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#7076 |
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Well, what are those white coats doing here? Is that poor young man sick? What a shame!
Can I have coffee and scrambled eggs, please? Is Bob your cellarman still across the pond? Will he ever get back from holiday? He is missed around here. Seems like he's been playing a lot of golf lately. Thanks. |
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#7077 |
Mega Loafer
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#7078 |
Mega Loafer
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![]() This young man must have eaten something bad...but NOT here... ![]() Bob is back from the holiday - enough of golf for him already!!! To be honest with you...he's been playing golf here in the cellar with our wine bottles...so much damage... ![]() Don't know what to do with him... ![]() |
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#7080 |
Mega Loafer
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#7081 |
The German
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OK...let me try to get this:
1. Gerry brought Emus to the bar 2. The barlady wanted them to get away 3. I asked for something to eat 4. The barlady offered me ![]() 5. The barlady and a guest are talking about whoīs ![]() 6. They want sent ME to the nuthouse 7. They decided that itīs the emuīs ![]() 8. They want to put it on the menu And now you wonder that nobody comes here anymore...? ![]() ![]() Some years ago...you could buy lollipops with REAL locusts inside, wouldnt that be a great business idea too? I think itīs definitely time that your boss comes back to this......restaurant... |
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#7082 |
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Please read my very first post of the day...
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#7083 |
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#7084 |
The German
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Yeah....if you got a sensitive stomach...
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#7085 |
queen post- whore extraordinaire
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my butchers G.K. in Twickenham stocks Emu steaks - not for me though ukk!!
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#7086 |
Armed ba$tard and Jo's other half.
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![]() ![]() NO MORE FRENCH FOOD IN HERE ![]() ![]() |
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#7087 |
The German
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Hmmm...Locusts, Emus,
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#7088 |
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#7089 |
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Are you saying Bob is HERE???
![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Sorry about the damage; can't imagine him breaking wine bottles. ![]() Oh, may I have my special, please? It's been a while. Did I see emu steaks available? What's an emu?? ![]() |
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#7090 |
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![]() ![]() Don't know why anybody would be interested to know that though ![]() He's down the cellar at the moment changing the barrels. The EMU steaks are deffinatly off the menu ![]() |
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#7091 |
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Aha landlord - a pint of your finest champers please. And something for my lady please.....
Incidentally the ever delightful lucy has just been ringing up for a witter so I suggested she head over for the barmiads job. I trust that is ok with yourself? |
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#7092 |
queen post- whore extraordinaire
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and there was me looking for a new position, reckon I'd make quite a good bar person p.c. and all that........... much prefer maid as it conjures up pictures of wenches like nell gywn,,,,,
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#7093 |
Mega Loafer
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Wow...I think with so many candidates I can finally retire...
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#7094 |
Mega Loafer
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I can just picture you in your barmaids outfit, dottie. Pulling pints of loverly loverly guinness and flirting outrageously with the customers and and.......
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#7095 | |
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#7096 |
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#7097 |
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#7098 |
Mega Loafer
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Not gone on my trip yet. Mid october all being well. I shall be in touch to see if you are free adn if we can entice you out for a drinky - hopefully the Tangerine Teal will be there as well.
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#7099 |
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Fantastic Chris - half term, and please may I have a scotch and diet lemonade
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#7100 |
Knicker thief
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