Expressions

RSG · 12 Mar 2004, 03:28

Whats your favourite expression?

I been saying a lot lately.

The sh*t's gone hit the fan! - heard for the first time from, Meat!
Stuck between a rock and a hard place, oh but some how I got stuck, again Meat.

You took the words right out of my mouth!
I couldn't have said it better myself!

Pudding · 12 Mar 2004, 05:26

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Originally Posted by RSG

Whats your favourite expression?

B*LL*CKS!!!

Sheriff Spud

Rob The Badger · 12 Mar 2004, 09:50

I have two:
"You B4stard!"
and:
"He's queerer than a cod on stilts."

dottie · 12 Mar 2004, 09:57

Talking about someone acting stupid" Brains of a rocking horse"

*AndyK* · 12 Mar 2004, 17:13

Sorry Rob... but "mad as a badger" is a common one in this household

Heli · 12 Mar 2004, 17:57

I like:

"You complete and utter tw*t/fool" Depends who it was!!

"It was soooo hilarious!!"

"Hang on a minute" (which usually ends up being 10 minutes every minute I say!!)

I can't think of any more!! I like laughing alot and I have a habit of putting !!!!! at the end of every sentence!!

Chris · 12 Mar 2004, 20:10

Mine at the moment are:

Chuffing Dweeb
Rare as rocking horse shit
Thrupence sort of Sixpence
and an old fashioned yorkshire "Aye"

Heli · 12 Mar 2004, 20:17

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Originally Posted by Chris

Rare as rocking horse shit

Thats a great one!! lol!!

Gez · 14 Mar 2004, 20:43

If that guys brains were dynamite, he'd explode

tukayaway · 14 Mar 2004, 21:38

As queer as a bottle of crisps.
I will not tolerate that.
I'm the best there is, the best there was, and the best there ever will be.
What doing?
Oh Betty Swollocks.
Sod this for a packet of biscuits.

Testify · 14 Mar 2004, 21:47

i say 'how rude' alot

cant remember the rest....

KebLou · 14 Mar 2004, 21:50

As mad as a snake in a bucket (if your from Dorset you will understand)

*AndyK* · 14 Mar 2004, 21:52

lived down there for over 10 yrs keb, and I never heard that one! Must be from west Dorset?

black dog · 14 Mar 2004, 23:52

I'm always saying "I'm afraid not" *I'm a frayed knot* when I'm on the phone at work

Pudding · 15 Mar 2004, 02:19

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Originally Posted by black dog

I'm always saying "I'm afraid not" *I'm a frayed knot* when I'm on the phone at work

Why do you work in a factory making ropes?

Sheriff Spud

LostSoul · 15 Mar 2004, 02:43

I do like 'Screw him and the horse he rode in on' but I don't have many opportunities to use it!

Patricia

**The Flying Mouse** · 15 Mar 2004, 09:03

When fed up or bored.....
F**k a doodle do

Heli · 15 Mar 2004, 09:19

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Originally Posted by THE FLYING MOUSE

When fed up or bored.....
F**k a doodle do

I'll have to try that one!!

Chris · 15 Mar 2004, 13:35

Came out with great one this morning at work:

Pourquam si solus non lucet!!!

Latin for Stick it where the sun don't shine!!

black dog · 15 Mar 2004, 14:18

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Originally Posted by Sheriff Spud

Quote:

Originally Posted by black dog

I'm always saying "I'm afraid not" *I'm a frayed knot* when I'm on the phone at work

Why do you work in a factory making ropes?

Sheriff Spud

No, but it's the punch line to a corny joke but we can't remember the joke

Weezy · 15 Mar 2004, 14:25

Pants!

An alternative to f**k anyway lol!

Louise

**The Flying Mouse** · 15 Mar 2004, 16:01

Quote:

Originally Posted by Chris

Came out with great one this morning at work:

Pourquam si solus non lucet!!!

Latin for Stick it where the sun don't shine!!

Here's a few more for you Chris.
(taken from a groovy book called Latin For All Occasions by Henry Beard)

Podex perfectus es = You are a total asshole.

De stella Martis vere venisti = You are deffinatly from Mars.

Stercorum pro cerebro habes = You have shit for brains.

Caput tuumin ano est = You have your head up your ass.

And one more for Patricia as it's her fav insult

Futue te ipsum et caballum tuum = Screw you and the horse you rode in on.

Chris · 15 Mar 2004, 19:54

Quote:

Originally Posted by THE FLYING MOUSE

Quote:

Originally Posted by Chris

Came out with great one this morning at work:

Pourquam si solus non lucet!!!

Latin for Stick it where the sun don't shine!!

Here's a few more for you Chris.
(taken from a groovy book called Latin For All Occasions by Henry Beard)

Podex perfectus es = You are a total asshole.

De stella Martis vere venisti = You are deffinatly from Mars.

Stercorum pro cerebro habes = You have shit for brains.

Caput tuumin ano est = You have your head up your ass.

And one more for Patricia as it's her fav insult

Futue te ipsum et caballum tuum = Screw you and the horse you rode in on.

I am so glad I am not the only person who bought that book!!!!

I have no idea why, but i feel i cna sleep better knowing that I know when to say "Mescha Mobilis" (sp?) to someone!!

PS> Gonna regret this but shouldn't the quote for pat have Equus in it?? Equus being latin for horse!!

