In the category of ouch...

**allrevvedup** · 24 Aug 2007, 16:55

A woman set fire to her ex-husband's penis as he sat naked watching television and drinking vodka, Moscow police said on Wednesday.

Asked if the man would make a full recovery, a police spokeswoman said it was "difficult to predict".

The attack climaxed three years of acrimonious enforced co-habitation. The couple divorced three years ago but continued to share a small flat, something common in Russia where property costs are very high.

"It was monstrously painful," the wounded ex-husband told Tvoi Den newspaper. "I was burning like a torch. I don't know what I did to deserve this."

**Monstro** · 24 Aug 2007, 17:01

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Originally Posted by allrevvedup

The attack climaxed three years of acrimonious enforced co-habitation.

bet that's the only thing climaxing for a while!!!!

**RadioMaster** · 24 Aug 2007, 17:12

and just how exactly did they manage to set it on fire? nah, actually I dont wanna know....

Betty · 24 Aug 2007, 19:41

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Originally Posted by RadioMaster

and just how exactly did they manage to set it on fire? nah, actually I dont wanna know....

Not so sure if THEY actually did this as a team.... think it was more HER who did it lol
If not, the poor guy should see a therapist

SamCat · 24 Aug 2007, 19:46

He'd probably dribbled vodka down there, one spark and WOOF!!!!

mszee · 24 Aug 2007, 20:02

See what Russian women could do if provoked? Lucky you going home today...

Betty · 24 Aug 2007, 20:05

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Originally Posted by SamCat

He'd probably dribbled vodka down there, one spark and WOOF!!!!

Probably, yes! And he´s probably also blaming the woman!!

I´m only blaming the woman for not saying anything to her husband for sitting naked, whilst drinking vodka and watching tv....

SamCat · 24 Aug 2007, 20:11

Dont even blame her for that cos she'd already divorced him!!

mszee · 24 Aug 2007, 20:26

Exactly...these people were past this all with a divorce...forced by circumstances to still live together...I am surprised both of them are not dead like in War of the Roses.

**allrevvedup** · 24 Aug 2007, 21:00

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Originally Posted by mszee

See what Russian women could do if provoked? Lucky you going home today...

I thought that's why you had guard dogs!

mszee · 24 Aug 2007, 21:05

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Originally Posted by allrevvedup

I thought that's why you had guard dogs!

I have guard dogs for a single purpose to bark for no good reason at night and wake up everybody...what did you think they are for???

24 Aug 2007, 16:55	#1
allrevvedup "Most things that i worry about, never happen anyway" Join Date: 29.11.2003 Location: Liverpool Posts: 5,354	In the category of ouch... A woman set fire to her ex-husband's penis as he sat naked watching television and drinking vodka, Moscow police said on Wednesday. Asked if the man would make a full recovery, a police spokeswoman said it was "difficult to predict". The attack climaxed three years of acrimonious enforced co-habitation. The couple divorced three years ago but continued to share a small flat, something common in Russia where property costs are very high. "It was monstrously painful," the wounded ex-husband told Tvoi Den newspaper. "I was burning like a torch. I don't know what I did to deserve this."

24 Aug 2007, 17:12	#3
RadioMaster The German Join Date: 11.03.2006 Location: some kind of hunting lodge for rich weirdos... Posts: 15,778	and just how exactly did they manage to set it on fire? nah, actually I dont wanna know....

24 Aug 2007, 19:46	#5
SamCat Hello Harry!!!! Join Date: 11.09.2006 Location: London Posts: 3,086	He'd probably dribbled vodka down there, one spark and WOOF!!!!

24 Aug 2007, 20:02	#6
mszee Mega Loafer Join Date: 28.03.2006 Location: And you think you're down under??? Posts: 26,252	See what Russian women could do if provoked? Lucky you going home today...

24 Aug 2007, 20:11	#8
SamCat Hello Harry!!!! Join Date: 11.09.2006 Location: London Posts: 3,086	Dont even blame her for that cos she'd already divorced him!!

24 Aug 2007, 20:26	#9
mszee Mega Loafer Join Date: 28.03.2006 Location: And you think you're down under??? Posts: 26,252	Exactly...these people were past this all with a divorce...forced by circumstances to still live together...I am surprised both of them are not dead like in War of the Roses.