14 Sep 2010, 13:49
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200% is the new 110%
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What will your epitaph be?
Think up something funny/witty/whatever to put on your tombstone when you go
 . Or think of one for Wario  As an internet junkie, I was thinking of:  Design your own here Here are some other ideas ...  
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14 Sep 2010, 14:01
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I hope your salmon sucks!
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14 Sep 2010, 14:04
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Armed ba$tard and Jo's other half.
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 ROFLMAO  Gentelmen, the bar has been raised 
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14 Sep 2010, 14:08
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I hope your salmon sucks!
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14 Sep 2010, 14:23
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Relentless
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This is my favourite epitaph from someone famous
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14 Sep 2010, 14:28
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200% is the new 110%
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14 Sep 2010, 14:37
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My favourite is from the great Winston Churchill:
"I am ready to meet my Maker. Whether my Maker is prepared for the great ordeal of meeting me is another matter. Winston Churchill (1874-1965)" |
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14 Sep 2010, 14:43
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Relentless
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Another possibility for Dave ... "Connection reset by peer"
For myself "Here lies Andy, passed away aged 116. Only the good die young" |
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14 Sep 2010, 14:50
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Armed ba$tard and Jo's other half.
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A few real headstone inscriptions.............. Here lies the body of Solomon Peas Under the flowers and under the trees Peas is not here, only the pod Peas shelled out went home to god Here lies the body of Lester Moore four slugs from a .44 No Les no Moore (Boot Hill Cemetery) Here lies an auctioneer. Going going gone Here lies an athist all dressed up with nowhere to go He argued with the wrong mans brother (epitaph of the man who shot Bat Mastersons brother) Here lies the body of Ann Mann She lived an old maid and died an old Mann |
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14 Sep 2010, 14:57
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Armed ba$tard and Jo's other half.
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14 Sep 2010, 14:58
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200% is the new 110%
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14 Sep 2010, 14:59
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The Monster Is Luce
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LMAO Dave that is immense!
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14 Sep 2010, 15:00
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Relentless
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14 Sep 2010, 15:02
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Armed ba$tard and Jo's other half.
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Poll?
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14 Sep 2010, 15:11
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200% is the new 110%
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14 Sep 2010, 15:21
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14 Sep 2010, 15:36
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Armed ba$tard and Jo's other half.
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14 Sep 2010, 16:01
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200% is the new 110%
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Can we do both, pretty please?
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14 Sep 2010, 16:14
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I hope your salmon sucks!
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14 Sep 2010, 16:15
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The Monster Is Luce
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Like that one!
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14 Sep 2010, 16:24
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The Monster Is Luce
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Tell you what, good job we weren't playing this the day I found out that Mark left....
Anyway!!!  One of many of mine would be... 
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14 Sep 2010, 16:49
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14 Sep 2010, 17:08
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"Most things that i worry about, never happen anyway"
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I plan to live for a while...and to make a comeback!
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14 Sep 2010, 21:24
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You dig.
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14 Sep 2010, 22:31
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I'm A Prize Fight Lover...
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