Heli · 15 Mar 2004, 19:56

Quote:

Originally Posted by Chris

Quote:

Originally Posted by THE FLYING MOUSE

Quote:

Originally Posted by Chris

Came out with great one this morning at work:

Pourquam si solus non lucet!!!

Latin for Stick it where the sun don't shine!!

Here's a few more for you Chris.
(taken from a groovy book called Latin For All Occasions by Henry Beard)

Podex perfectus es = You are a total asshole.

De stella Martis vere venisti = You are deffinatly from Mars.

Stercorum pro cerebro habes = You have shit for brains.

Caput tuumin ano est = You have your head up your ass.

And one more for Patricia as it's her fav insult

Futue te ipsum et caballum tuum = Screw you and the horse you rode in on.

I am so glad I am not the only person who bought that book!!!!

I have no idea why, but i feel i cna sleep better knowing that I know when to say "Mescha Mobilis" (sp?) to someone!!

This book sound rather amazingly funny! Does any soul know where i can buy it from??

DIZZY DRUMMER · 16 Mar 2004, 07:09

YOU MUPPETT

12 Mar 2004, 03:28	#1
RSG Mega Loafer Join Date: 27.07.2003 Location: Canada Posts: 3,296	Expressions Whats your favourite expression? I been saying a lot lately. The sh*t's gone hit the fan! - heard for the first time from, Meat! Stuck between a rock and a hard place, oh but some how I got stuck, again Meat. You took the words right out of my mouth! I couldn't have said it better myself!

14 Mar 2004, 21:50	#12
KebLou Mega Loafer Join Date: 02.03.2004 Location: The Arena of the Unwell Posts: 3,177	Expressions As mad as a snake in a bucket (if your from Dorset you will understand)

12 Mar 2004, 09:50	#3
Rob The Badger Too sexy for this post Join Date: 14.04.2002 Location: Manchester, UK Posts: 2,895	I have two: "You B4stard!" and: "He's queerer than a cod on stilts."

12 Mar 2004, 09:57	#4
dottie queen post- whore extraordinaire Join Date: 29.01.2003 Location: Still Rockin' at "72" Posts: 13,181	Talking about someone acting stupid" Brains of a rocking horse"

12 Mar 2004, 17:13	#5
AndyK Relentless Join Date: 21.11.2003 Location: Over the top..... seeing what's on the other side Posts: 18,694	Sorry Rob... but "mad as a badger" is a common one in this household

12 Mar 2004, 17:57	#6
Heli Daddy's little internet junkie Join Date: 29.01.2004 Location: Grimsby Posts: 4,596	I like: "You complete and utter tw*t/fool" Depends who it was!! "It was soooo hilarious!!" "Hang on a minute" (which usually ends up being 10 minutes every minute I say!!) I can't think of any more!! I like laughing alot and I have a habit of putting !!!!! at the end of every sentence!!

12 Mar 2004, 20:10	#7
Chris Mega Loafer Join Date: 14.04.2002 Location: Somewhere in the real world. Posts: 7,527	Mine at the moment are: Chuffing Dweeb Rare as rocking horse shit Thrupence sort of Sixpence and an old fashioned yorkshire "Aye"

14 Mar 2004, 20:43	#9
Gez Knicker thief Join Date: 17.04.2003 Location: auch...not on the fence Posts: 5,633	If that guys brains were dynamite, he'd explode

14 Mar 2004, 21:38	#10
tukayaway Super Loafer Join Date: 12.05.2002 Location: Luton, England Posts: 485	As queer as a bottle of crisps. I will not tolerate that. I'm the best there is, the best there was, and the best there ever will be. What doing? Oh Betty Swollocks. Sod this for a packet of biscuits.

14 Mar 2004, 21:47	#11
Testify ragamuffin Join Date: 21.05.2003 Location: xxx daydreaming xxx Posts: 5,023	i say 'how rude' alot cant remember the rest....

14 Mar 2004, 21:52	#13
AndyK Relentless Join Date: 21.11.2003 Location: Over the top..... seeing what's on the other side Posts: 18,694	lived down there for over 10 yrs keb, and I never heard that one! Must be from west Dorset?

14 Mar 2004, 23:52	#14
black dog Mega Loafer Join Date: 21.11.2003 Location: Cornwall Posts: 1,667	I'm always saying "I'm afraid not" I'm a frayed knot when I'm on the phone at work

15 Mar 2004, 02:43	#16
LostSoul Got metal? Join Date: 06.11.2003 Location: Switzerland Posts: 2,109	I do like 'Screw him and the horse he rode in on' but I don't have many opportunities to use it! Patricia

15 Mar 2004, 09:03	#17
The Flying Mouse Armed ba$tard and Jo's other half. Join Date: 06.08.2002 Location: In the middle of nowhere near the end of the line. Posts: 16,104	When fed up or bored..... F**k a doodle do

15 Mar 2004, 13:35	#19
Chris Mega Loafer Join Date: 14.04.2002 Location: Somewhere in the real world. Posts: 7,527	Came out with great one this morning at work: Pourquam si solus non lucet!!! Latin for Stick it where the sun don't shine!!

15 Mar 2004, 14:25	#21
Weezy Super Loafer Join Date: 05.01.2004 Location: N.Ireland Posts: 324	Pants! An alternative to f**k anyway lol! Louise

16 Mar 2004, 07:09	#25
DIZZY DRUMMER Always Ready For A Bang Join Date: 30.11.2003 Location: Left In The Dark .......... AGAIN Posts: 6,389	YOU MUPPETT