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Old 21 Mar 2004, 18:41   #1
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Default 213 Things Skippy is No Longer Allowed to Do

http://www.avalanchetankers.us/archives/000058.html

Hilarious.
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Old 21 Mar 2004, 19:37   #2
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rofl
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Old 21 Mar 2004, 20:04   #3
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I ahve just read the list and I am not laughing.

The reason I am not laughing is because i laughed so hard i fell off the chair and hurt myself!!!

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(Next day) Not allowed to chew gum at formation even if I *did* bring enough for everybody.
If only I knew that when teachers said it to me at school!
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Old 22 Mar 2004, 00:56   #4
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#104 was my personal favorite


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Old 22 Mar 2004, 01:38   #5
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one of the funniest things i have read in a long time have just emailed it to everyone i know its that good
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Old 22 Mar 2004, 20:10   #6
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Would my boss accept it if i took orders off clippy??

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Old 22 Mar 2004, 20:45   #7
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Oh my god, that's awesome
Best laugh i've had in ages.
Is this suposed to be a true story? It can't be
Thanks for posting it Rob
I've put a pint on the bar for you at The Bat .

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Old 23 Mar 2004, 17:40   #8
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I loved this! Some of them had me laughing out loud. I shared them with my husband (who's in the Army) and he about fell off his chair. Thanks for the link

PS- although I don't see a problem with professing to be a citizen of "texas and the forty-nine other, lesser states"
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Old 16 Mar 2008, 13:41   #9
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Thought i'd bump this up for those who have never seen this.

Skippy's list is till one of the funniest things i've ever read on this forum
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Old 16 Mar 2008, 13:59   #10
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87. If the thought of something makes me giggle for longer than 15 seconds, I am to assume that I am not allowed to do it.

This one I already use on here lol
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Old 17 Mar 2008, 10:23   #11
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i like it lol
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Old 17 Mar 2008, 12:20   #12
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Must admit I've been warned about this one too ...

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Old 17 Mar 2008, 12:25   #13
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Don't worry Andy, under the laws of England, to Englishm,an can ever be asked not to taunt the French.

EVER!
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