In the category of ouch...
 

A woman set fire to her ex-husband's penis as he sat naked watching television and drinking vodka, Moscow police said on Wednesday.

Asked if the man would make a full recovery, a police spokeswoman said it was "difficult to predict".

The attack climaxed three years of acrimonious enforced co-habitation. The couple divorced three years ago but continued to share a small flat, something common in Russia where property costs are very high.

"It was monstrously painful," the wounded ex-husband told Tvoi Den newspaper. "I was burning like a torch. I don't know what I did to deserve this."

bet that's the only thing climaxing for a while!!!!

and just how exactly did they manage to set it on fire? nah, actually I dont wanna know....

Not so sure if THEY actually did this as a team.... think it was more HER who did it lol
If not, the poor guy should see a therapist :lol:

He'd probably dribbled vodka down there, one spark and WOOF!!!!

See what Russian women could do if provoked? Lucky you going home today...:lmao:

Probably, yes! And he´s probably also blaming the woman!!

I´m only blaming the woman for not saying anything to her husband for sitting naked, whilst drinking vodka and watching tv.... :-P

Dont even blame her for that cos she'd already divorced him!!

Exactly...these people were past this all with a divorce...forced by circumstances to still live together...I am surprised both of them are not dead like in War of the Roses.

I thought that's why you had guard dogs!

I have guard dogs for a single purpose to bark for no good reason at night and wake up everybody...what did you think they are for??? :shock: