What will your epitaph be? - Page 3

nikox1 · 16 Sep 2010, 13:09

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Originally Posted by daveake

Neither. It's "God". Though why a figment of someone's imagination needs a capital letter I don't know ...

if i were you i would not open up a can of worms like that, keep your figments to yourself!!

Steve6 · 16 Sep 2010, 14:01

I don't believe in God anyway. I was raised a Roman Catholic, but I never go to Mass on a Sunday. I never pray or do anything religious. Religion in my opinion is flawed, and the Holy Bible is a big book of lies. Once you die that's it!! Lights out and you're gone forever. Heaven and hell; God the Devil it's rubbish talk. There is a scientific explanation as to how we were created, and it hasn't anything to do with God. The vast majority of people see God as a man but can God not be a woman?? Religion tell us "God made us all in his own image". He must be a cross between a male and a female then. The Catholic church doesn't agree with gay marriages, yet when you think about it God could be gay himself. God could be a black man either!!! yet he's always portrayed as white!!!

There is a lot of unanswered questions about religion. Just look through the centuries and all the wars and troubles because of it; even to this very day. I always seen religion as an excuse to cause trouble to be honest.

daveake · 16 Sep 2010, 14:10

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Originally Posted by nikox1

if i were you i would not open up a can of worms like that, keep your figments to yourself!!

Fortunately for you, me, and everyone else, you're not me, so sod the can, the worms, and that bloke up there who doesn't exist.

daveake · 16 Sep 2010, 14:11

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Originally Posted by Steve6

I don't believe in God anyway. I was raised a Roman Catholic, but I never go to Mass on a Sunday. I never pray or do anything religious. Religion in my opinion is flawed, and the Holy Bible is a big book of lies. Once you die that's it!! Lights out and you're gone forever. Heaven and hell; God the Devil it's rubbish talk. There is a scientific explanation as to how we were created, and it hasn't anything to do with God. The vast majority of people see God as a man but can God not be a woman?? Religion tell us "God made us all in his own image". He must be a cross between a male and a female then. The Catholic church doesn't agree with gay marriages, yet when you think about it God could be gay himself. God could be a black man either!!! yet he's always portrayed as white!!!

There is a lot of unanswered questions about religion. Just look through the centuries and all the wars and troubles because of it; even to this very day. I always seen religion as an excuse to cause trouble to be honest.

Feck me, I agree with Steve. I think I'll go lie down now ...

AndrewG · 16 Sep 2010, 14:15

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Originally Posted by Steve6

I don't believe in God anyway. I was raised a Roman Catholic, but I never go to Mass on a Sunday. I never pray or do anything religious. Religion in my opinion is flawed, and the Holy Bible is a big book of lies. Once you die that's it!! Lights out and you're gone forever. Heaven and hell; God the Devil it's rubbish talk. There is a scientific explanation as to how we were created, and it hasn't anything to do with God. The vast majority of people see God as a man but can God not be a woman?? Religion tell us "God made us all in his own image". He must be a cross between a male and a female then. The Catholic church doesn't agree with gay marriages, yet when you think about it God could be gay himself. God could be a black man either!!! yet he's always portrayed as white!!!

There is a lot of unanswered questions about religion. Just look through the centuries and all the wars and troubles because of it; even to this very day. I always seen religion as an excuse to cause trouble to be honest.

I agree with Daveake, best post in this thread so far.

**The Flying Mouse** · 16 Sep 2010, 18:20

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Originally Posted by Steve6

but can God not be a woman??

*cough Dogma cough*

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Originally Posted by Steve6

God could be a black man either!!! yet he's always portrayed as white!!!

*cough Morgan Freeman who's played God twice cough*

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Originally Posted by Steve6

God could be gay himself.

*cough cough cough*

Sue K · 16 Sep 2010, 20:41

Omgosh ! It's funny I should discover this thread today. I was thinking just this morning, how I want to be remembered ! I'm being cremated so I doubt there will be anything but a little plaque somewhere (I'd LOVE it to be posted at Forest Lawn !) I was thinking of starting a list of things by which to remember me, ie, "Remember me when you see a butterfly", things like that print out and have distributed at my memorial.

Pudding · 17 Sep 2010, 06:59

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Originally Posted by AndrewG

I agree with Daveake, best post in this thread so far.

I agree with AndrewG who's agreeing with Daveake who's agreeing with Steve6....I think.

nikox1 · 17 Sep 2010, 13:19

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Originally Posted by daveake

Fortunately for you, me, and everyone else, you're not me, so sod the can, the worms, and that bloke up there who doesn't exist.

all i was stating was that it would be better to keep God out of it. as around here all thats needed to start a war is for a pin to drop.

**allrevvedup** · 17 Sep 2010, 13:23

anyway folks back to whatever this mad topic is...

Wario · 17 Sep 2010, 13:30

funny how this is in off topic and we still need to stay on topic

nikox1 · 17 Sep 2010, 13:32

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Originally Posted by WarioLoaf

funny how this is in off topic and we still need to stay on topic

i have never really written anything in off topic, im starting to see why

**allrevvedup** · 17 Sep 2010, 13:54

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Originally Posted by WarioLoaf

funny how this is in off topic and we still need to stay on topic

you know what I mean...if the debate over God, or god, and does he/she/it exists then feel free to take it to another thread, this thread was designed as a bit of fun.

Sue K · 17 Sep 2010, 14:28

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Originally Posted by tink

I was thinking of starting a list of things by which to remember me, ie, "Remember me when you see a butterfly", things like that print out and have distributed at my memorial.

I saw a butterfly yesterday as I waited for my bus home and thought of me ...

... lol ...

**The Flying Mouse** · 17 Sep 2010, 17:26

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Originally Posted by allrevvedup

you know what I mean...if the debate over God, or god, and does he/she/it exists then feel free to take it to another thread, this thread was designed as a bit of fun.

Even better, take it to another forum.

The whole god vs existance is a bit heavy for this neck of the woods methinks, and I sure as hell don't want to moderate that thread

**allrevvedup** · 17 Sep 2010, 18:25

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Originally Posted by The Flying Mouse

Even better, take it to another forum.

The whole god vs existance is a bit heavy for this neck of the woods methinks, and I sure as hell don't want to moderate that thread

fair point...

Sue K · 17 Sep 2010, 22:26

I saw a dragonfly today while walking from bus stop to the dayJob and thought of me ...

...

Steve6 · 17 Sep 2010, 23:09

I wonder what my epitaph will be when I do die? It'll probaly be something basic..but I want it to be something funny.

"Sex God on earth, Sex God in Heaven".

Wario · 18 Sep 2010, 00:27

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Originally Posted by allrevvedup

you know what I mean...if the debate over God, or god, and does he/she/it exists then feel free to take it to another thread, this thread was designed as a bit of fun.

my post was actually in accordance to yours. I meant it as "Get off the subject of GOD"

Steve6 · 18 Sep 2010, 13:21

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Originally Posted by WarioLoaf

my post was actually in accordance to yours. I meant it as "Get off the subject of GOD"

But yet you discuss what your epitaph will be, isn't it all connected with God and religion?

Sue K · 18 Sep 2010, 14:22

I saw a robin this morning while I was out delivering newspapers and thought of me...

...

Sue K · 18 Sep 2010, 14:24

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Originally Posted by Steve6

But yet you discuss what your epitaph will be, isn't it all connected with God and religion?

An epitaph. That's words about a person put on a gravestone or plaque or something, right ? That doesn't necessarily have to be connected to a higher power or religion. Imo, it's a rememberance thing.

Ooops, but we were told not to discuss God or religion. There is a subtle code about what subjects shouldn't be discussed at parties and religion is one of them.

AndrewG · 18 Sep 2010, 14:38

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Originally Posted by Steve6

But yet you discuss what your epitaph will be, isn't it all connected with God and religion?

It isn't connected if you don't believe in a religion surely?

Steve6 · 18 Sep 2010, 15:23

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Originally Posted by AndrewG

It isn't connected if you don't believe in a religion surely?

My comment has nothing to do with my beliefs, it's the thread I'm discussing. The moderators were saying it was off topic, but gravestones, epitaphs, are associated with religion, unless anyone can think of another purpose. I just don't see how discussing God and faith can be off topic in the off topic forum. It's more on topic if anything.

This thread is a bit of fun I suppose, so maybe I shouldn't be voicing my religious opinions to much.

wolfy35 · 18 Sep 2010, 15:41

16 Sep 2010, 14:01	#52
Steve6 Batman Join Date: 28.11.2005 Location: Ireland Posts: 1,690	I don't believe in God anyway. I was raised a Roman Catholic, but I never go to Mass on a Sunday. I never pray or do anything religious. Religion in my opinion is flawed, and the Holy Bible is a big book of lies. Once you die that's it!! Lights out and you're gone forever. Heaven and hell; God the Devil it's rubbish talk. There is a scientific explanation as to how we were created, and it hasn't anything to do with God. The vast majority of people see God as a *man* but can God not be a woman?? Religion tell us *"God made us all in his own image*". He must be a cross between a male and a female then. The Catholic church doesn't agree with gay marriages, yet when you think about it God could be gay himself. God could be a black man either!!! yet he's always portrayed as white!!! There is a lot of unanswered questions about religion. Just look through the centuries and all the wars and troubles because of it; even to this very day. I always seen religion as an excuse to cause trouble to be honest.

16 Sep 2010, 20:41	#57
Sue K Mega Loafer Join Date: 20.04.2003 Posts: 13,041	Omgosh ! It's funny I should discover this thread today. I was thinking just this morning, how I want to be remembered ! I'm being cremated so I doubt there will be anything but a little plaque somewhere (I'd LOVE it to be posted at Forest Lawn !) I was thinking of starting a list of things by which to remember me, ie, "Remember me when you see a butterfly", things like that print out and have distributed at my memorial.

17 Sep 2010, 13:23	#60
allrevvedup "Most things that i worry about, never happen anyway" Join Date: 29.11.2003 Location: Liverpool Posts: 5,356	anyway folks back to whatever this mad topic is...

17 Sep 2010, 13:30	#61
Wario Monstro helps me spell things... Join Date: 05.01.2007 Location: Masculine, Pennsylvania Posts: 9,105	funny how this is in off topic and we still need to stay on topic

17 Sep 2010, 22:26	#67
Sue K Mega Loafer Join Date: 20.04.2003 Posts: 13,041	I saw a dragonfly today while walking from bus stop to the dayJob and thought of me ... ...

17 Sep 2010, 23:09	#68
Steve6 Batman Join Date: 28.11.2005 Location: Ireland Posts: 1,690	I wonder what my epitaph will be when I do die? It'll probaly be something basic..but I want it to be something funny. "Sex God on earth, Sex God in Heaven".

18 Sep 2010, 14:22	#71
Sue K Mega Loafer Join Date: 20.04.2003 Posts: 13,041	I saw a robin this morning while I was out delivering newspapers and thought of me... ...

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wolfy35 Dangerous on a full moon Join Date: 14.03.2007 Location: Standing on the outside, Looking in on you Posts: 751