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Rob The Badger 21 Mar 2004 18:41

213 Things Skippy is No Longer Allowed to Do
 
http://www.avalanchetankers.us/archives/000058.html

Hilarious.

R. 21 Mar 2004 19:37

rofl :up: :))
Quote:

My proper military title is 'Specialist Schwarz' not 'Princess Anastasia'.

Chris 21 Mar 2004 20:04

I ahve just read the list and I am not laughing.

The reason I am not laughing is because i laughed so hard i fell off the chair and hurt myself!!!

Quote:

Not allowed to chew gum at formation, unless I brought enough for everybody.

(Next day) Not allowed to chew gum at formation even if I *did* bring enough for everybody.
If only I knew that when teachers said it to me at school!

shadow1000001 22 Mar 2004 00:56

#104 was my personal favorite :twisted:


Maria

goodhip 22 Mar 2004 01:38

one of the funniest things i have read in a long time have just emailed it to everyone i know its that good

Chris 22 Mar 2004 20:10

Would my boss accept it if i took orders off clippy??

Quote:

The Microsoft ® ‘Dancing Paperclip’ is not authorized to countermand any orders.

The Flying Mouse 22 Mar 2004 20:45

:twisted: Oh my god, that's awesome :lmao:
Best laugh i've had in ages.
Is this suposed to be a true story? 8O It can't be :lol:
Thanks for posting it Rob :up:
I've put a pint on the bar for you at The Bat :D .

native texan 23 Mar 2004 17:40

I loved this! Some of them had me laughing out loud. I shared them with my husband (who's in the Army) and he about fell off his chair. Thanks for the link

PS- although I don't see a problem with professing to be a citizen of "texas and the forty-nine other, lesser states" :wink:

The Flying Mouse 16 Mar 2008 13:41

:twisted: Thought i'd bump this up for those who have never seen this.

Skippy's list is till one of the funniest things i've ever read on this forum :lmao:

Monstro 16 Mar 2008 13:59

87. If the thought of something makes me giggle for longer than 15 seconds, I am to assume that I am not allowed to do it.

This one I already use on here lol

Battybarb 17 Mar 2008 10:23

i like it lol

AndyK 17 Mar 2008 12:20

Must admit I've been warned about this one too ...

Quote:

Must not taunt the French any more.

The Flying Mouse 17 Mar 2008 12:25

:twisted: Don't worry Andy, under the laws of England, to Englishm,an can ever be asked not to taunt the French.

EVER! :yep:


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