't know how to spell this) in RT.

Ross · 25 May 2006, 16:15

Ah I see!!

Wow thank you. I take it Mouse is responsible for the Payment then?

**The Flying Mouse** · 25 May 2006, 16:15

Quote:

Originally Posted by mszee

What is waedge???

There was no history between me and Fred...let's make this clear...he dared to ask me to download him...i don't do that before the wedding...we had to go our separate ways...

I am a good girl...I am...

Sorry.
WEDGIE

I know your a good girl dear

mszee · 25 May 2006, 16:16

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ross

Ah I see!!

Wow thank you. I take it Mouse is responsible for the Payment then?

Actually...third unnamed party...somebody out here is anxious to get rid of me...hahahaha....

mszee · 25 May 2006, 16:17

Quote:

Originally Posted by THE FLYING MOUSE

Sorry.
WEDGIE

I know your a good girl dear

Wedgie...you're such a romantic, dear...

**The Flying Mouse** · 25 May 2006, 16:19

Well I had to protect your honour

mszee · 25 May 2006, 16:22

Quote:

Originally Posted by THE FLYING MOUSE

Well I had to protect your honour

Sounds like an episode of Benny Hill

mszee · 25 May 2006, 17:16

Quote:

Originally Posted by dant796

Not only have ye sinners forsaken the Preacher but thou hast compounded thy sins by invoking the false Elvis, pretender to the throne and herald of the BabBazz! Knowest thou no fear, oh wanton ones? Be not bewitched by the glitter of the rhinestones of the false Elvis, lest the swift and mighty vengeance of the blood red Gibson guitar rain down upon your faithless heads. Repent while ye may and embrace the way of the Loaf and heed the words of his faithful Preacher! The Day of the Loaf is at hand!

I just re-read this...it appears that false Elvis is protested too much...

Oh my god...Elvis is alive and well and lives on MLUKFC forum!!!!

L96 · 25 May 2006, 17:44

Revile thy evil ways amid the gnashing of teeth and the rattling of chains, or live sinfully in the damnable pits of hell lest eternity forsake thee.

**The Flying Mouse** · 25 May 2006, 17:44

Well mlukfc really is the place for miracles lately.
A Mouse marrying a cat.
Now Elvis back from the grave.

Not to mention The Monster's Loose which is pretty damn miraculous

25 May 2006, 09:20	#227
L96 Inaugural goldfish winner Join Date: 04.07.2005 Location: In a handbasket. Believe me, for someone my height, it's hell... Posts: 2,373	A plague of a zillion tunes of the BabBazz be upon thee, for thine neglect of the Preacher. THou callst this martimony, with no official to swear afore? Thyselves embark upon a perilous journey, beset on all sides by shipwrecking seas and the demons of hell, leading thee into temptation, at the cost of thine souls, thy spirits, shall thine love stand that test? I fear not, for thee have yet to embrace the ways of the Loaf and accept the gatekeeper of the pointed piano to save thyselves from the evilness, both without and within. Yea, surely where would thou be without me? Cries the Loaf, anguished that his believers should prove their unfaithfulness in such a manner, and risk losing the one true way, condemned to suffer mercilessly, with unspeakable torture, for the lack of such a belief.

25 May 2006, 10:03	#228
dant796 Loafer Join Date: 11.05.2006 Location: Under the bridge Posts: 79	Not only have ye sinners forsaken the Preacher but thou hast compounded thy sins by invoking the false Elvis, pretender to the throne and herald of the BabBazz! Knowest thou no fear, oh wanton ones? Be not bewitched by the glitter of the rhinestones of the false Elvis, lest the swift and mighty vengeance of the blood red Gibson guitar rain down upon your faithless heads. Repent while ye may and embrace the way of the Loaf and heed the words of his faithful Preacher! The Day of the Loaf is at hand!

25 May 2006, 10:30	#229
L96 Inaugural goldfish winner Join Date: 04.07.2005 Location: In a handbasket. Believe me, for someone my height, it's hell... Posts: 2,373	See, brothers and sisters, children of the Loaf, ye have heard it for thineselves, the time is upon thee to uprise and bespeak the truth, the one true way and true life, lest ye are not remembered when the day of Judegement is at hand. Brother Dant speaks finely, heed his words, for thou shalt not hear truer until thy deathday, when thee shalt see the face of the Loaf firsthand, and learn of thine fate.

25 May 2006, 14:04	#233
Rockette Mega Loafer Join Date: 10.06.2005 Location: I think! Posts: 4,805	In for a penny; in for a pound, eh Ross?

25 May 2006, 16:15	#242
Ross Best Sig and Avatar 2006!!! (shared) Join Date: 25.11.2003 Location: Coatbridge near Glasgow. Scotland Posts: 3,446	Ah I see!! Wow thank you. I take it Mouse is responsible for the Payment then?

25 May 2006, 16:19	#246
The Flying Mouse Armed ba$tard and Jo's other half. Join Date: 06.08.2002 Location: In the middle of nowhere near the end of the line. Posts: 16,104	Well I had to protect your honour

25 May 2006, 17:44	#249
L96 Inaugural goldfish winner Join Date: 04.07.2005 Location: In a handbasket. Believe me, for someone my height, it's hell... Posts: 2,373	Revile thy evil ways amid the gnashing of teeth and the rattling of chains, or live sinfully in the damnable pits of hell lest eternity forsake thee.

25 May 2006, 17:44	#250
The Flying Mouse Armed ba$tard and Jo's other half. Join Date: 06.08.2002 Location: In the middle of nowhere near the end of the line. Posts: 16,104	Well mlukfc really is the place for miracles lately. A Mouse marrying a cat. Now Elvis back from the grave. Not to mention The Monster's Loose which is pretty damn miraculous