Expressions
 

Whats your favourite expression?

I been saying a lot lately.

The sh*t's gone hit the fan! - heard for the first time from, Meat!
Stuck between a rock and a hard place, oh but some how I got stuck, again Meat. :lol:

You took the words right out of my mouth!
I couldn't have said it better myself!

Re: Expressions
 

B*LL*CKS!!!

Sheriff Spud

I have two:
"You B4stard!"
and:
"He's queerer than a cod on stilts."

Talking about someone acting stupid" Brains of a rocking horse"

Sorry Rob... but "mad as a badger" is a common one in this household :D

I like:

"You complete and utter tw*t/fool" Depends who it was!!

"It was soooo hilarious!!"

"Hang on a minute" (which usually ends up being 10 minutes every minute I say!!)

I can't think of any more!! I like laughing alot and I have a habit of putting !!!!! at the end of every sentence!!

Mine at the moment are:

Chuffing Dweeb
Rare as rocking horse shit
Thrupence sort of Sixpence
and an old fashioned yorkshire "Aye"

Thats a great one!! lol!!

If that guys brains were dynamite, he'd explode 8O

As queer as a bottle of crisps.
I will not tolerate that.
I'm the best there is, the best there was, and the best there ever will be.
What doing?
Oh Betty Swollocks.
Sod this for a packet of biscuits.

i say 'how rude' alot

cant remember the rest....

Expressions
 

As mad as a snake in a bucket (if your from Dorset you will understand)

lived down there for over 10 yrs keb, and I never heard that one! Must be from west Dorset?

I'm always saying "I'm afraid not" *I'm a frayed knot* when I'm on the phone at work

Why do you work in a factory making ropes? :twisted:

Sheriff Spud

I do like 'Screw him and the horse he rode in on' but I don't have many opportunities to use it! 8O


Patricia

:twisted: When fed up or bored.....
F**k a doodle do :lol:

:lmao:

I'll have to try that one!!

Came out with great one this morning at work:

Pourquam si solus non lucet!!!

Latin for Stick it where the sun don't shine!!

No, but it's the punch line to a corny joke but we can't remember the joke

Pants!

An alternative to f**k anyway lol!


Louise

:twisted: Here's a few more for you Chris.
(taken from a groovy book called Latin For All Occasions by Henry Beard)

Podex perfectus es = You are a total asshole.

De stella Martis vere venisti = You are deffinatly from Mars.

Stercorum pro cerebro habes = You have shit for brains.

Caput tuumin ano est = You have your head up your ass.



And one more for Patricia as it's her fav insult :mrgreen:

Futue te ipsum et caballum tuum = Screw you and the horse you rode in on.

I am so glad I am not the only person who bought that book!!!!

I have no idea why, but i feel i cna sleep better knowing that I know when to say "Mescha Mobilis" (sp?) to someone!!

PS> Gonna regret this but shouldn't the quote for pat have Equus in it?? Equus being latin for horse!!

This book sound rather amazingly funny! Does any soul know where i can buy it from?? :lol: